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- Wed Sep 18, 2024 6:44 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: BREAKING NEWS. Classified documents case.
- Replies: 10
- Views: 420
Re: BREAKING NEWS. Classified documents case.
That's channeling some old school Dinsdale
- Wed Sep 18, 2024 6:40 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Doom
- Replies: 3535
- Views: 950130
Re: Doom
If 300 is the walkie talkie number today, why was the BBC et al getting 300 yesterday? Why did I post that yesterday? This was multiple stories filed on pagers picked up by the Canadian Press, the BBC and whoever in the States directly from Reuters. Somebody messed up. Mind.. my calculator is acting...
- Wed Sep 18, 2024 5:13 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Doom
- Replies: 3535
- Views: 950130
Re: Doom
Beirut 18 Sept Senior Hezbollah Officials On The Run! Several ranking members of the organisation received terrifying phone calls in the middle of the night. An ominous voice asked them, 'Do you have Prince Albert in a can?' When the members answered in the positive, they were instructed 'Well you ...
- Wed Sep 18, 2024 4:57 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Doom
- Replies: 3535
- Views: 950130
Re: Doom
The Jews blowed up[/emmittsmith] pagers across Lebanon today. Extremely wild, weird, wacky[/johnnycarson] stuff. Oh... and effective stuff. BEIRUT, Sept 17 (Reuters) - Militant group Hezbollah promised to retaliate against Israel after accusing it of detonating pagers across Lebanon on Tuesday, kil...
- Mon Sep 16, 2024 5:21 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Game thread.
- Replies: 107
- Views: 2023
Re: Game thread.
Are Swifties even a voting bloc? They're pre teen girls, I'm guessing any politician could piss them off with impunity. Worst case, they'll slam the door to their room and not come out.Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Mon Sep 16, 2024 12:23 am Yeah, who's gonna win this? The world's biggest pop music star or Dump?
- Mon Sep 16, 2024 5:33 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Weekend Roll Call 9-14-24
- Replies: 27
- Views: 625
- Sun Sep 15, 2024 9:58 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Weekend Roll Call 9-14-24
- Replies: 27
- Views: 625
Re: Weekend Roll Call 9-14-24
Considering the subject of Brutalism came up, this is an interesting contrast of styles. https://i.imgur.com/keznGtQ.jpg It looks like someone took ancient Greece, jammed it down the barrel of a cannon, fired it at Casa Colonial and tried to cover it up with Muskoka cottage and solar panels. Is it p...
- Fri Sep 13, 2024 5:52 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: 2024 Three Best Bets
- Replies: 30
- Views: 1188
Re: 2024 Three Best Bets
Oh wow. You weren't supposed to get that.
uhhh.. see Biggie, wasn't that fun? Pops, you're such a grouch
uhhh.. see Biggie, wasn't that fun? Pops, you're such a grouch
- Fri Sep 13, 2024 3:31 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: 2024 Three Best Bets
- Replies: 30
- Views: 1188
Re: 2024 Three Best Bets
OK guys, find the hidden pick.
1 = cos2 (x) M+ sin2 (x) = (eix + e-ix )I2 /4 + sin2 (x) = (e2ix + e-2ix )N/4 + e2ln(sin(x)) + 1
(hint - MIN)
1 = cos2 (x) M+ sin2 (x) = (eix + e-ix )I2 /4 + sin2 (x) = (e2ix + e-2ix )N/4 + e2ln(sin(x)) + 1
(hint - MIN)
- Thu Sep 12, 2024 3:20 am
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: 2024 Three Best Bets - Week 2
- Replies: 32
- Views: 688
Re: 2024 Three Best Bets - Week 2
BUF + 2
SEA - 3.5
TB + 7
SEA - 3.5
TB + 7
- Wed Sep 11, 2024 5:56 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Storm Incoming!
- Replies: 60
- Views: 1278
- Wed Sep 11, 2024 5:19 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Storm Incoming!
- Replies: 60
- Views: 1278
Re: Storm Incoming!
Have you got a set of clippers? Give yourself a mohawk before the power goes out. Your neighbourhood will need your iron-fisted leadership in the coming days.
- Wed Sep 11, 2024 4:22 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Storm Incoming!
- Replies: 60
- Views: 1278
Re: Storm Incoming!
Some pics from the Unified Command Group meeting earlier with the Governor and Cabinet at the Emergency Operations Center. https://i.postimg.cc/ZY6y1gWF/20240910-102538.jpg Here we see gathered two of every kind of bureaucrat, assembled in this futuristic ark. They can be seem sampling the deliciou...
- Mon Sep 09, 2024 3:27 am
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: 2024 Three Best Bets - Week 1
- Replies: 33
- Views: 1103
Re: 2024 Three Best Bets - Week 1
Lot of posters getting mucked on the .5 point, possibly more.
- Fri Sep 06, 2024 5:48 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: First things to do in a hotel room
- Replies: 13
- Views: 448
Re: First things to do in a hotel room
When I finish contaminating the room with my squeeze, she usually hits the ice machine and mixes the drinks. She says she doesn't pee in the glass and I believe her.
- chain smoke menthols
- order romantic comedy
- hide the remote
- check all the other doors in the hall to see if anyone opens up
- chain smoke menthols
- order romantic comedy
- hide the remote
- check all the other doors in the hall to see if anyone opens up
- Fri Sep 06, 2024 12:27 am
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: 2024 Three Best Bets - Week 1
- Replies: 33
- Views: 1103
Re: 2024 Three Best Bets - Week 1
MIN - 1
TB - 3.5
SF - 3.5
(EDIT: PIT to TB)
TB - 3.5
SF - 3.5
(EDIT: PIT to TB)
- Thu Sep 05, 2024 8:54 pm
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: Commanders Suspend VP for Comments on Players, Jones, Goodelll
- Replies: 2
- Views: 155
Re: Commanders Suspend VP for Comments on Players, Jones, Goodelll
There's a graveyard full of English football managers stung by the tabloids like that.Enteen had met the reporter on the dating app Hinge and met with her twice at local restaurants.
- Wed Sep 04, 2024 9:07 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Drunk...
- Replies: 40
- Views: 973
Re: Drunk...
You've got to put yourself in that headspace, it's not easy.
The mixed and colourless laundry of tomorrow, unburdened by the prison of yesterday's static cling.
The mixed and colourless laundry of tomorrow, unburdened by the prison of yesterday's static cling.
- Wed Sep 04, 2024 8:34 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Drunk...
- Replies: 40
- Views: 973
Re: Drunk...
The tariffs that separate us, divide the wash no more by dark and light
yours,
Kamala Phibes.
yours,
Kamala Phibes.
- Wed Sep 04, 2024 12:35 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Drunk...
- Replies: 40
- Views: 973
- Mon Sep 02, 2024 9:12 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Happy Labor Day
- Replies: 7
- Views: 285
Re: Happy Labor Day
I guess Labour Day coincided with National Hat Day.
- Sun Sep 01, 2024 5:53 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Uh oh...
- Replies: 41
- Views: 1326
Re: Uh oh...
No doubt Fred had his fiscal house in order when he financed the Mystery Machine, reckless spending on the psychedelic paint job was a mistake.
You'll be fine, have a 'War on Debt', it could be like the war on terror, or drugs. Rent out a state that you don't use very much.
You'll be fine, have a 'War on Debt', it could be like the war on terror, or drugs. Rent out a state that you don't use very much.
- Sun Sep 01, 2024 4:19 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Uh oh...
- Replies: 41
- Views: 1326
Re: Uh oh...
errr.. right. OK, that's pretty bad.
- Sat Aug 31, 2024 6:00 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Uh oh...
- Replies: 41
- Views: 1326
Re: Uh oh...
Inflation is caused by the government, because it is the government’s responsibility to run the treasury and control how many dollar bills are in circulation. The more new dollars that are pumped into the system, the less valuable are the dollars in your wallet. Because it’s paper, not precious met...
- Wed Aug 28, 2024 2:14 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Haven't been to Five Guys in a year
- Replies: 26
- Views: 54118
Re: Haven't been to Five Guys in a year
Canadian beef? Is that supposed to be a selling point of some sort? Who the fuck cares about Canada's beef? It means it's syringe and lead paint free, unlike American beef. customer demand for heartier burgers that are both flavorful and affordable. We're the guinea pigs, $18.49 for a combo piss of...
- Mon Aug 26, 2024 6:21 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Boeing Starliner 1st Astronaut Flight
- Replies: 97
- Views: 5433
Re: Boeing Starliner 1st Astronaut Flight
That big-nosed, homeless woman you sent up there will pawn it to teenagers for beer. The Starliner will then reappear in western New York and collide with the stage at a Red Hot Chili Peppers reunion show.Diego in Seattle wrote: ↑Sat Aug 24, 2024 5:44 pm Are they going to call AAA to pick up the Starliner?
- Sat Aug 24, 2024 6:26 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: I'm Hosting a Picnic in Here
- Replies: 77
- Views: 3484
- Thu Aug 22, 2024 5:45 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: I'm Hosting a Picnic in Here
- Replies: 77
- Views: 3484
Re: I'm Hosting a Picnic in Here
So if your national dish is poutine, should you be extremely proud or deeply ashamed? I lean towards the latter. Something upmarket like Beef Wellington or Beef Bourguignon would be good, but they're taken. :(
- Sun Aug 18, 2024 4:19 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: How the Nord Stream pipelines were taken out
- Replies: 28
- Views: 1365
Re: How the Nord Stream pipelines were taken out
Sure thing. No doubt the Polish commandos were busy that day.Sudden Sam wrote: ↑Thu Aug 15, 2024 4:48 pm
the sabotage operation involved a small sailing boat and a team of six people, a combination of Ukrainian soldiers and civilians with relevant expertise.
- Sat Aug 17, 2024 5:58 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Weekend Roll Call 8-17-24
- Replies: 23
- Views: 970
- Fri Aug 16, 2024 9:26 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Doom
- Replies: 3535
- Views: 950130
Re: Doom
And I looked, and behold, a pale horse! And its rider’s name was Death,
Troublesome cowboy? Look no further than Rootbeer's picnic. Bury him up to his neck beside Smackie's anthill, like in the old days.
- Fri Aug 16, 2024 7:55 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Doom
- Replies: 3535
- Views: 950130
Re: Doom
I took a lot of heat for my pro-pox sentiments on this board, all I can say is I regret that as I was young and idealistic. I suspect it's real, it's getting passed round faster than a dildo at a Chiefs game.
- Fri Aug 16, 2024 6:16 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Doom
- Replies: 3535
- Views: 950130
Re: Doom
It's just BootiePox, I've read it's sexually transmitted. Any normal person would just over-the-counter medicate the piss out of it. A condom, a stick of butter and chewable vitamins - good to go. Bring on the Pox.
- Thu Aug 15, 2024 9:37 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: I'm Hosting a Picnic in Here
- Replies: 77
- Views: 3484
Re: I'm Hosting a Picnic in Here
RACK.
You bring the ants, I'll bring the rubber tree plant.
- Thu Aug 15, 2024 9:28 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: I'm Hosting a Picnic in Here
- Replies: 77
- Views: 3484
Re: I'm Hosting a Picnic in Here
So they'll be the only ones there with a job.
- Wed Aug 14, 2024 3:06 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Chronicle the Fake Harris/Walz Crowds Here
- Replies: 111
- Views: 4719
Re: Chronicle the Fake Harris/Walz Crowds Here
There are a few precipitants being set here, we'll see how it goes.
- Wed Aug 14, 2024 2:37 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Chronicle the Fake Harris/Walz Crowds Here
- Replies: 111
- Views: 4719
Re: Chronicle the Fake Harris/Walz Crowds Here
But the problems start when you're not in charge. (no disrespect to your good self)
- Wed Aug 14, 2024 2:24 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Chronicle the Fake Harris/Walz Crowds Here
- Replies: 111
- Views: 4719
Re: Chronicle the Fake Harris/Walz Crowds Here
Are you truly happy with the recent direction of the Democrat party? Do you truly think a Kamala presidency is the answer? This. mvs keeps bringing it up and it doesn't get answered, the party is ruling by Star Chamber and it could become normalised. That's something to take very seriously if you l...
- Sat Aug 10, 2024 5:02 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Time for the OLYMPICS!
- Replies: 57
- Views: 3095
Re: Time for the OLYMPICS!
Everyone will learn from this, next Olympics woman's boxing will be hairy, mustachio chaps all named Fatima.
- Sat Aug 10, 2024 4:59 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Time for the OLYMPICS!
- Replies: 57
- Views: 3095
Re: Time for the OLYMPICS!
What's with that Noah Lyles cunt?
He jumps up and down before the race.
Runs the race.
Bit of a shit finish, so he dashes to a wheelchair, hops in and gets wheeled out.
Wasn't there a thread about this going on in aeroplanes?
He jumps up and down before the race.
Runs the race.
Bit of a shit finish, so he dashes to a wheelchair, hops in and gets wheeled out.
Wasn't there a thread about this going on in aeroplanes?