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by War Wagon
Mon Jun 19, 2017 8:58 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Erin Hills
Replies: 59
Views: 676

Re: Erin Hills

I watched quite a bit of the 3rd and 4th round and rather enjoyed seeing players I had never heard of (not that I follow the PGA much) at or near the top of the leader board. Golf course looked fine to me, a challenge for many of the higher ranked players. It was a bad call not having Harman and Koe...
by War Wagon
Mon Jun 19, 2017 7:25 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: You fuckers won't have smackaholic's back yard to kick.....
Replies: 54
Views: 543

Re: You fuckers won't have smackaholic's back yard to pick o

Good luck with the landscaping and plumbing but I'll always have that plastered, spackled, dry walled joke of a cinder block 'foundation' to ridicule. You know, the foundation anchored in place by that monstrous deck that would withstand an EF5 tornado. Most builders anchor the deck to the foundatio...
by War Wagon
Sat Jun 17, 2017 7:06 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Three Stooges (have apparently joined the navy)
Replies: 45
Views: 622

Re: The Three Stooges (have apparently joined the navy)

OOD-done, probably looking at hard time after court martial for dereliction of duty. His direct negligence killed 7 people. The OOD is the guy on watch, responsible for keeping his ship from running into anything. Not to give a pass to the USN, but didn't the cargo ship T-bone the Destroyer? I woul...
by War Wagon
Sat Jun 17, 2017 11:16 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Three Stooges (have apparently joined the navy)
Replies: 45
Views: 622

Re: The Three Stooges (have apparently joined the navy)

Let's hope they have insurance with accident forgiveness.

"Don't worry Dad, I know what a lug wrench is". aside to friend, "is this a lug wrench"?

friend, nodding head "maybe"
by War Wagon
Mon Jun 12, 2017 7:40 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Two new additions to the collection
Replies: 77
Views: 950

Re: Two new additions to the collection

Captain Morgan Black being quite tasty, I've found, so I usually keep a bottle of that in the freezer. Goes down smoother when it's cold. Since I posted that about 6 months ago, I noticed a new Captain Morgan offering on the store shelf called 'Cannon Blast' The bottle is round, shaped like a canno...
by War Wagon
Wed Jun 07, 2017 10:27 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Could this dimwit possibly be any more stupid?
Replies: 4
Views: 208

Re: Could this dimwit possibly be any more stupid?

Qatar is somehow pronounced as "Kutter", which is something I'll never get caught saying.

It was difficult enough just typing that translation. Maybe we should invade and rename that shit hole "RackFu" for posterity sake.
by War Wagon
Wed Jun 07, 2017 7:38 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Erin Hills
Replies: 59
Views: 676

Re: Erin Hills

I'm sure you could regale us with a post about some awesome new bowling alley. Not really, I doubt there's been a new bowling alley built around here in the last 25 years. Serious bowlers are a dying breed, much like people who subscribe to an actual print version of a newspaper they want tossed in...
by War Wagon
Tue Jun 06, 2017 8:29 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Erin Hills
Replies: 59
Views: 676

Re: Erin Hills

Aside from the majors, most casual golf fans care not about the venue. Same with tennis or even motorsports, unless you've got a particular person that you pull for. I was golf fan when Tom Watson was in his prime but don't give 2 shits about any other golfer. I was a tennis fan when McEnroe was sli...
by War Wagon
Sat Jun 03, 2017 3:37 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Kansas Citians and Cornhusker
Replies: 7
Views: 323

Re: Kansas Citians and Cornhusker

It sure is nice of Sam to preview the KC concert scene for us... where the hell is Knuckleheads, btw? Finally made my way there last night to see The Rainmakers. That place is fairly awesome, with a laid back casual atmosphere that I could get used to being in more often. The band is way past their...
by War Wagon
Sat May 27, 2017 6:50 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trouble no more...
Replies: 7
Views: 235

Re: Trouble no more...

Saw him many years ago, IIRC he was a warm up for SRV. Good show, start to finish.

He was No Angel but RIP nonetheless.
by War Wagon
Thu May 25, 2017 8:18 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Happy Memorial Day Weekend Fucktwats
Replies: 45
Views: 563

Re: Happy Memorial Day Weekend Fucktwats

Not one single post reminding us of the true meaning of the holiday. Do you need to be reminded? The older I get, the more I feel that we need to be. I won't forget the true meaning, on any day. Whereas in my younger days it was a good reason to go to the lake, drink beer, ogle scantily clad girls ...
by War Wagon
Mon May 15, 2017 8:10 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Mark your calendar for the total solar eclipse
Replies: 108
Views: 1354

Re: Mark your calendar for the total solar eclipse

Wags, you will need to set aside time between 11 and 2. However, you may want to travel north a little ways. Get up around Plattsburg, or St. Joe if possible. Hoping for clear skies that day. I hear every hotel/motel and trailer park in St. Joe is booked solid. Doubt that I'll drive any further nor...
by War Wagon
Sat May 13, 2017 12:59 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Mark your calendar for the total solar eclipse
Replies: 108
Views: 1354

Mark your calendar for the total solar eclipse

August 21st, 2017. If you're an astronomy geek like myself, you'll want to be ready for this event that hasn't occurred in these parts since 1979. Hell, you don't have to be geek, just mildly curious. Having a pulse and not being blind is a bonus as well. There's a lot of hype 'out there' about this...
by War Wagon
Fri May 05, 2017 11:18 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Welcome to Arkansas
Replies: 25
Views: 379

Re: Welcome to Arkansas

DiT wrote:Southwest Arkansas is mountains.
Didn't you mean NW, as in U & L Arkansas?

Regardless, prepare to be scoffed at by Dins, the next time he's half-sober.
by War Wagon
Fri May 05, 2017 9:37 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The One Autopsy
Replies: 60
Views: 817

Re: The One Autopsy

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote:...and I told myself I wasn't going to cry...
Upon further review, Marty will always be a convenient target to blame.
by War Wagon
Fri May 05, 2017 9:32 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The One Autopsy
Replies: 60
Views: 817

Re: The One Autopsy

We should all play a Stevie Ray Vaughan song. On it. I'll be there, looking forward to the SRV. And while I usually send specific requests via PM, I'll put this one up here for all to see and thus know whom to blame. Blood, Sweat and Tears - Spinning Wheel It's been that kind of week at work
by War Wagon
Thu May 04, 2017 2:54 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: (Gore) LePen just WON . . . to Obongo (pickle race bait)
Replies: 21
Views: 415

Re: LePen just WON the French Election thanks to Obongo

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I was going to reply that nobody cares but it's HARD to argue against THAT.
by War Wagon
Wed May 03, 2017 9:49 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The One Autopsy
Replies: 60
Views: 817

Re: The One Autopsy

Wags -- the gutter-cover things seem to suck. But I've seen people put rolled up rabbit/chicken wire along the length, which doesn't keep the gutters clean, but keeps them flowing (we deal with many, many times more leaves/needles than you do, but much, much less heavy downpours). The cleanout-thin...
by War Wagon
Wed May 03, 2017 4:37 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The One Autopsy
Replies: 60
Views: 817

Re: The One Autopsy

The lights will be on at this joint as long as there are people who wish to participate in CFB Pickem. If you guys want to do it with a mute main board, that is your prerogative. I sat out last year but intend to play this year. Just not easy to be real interested in BTPCFB when your team would los...
by War Wagon
Sat Apr 22, 2017 11:21 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Love stinks!
Replies: 21
Views: 448

Re: Love stinks!

Kinda funny how all those ass kicking R&R bands of the 70s all said fuggit, let's get paid somewhere around 1980. Who was the first to do it? The list of contenders is long. Right off the top of my head I can think of.... Chicago REO Journey Styx Foreigner Fleetwood Mac ZZ Top Good point, the list ...
by War Wagon
Thu Apr 13, 2017 8:46 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Love stinks!
Replies: 21
Views: 448

Re: Love stinks!

Most likely my fav J. Geils tune. The mix in this shows how versatile a band they really were. UDU3evB5_K8 After listening to that entire 6:31 again, for the first time in years, the last 3:31 or so reminds of why I liked J. Geils band so very much. So Dins be damned, they DO belong in the R&RHoF.
by War Wagon
Thu Apr 13, 2017 8:03 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: j. Geils Band - Fucked over by the R&RHOF again
Replies: 73
Views: 938

Re: j. Geils Band - Fucked over by the R&RHOF again

Had never heard of Vinegar Joe. Now I have and yeah, that didn't suck.
by War Wagon
Wed Apr 12, 2017 10:43 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: j. Geils Band - Fucked over by the R&RHOF again
Replies: 73
Views: 938

Re: j. Geils Band - Fucked over by the R&RHOF again

Nah 'holic, forget I mentioned it and focus on this instead.




by War Wagon
Wed Apr 12, 2017 10:21 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: j. Geils Band - Fucked over by the R&RHOF again
Replies: 73
Views: 938

Re: j. Geils Band - Fucked over by the R&RHOF again

smackaholic wrote:I blame the stroke.
That set me back quite a bit, no doubt, but didn't affect me in the least regarding what music I like, before and after.
by War Wagon
Wed Apr 12, 2017 9:15 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: j. Geils Band - Fucked over by the R&RHOF again
Replies: 73
Views: 938

Re: j. Geils Band - Fucked over by the R&RHOF again

Although I can think of one thing J Geils and Robert Palmer have in common... it involves well-fed worms. Knew that was coming, color me not the least bit shocked. But surely, Dins, Robert Palmer had more then 1 good song... didn't he? I'm too lazy to search for it and too senile to remember. Whate...
by War Wagon
Wed Apr 12, 2017 8:23 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Love stinks!
Replies: 21
Views: 448

Re: Love stinks!

Most likely my fav J. Geils tune. The mix in this shows how versatile a band they really were.



by War Wagon
Wed Apr 12, 2017 8:06 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: j. Geils Band - Fucked over by the R&RHOF again
Replies: 73
Views: 938

Re: j. Geils Band - Fucked over by the R&RHOF again

Very interesting thread with good takes and reads, start to finish. Nobody even came close to pissing me off, which is unusual. RIP J. Geils, enjoyed their music very much. I'll reserve comment on the R&RHoF except to say I'm glad ELO got in. For some reason I can't explain, whenever I hear tracks b...
by War Wagon
Sat Apr 08, 2017 5:35 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: WWIII Just started April 6 2017
Replies: 40
Views: 400

Re: WWIII Just started April 6 2017

The Russians aren't about to start WW3 or 4 or whatever. Saber rattling... In a nutshell, this is the way I see it. But instead of 'saber rattling', I would call it more a 'dick measuring' contest that accomplishes little or next to nothing except some sensationalized headlines. In that sense, miss...
by War Wagon
Wed Apr 05, 2017 8:54 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weather
Replies: 22
Views: 209

Re: Weather

Diego in Seattle wrote:Suck it up, buttercup!
<----contemplates several appropriate responses, decides nah, too easy.

Suffice to say that in July and August, we'll probably have 13 straight days of 95 plus degree temps with 113% humidity and I'll look back on this stretch of piss poor weather wistfully.
by War Wagon
Wed Apr 05, 2017 6:45 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weather
Replies: 22
Views: 209

Re: Weather

It's rained for 13 straight days here in KC. Cold rain again today with 35 mph wind gusts. Haven't seen a completely clear blue sky since February, it seems, when we had several days of damn near 80 degrees. This has gotten beyond old, downright depressing is what it is. This weekend is supposed to ...
by War Wagon
Thu Mar 30, 2017 9:58 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: RIP Chuck Berry
Replies: 53
Views: 601

Re: RIP Chuck Berry

You should listen to some speed metal or maybe thrash metal during the morning drive. Better chance of being offed in a road rage incident that way. WTF is going on here, 'holic running honest to goodness smack? Against naive and harmless Mikey, of all people? Perish the thought. Here, listen to so...
by War Wagon
Thu Mar 30, 2017 9:28 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: It's been 5 years since I posted here. Anybody miss me?
Replies: 37
Views: 557

Re: It's been 5 years since I posted here. Anybody miss me?

As the saying goes, any traffic is good traffic.

But no, I didn't miss you either. Who might you be, again?

Say hello to Screw or SC if you bump into them.
by War Wagon
Sun Mar 26, 2017 9:52 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Nice job, GOPtards
Replies: 39
Views: 380

Re: Nice job, GOPtards

Mikey wrote:I don't know shit about patent law...
It's patently obvious that you don't shit about lots of things you spout off about.

That's never been an impediment and now is no different.
by War Wagon
Sun Mar 26, 2017 8:43 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Outing my trolls
Replies: 11
Views: 240

Re: Outing my trolls

It was a good run, y'all. Does this mean you're retiring, or just the trolls? I've never felt the allure of trolling under a fake identity. It can be done well under a posters regular nic, if they so choose. Marty is a good example and masterful at it. So are a few others, while some flat out suck.
by War Wagon
Sun Mar 26, 2017 12:08 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: All I can say is...
Replies: 22
Views: 232

Re: All I can say is...

Ducks played out of their minds today and every bounce went their way. Jaypukes couldn't throw a shot in the Missouri river whilst standing on the middle of the Bond bridge. Such is B-ball and it must suck to be a Kansas fan tonight. I've hated on that team for nigh on 40 years but would have bet my...
by War Wagon
Sat Mar 25, 2017 9:25 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Nice job, GOPtards
Replies: 39
Views: 380

Re: Nice job, GOPtards

...tell us a bit about the machinations of Big Pharma as it put the major headlock on ACA upon its inception, nullifying any bargaining on drug prices. Machinations like the huge investment is R & D it takes to bring new, life saving prescription drugs to market? Billions of $$$ invested, yet less ...
by War Wagon
Thu Mar 09, 2017 11:07 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Kansas Citians and Cornhusker
Replies: 7
Views: 323

Re: Kansas Citians and Cornhusker

It sure is nice of Sam to preview the KC concert scene for us... where the hell is Knuckleheads, btw? In other news, the Nelson Art Gallery is opening a new section on 3/11 that seems to be much anticipated. My daughter has a part time job there. I went there last Saturday for the 2nd time, the 1st ...
by War Wagon
Sun Mar 05, 2017 8:51 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Dan Vogel has a point
Replies: 89
Views: 1527

Re: Dan Vogel has a point

...you have an uncommon spelling of a somewhat common name. Yeah, I get that a lot. 90 % of people and can't spell it if I pronounce it and likewise can't pronounce it if I spell it. When I read off the spelling to someone over the phone, most can't even write that down correctly the first time. Bu...
by War Wagon
Sun Mar 05, 2017 6:00 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Dan Vogel has a point
Replies: 89
Views: 1527

Re: Dan Vogel has a point

To be fair, I have not met Scott off of these boards. I have, once. Scott, Truman and I tailgated at the Royals 2001 home opener. It's hard to judge from one encounter, so long ago, but I thought both were solid then, and now. Scott and I have had some issues over the years, but never to the point ...
by War Wagon
Sun Mar 05, 2017 10:51 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Dan Vogel has a point
Replies: 89
Views: 1527

Re: Dan Vogel has a point

Oh what a tangled web we weave... Shit flying around here and .net - in reality and at the end of the day, much ado about nothing. All I have to add is that kcdave, you are the very last person who should be giving advice to anyone regarding message board rules and etiquette. While what you wrote ab...