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- Mon May 20, 2024 2:28 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Boeing Starliner 1st Astronaut Flight
- Replies: 37
- Views: 708
Re: Boeing Starliner 1st Astronaut Flight
I’m a patent attorney and before that was a research chemist. I’ve spent my life on the cutting edge of science. Obviously, if you blow billions trying to send humans to Mars etc, you are going to have to innovate. But for what purpose? We don’t need to know how to maintain humans in deep space. Th...
- Fri May 17, 2024 9:47 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: P.E.T.
- Replies: 32
- Views: 874
Re: P.E.T.
https://i.postimg.cc/HxQJVx7m/20240509-141751.jpg Couldn't get a shot of the lighting. You have smegma on the tip of your thumb. Is it your own? How long do you typically leave it there? Did your little palm pad aid in its development? There may be more questions later. Since he's drinking Pud Ligh...
- Fri May 17, 2024 9:42 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Idiot Kicker Alert: Chiefs Edition
- Replies: 18
- Views: 347
Re: Idiot Kicker Alert: Chiefs Edition
Anonymous tiktokker says what? Very credible source.
- Thu May 16, 2024 9:09 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Tom Brady roast on Netflix
- Replies: 24
- Views: 573
Re: Tom Brady roast on Netflix
Foster Brooks was a master. From the way back machine:Softball Bat wrote: ↑Thu May 16, 2024 12:47 am If a comedian's delivery and/or material is not good, his raunchy act will soon become boring.
- Thu May 16, 2024 8:58 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel
- Replies: 567
- Views: 1048662
Re: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel
...and Russia.Sudden Sam wrote: ↑Thu May 16, 2024 1:13 pm Liberals, or at least the far left, really find themselves in a quandary these days. They express solidarity with Palestinians, some even with Hamas, yet doing so means they are aligning themselves with Iran.
- Wed May 15, 2024 2:46 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today
- Replies: 676
- Views: 365914
Re: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today
Florida Man keeping it real. ‘In his underwear:’ Man arrested for joyriding around Vilano Beach, crashing stolen $100,000 boat A man’s ill-fated attempt to take a joy ride on a boat he didn’t own ended in a watery mess off the shores of St. Augustine, prompting a flurry of activity on social media. ...
- Wed May 15, 2024 2:37 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: A Murder of Crows...
- Replies: 46
- Views: 1182
Re: A Murder of Crows...
Let's get back on track here.
A tedium of Mikey shitposts
A tedium of Mikey shitposts
- Wed May 15, 2024 2:32 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Doom
- Replies: 3340
- Views: 906626
Re: Doom
Not voting for the current administration would be a good start point.Sudden Sam wrote: ↑Tue May 14, 2024 9:47 pm We cannot endure another 4 years of this administration’s fiscal ineptitude.
What’s the solution? I haven’t a fucking clue.
- Mon May 13, 2024 11:02 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Weekend Roll Call 5-11-24
- Replies: 40
- Views: 942
Re: Weekend Roll Call 5-11-24
Nobody except liberals cares if the memes are racist. They’re just so fucking stupid. But they are the best things in these idiotic posts. kcdave makes me miss Kierland. I'm probably as far from a liberal as one can be and I find his memes pure shit. Park the Jetta, step out and shake yourself.
- Mon May 13, 2024 10:00 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Have we discussed Mother's Day protocols?
- Replies: 9
- Views: 221
Re: Have we discussed Mother's Day protocols?
What do you do if your mom is a sasquatch?
Sin,
Chaka Caine
Sin,
Chaka Caine
- Mon May 13, 2024 9:56 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Weekend Roll Call 5-11-24
- Replies: 40
- Views: 942
Re: Weekend Roll Call 5-11-24
You know it. We laugh together at funny ass, stereotypical nog memes, beaner memes, and especially at memes featuring uptight crackers with some sort of white guilt bull shit complex. It's all about context, intent, and our lack of hatred or malice. All of this is a lie ...he said with his pussy li...
- Mon May 13, 2024 9:48 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: “She didn’t even give me a rimmer”
- Replies: 10
- Views: 255
Re: “She didn’t even give me a rimmer”
OK. He does train dogs. He's you know working through all this sasquatch stuff. Work can help block out your problems. Here he is totally not thinking about being raped by a female sasquatch or having a 12' sasquatch jump off the roof and rub one out on his lawn. https://youtu.be/fuDCWc4ea7U?si=j-AP...
- Mon May 13, 2024 9:41 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: “She didn’t even give me a rimmer”
- Replies: 10
- Views: 255
Re: “She didn’t even give me a rimmer”
I don't know. Can you provide an actual link to him training dogs?
- Mon May 13, 2024 7:39 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: “She didn’t even give me a rimmer”
- Replies: 10
- Views: 255
Re: “She didn’t even give me a rimmer”
It's worse than we thought. He's under siege by perverted sasquatches or whatever the plural of fuckken sasquatch is.
https://youtu.be/Kdw1KSkO1tI?si=9MvI6oWaxnSHCVTN
https://youtu.be/Kdw1KSkO1tI?si=9MvI6oWaxnSHCVTN
- Mon May 13, 2024 5:45 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Have we discussed Mother's Day protocols?
- Replies: 9
- Views: 221
- Mon May 13, 2024 5:44 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Arrest of Jack Smith.
- Replies: 2
- Views: 93
Re: Arrest of Jack Smith.
At least he can count on Screwey to give him a rimmer goddammit. We wouldn't want Jack weeping in the woods after being molested by that orange sasquatch.
- Mon May 13, 2024 2:15 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Have we discussed Mother's Day protocols?
- Replies: 9
- Views: 221
Re: Have we discussed Mother's Day protocols?
Only Midwesterners will understand.HighPlainsGrifter wrote: ↑Mon May 13, 2024 2:05 pmLike Fazoli's!JPGettysburg wrote: ↑Mon May 13, 2024 6:25 amCorrect.HighPlainsGrifter wrote: ↑Mon May 13, 2024 2:50 am I only have one mother. I am only required to call one person on Mother's Day, right?
And it's nice to take mom to a nice place for primo Italian cuisine.
-dtown
- Sun May 12, 2024 6:33 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: “She didn’t even give me a rimmer”
- Replies: 10
- Views: 255
Re: “She didn’t even give me a rimmer”
That poor man. Is there a gofundme?
- Sun May 12, 2024 2:28 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: C: The Man With Pennies on His Eyes
- Replies: 2
- Views: 138
Re: C: The Man With Pennies on His Eyes
Loved The Raven when I was a kid. Great cast. Vincent Price, Borris Karloff, Peter Lorre, Jack Nicholson.
- Sat May 11, 2024 5:44 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel
- Replies: 567
- Views: 1048662
Re: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel
The only moves Pedo Joe is making are into his diaper.Sudden Sam wrote: ↑Fri May 10, 2024 9:06 pmBiden is a weak, not bright career politician whose every move is calculated to gain votes. That’s all he ever considers.
- Sat May 11, 2024 5:38 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Weekend Roll Call 5-11-24
- Replies: 40
- Views: 942
Re: Weekend Roll Call 5-11-24
Did those mean, orange memes grab you by your pussy?Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Sat May 11, 2024 12:28 pm What racist forums do you find your racist memes to share here?
- Sat May 11, 2024 12:21 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: A Murder of Crows...
- Replies: 46
- Views: 1182
Re: A Murder of Crows...
Fixed that for you. Thanks for bringing that to my attention.JPGettysburg wrote: ↑Sat May 11, 2024 9:48 amWait, screwy is of that persuasion? Are you absolutely, positively sure?. Because he's a HUGE Shatner guy, which puts him squarely in the "straight" category unequivocally.
- Sat May 11, 2024 2:58 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: A Murder of Crows...
- Replies: 46
- Views: 1182
Re: A Murder of Crows...
A bellyfull of spermatozoa.
--Screwy
--Screwy
- Tue May 07, 2024 2:08 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Pop, you familiar with these books?
- Replies: 84
- Views: 2192
Re: Pop, you familiar with these books?
No, you're not.Softball Bat wrote: ↑Tue May 07, 2024 8:34 amNot really.
I am much more interested in facts and science than I am people making claims about having done things.
- Tue May 07, 2024 3:05 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Pop, you familiar with these books?
- Replies: 84
- Views: 2192
Re: Pop, you familiar with these books?
Obviously a conspiracy to keep the true shape of the world secret for some as yet unrevealed purpose...and stuff.Mikey wrote: ↑Tue May 07, 2024 1:53 amEver wonder why?Softball Bat wrote: ↑Mon May 06, 2024 11:01 pm
I am not aware of anyone claiming to have circumnavigated the flat earth by following the inside of the Antarctic ring.
- Tue May 07, 2024 3:00 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Assault with fried chicken (no need to actually guess the race)
- Replies: 25
- Views: 792
Re: Assault with fried chicken (no need to actually guess the race)
I understand. Sticking your dick in an adult must be a foreign concept which frightens and confuses you.
- Mon May 06, 2024 6:11 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Assault with fried chicken (no need to actually guess the race)
- Replies: 25
- Views: 792
Re: Assault with fried chicken (no need to actually guess the race)
This dumbass should have known better. I guess he's finding out now. Nice job limiting your career before it even started. https://i.postimg.cc/xjhnW8Lw/Screenshot-20240504-090654-Chrome.jpg Maybe he's merely astonished at how fucking fat that stupid bitch is. Or somebody just slapped a dick out of...
- Mon May 06, 2024 3:17 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Did DTC Go Bankrupt?
- Replies: 17
- Views: 645
Re: Did DTC Go Bankrupt?
Well, this is what paying fast food workers $15-20/hour does. Libs cannot say they didn't see this coming. Oh wait, money grows on trees so they didn't see it coming. I stil see long lines at pretty much every fast food drive thru these days. However, it's much easier to get a table at peak time at...
- Mon May 06, 2024 3:11 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Assault with fried chicken (no need to actually guess the race)
- Replies: 25
- Views: 792
Re: Assault with fried chicken (no need to actually guess the race)
Maybe he's merely astonished at how fucking fat that stupid bitch is.Roux wrote: ↑Sat May 04, 2024 2:15 pm This dumbass should have known better. I guess he's finding out now. Nice job limiting your career before it even started.
- Mon May 06, 2024 3:01 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel
- Replies: 567
- Views: 1048662
Re: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel
https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/800/cpsprodpb/EE9D/production/_133058016_2a74099ed858481b50401f297c3fb256b32ff5d90_0_6065_40431000x667.jpg Israel says its work is done at Al-Shifa Hospital. :shock: I don't know about that. They still have some work to do. It looks like they could still toss a fag off...
- Sat Apr 27, 2024 9:41 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: FTC bans non-compete clauses
- Replies: 24
- Views: 1109
Re: FTC bans non-compete clauses
Screwy isn't ethical. He's just stupid.Sven Golly wrote: ↑Fri Apr 26, 2024 6:51 pmEveryone is not as ethical as your sorry ass, and the IP could be exploited
- Fri Apr 26, 2024 2:45 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Erf Day
- Replies: 17
- Views: 921
Re: Erf Day
Hilarious to revisit the failed predictions of climate catastrophe from that first earth day. In fact, the next catastrophic prediction to come true will be the first. Gosh, it's almost like it's complete bullshit.
- Fri Apr 26, 2024 2:41 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today
- Replies: 676
- Views: 365914
- Fri Apr 26, 2024 2:34 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: FTC bans non-compete clauses
- Replies: 24
- Views: 1109
Re: FTC bans non-compete clauses
that it's perfectly acceptable to slap non-competes on burger flippers and sandwich makers because his GQP masters told him as much. You might have a point if that was actually happening. Of course, that isn't what this is about. Go on now and toddle off to your mommy so she can burp the progtard n...
- Fri Apr 26, 2024 2:21 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: If this doesn’t infuriate everyone…
- Replies: 27
- Views: 1144
Re: If this doesn’t infuriate everyone…
From Screwy taking cranks of nogs...
- Sun Apr 21, 2024 3:41 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: For all you dumbasses…
- Replies: 79
- Views: 4694
Re: For all you dumbasses…
Immunology researchers will be happy to learn that they only need to test medicines on one person to learn of their effectiveness & safety.:meds: Hydroxychloroquine--What do you have to lose? Seemed to work quite well for my wife. She was taking Plaquenil for an autoimmune issue. She got sick F...
- Sun Mar 31, 2024 12:47 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Racism & election interference
- Replies: 202
- Views: 9665
Re: Racism & election interference
Good thing we have a white, Progturd faggot like Bill in Westheimer to tell us all where MLK went wrong.Sudden Sam wrote: ↑Sun Mar 31, 2024 12:39 amContent of a man’s character? Bill says, “Who cares about that? All that matters is skin color.”
*I’m paraphrasing.
- Sun Mar 31, 2024 12:39 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: No Voting Fraud?
- Replies: 26
- Views: 1396
Re: No Voting Fraud?
Fuck off, racist!
- Sat Mar 30, 2024 12:40 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Racism & election interference
- Replies: 202
- Views: 9665
Re: Racism & election interference
I laughed. That is the entire premise of your retarded clownshow.Bill in Houston wrote: ↑Thu Mar 28, 2024 1:52 am
You choose to identify by race. And differentiate by color.
- Sat Mar 30, 2024 12:34 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Joe Lieberated
- Replies: 20
- Views: 1315
Re: Joe Lieberated
Well, no, not really. He was the Messiah, the Son of God and divine...allegedly. Jews do not accept that premise. Accepting the divinity of Christ is the ticket punch to Heaven, right?Softball Bat wrote: ↑Thu Mar 28, 2024 2:23 am Of course a Jew can go to heaven.
Jesus, a Jew, is the King of the Jews.