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by Dr_Phibes
Sun May 10, 2020 4:37 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Random Picture Thread
Replies: 39
Views: 859

Re: Random Picture Thread

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sixteen inch aft gun turret from the imperial ship Mutsu, raised at salvage operations in 1970.
by Dr_Phibes
Wed May 06, 2020 2:38 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: RIP Don Shula
Replies: 9
Views: 438

Re: RIP Don Shula

by Dr_Phibes
Sat Apr 11, 2020 4:26 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Is m2 still alive?
Replies: 27
Views: 899

Re: Is m2 still alive?

Turning your attention elsewhere would be more expedient. Surprised to see anyone left.
by Dr_Phibes
Sun Apr 05, 2020 2:02 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Product Review: TOTO SW2034#01 C100 WASHLET
Replies: 42
Views: 1012

Re: Product Review: TOTO SW2034#01 C100 WASHLET

Seen one of those. Was with a landlord meeting his tenants and they had that rig set up. He asked what it was, tenant says 'prepare to be amazed'! Pushed a button and water shot out of the toilet and hit landlord in the face. Totally composed, he said 'oh, it's a bidet', and everyone filed out of th...
by Dr_Phibes
Sat Apr 04, 2020 3:07 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: WTF is it with Kennedys and water?
Replies: 9
Views: 430

Re: WTF is it with Kennedys and water?

They both have fangs :?
by Dr_Phibes
Sat Apr 04, 2020 12:35 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Doom
Replies: 1103
Views: 20210

Re: Doom

Ontario gets it done in six days. The real problems come later. If you can get through on the phone, money comes quick.
by Dr_Phibes
Fri Apr 03, 2020 2:17 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: COVID-19 - A Real Public Health Crisis*
Replies: 971
Views: 21119

Re: COVID-19 - A Real Public Health Crisis*

Screw_Michigan wrote:
Thu Apr 02, 2020 10:39 am
Today in US coronavirus dystopia--bodybags are now "human remains pouches."

:/
Can Americans really fit into a 'pouch'? It flatters to deceive. Better 'human remains tarpaulins'.
by Dr_Phibes
Thu Apr 02, 2020 2:18 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: How has the ‘Rona changed you or your behavior
Replies: 43
Views: 1542

Re: How has the ‘Rona changed you or your behavior

Not quite, chestnuts and limes replanted on mountain slopes (spare me your quips) prevent soil erosion - thus avoiding the fate of California. Their masks only conceal their workaday smiles. How's the cooties treating you these days? Economy collapsed yet? I give it four weeks till you're wearing co...
by Dr_Phibes
Wed Apr 01, 2020 4:20 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: How has the ‘Rona changed you or your behavior
Replies: 43
Views: 1542

Re: How has the ‘Rona changed you or your behavior

Carson wrote:
Wed Apr 01, 2020 3:41 am


I've been waiting to ask you: When is your hero Kim gonna tell the truth about the infection rate in NK?
:meds:

Well, the Red Cross is desperately busy...


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planting trees. There's nothing else for them to do 8)
by Dr_Phibes
Wed Apr 01, 2020 2:35 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: How has the ‘Rona changed you or your behavior
Replies: 43
Views: 1542

Re: How has the ‘Rona changed you or your behavior

Modeling shows that by vigorously following these guidelines we could save more than 1,000,000 America lives. What do you think about that? Sweden is an interesting test case, they're not following any severe restrictions. The pubs and restaurants stay open. The attitude is, it doesn't really help ...
by Dr_Phibes
Sun Mar 22, 2020 3:49 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Brady to the Bucs
Replies: 5
Views: 655

Re: Brady to the Bucs

What's the attitude on Winston leaving? Could never understand how he survived there for so long, just filed him alongside Tyrod Taylor.
by Dr_Phibes
Thu Mar 19, 2020 2:37 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Brady to the Bucs
Replies: 5
Views: 655

Re: Brady to the Bucs

Bills talking heads saying it's an advantageous Florida tax rate thing. :?:
by Dr_Phibes
Fri Mar 06, 2020 2:46 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Automotive question (a break from all the political bs)
Replies: 43
Views: 915

Re: Automotive question (a break from all the political bs)

88 wrote:
Fri Mar 06, 2020 1:40 am
Too many issues to contemplate after a long day of work. I’ll just have to wait until I get off work tomorrow to think about it.
Because a fat pile of people are cash-heavy and credit-poor? It's the auto industry, not the IRS.
by Dr_Phibes
Tue Feb 11, 2020 2:27 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Antarctica
Replies: 106
Views: 1472

Re: Antarctica

Foreign Office alarmed at reports of the Argentine Military. Wearing Speedos, eyeing the Falklands.
by Dr_Phibes
Tue Feb 11, 2020 2:25 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Antarctica
Replies: 106
Views: 1472

Re: Antarctica

Just nipping out lads, going to the pool, will bring some cold beers back.
by Dr_Phibes
Mon Feb 10, 2020 2:39 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Signature Song?
Replies: 11
Views: 438

Re: Signature Song?

Softball Bat wrote:
Sun Feb 09, 2020 5:31 am

The Pretenders
Surely Tattooed Love Boys? The whole band overdosing didn't help, the rest of their stuff seems rather trite.
by Dr_Phibes
Fri Feb 07, 2020 1:08 am
Forum: Bitter_Pittsburgher music forum
Topic: Who would you like to see replace Peart?
Replies: 10
Views: 471

Re: Who would you like to see replace Peart?

Someone with a four piece kit and a traditional grip. - Fifty toms and a gong, substance over style.

by Dr_Phibes
Mon Feb 03, 2020 1:13 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: WWDD?
Replies: 10
Views: 396

Re: WWDD?

By way of of trivia, it was formerly known as the V. I. Lenin Sport & Concert Complex.

After the collapse and the Arduous Journey, it played host to Billy Joel, Roger Waters and J-Lo. Shame Neil Peart wasn't there.
by Dr_Phibes
Mon Feb 03, 2020 12:50 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: WWDD?
Replies: 10
Views: 396

Re: WWDD?

Probably made load calculations on the cuts without factoring in the weight of snow on the roof - that's a fluid number. Or it wasn't communicated to the demolition men. Smaller scale events like the Big O, same problem. That could be hundreds/thousands of tons at least, looked like small icebergs a...
by Dr_Phibes
Mon Feb 03, 2020 12:34 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: SUPER BOWL LIV
Replies: 83
Views: 1477

Re: SUPER BOWL LIV

49'ers backslapping with 10 minutes left Image
by Dr_Phibes
Mon Jan 27, 2020 1:34 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: @KC Paul
Replies: 10
Views: 769

Re: @KC Paul

I think I'm beginning to understand the Chiefs horrendous record in the playoffs. That's ^^ the epitome of broken and depressing. Let's hope your team shows up, even if you don't.
by Dr_Phibes
Sat Jan 25, 2020 4:38 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What Happened to Phil Collins????
Replies: 71
Views: 1144

Re: What Happened to Phil Collins????

schmick wrote:
Sat Jan 25, 2020 3:37 am
His daughter is hot as fuck for a darkie
Your GM did some good work.

We got Joely Collins and a fifth round pick in the Rita Tushingham/Bryan Adams trade. Strong start, but she faded late in the season.
by Dr_Phibes
Sat Jan 25, 2020 4:05 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What Happened to Phil Collins????
Replies: 71
Views: 1144

Re: What Happened to Phil Collins????

All his fans heard Neil Peart and defected to Rush.
by Dr_Phibes
Wed Jan 22, 2020 3:04 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: gangsta
Replies: 22
Views: 516

Re: gangsta

Is that the handicapped section they were brawling in?
by Dr_Phibes
Tue Jan 21, 2020 2:41 am
Forum: Bitter_Pittsburgher music forum
Topic: Who would you like to see replace Peart?
Replies: 10
Views: 471

Re: Who would you like to see replace Peart?

BSmack wrote:
Sun Jan 19, 2020 2:47 pm
Who would write for them?
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by Dr_Phibes
Sun Jan 19, 2020 1:18 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Seaters London and Sweden PET
Replies: 53
Views: 982

Re: Seaters London and Sweden PET

Just occurred to me, Mothman of Lake Michigan looks like a Vulcan bomber :shock:

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by Dr_Phibes
Sun Jan 19, 2020 12:42 am
Forum: Bitter_Pittsburgher music forum
Topic: Who would you like to see replace Peart?
Replies: 10
Views: 471

Re: Who would you like to see replace Peart?

smackaholic wrote:
Sat Jan 18, 2020 10:54 am
who should sit behind them?

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by Dr_Phibes
Sat Jan 18, 2020 4:36 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: CONFERENCE CHAMPIONSHIPS
Replies: 5
Views: 393

Re: CONFERENCE CHAMPIONSHIPS

I'll back the faves. With any luck, God finally smiles on the Chiefs and I can retire the avatar. **** the Music City Miracle.

KC - 7.5
SF - 7.5



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by Dr_Phibes
Sun Jan 12, 2020 9:29 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Big Boy Football
Replies: 173
Views: 3603

Re: Big Boy Football

That was a great joke and a brilliant photograph. RACK The State.
by Dr_Phibes
Sun Jan 12, 2020 4:06 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: So much for my hopes of any more Rush performances.
Replies: 31
Views: 702

Re: So much for my hopes of any more Rush performances.

Neil Peart was so committed to his craft that in the early 90s he completely deconstructed his drumming technique and then built it back together again. If you watch his later videos you can see the change. http://www.2112.net/powerwindows/transcripts/19961100moderndrummer.htm I'll translate for th...
by Dr_Phibes
Sat Jan 11, 2020 1:34 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: So much for my hopes of any more Rush performances.
Replies: 31
Views: 702

Re: So much for my hopes of any more Rush performances.

schmick wrote:
Fri Jan 10, 2020 10:54 pm
Never heard of em
God I envy you. I've heard segments of two or three songs in my life.

I still keep heavy objects nearby like black pipe, a hammer etc. I can obliterate the source of the transmission and incapacitate the owner within two bars.
by Dr_Phibes
Wed Jan 08, 2020 3:48 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Looks Like It's On...
Replies: 284
Views: 4033

Re: Looks Like It's On...

I get the vibe she just smoked a fat one. It's the Martha Stewart of Iran.
by Dr_Phibes
Sun Jan 05, 2020 1:54 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Dangerous Waves...Keep Away From The Cliffs
Replies: 102
Views: 1567

Re: Dangerous Waves...Keep Away From The Cliffs

^^

listen to B. In western New York, Albany is downstate, 'where the dirt-bags in the cardboard boxes live'. :shock:
by Dr_Phibes
Sat Jan 04, 2020 4:43 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Dangerous Waves...Keep Away From The Cliffs
Replies: 102
Views: 1567

Re: Dangerous Waves...Keep Away From The Cliffs

You see that county that says Santa Clara that borders Santa Cruz ??? That's where the 49ers play. You see that county that says Alameda and borders Santa Clara ??? That's where the Oakland Raiders played. So you're telling everyone on this board that the 49ers and Raiders play in Central Californi...
by Dr_Phibes
Thu Jan 02, 2020 5:04 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: THREE BEST BETS -- *FINAL*
Replies: 6
Views: 402

Re: THREE BEST BETS -- *FINAL*

In the language of battleships, Biggie is an extremely effective firing piece . :shock: Unbelievable and done in style! Nice one! Thanks to screw and poptart for donating their time, a commodity no-one seems to have and which make your efforts all the more appreciated. You're both true gents! And my...
by Dr_Phibes
Tue Dec 31, 2019 2:01 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trip through NYC in 1911
Replies: 21
Views: 560

Re: Trip through NYC in 1911

No shortage of hats back then. Lots of hats.
by Dr_Phibes
Mon Dec 30, 2019 7:42 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Board Traffic
Replies: 50
Views: 1351

Re: Board Traffic

On the subject, RIP Neil Innes :(

by Dr_Phibes
Sun Dec 29, 2019 1:37 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: THREE BEST BETS -- WEEK 17
Replies: 17
Views: 765

Re: THREE BEST BETS -- WEEK 17

CLE - 2.5
BUF - 1.5
SEA + 3
by Dr_Phibes
Sat Dec 28, 2019 12:50 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: THREE BEST BETS -- WEEK 17
Replies: 17
Views: 765

Re: THREE BEST BETS -- WEEK 17

It's not so bad down here. Nice and cool in the summer. Cheap rent.

I'll have you over sometime, Mr. 'one or two best bets' :meds: