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by Screw_Michigan
Thu Mar 28, 2024 12:49 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Joe Lieberated
Replies: 14
Views: 152

Re: Joe Lieberated

Joe Lieberman was such a spineless piece of shit, he was behind the video game moral panic of the mid 1990s. Attacking amazing video games like Mortal Kombat, one of the best video game franchises of all time. All "in the name of the children!" What a douchebag. https://en.wikipedia.org/wi...
by Screw_Michigan
Thu Mar 28, 2024 12:44 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Joe Lieberated
Replies: 14
Views: 152

Re: Joe Lieberated

RIP. One of the last decent democrats. Only Senator I ever voted for who won. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk I guess if sucking health care lobbyist dick = decent. Wasn't his wife a health care lobbyist? Seems like you'd hate that type of shady Washington insider trading shit. I guess not. Go f...
by Screw_Michigan
Thu Mar 28, 2024 12:19 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Joe Lieberated
Replies: 14
Views: 152

Re: Joe Lieberated

HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Wed Mar 27, 2024 11:01 pm Joe Lieberated
I laughed
by Screw_Michigan
Wed Mar 27, 2024 3:35 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: "I Wish I Would Have Had An Interpreter"
Replies: 14
Views: 301

Re: "I Wish I Would Have Had An Interpreter"

Over $4 million wired, from his personal account, in nine transactions to a known bookmaker. And we are now supposed to believe he never knew about it? :shock: :shock: Give me a fucking break. First he says he was just helping out his friend. Then he changes his story to say he knew nothing about i...
by Screw_Michigan
Wed Mar 27, 2024 11:17 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: "I Wish I Would Have Had An Interpreter"
Replies: 14
Views: 301

Re: "I Wish I Would Have Had An Interpreter"

Now they will bend over backwards to avoid doing this to their new golden boy. That's because Bart Giamatti wasn't a public equity douchebag like Rob Manfred. He actually gave a shit about the integrity of the game and prioritized ethics over money. Unlike Manfred who clearly will prioritize the bi...
by Screw_Michigan
Wed Mar 27, 2024 11:13 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: "I Wish I Would Have Had An Interpreter"
Replies: 14
Views: 301

Re: "I Wish I Would Have Had An Interpreter"

88BuckeyeGrad wrote: Wed Mar 27, 2024 3:15 am Pete Rose knowingly broke the rules and lied when he got caught. He is a sad pathetic douche
Hey, something we agree on
by Screw_Michigan
Wed Mar 27, 2024 1:47 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: For all you dumbasses…
Replies: 23
Views: 420

Re: For all you dumbasses…

Sudden Sam wrote: Tue Mar 26, 2024 10:29 pm I know NO ONE who can tell me the “vaccine” works.
I'm alive, unlike all the conservatives who didn't take the vaccine and died from Covid-19. It's that simple.

Kind of hard to prove a negative, as the old saying goes. Except in the SEC, apparently.
by Screw_Michigan
Tue Mar 26, 2024 7:29 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: For all you dumbasses…
Replies: 23
Views: 420

Re: For all you dumbasses…

Keep vaxxing up...I hear the latest is every 4 months a new booster...maybe you'll hit the jackpot and one of the boosters will put a dent in your brain "function" rather than the usual vein slime & myocarditis.... Eat shit. Eat my shit. This is a real primary source. Not some fucking...
by Screw_Michigan
Tue Mar 26, 2024 1:22 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: For all you dumbasses…
Replies: 23
Views: 420

Re: For all you dumbasses…

…who continually posted about the “horse drug” people were using to fight covid. You know who you are. I wouldn’t have used it. I never read anything that made me feel it would be effective in treating covid. But we had a contingent in here who routinely lambasted anyone who chose to try it. Yet yo...
by Screw_Michigan
Tue Mar 26, 2024 2:15 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Guardian Wells
Replies: 24
Views: 598

Re: Guardian Wells

That was incredible. If I could do 10% of shots that Musetti made in that video, that would be a huge improvement in my game. His backhanded slice is killer and I loved him shooting around Shelton's serve and volley (thought of course I loved that serve and volley). Very impressive player.
by Screw_Michigan
Mon Mar 25, 2024 11:22 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today
Replies: 577
Views: 175442

Re: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today

Sudden Sam wrote: Mon Mar 25, 2024 10:16 pm I saw that y’all were discussing New York and no cash bail. How’s that working out for New Yorkers?
The problem is violent criminals not being detained pre-trial, not poor people being detained pre-trial because their poor.
by Screw_Michigan
Mon Mar 25, 2024 11:21 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Insane Lottery games $$$
Replies: 12
Views: 290

Re: Insane Lottery games $$$

88BuckeyeGrad wrote: Mon Mar 25, 2024 11:08 pm I bought a ticket. If I win, I'm paying Trump's bond in Screwy's name.
Good luck
by Screw_Michigan
Mon Mar 25, 2024 9:42 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Insane Lottery games $$$
Replies: 12
Views: 290

Re: Insane Lottery games $$$

Megamillions draw tomorrow has a top prize of $1.1 BILLION (yes--with a B) and tonight's Powerball is $900 Million. With that amount of money at stake, I hope the FTC or whatever agency is responsible for oversight is keeping a close watch. Remember the McDonald's game fix and that was only $24 mil...
by Screw_Michigan
Mon Mar 25, 2024 4:14 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today
Replies: 577
Views: 175442

Re: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today

Trump New York fraud bond cut to $175 million in appeal from $454 million Also given a 10 day extension. https://www.cnbc.com/2024/03/25/trump-new-york-fraud-bond-cut-to-175-million-in-appeal-from-454-million.html lol So much for seizing his properties. Poor and balck and can't meet bond? Fuck you,...
by Screw_Michigan
Mon Mar 25, 2024 12:34 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: IN
Replies: 6
Views: 193

Re: IN

Sudden Sam wrote: Mon Mar 25, 2024 1:50 am1,3,2
Agreed!

Sin,

Irie Filthos
by Screw_Michigan
Sun Mar 24, 2024 8:22 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: IN
Replies: 6
Views: 193

Re: IN

I endorse those high beams
by Screw_Michigan
Sun Mar 24, 2024 1:39 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: SEC stinkin’ up tournament
Replies: 21
Views: 482

Re: SEC stinkin’ up tournament

HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Sun Mar 24, 2024 1:22 am :shock: :shock: Did she buy that shirt off Joe Exotic's website?
She's a vile cunt who dresses like a circus freak.
by Screw_Michigan
Sat Mar 23, 2024 12:36 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 3-23-24
Replies: 8
Views: 247

Re: Weekend Roll Call 3-23-24

What am I doing this weekend? Living in KCDouche's dome rent free, playing some tennis, watching some basketball, checking out the cherry blossoms. Rack me.
by Screw_Michigan
Fri Mar 22, 2024 11:20 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: SEC stinkin’ up tournament
Replies: 21
Views: 482

Re: SEC stinkin’ up tournament

"It would be better to get rid of the automatic berths." -- cousin kissin SEC commissioner
by Screw_Michigan
Fri Mar 22, 2024 11:19 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today
Replies: 577
Views: 175442

Re: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today

Really? Well, when it comes to politics and your predictions... it seems you're rather pathetic and ill informed aren't you Grandpa Chong. Let's take a ride down memory lane, shall we? I'll be doing the driving since we don't want to crash and yours isn't worth a shit. Here's your prediction about ...
by Screw_Michigan
Thu Mar 21, 2024 3:59 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Skinjobs Get Their Revenge
Replies: 2
Views: 128

Re: The Skinjobs Get Their Revenge

General Peters wrote: Thu Mar 21, 2024 1:05 pm RIP

Christmas With the Korpses
How bout dem Hoos on Tuesday, Generally Stupid?
by Screw_Michigan
Thu Mar 21, 2024 3:57 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: John Mellencamp isn't putting up with your bullshit
Replies: 13
Views: 390

Re: John Mellencamp isn't putting up with your bullshit

88BuckeyeGrad wrote: Thu Mar 21, 2024 12:25 pm Image
Loser who pays to heckle artists checks in
by Screw_Michigan
Thu Mar 21, 2024 11:55 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: John Mellencamp isn't putting up with your bullshit
Replies: 13
Views: 390

Re: John Mellencamp isn't putting up with your bullshit

True story. I went to watch Mike Tyson/Razor Ruddock at the Convention Centre, it was a big deal Ruddock being a local boy. John Cougar was playing a stadium show down the road and both got out at the same time. The fight fans were irate, Ruddock got robbed and poured out of the venue in a fury onl...
by Screw_Michigan
Wed Mar 20, 2024 8:35 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: John Mellencamp isn't putting up with your bullshit
Replies: 13
Views: 390

John Mellencamp isn't putting up with your bullshit

Haha, I guess he's got a record of melting down on stage because hecklers get to him. This isn't the first time he's done this. And who the fuck are these assholes who are heckling artists? I cannot think of anything lamer than people paying money to see a show and talking shit to the performers. Wh...
by Screw_Michigan
Sun Mar 17, 2024 1:15 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Racism & election interference
Replies: 186
Views: 4178

Re: Racism & election interference

smackaholic wrote: Sun Mar 17, 2024 12:35 pm Trump says a lot of dumb shit.
Your type of guy
by Screw_Michigan
Sat Mar 16, 2024 5:50 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 3-16-24
Replies: 24
Views: 729

Re: Weekend Roll Call 3-16-24

Carson wrote: Sat Mar 16, 2024 3:06 pm I have no fucking idea what screwy is fantasizing about.

I could claim I'm in his dome, but nobody wants to swim laps in gargled cum.

...except maybe Flamo in Seattle.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Eat my shit
by Screw_Michigan
Sat Mar 16, 2024 12:33 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 3-16-24
Replies: 24
Views: 729

Re: Weekend Roll Call 3-16-24

Why don't you ask Carson about his experience with sex dolls? And here I was thinking that it was the parents responsibility to monitor what their kids do on the internet and on their phones. Apparently it is the government's responsibility to parent the children in these states. So much for those &...
by Screw_Michigan
Fri Mar 15, 2024 7:18 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Doom
Replies: 3235
Views: 544255

Re: Doom

Carson wrote: Fri Mar 15, 2024 6:17 pm In other news: global life expectancy increases by two years.
Bad new for democracy

Image
by Screw_Michigan
Fri Mar 15, 2024 6:15 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Doom
Replies: 3235
Views: 544255

Re: Doom

Mikey wrote: Fri Mar 15, 2024 5:29 pm FUCK. First they raise the prices of their combo meals to something like $30, and now this. I'm going to starve to death.
#Bidenomics
by Screw_Michigan
Fri Mar 15, 2024 12:32 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Name an NPR host who can't keep a straight face
Replies: 12
Views: 324

Re: Name an NPR host who can't keep a straight face

kcdave wrote: Fri Mar 15, 2024 9:29 am You wouldn't know a joke if it was on
the tip of the dildo you have rammed in
your ass every night.
Predictable. Looking forward to your newest George Floyd meme tomorrow.
by Screw_Michigan
Fri Mar 15, 2024 2:01 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Guardian Wells
Replies: 24
Views: 598

Re: Guardian Wells

In practice, I tried to train myself well to have the same ball toss on my serve every time. Doing that can help you a lot with serving into the sun, because if you are confident in the location of your ball toss, you can actually squint pretty hard, or nearly close your eyes after you've tossed th...
by Screw_Michigan
Fri Mar 15, 2024 12:19 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Guardian Wells
Replies: 24
Views: 598

Re: Guardian Wells

Sinner should (on paper) advance to the semis, but I was pretty impressed with what I saw of Lehecka. That might be a battle. No battle. Sinner was in top form. Cruised 6-3, 6-3. Hey what's your strategy to deal with the sun when you have one of those matches where the sun is right in your face? Ha...
by Screw_Michigan
Thu Mar 14, 2024 5:19 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Name an NPR host who can't keep a straight face
Replies: 12
Views: 324

Re: Name an NPR host who can't keep a straight face

Carson wrote: Thu Mar 14, 2024 5:05 pm You have to have a functional brain to enjoy crossword puzzles.

Stick to hyperventilating over board humor.
They're not crossword puzzles. Stick to whatever you do, Roman Polanski.
by Screw_Michigan
Thu Mar 14, 2024 3:03 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Name an NPR host who can't keep a straight face
Replies: 12
Views: 324

Re: Name an NPR host who can't keep a straight face

HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Wed Mar 13, 2024 4:06 pm Zero percent chance anyone will notice.
I'm not a fan of the puzzle gag on NPR Sunday mornings but obviously I'm the outlier here. People would miss him.
by Screw_Michigan
Thu Mar 14, 2024 3:02 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Name an NPR host who can't keep a straight face
Replies: 12
Views: 324

Re: Name an NPR host who can't keep a straight face

Carson wrote: Thu Mar 14, 2024 2:36 pm You're a menstrual cramp.
I don't know if it's just me but racism, faggotry and stroke jokes aren't funny. But you be you, Cardouche. Keep scraping the bottom of the hilarity barrel.
by Screw_Michigan
Thu Mar 14, 2024 12:36 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Super Bloom
Replies: 28
Views: 641

Re: Super Bloom

Great photos, Mikey.

Good photos, Seer. Amazing what you can accomplish when you commit yourself to productive activity instead of shilling for fascism.
by Screw_Michigan
Wed Mar 13, 2024 1:17 pm
Forum: Cooking Forum
Topic: Irie's Chicken Sammich
Replies: 6
Views: 145

Re: Irie's Chicken Sammich

Carson wrote: Sun Mar 10, 2024 5:18 am I thought Irie gazed at cocks, not hens.
I laughed
by Screw_Michigan
Wed Mar 13, 2024 1:11 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Racism & election interference
Replies: 186
Views: 4178

Re: Racism & election interference

The GQP strategy is that if you scream long enough and stomp your feet hard enough about "voter fraud," people will eventually get tired of your antics and give you what you want. Like five year olds. Conservatives are warning about noncitizens voting. It's a myth with a long history https...
by Screw_Michigan
Wed Mar 13, 2024 12:33 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Racism & election interference
Replies: 186
Views: 4178

Re: Racism & election interference

smackaholic wrote: Wed Mar 13, 2024 12:23 pm So your message to a rather substantial chunk of the country who don’t trust the system
Is too bad, go fukk yourselves?
Correct