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See? That's one of the survivors.

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Didn't a plane in Minnesota crash into a pillow factory or something weird like that recently?

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The plane crashed into accommodation used by doctors

I guess that's handy. It's like falling into the pool at a lifeguard convention.

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she's real fine
my 6-0'pine

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What I don't see, is them under sail. I also don't see any sort of "relief effort." Were they planning on docking in Gaza with a few spare tampons and a couple packs of ramen? These are not serious people doing serious things and, if you can't see that, you're a fucking moron. Not so much...

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I guess he'd win a fight with Robert Ludlum. If anyone's ever seen The Osterman Weekend, please can they explain to me what the f*ck was going on. You look at the cast and think that must be good. Bloody hell.

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Smackie will just bypass the committee and vote for himself. We'll be in court for years.

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cheers, just sounded odd!

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Why would they deploy marines? They seem a bit specialised for something like that, wouldn't that be the army's job?

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https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/ace/standard/800/cpsprodpb/vivo/live/images/2025/6/5/8748a339-aaa9-4b11-94c8-9562a3450c02.jpg.webp Don't tell me no one laughed at the Nazi joke, that was hilarious. If Merz has a spirit animal, I'd guess it to be a pidgeon. What an unhealthy individual he looks. Here's the...

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FiatLux wrote: ↑Fri Jun 06, 2025 7:46 pm
There's a new Sheriff in the AFC North.

Congrats, Bsmack.

I'm sure when Bsmack got the news, he threw himself off the highest cliff in Rochester.*

*5 ft.

RIP Bsmack. If this doesn't kill Tomlin, nothing will - he's a monster like Dracula.

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When they sober up they'll think ' Christ I shouldn't have posted that'.

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They're like T1B'ers, they should start posting here.

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FiatLux wrote: ↑Thu Jun 05, 2025 6:14 am https://www.cnbc.com/2025/06/03/musk-tr ... -bill.html

Is Musk just another crying libtard out to get TACO?

You're good, it's cool to buy a Tesla again.

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Yeah just marvellous! The Turkish wire service put that out with something and I was convinced it was photoshop, but no - fascinating shot.

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Pimburattewa Irrigation Tank in Sri Lanka, dating back to the 12th century.

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Losing those Tupolev bombers was a MASSIVE hit to Russia's status as a global superpower. Their aviation industry show NO SIGNS of being able to produce a plane that fills the role of the Tupolevs. Too funny. Hey, when Russia takes out your stockpile of Grumman Avengers - it won't be so funny. This...

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unidentified decedent

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HighHard1 wrote: ↑Mon Jun 02, 2025 11:45 am Pulitzer prize

coins over eyes

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Did law enforcement arrive in a timely fashion?

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Maybe a little obscure, but fits the bill for me.

spot this anywhere and yes, the opening note .

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Mikey wrote: ↑Fri May 30, 2025 10:35 pm I liked Sally Kellerman better anyway.

Funniest 9 seconds in film

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Blue lips

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Room Temperature Houlihan

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Wolfman wrote: ↑Wed May 28, 2025 8:00 pm Amtrak Auto Train

That's Florida code for hiding under a blanket in the back of a Chevy K-10.

if I just vanish from T1B, you'll know. why.

You'll be in Canadian jail. Birthing babies and complaining about reclaiming Aztlan from Canada doesn't fly.

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does Japan really need another Fat Man?

boo yah!

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Led Zeppelin is the worst band I've ever seen live. Derringer was fucking awesome. I don't see how Led Zeppelin's incompetence onstage equates to Rick Derringer's greatness. Just as if the Kingston Trio's tour bus hits a lamp post, this does not make Rick Derringer great. His most notable accomplis...

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Mikey wrote: ↑Sat May 24, 2025 9:47 pm Out there somewhere with Amos's left forearm.

You'll find them in the gumbo.

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And as I'm driving around, I noticed Chris' Specialty Meats, had to stop and get a boudin ball, damn these things are good. https://i.postimg.cc/h4XGq0dq/20250524-092516.jpg I'm convinced Cajun food was invented by Jamie Oliver. It sounds good and it looks good, then right at the end they throw som...

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Sudden Sam wrote: ↑Thu May 22, 2025 5:50 pm
Canadians don’t even know how to use a tornado properly.

well well well, look who's jumped into the tornado industry with both feet

https://www.uwo.ca/cssl/index.html

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Taking most of tomorrow off though to go take a bourbon distillery tour and head down to one of KC's better BBQ joints. If you're finding things boring, take the time to inject some life into your tasks. Refer to your trip to the BBQ joint as the multi-pronged 'Operation Scorpion'. phase 1 - order ...

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that was actually very funny

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The Seer wrote: ↑Wed May 21, 2025 2:33 am
Year?

2002 I think, you could smoke in every other pub, just not that one. I have no more recent Cheers anecdotes than that unfortunately.

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The only other thing I've got, is that I got kicked out of the real Cheers in Boston for smoking. I lit up, someone yelled 'you can't smoke in here, put that out!'. I thought they were joking, I never heard of a pub you couldn't smoke in so I laughed and kept smoking and they threw me out. It also d...

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Cheers sucked ass, but I spotted Cliff in 'A Bridge Too Far'. When the Americans were crossing the river in rafts you can see him get shot in the face and fall overboard.

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Nonetheless, that’s not technically inflation because at least my extra dollars are raising awareness (and wages!!) for all low-income employees. Virtuous behavior positively influenced by the government is progressive and thus anti -inflation. err.. isn't the the point of the Trump programme? If y...

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Confusing a definition with causation isn't helpful. Just the word 'inflation' gives you an intuitive definition. The idea that it's the money supply was falsified in Britain in the 1980's, that was a failed experiment.

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So how long has he actually been dead? This whole 'I am still alive' charade is just embarrassing for everyone.

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If you cook on that, isn't it like setting fire to the flag?

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HighPlainsGrifter wrote: ↑Mon May 19, 2025 3:49 am My_Dead_Pool_Troll has Joe Biden in the DP. Stroke, August.

That's a longshot. Even if he does die, you'll have to come up with enough evidence for him to admit that he's dead.

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