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Do you own a vehicle or are you car less like a certain kook we all know that lives in the DC area? Of course he does, he doesn't live in the city. He doesn't have it as good as I do. You rent. You have no car. You have no appliances. There is no sugar coating it. You're a total loser. The only thi...

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HighPlainsGrifter wrote: ↑Wed Jan 24, 2024 8:31 pmWhat are your thoughts on Hollywood's self-fellatio?

A. Who gives a fuck?

B. Your [sic] gay.

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EDC: - Bear Edge Cutlery 61122, 4.5” Tanto Blade Folding Knife - CRKT Minimalist 2.5” Fixed Wharncliff Blade Neck Knife - Sig Sauer P226 9mm, Rotated with - S&W M&P 2.0 Full-Size 9mm Long Slide - Loaded First Aid Kit incl NARCAN - At Least 2 Fire Starting Methods - Johnson Key - Striker Pen...

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It's probably safe to assume JTR is playing a young Richard Simmons while Pauly Shore plays an older Richard Simmons. This movie could be pretty good. I'll give it a review when it comes out. OK, so I wasted two minutes of my life watching a trailer for a biographical movie about somebody I don't g...

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At least it's better than any Kirk Cameron movie..... You seem to be keeping pretty close tabs on whoever that is. Why? Just because something seems to be for you doesn't mean that it is in reality. Glad I could help you out. https://media.tenor.com/eRjjRricmzMAAAAM/krule-john-c-reilly.gif

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HighPlainsGrifter wrote: ↑Sat Jan 20, 2024 1:42 amSlow crank = weak squeeze.

I have a very strong squeeze. The strongest really. Everybody agrees that it is a fantastic squeeze. Crank?...70 percent of the time it never fails to start.

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Oh dayum. It's at 7% audience score on RottenTomatoes. That's worse than the Obamas movie Leave The World Behind (Netflix) I completely hated. I almost have to watch this Tank Turd now. At least it's better than any Kirk Cameron movie..... You seem to be keeping pretty close tabs on whoever that is...

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Sudden Sam wrote: ↑Fri Jan 19, 2024 8:23 pmI was just looking at the abject failure of NK’s communist system.

I suppose that would depend on the objective of the system.

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Baldwin has been indicted. SANTA FE, N.M. — Alec Baldwin is headed to trial over the death of cinematographer Halyna Hutchins, who was killed in 2021 after the actor's prop gun fired a live round of ammunition on the "Rust" film set. The decision to indict Baldwin was announced Friday aft...

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https://external-preview.redd.it/Df9WaoJ5J2hpJLX__xN3F--N83ElBlwELGMGWSHdGe4.jpg?auto=webp&s=68e562d622fb43d5d1be47845f5ce85b7ba0c12d So much larger than life... 20 years later, and JtR STILL hasn't gotten laid. Hope this new role pays him enough to fix that problem. Safe to say to say...his He...

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Another desperate reach and a laughably stupid one at that. Late stage syphilis, late stage dementia, what's the difference? There are many differences which you are far too stupid to comprehend. In any event, sores of any kind anywhere are not symptoms of late stage syphilis. They look like burns ...

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Another desperate reach and a laughably stupid one at that.

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Smackie Chan wrote: ↑Mon Jan 08, 2024 1:39 pm
mvscal wrote: ↑Mon Jan 08, 2024 3:55 amWe are supposed to believe that J6 was an actual insurrection intended to overthrow the United States government.
1. If not, what was it, actually? A one-word noun will suffice.

A riot.

mvscal · Re: Weekend Roll Call 1-6-24 kcdave wrote: ↑Sat Jan 06, 2024 10:40 am

kcdave wrote: ↑Sat Jan 06, 2024 10:40 am

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Define “unarmed.” Even if they weren’t, most of them at least, carrying firearms, None of them were carrying firearms. Not one single firearm was recovered. The one and only shot fired that day killed Ashli Babbit. I understand that you are completely brainwashed and not very bright, but let that m...

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Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Sun Jan 07, 2024 4:41 pm
Meat Head wrote: ↑Sun Jan 07, 2024 4:01 pm Wife of donor who called for Harvard president's firing faces plagiarism accusations

Where's your outrage, Sam? When are you going to condemn Ackman and his POS cheating wife?

She should be fired as president of Harvard University!

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Knigga needs to get hissef a grill, if he be all smilin' an shit like dat.

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Venezuela is about to yoink 2/3 of Guyana in a land grab that's sketchy as fuck but you never hear CNN or the Daily Mail write, "US-backed Venezuela is seizing 2/3 of a sovereign nation." Why not? Venezuela is backed by the US What the fuck are you talking about? Since when is Venezuela b...

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Horrible and embarrassingly ignorant take. The Houthis are backed by Iran. The civil war in Yemen is a proxy war between Saudi and Iranian backed factions. This isn't breaking news. So why aren't Yemini government forces constantly referred to as 'Saudi and Western backed' government forces? eh? I ...

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South Korea evacuates islands after North Korea fires more than 200 artillery rounds nearby SEOUL — North Korea fired more than 200 artillery rounds into the sea on Friday near a tensely defended maritime border with South Korea, a military official said, while residents of two South Korean islands...

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Go Coogs' wrote: ↑Fri Jan 05, 2024 2:41 amstrict diet to cut 20-25lbs in 30 days.

Dumb

Go Coogs' wrote: ↑Fri Jan 05, 2024 2:41 amReading “Atomic Habits” to get myself right after having a baby.

Dumber.

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Does the Pentagon pay these article writers $10 every time they write "Iran-backed?" Maybe it's possible Houthis are just larcenous assholes and Yemen is like, "Whatever. So long as these pirates pay their utilities on time." Why does everything require a reference to Iran? <---...

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Softball Bat wrote: ↑Tue Jan 02, 2024 4:12 am

His mind and soul was instead obsessed with baseball, stats, fame, gambling, whore-mongering, and whatsuch.

Which is why he should die without ever getting a sniff of the Hall.

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StrawMan wrote: ↑Wed Jan 03, 2024 11:39 pm Just say NO to "Crepe & Barrel".

Tell us you chug cock without saying you chug cock.

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Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Thu Jan 04, 2024 3:47 am
mvscal wrote: ↑Thu Jan 04, 2024 1:52 am An auto parts franchise operation. National Automotive Parts Association. They've been around forever. Surprised you never heard of them. Oh, yeah...I forgot. You don't have a car.
I don't need one. I don't live in Hickville like you.

You're poor and a total loser. We understand.

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kcdave wrote: ↑Fri Jan 05, 2024 12:42 am As soon as I saw the net was made from "marine grade stainless steel"
I knew that prick was going to be very expensive.
I had no idea it would 224 FUCKING MILLION!

ffs

So whose brother in law got the contract for that? California is completely retarded/corrupt.

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There is a concerted effort by all sides of the political divide to conflate rank & file Palistinian with Hamas. Did we bother to conflate "rank and file" Germans with Nazis in WW2? Clearly not all Germans were Nazis, but that didn't stop us from bombing the piss fuck out of the lot o...

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their attack on the USS Liberty, I know, right? My blood still boils against the British for the burning of Washington in 1814. Oh, wait...no, it doesn't. their dragging us into shit, When has that ever happened? their heavy handedness dealing with the Palestinians. How else are you supposed to dea...

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Yes, please.

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Screw_Michigan wrote: ↑Wed Jan 03, 2024 12:52 am
kcdave wrote: ↑Wed Jan 03, 2024 12:40 am fellow NAPA's
What's a NAPA?

An auto parts franchise operation. National Automotive Parts Association. They've been around forever. Surprised you never heard of them. Oh, yeah...I forgot. You don't have a car.

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They need stop issuing citations and just let Darwin dial for windage and take the shot.

It would have been awesome if he took a header into one of those cauldrons and then spent the rest of his abbreviated life making PSAs looking like an extra from The Hills Have Eyes.

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Might be the best business decision they've ever made.

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That didn't take long. Didn't figure it would, though. I am accepting apologies for all the crying done after I first bounced that tard years ago.

Value add: 0.00

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"We have a governor – a governor – an elected official in the state of Texas, that is placing families on buses without shoes, cold, wet, tired, hungry, afraid, traumatized," Johnson said. "And then they come to the city of Chicago where we have homelessness, we have mental health cl...

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I imagine him to be an alien lizard from Alpha Centauri wearing an awkwardly fitted ape suit.

Prove me wrong.

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It’s actually a lot of different things in a lot of different places. Originally from Portugal. Mexican style is a great hangover cure if combined with a few bloody Mary’s, or a classic Michelada. Yep. Didn’t realize that til I moved to the East Coast. Chorizo there is mostly Portuguese and is more...

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Mikey wrote: ↑Tue Dec 19, 2023 1:05 amI hear smackaholic is approaching that range, but he still rides a bicycle on occasion.

Bad for tires, bad for roads.

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HighPlainsGrifter wrote: ↑Tue Dec 19, 2023 12:17 am Sucker weighs as much as a Navy Destroyer too.

All EVs do. Bad for tires, bad for roads. Unless you're using it for short hop urban commuting, you are a fucking a moron to own one.

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So the dims who claim Congress was desecrated by the January 6th gang just got butt-slammed. Literally: https://us.cnn.com/2023/12/16/politics/senate-aide-sex-tape-hearing-room/index.html I wonder whose drapes he wiped his dick off with. Probably had to use napkins from Five Guys. They're huge in &...

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Sudden Sam wrote: ↑Sun Dec 17, 2023 9:47 pm https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/ma ... r-AA1lDJd4

Huge Hamas tunnel found near Israeli base.

Huge, perhaps, from the perspective of a seething, neo-Maoist dwarf. Hmm. Familiar...

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