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Diego in Seattle wrote: ↑Wed Sep 18, 2024 5:44 am
A breeding party at your mom's house.

That's channeling some old school Dinsdale

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If 300 is the walkie talkie number today, why was the BBC et al getting 300 yesterday? Why did I post that yesterday? This was multiple stories filed on pagers picked up by the Canadian Press, the BBC and whoever in the States directly from Reuters. Somebody messed up. Mind.. my calculator is acting...

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Beirut 18 Sept Senior Hezbollah Officials On The Run! Several ranking members of the organisation received terrifying phone calls in the middle of the night. An ominous voice asked them, 'Do you have Prince Albert in a can?' When the members answered in the positive, they were instructed 'Well you ...

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The Jews blowed up[/emmittsmith] pagers across Lebanon today. Extremely wild, weird, wacky[/johnnycarson] stuff. Oh... and effective stuff. BEIRUT, Sept 17 (Reuters) - Militant group Hezbollah promised to retaliate against Israel after accusing it of detonating pagers across Lebanon on Tuesday, kil...

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Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Mon Sep 16, 2024 12:23 am Yeah, who's gonna win this? The world's biggest pop music star or Dump?

Are Swifties even a voting bloc? They're pre teen girls, I'm guessing any politician could piss them off with impunity. Worst case, they'll slam the door to their room and not come out.

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Mikey wrote: ↑Mon Sep 16, 2024 2:41 am The crematorium got fired up tonight.

That's class!

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Considering the subject of Brutalism came up, this is an interesting contrast of styles. https://i.imgur.com/keznGtQ.jpg It looks like someone took ancient Greece, jammed it down the barrel of a cannon, fired it at Casa Colonial and tried to cover it up with Muskoka cottage and solar panels. Is it p...

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Oh wow. You weren't supposed to get that.

uhhh.. see Biggie, wasn't that fun? Pops, you're such a grouch

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OK guys, find the hidden pick.

1 = cos2 (x) M+ sin2 (x) = (eix + e-ix )I2 /4 + sin2 (x) = (e2ix + e-2ix )N/4 + e2ln(sin(x)) + 1

(hint - MIN)

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BUF + 2
SEA - 3.5
TB + 7

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Roux wrote: ↑Wed Sep 11, 2024 5:48 pm My focus is the state

OK, so you'll be traveling. Paint a skull on the hood of your civic and glue some spears on. Do you own an intimidating mask?

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Roux wrote: ↑Wed Sep 11, 2024 4:37 pm Trees are going to get blown down, which means we'll lose electricity. And our generator is not installed yet damnit.

Have you got a set of clippers? Give yourself a mohawk before the power goes out. Your neighbourhood will need your iron-fisted leadership in the coming days.

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Some pics from the Unified Command Group meeting earlier with the Governor and Cabinet at the Emergency Operations Center. https://i.postimg.cc/ZY6y1gWF/20240910-102538.jpg Here we see gathered two of every kind of bureaucrat, assembled in this futuristic ark. They can be seem sampling the deliciou...

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Lot of posters getting mucked on the .5 point, possibly more.

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When I finish contaminating the room with my squeeze, she usually hits the ice machine and mixes the drinks. She says she doesn't pee in the glass and I believe her.

- chain smoke menthols

- order romantic comedy

- hide the remote

- check all the other doors in the hall to see if anyone opens up

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MIN - 1
TB - 3.5
SF - 3.5

(EDIT: PIT to TB)

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Enteen had met the reporter on the dating app Hinge and met with her twice at local restaurants.

There's a graveyard full of English football managers stung by the tabloids like that.

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You've got to put yourself in that headspace, it's not easy.

The mixed and colourless laundry of tomorrow, unburdened by the prison of yesterday's static cling.

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The tariffs that separate us, divide the wash no more by dark and light

yours,

Kamala Phibes.

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mvscal wrote: ↑Tue Sep 03, 2024 9:59 pm Stupid...

Is that an answer to a specific question by someone? Or does she just randomly drop that phrase into every conversation she has? Far out.

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bungle clone wrote: ↑Mon Sep 02, 2024 7:18 pm

I guess Labour Day coincided with National Hat Day.

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No doubt Fred had his fiscal house in order when he financed the Mystery Machine, reckless spending on the psychedelic paint job was a mistake.

You'll be fine, have a 'War on Debt', it could be like the war on terror, or drugs. Rent out a state that you don't use very much.

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88BuckeyeGrad wrote: ↑Sat Aug 31, 2024 3:54 pm

errr.. right. OK, that's pretty bad.

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Inflation is caused by the government, because it is the government’s responsibility to run the treasury and control how many dollar bills are in circulation. The more new dollars that are pumped into the system, the less valuable are the dollars in your wallet. Because it’s paper, not precious met...

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Canadian beef? Is that supposed to be a selling point of some sort? Who the fuck cares about Canada's beef? It means it's syringe and lead paint free, unlike American beef. customer demand for heartier burgers that are both flavorful and affordable. We're the guinea pigs, $18.49 for a combo piss of...

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Diego in Seattle wrote: ↑Sat Aug 24, 2024 5:44 pm Are they going to call AAA to pick up the Starliner?

That big-nosed, homeless woman you sent up there will pawn it to teenagers for beer. The Starliner will then reappear in western New York and collide with the stage at a Red Hot Chili Peppers reunion show.

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mvscal wrote: ↑Fri Aug 23, 2024 12:36 am
Fries with cheese curds and brown gravy. I don't think it's anything to be ashamed of, but I probably wouldn't want to hang my culinary hat on that.

Right, pea soup it is.

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So if your national dish is poutine, should you be extremely proud or deeply ashamed? I lean towards the latter. Something upmarket like Beef Wellington or Beef Bourguignon would be good, but they're taken. :(

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Sudden Sam wrote: ↑Thu Aug 15, 2024 4:48 pm
the sabotage operation involved a small sailing boat and a team of six people, a combination of Ukrainian soldiers and civilians with relevant expertise.

Sure thing. No doubt the Polish commandos were busy that day.

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Carson wrote: ↑Sat Aug 17, 2024 3:51 pm Greek meatballs?

Are we talking bifteki, kebab, or something else?

Keftedes I think, they're all over Toronto. It's just bifteki in meatball form. Every Greek burger joint in the city is just bifteki in a bun.

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Softball Bat wrote: ↑Fri Aug 16, 2024 8:46 pm Revelation 6:8

And I looked, and behold, a pale horse! And its rider’s name was Death,

Troublesome cowboy? Look no further than Rootbeer's picnic. Bury him up to his neck beside Smackie's anthill, like in the old days.

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I took a lot of heat for my pro-pox sentiments on this board, all I can say is I regret that as I was young and idealistic. I suspect it's real, it's getting passed round faster than a dildo at a Chiefs game.

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It's just BootiePox, I've read it's sexually transmitted. Any normal person would just over-the-counter medicate the piss out of it. A condom, a stick of butter and chewable vitamins - good to go. Bring on the Pox.

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Smackie Chan wrote: ↑Thu Aug 15, 2024 9:33 pm
Just wanna ensure the working class is represented.

RACK.

You bring the ants, I'll bring the rubber tree plant.

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Smackie Chan wrote: ↑Thu Aug 15, 2024 9:09 pm I'll bring the ants.

So they'll be the only ones there with a job.

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There are a few precipitants being set here, we'll see how it goes.

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But the problems start when you're not in charge. (no disrespect to your good self)

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Are you truly happy with the recent direction of the Democrat party? Do you truly think a Kamala presidency is the answer? This. mvs keeps bringing it up and it doesn't get answered, the party is ruling by Star Chamber and it could become normalised. That's something to take very seriously if you l...

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HighPlainsGrifter wrote: ↑Sat Aug 10, 2024 4:45 am It's a man, baby!

Everyone will learn from this, next Olympics woman's boxing will be hairy, mustachio chaps all named Fatima.

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What's with that Noah Lyles cunt?
He jumps up and down before the race.
Runs the race.
Bit of a shit finish, so he dashes to a wheelchair, hops in and gets wheeled out.

Wasn't there a thread about this going on in aeroplanes?

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