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by Dr_Phibes
Wed Mar 27, 2024 3:34 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Doom
Replies: 3235
Views: 544790

Re: Doom

HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Tue Mar 26, 2024 3:41 pm That container ship's behavior is hella suspicious.

This isn't half as suspicious as the 'penis' course the Evergreen took before grounding in the Suez.

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by Dr_Phibes
Tue Mar 26, 2024 8:46 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Doom
Replies: 3235
Views: 544790

Re: Doom

Wasn't Scott Key's song about ships blowing the hell out of Baltimore?
by Dr_Phibes
Sun Mar 24, 2024 5:24 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: You guys ever get gussied up?
Replies: 26
Views: 504

Re: You guys ever get gussied up?

When I complain about tariffs I wear a cummerbund. :-|
by Dr_Phibes
Thu Mar 21, 2024 5:40 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: John Mellencamp isn't putting up with your bullshit
Replies: 13
Views: 390

Re: John Mellencamp isn't putting up with your bullshit

Wild stories. The US myth of the docile Canadian needs to end. It's a thing, I don't know how it started or why. The Who did one of their 'last tour ever we swear this time' tours and Joe Jackson opened and he got bottled and had to run off stage and cancel his set. Pete Townsend came out and lost ...
by Dr_Phibes
Thu Mar 21, 2024 3:17 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: John Mellencamp isn't putting up with your bullshit
Replies: 13
Views: 390

Re: John Mellencamp isn't putting up with your bullshit

True story. I went to watch Mike Tyson/Razor Ruddock at the Convention Centre, it was a big deal Ruddock being a local boy. John Cougar was playing a stadium show down the road and both got out at the same time. The fight fans were irate, Ruddock got robbed and poured out of the venue in a fury only...
by Dr_Phibes
Wed Mar 20, 2024 4:13 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today
Replies: 577
Views: 175718

Re: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today



I'll go with a tune 8)
by Dr_Phibes
Sun Mar 17, 2024 12:36 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Let Russ Cook!
Replies: 8
Views: 380

Re: Let Russ Cook!

Don't rate him, but a sixth round pick is the best the Bears could get for him :lol:
Steelers doing a solid bit of business.

EDIT: They got rid of Mason Rudolph aswell, gone to the Titans. Missed that one, the whole QB room is cleared out. Leave it to the Bills to sign Trubisky for fook sakes :(
by Dr_Phibes
Sat Mar 16, 2024 3:48 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Let Russ Cook!
Replies: 8
Views: 380

Re: Let Russ Cook!

If the Steelers kept their backup, they would have had Wilson, Pickett. :-|
by Dr_Phibes
Wed Mar 13, 2024 10:15 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Name an NPR host who can't keep a straight face
Replies: 12
Views: 324

Re: Name an NPR host who can't keep a straight face

I love crossword puzzles and always wondered if I had the skills to take my game to the next level - so I tried his. Turns out I don't. Thank you Will, for making me realise the futility of my dreams. I now only focus on the attainable. (Does NPR still do Prairie Home Companion? That was just insult...
by Dr_Phibes
Mon Mar 11, 2024 3:28 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 3-9-24
Replies: 24
Views: 464

Re: Weekend Roll Call 3-9-24

Nice one! 8) Again, never heard of it, but just did a bit of reading on the subject and it seems there's quite a bit to it - though in early stages? It is interesting. I'd encourage kcdave to investigate. I've discovered that it is not an e-meter from L. Ron Hubbard and you can overdo it - a wise ma...
by Dr_Phibes
Sun Mar 10, 2024 7:00 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 3-9-24
Replies: 24
Views: 464

Re: Weekend Roll Call 3-9-24

HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Sun Mar 10, 2024 5:01 pm
kcdave wrote: Sun Mar 10, 2024 11:26 am
HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Sat Mar 09, 2024 5:28 pm Have you checked into red light therapy?
Interesting. What device do you use for this?
https://www.blockbluelight.com/products ... rpanel-pro

Never heard of that. What do you do, just turn on in a darkened room?
by Dr_Phibes
Sat Mar 09, 2024 7:04 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: State of the Union
Replies: 54
Views: 1021

Re: State of the Union

You'd just be climbing up and sneaking smoke breaks anyway. That's some kind of union.
by Dr_Phibes
Sat Mar 09, 2024 5:53 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: State of the Union
Replies: 54
Views: 1021

Re: State of the Union

I heard he said 'bodacious' a bunch of times. He also claimed to be the least assassinated President ever. The Canadian press is reporting that you've banned the use of stairs, which will be replaced by ladders. Any truth to this?
by Dr_Phibes
Thu Mar 07, 2024 3:45 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Let Russ Cook!
Replies: 8
Views: 380

Re: Let Russ Cook!

How many times have you seen a QB dressed down on the sideline by a HC in the middle of a game like Payton did to him last season? That was a "I don't like you very much" moment. Never, my jaw hit the floor. The circus didn't leave Denver when Hackett got fired, it's a permanent exhibit. ...
by Dr_Phibes
Wed Mar 06, 2024 6:04 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Let Russ Cook!
Replies: 8
Views: 380

Let Russ Cook!

In.. Vegas!

You know it makes sense, Pops. Before those twats in Pittsburgh get him. Looked up the details of who's paying him what, he can be got for a song.
by Dr_Phibes
Mon Mar 04, 2024 4:58 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Vietnam Art & Front Line Humor
Replies: 22
Views: 605

Re: Vietnam Art & Front Line Humor

It's been many years since I've heard that song. Because you don't live in Canada. That shitty song from the shitty movie ticks every Canadian Content box in existence, so you get assaulted with it 24 hours a day, every day. It's like sharing a jail cell with the Poppy Family and Edward Bear for al...
by Dr_Phibes
Sun Mar 03, 2024 11:37 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Vietnam Art & Front Line Humor
Replies: 22
Views: 605

Re: Vietnam Art & Front Line Humor

That aged horribly. He's an Indian, Green Beret, Vietnam vet, Kung Fu expert and gunslinger. All that's missing is cyborg and mutant and he's every action hero ever made.
by Dr_Phibes
Sun Mar 03, 2024 7:49 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Vietnam Art & Front Line Humor
Replies: 22
Views: 605

Re: Vietnam Art & Front Line Humor

While I an a veteran of several dangerous combat missions in Quake2, I had little to do with Vietnam. I did see a few Billy Jack films and thought they were complete shite along with Platoon, Apocalypse Now has to be the grandaddy. Big shout-out to Odd Angry Shot, little known Australian film on Vie...
by Dr_Phibes
Sun Feb 25, 2024 6:47 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Eagle Has Landed!
Replies: 33
Views: 930

Re: The Eagle Has Landed!

Does 'tipped over' mean crashed? :?:
by Dr_Phibes
Sun Feb 18, 2024 5:12 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Stade Olympique
Replies: 7
Views: 372

Re: Stade Olympique

Youppi eventually got a job with the Habs, he shows up to games in a Canadiens Gary Carter jersey.


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by Dr_Phibes
Fri Feb 16, 2024 5:16 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: 2023 Three Best Bets - FINAL
Replies: 11
Views: 502

Re: 2023 Three Best Bets - FINAL

Super big congrats to Steve, who unfortunately did not have me to share the podium with him. I'm sure he's upset, but we all know he'll survive. Why? Because he's Steve Jobs. Who was the first guy to pick us all up and dust us off after a crushing 0-3 week? That's right, Steve. His words of encourag...
by Dr_Phibes
Thu Feb 15, 2024 5:03 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Super Bowl LVIII San Francisco 49ers vs Kansas City Chiefs
Replies: 47
Views: 1076

Re: Super Bowl LVIII San Francisco 49ers vs Kansas City Chiefs

So lets employ 49er logic.

I'll start posting retarded threads and Mickey and fiatlux get kicked off the board. It's the San Fran way.
by Dr_Phibes
Mon Feb 12, 2024 5:13 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Super Bowl LVIII San Francisco 49ers vs Kansas City Chiefs
Replies: 47
Views: 1076

Re: Super Bowl LVIII San Francisco 49ers vs Kansas City Chiefs

What happened?

I went out to play tennis during second half. Word on the street is I missed Blue Man Group, they put Buster Keaton to shame.
by Dr_Phibes
Sun Feb 11, 2024 4:26 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Stade Olympique
Replies: 7
Views: 372

Stade Olympique

Not that anyone cares, but a brief update on what I think is one of the most fantastic stadiums in the world. I think it came up in a Brutalism thread ages ago. Anyhoo.. https://i.cbc.ca/1.4397126.1690480805!/cpImage/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/16x9_780/olympic-stadium-roof.jpg It's a blend ...
by Dr_Phibes
Sun Feb 11, 2024 3:28 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 2-10-24
Replies: 13
Views: 478

Re: Weekend Roll Call 2-10-24

Happy Mardi Gras y'all.
Chinese lunar new year
The similarities are striking. This is week 9 of Roux's Mardi Gras events, an eight month municipal panty-raid is something to be proud of.
by Dr_Phibes
Wed Feb 07, 2024 5:52 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Super Bowl
Replies: 25
Views: 977

Re: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Super Bowl

SF - 2
SF @ KC under

I got your back, pops!

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Stick it to these flyover fags.
by Dr_Phibes
Thu Feb 01, 2024 5:52 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Dry January
Replies: 5
Views: 330

Dry January

I'll give it a go.
by Dr_Phibes
Mon Jan 29, 2024 4:41 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: NFL Championships
Replies: 47
Views: 1531

Re: NFL Championships

Smackie Chan wrote: Mon Jan 29, 2024 2:26 am Doubled down on dumb.
Never been able to take the Lions seriously, but couldn't articulate it. That pretty much spelled the organisation out, the coordinators do all the heavy lifting and the brain work - Campbell's over-riding function is to inject enthusiasm and stupidity in equal measure.
by Dr_Phibes
Sun Jan 28, 2024 7:22 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: NFL Championships
Replies: 47
Views: 1531

Re: NFL Championships

Eat your King Cakes you Jelly Belly fat fucks. It's weird that you posted that as that's the name of a 49ers trick play. It works about as well as you'd expect. Sometimes when teams aren't very good they resort to trickery and sometimes it doesn't work out. I'm reading that the Lions will try their...
by Dr_Phibes
Sun Jan 28, 2024 4:23 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Conference Championships
Replies: 20
Views: 984

Re: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Conference Championships

BAL - 3.5
SF - 7
KC/BAL 45 under
by Dr_Phibes
Sun Jan 21, 2024 8:28 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
Replies: 1401
Views: 294761

Re: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread

Horatio Nelson once commanded this fleet.

by Dr_Phibes
Sat Jan 20, 2024 7:23 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: NFL playoffs ...
Replies: 92
Views: 33662

Re: NFL playoffs ...

Except for the fact that the Titans are the Oilers. I think the Titans even went out in Oilers uniforms this year, which I don't get. The NHL does that aswell and I hate it, it just seems like a final 'f*ck you' to the fans that lost their team. Here, we'll just rub your nose in it, here's your old...
by Dr_Phibes
Sat Jan 20, 2024 6:28 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 1-20-24
Replies: 34
Views: 2006

Re: Weekend Roll Call 1-20-24

kcdave wrote: Sat Jan 20, 2024 11:18 am
Much has been made about this being Mahome's first road playoff game.
Some of the talking heads actually think he will melt.
It's his second road playoff game. Chiefs were the road team in Superbowl LV and he melt. 8)
by Dr_Phibes
Sat Jan 20, 2024 1:30 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trump has syphilis
Replies: 13
Views: 716

Re: Trump has syphilis

Remember red pistachios? Why don't they do that anymore?
by Dr_Phibes
Fri Jan 19, 2024 5:21 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: NFL playoffs ...
Replies: 92
Views: 33662

Re: NFL playoffs ...

Offer them an air fryer and a VCR. Tell them not to wrap food in tin foil before using the fryer, it sparks.
by Dr_Phibes
Fri Jan 19, 2024 4:44 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: NFL playoffs ...
Replies: 92
Views: 33662

Re: NFL playoffs ...

I'm ready for Saturday night's game. Should be raining and in the 60s. There's no way Green Bay can prepare for this kind of weather on short notice. The Golden Gate was promised to Toronto when the Raptors clowned the Warriors, still hasn't shown up. Apparently, now it's covered in some sort of sh...
by Dr_Phibes
Fri Jan 19, 2024 4:36 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Divisional Round
Replies: 24
Views: 3422

Re: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Divisional Round

GB + 10
TB + 6
BUF - 2.5
by Dr_Phibes
Wed Jan 17, 2024 5:08 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: WWLSD?
Replies: 84
Views: 8477

Re: WWLSD?

Carson wrote: Mon Jan 15, 2018 4:46 pmShit his pants?
He doesn't wear pants when he's flying, nor shoes or socks. I remember him posting some video of himself waltzing around half-dressed in an aeroplane, he's that at home in the air. I expect he's an excellent pilot.
by Dr_Phibes
Sun Jan 14, 2024 4:24 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: NFL playoffs ...
Replies: 92
Views: 33662

Re: NFL playoffs ...

Are the Browns more tragic than the Jets? :?:
by Dr_Phibes
Sun Jan 14, 2024 4:22 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Wildcard Weekend
Replies: 30
Views: 43188

Re: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Wildcard Weekend

Identifying the bigger fraud in the Fraudbowl is no easy task.