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- Wed Jun 01, 2016 11:48 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Anybody use Uber?
- Replies: 71
- Views: 5063
Anybody use Uber?
As either a driver or passenger? My daughter just signed up to be a driver a few days ago and anytime she logs in as "available", she's got a fare in minutes. One after another. Easy money and no bad riders yet . Being a college softball coach and teacher, she basically has 3 months downti...
- Tue May 17, 2016 1:34 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Budwiser is renaming their piss water "America"
- Replies: 25
- Views: 1843
Re: Budwiser is renaming their piss water "America"
My pancreas might care, but it despises all alcoholic beverages Whew. Good thing you're pounding Bud Lights With an occasional sip of Captain Morgan Black... for medicinal purposes only, of course. Seriously though, I have cut way back on my intake. With all the meds my doc says I need to take, 3-4...
- Tue May 17, 2016 12:44 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Budwiser is renaming their piss water "America"
- Replies: 25
- Views: 1843
Re: Budwiser is renaming their piss water "America"
Beer snobs are cute... in the same way that cute babies need their diapers changed.
I shall continue to consume and enjoy my Bud Light, not giving a fuck what amount a diaper rash it causes others.
My pancreas might care, but it despises all alcoholic beverages so it can fuck off as well.
I shall continue to consume and enjoy my Bud Light, not giving a fuck what amount a diaper rash it causes others.
My pancreas might care, but it despises all alcoholic beverages so it can fuck off as well.
- Tue May 17, 2016 12:02 am
- Forum: MLB
- Topic: Jose Bautista is a special kind of BITCH
- Replies: 16
- Views: 5283
Re: Jose Bautista is a special kind of BITCH
Who else saw Bautista get cold cocked yesterday? Most baseball fights are nothing more than hair pulling contests but that Rangers dude hit pay dirt and it was a beautiful thing. Of course he'll probably get a 7-10 game suspension but bitch Bautista will think twice before taking out a 2nd baseman a...
- Thu May 05, 2016 2:24 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Good Nite Sweet Prince
- Replies: 129
- Views: 11673
Re: Good Nite Sweet Prince
Homosmack from the resident Bowie worshiper. That's rich. Simply mentioning those two is homosmack? Rich, indeed, as well as saying I'm a Bowie "worshipper". This was my first drive-by post in this thread The media are making it out like John Lennon and SRV just died in the same plane cra...
- Wed May 04, 2016 2:35 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Cruz Quits
- Replies: 34
- Views: 3427
Re: Cruz Quits
In other news, Sanders won Indiana.
Let's go Bernie! clap, clap, clapclapclap!
Let's go Bernie! clap, clap, clapclapclap!
- Wed May 04, 2016 2:27 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Good Nite Sweet Prince
- Replies: 129
- Views: 11673
Re: Good Nite Sweet Prince
you aren't the arbiter of proper adulation Never purported to be, just giving my opinion, which apparently gives you and others a woody. I didn't realize Prince had such a devoted groupie from the guy who introduced me to BTS. Who else are you hiding in the closet, Boy George and/or George Michael?...
- Tue May 03, 2016 1:02 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Good Nite Sweet Prince
- Replies: 129
- Views: 11673
Re: Good Nite Sweet Prince
In no way did I infer hatred and am as indifferent to his " lifestyle" as his music.Screw_Michigan wrote:You admitted as much you hated him because of his lifestyle.
Sheesh, you sure are a sensitive fag, always walking around with a chip on your shoulder. Get back to biting pillows rather than ankles.
- Mon May 02, 2016 11:47 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Good Nite Sweet Prince
- Replies: 129
- Views: 11673
Re: Good Nite Sweet Prince
Therapist: Mr. Wagon, you posted 'When the Levee Breaks' as a retort to nail down your argument that Prince covering 'Whole Lotta Love' was sacriiege. No, master Samwise, that was not my reasoning for using "When The Levee Breaks". The point of it being that it's easily in my Top 10 of LZ...
- Mon May 02, 2016 11:35 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Good Nite Sweet Prince
- Replies: 129
- Views: 11673
Re: Good Nite Sweet Prince
most of Zep's early recordings are all reworkings. I assume Wags knows that. He's in serious denial. Let his therapists handle this. I wouldn't pay a therapist even if I could afford one, which I can't. I spend enough on meds as is. I'm quite aware of Zeps history and have changed my mind somewhat ...
- Mon May 02, 2016 4:19 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Good Nite Sweet Prince
- Replies: 129
- Views: 11673
Re: Good Nite Sweet Prince
shaddup.
- Mon May 02, 2016 12:41 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Good Nite Sweet Prince
- Replies: 129
- Views: 11673
Re: Good Nite Sweet Prince
No, it wasn't. It was sacrelidge.smackaholic wrote:That was kinda cool.
Bonzo should ariseth from the grave and beat anybody who had anything to do with that monstrosity to a bloody pulp.
- Fri Apr 22, 2016 11:37 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Good Nite Sweet Prince
- Replies: 129
- Views: 11673
Re: Good Nite Sweet Prince
Well look here who crawled out of the closet... How many Bowie songs hit #1, or albums reach #1? As if that matters, pop music guy? Everyone on this damn board except your stupid ass could recite 5 Prince songs without thinking. Without Google most would struggle with 2 if you think of David Bowie. ...
- Fri Apr 22, 2016 2:29 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Good Nite Sweet Prince
- Replies: 129
- Views: 11673
Re: Good Nite Sweet Prince
So a guy masters 20 or so instruments, produces and plays all the instruments on his major label debut, sells hundreds of millions of records and is call "the best guitarist on earth" by none other than Eric Fucking Clapton and Wags is like "no big deal." Fucking ponderous Princ...
- Fri Apr 22, 2016 1:31 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Good Nite Sweet Prince
- Replies: 129
- Views: 11673
Re: Good Nite Sweet Prince
the point of this sordid clambake is STILL to have a take and not suck, moron. As if I needed you to explain the "point" of logging in or mashing submit Prince was a true bad ass, an incredible musician, a phenomenal songwriter and trail blazer. Sorry to have to be the person who breaks t...
- Fri Apr 22, 2016 12:25 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Good Nite Sweet Prince
- Replies: 129
- Views: 11673
Re: Good Nite Sweet Prince
I hate Yes, you do seem to be in a perpetual state of anxiety, agitation and are easily angered. You should tell your doctor about that, assuming you have a PCP that is. He could prescribe some meds you can't afford. As for Prince and your misplaced adulation, here's a list of his greatest songs th...
- Thu Apr 21, 2016 10:37 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Good Nite Sweet Prince
- Replies: 129
- Views: 11673
Re: Good Nite Sweet Prince
The media are making it out like John Lennon and SRV just died in the same plane crash. Prince was ok but not even a pimple on David Bowies' ass.
RIP regardless.
RIP regardless.
- Thu Apr 21, 2016 10:24 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Political smack
- Replies: 12
- Views: 259
Re: Political smack
She's talking about working people, Whitey. I'm sure you know some of those. I know a guy who just got home from working his 33rd straight year at the same company. He's tired, stressed out and drinking a Bud Light. It tastes good . Happy fucking anniversity to that guy, he gets another paycheck to...
- Wed Apr 20, 2016 10:05 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Political smack
- Replies: 12
- Views: 259
Re: Political smack
Actually, they do whine. Constantly.Elizabeth Warren on Facebook wrote:But they don't whine.
- Thu Apr 07, 2016 6:12 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: The good times are really over for good....
- Replies: 12
- Views: 340
Re: The good times are really over for good....
I drove thru Muskogee on the way home from Austin over Thanksgiving just a few months ago. Couldn't help but think about Merle.
- Tue Apr 05, 2016 4:50 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Voted today holding my dick
- Replies: 38
- Views: 2982
Re: Voted today holding my dick
Let's hope so, unless you want to hear Hillary screeching at you for the next 4-8 years.KC Scott wrote:The reality of this is the GOP is going to screw Trump out of the nomination.
I'm not down with that unbearable nails on a chalkboard scenario... which will most likely happen if Trump were to get the nod.
- Tue Apr 05, 2016 3:43 am
- Forum: College Basketball
- Topic: The most unexpected Final Four appearance...
- Replies: 28
- Views: 4583
Re: The most unexpected Final Four appearance...
No doubt the best CS game I've ever watched. Jaw dropping, shake your head in amazement, I've seen it all now type game.
Rack Villanova.
Rack Villanova.
- Mon Apr 04, 2016 11:44 pm
- Forum: College Basketball
- Topic: The most unexpected Final Four appearance...
- Replies: 28
- Views: 4583
Re: The most unexpected Final Four appearance...
And devoutly Catholic, apparently, being as how I saw a priest on their bench. Any team that knocks out the Jayhawks gets my support, as well as any team playing against a Roy Williams coached team.Goober McTuber wrote:A suburb of Philadelphia.smackaholic wrote:Where did 'nova come from?
Pray for them.
- Tue Mar 29, 2016 10:38 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Question regarding the victim's network support group...
- Replies: 32
- Views: 756
Re: Question regarding the victim's network support group...
You guys lost me, still trying to figure if to take the Red or Blue pill.
Fuck it, I'm taking both. See you on The Other Side.
Fuck it, I'm taking both. See you on The Other Side.
- Sun Mar 27, 2016 11:45 am
- Forum: College Basketball
- Topic: Sparty.
- Replies: 20
- Views: 3867
Re: Sparty.
I hope that I just jinxed them. Jaypuke fans are insufferable in these parts. Mission accomplished. Now I won't to listen to them for the next week other than the few who will still be crying like somebody stole their lolly pop, I work with many of them. I'll try not to pour excessive amounts of sa...
- Fri Mar 25, 2016 1:28 am
- Forum: College Basketball
- Topic: Sparty.
- Replies: 20
- Views: 3867
Re: Sparty.
As much as it pains me to admit, the fucking Jayhawks are head and shoulders the best team so it won't surprise me a bit for them to employ the scissors.MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:I hope a non-blue blood cuts down the nets this year
I hope that I just jinxed them. Jaypuke fans are insufferable in these parts.
- Fri Mar 25, 2016 12:27 am
- Forum: Bitter_Pittsburgher music forum
- Topic: why zeppelin sucks
- Replies: 2
- Views: 764
Re: why zeppelin sucks
Them's fighting words, I have no idea what's going on here. :?
This should make me feel better.
This should make me feel better.
- Wed Mar 23, 2016 1:22 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Caught: Fugitive Paris Attack Bastard
- Replies: 70
- Views: 1311
Re: Caught: Fugitive Paris Attack Bastard
I've suspected that you're an idiot for quite some time. Now was as good a time as any to step up. Screw is your nephew.Mikey wrote: Round up the usual suspects!!!
Rack Samwise for hitting paydirt... dragging Tru out from his dragon lair.
- Tue Mar 15, 2016 11:26 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Voted today holding my nose
- Replies: 75
- Views: 2461
Voted today holding my nose
for a Democrat. Stood in line for 45 minutes to perform the dirty deed. It wasn't so much a vote for Bernie as it was a vote against Hillary. I can't stomach the mere thought of that annoying, lying bitch being anywhere near the White House again. She'd already wiped her drapes on those drapes. I wa...
- Sun Mar 13, 2016 10:53 pm
- Forum: Motorsports
- Topic: NASCAR 2016
- Replies: 2
- Views: 1844
Re: NASCAR 2016
Great finish today at Phoenix, thought my boy was going to get hosed again by a late caution but this time he held on.
Rack Kevin Harvick.
Rack Kevin Harvick.
- Sun Mar 13, 2016 4:46 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: I know you are, but here's pepper spray
- Replies: 10
- Views: 996
Re: I know you are, but here's pepper spray
It was foolish of the Midland theater to allow the venue to be used for a political rally of any stripe, much less that of Trump. I guess the Sprint Center was taken by the Big XII tourney. If a Trump rally in KC had to happen, it should've been confined to the downtown airport where security would'...
- Sat Mar 12, 2016 12:32 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Ooh, what a lucky man he wasn't
- Replies: 16
- Views: 233
Re: Ooh, what a lucky man he wasn't
Does that mean he doesn't get to RIP? I hope not but guess we'll never know. Won't change my appreciation and immense respect, regardless.
- Sat Mar 12, 2016 12:14 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Ooh, what a lucky man he wasn't
- Replies: 16
- Views: 233
Re: Ooh, what a lucky man he wasn't
Nobody lives forever but Keith Emerson, his memory shall live on with the likes of Aaron Copeland and others of that exceedingly brilliant list of composers.
Thankfully I got to see ELP live. It was way past their prime, but it was still wonderful.
Thankfully I got to see ELP live. It was way past their prime, but it was still wonderful.
- Sun Mar 06, 2016 6:23 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Barren Down the Hatches
- Replies: 26
- Views: 3444
Re: Barren Down the Hatches
Barren down the dumpater, some memes will never die.
- Sun Mar 06, 2016 5:20 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Continue living? Just say "no."
- Replies: 30
- Views: 3088
Re: Continue living? Just say "no."
Amazing how the Sunday morning talk shows immediately dropped current events to talk about Nancy and her record as the White House enforcer.
- Sat Mar 05, 2016 1:15 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: You naysayers still think Trump doesn't have X-over appeal?
- Replies: 28
- Views: 1185
Re: You naysayers still think Trump doesn't have X-over appe
Since 1984, my wife has been canceling my vote and I hers. I told her that if Trump were the nominee, I would not vote.
Looks like this year her vote will not be canceled and better yet my daughter is upping the ante.
<---- fold
Looks like this year her vote will not be canceled and better yet my daughter is upping the ante.
<---- fold
- Wed Mar 02, 2016 6:24 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: The first rule of Benghazi is.......
- Replies: 26
- Views: 354
Re: The first rule of Benghazi is.......
Nice, but you forgot to add "at this point,".88 wrote:What difference does it make, anyway?
- Tue Mar 01, 2016 1:23 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Trump is blowing up
- Replies: 165
- Views: 10154
Re: Trump is blowing up
Ya think?BSmack wrote:I think America will survive
The only thing we have to fear, is fear itself.
- Mon Feb 29, 2016 1:06 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Trump is blowing up
- Replies: 165
- Views: 10154
Re: Trump is blowing up
You guys appear to be gripping kind of hard. Does The Donald scare you that much? What scares me is that there are apparently a large number of voters who support this shyster. I guess I shouldn't be surprised in that Obama got elected because people were so sick of Bush after 2 terms. This is a si...
- Tue Feb 23, 2016 1:31 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Trump is blowing up
- Replies: 165
- Views: 10154
Re: Trump is blowing up
Those of you who don't "get" Trump... I get Trump. He's an incoherent babbling blowhard incapable of piecing together an intelligible sentence unless he reads from a script. I get Trump voters. Obama got elected. I get P.T. Barnum and that the entire political process is a circus. We'll s...