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by Screw_Michigan
Mon Apr 15, 2024 7:49 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 4-13-24
Replies: 18
Views: 411

Re: Weekend Roll Call 4-13-24

They all have truth. They also include stereotypes which are based on historical truth. Is there something you don't understand about black fathers abandoning their offspring or committing crimes? You seem like a smart person so I'm not sure why you're struggling. White fathers don't abandon their ...
by Screw_Michigan
Mon Apr 15, 2024 5:21 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Sam and his 10 years younger wife
Replies: 24
Views: 6082

Re: Sam and his 10 years younger wife

Roux wrote: Mon Apr 15, 2024 5:15 pm Image
This guy looks like Peter Palmer from tards.net
by Screw_Michigan
Mon Apr 15, 2024 11:58 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Masters Contest 2024
Replies: 51
Views: 1166

Re: Masters Contest 2024

You may want to re-read the thread, dick-hole. While I think KCdave is a complete douche, he is obviously totally in your head. There's only one "filthy cheater who keeps complaining about the rules" who posts here so I figured Dave was the suspect. Return to fucking yourself and your rud...
by Screw_Michigan
Mon Apr 15, 2024 12:46 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Masters Contest 2024
Replies: 51
Views: 1166

Re: Masters Contest 2024

Donnie Baker's Ghost wrote: Mon Apr 15, 2024 12:13 am Please note also, that filthy cheater who keeps complaining about the rules would not have won even with his filthy cheating ways.
Wow, Dave fucking up yet another game someone else volunteers to run? You don't say.
by Screw_Michigan
Sun Apr 14, 2024 11:37 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 4-13-24
Replies: 18
Views: 411

Re: Weekend Roll Call 4-13-24

kcdave wrote: Sun Apr 14, 2024 10:38 am When are you going to tell us which meme you
found to be the funniest?
None of them are funny. You're just an asswipe.
by Screw_Michigan
Sat Apr 13, 2024 6:58 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Doom
Replies: 3274
Views: 637665

Re: Doom

Gold and silver are vaulting up suddenly like nobody’s business (literally). This may be fun to see if you are sitting on a pile, even a small pile of the stuff. But to everybody else it’s a signal that something is messed up in the complex engine of the economy. You know, of course, that our money...
by Screw_Michigan
Sat Apr 13, 2024 1:10 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 4-13-24
Replies: 18
Views: 411

Re: Weekend Roll Call 4-13-24

How much longer are you going to leave this idiotic double post up?
by Screw_Michigan
Sat Apr 13, 2024 12:22 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: If the coffin don’t fit…
Replies: 41
Views: 766

Re: If the coffin don’t fit…

ESPN and all the national media talked about Caitlin Clark breaking Pistol Pete’s scoring record, but they all failed to mention she did it in 129 games versus Pete’s 83. She also made 548 3-pointers to Pete’s zero because there was no 3-point shot during his college or professional years. If you r...
by Screw_Michigan
Sat Apr 13, 2024 12:19 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 4-13-24
Replies: 3
Views: 126

Re: Weekend Roll Call 4-13-24

Nice double post, shitbag
by Screw_Michigan
Fri Apr 12, 2024 1:16 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: If the coffin don’t fit…
Replies: 41
Views: 766

Re: If the coffin don’t fit…

L45B wrote: Fri Apr 12, 2024 1:11 pm ^^^^^^RACK Screwey
Oh, there's more!

by Screw_Michigan
Fri Apr 12, 2024 12:56 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: "I Wish I Would Have Had An Interpreter"
Replies: 35
Views: 789

Re: "I Wish I Would Have Had An Interpreter"

While I have zero knowledge outside of what has been reported, this is my gut feeling as well. This is from the US Atty's press release of the compliant. Just doesn't strike me as realistic. What bank would allow a caller to say he's a member and change critical information? Zero. https://www.justi...
by Screw_Michigan
Fri Apr 12, 2024 12:52 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: If the coffin don’t fit…
Replies: 41
Views: 766

Re: If the coffin don’t fit…

88BuckeyeGrad wrote: Fri Apr 12, 2024 1:42 am [From the Norm MacDonald sub-Reddit]

It was reported today that cancer had taken the life of Orenthal James Simpson. Cancer called a press conference and denied the killing, and vowed to find the real killer.
by Screw_Michigan
Fri Apr 12, 2024 12:50 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Screwy’s Car-Free Soulmates
Replies: 21
Views: 467

Re: Screwy’s Car-Free Soulmates

Vehicles with greater weights create greater wear & tear on the roads, which means such vehicles cost the state more money for the upkeep of the roads. But don't worry. California uses the manufacturer's listed weight. They don't weigh the vehicle with the driver in it... Texas is the last bast...
by Screw_Michigan
Fri Apr 12, 2024 12:38 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: You guys ever get gussied up?
Replies: 40
Views: 861

Re: You guys ever get gussied up?

Mikey wrote: Fri Apr 12, 2024 2:39 am I didn’t look at the sun on Monday to avoid retinal damage. Then I get hit unexpectedly with this. Good thing I kept up on my Eye Med premiums.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
by Screw_Michigan
Fri Apr 12, 2024 1:16 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: "I Wish I Would Have Had An Interpreter"
Replies: 35
Views: 789

Re: "I Wish I Would Have Had An Interpreter"

He's the fall guy. It's completely obvious.
by Screw_Michigan
Fri Apr 12, 2024 1:16 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: You guys ever get gussied up?
Replies: 40
Views: 861

Re: You guys ever get gussied up?

Left Seater wrote: Fri Apr 12, 2024 1:14 am When you have friends that are battling breast cancer for the 2nd time, you do what you do. Friday at the Derby is the Kentucky Oaks and it is a huge pink day for breast cancer
Didn't know that, good for you.
by Screw_Michigan
Fri Apr 12, 2024 1:03 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Masters Contest 2024
Replies: 51
Views: 1166

Re: Masters Contest 2024

Props to Donnie for putting on a game.
by Screw_Michigan
Fri Apr 12, 2024 12:51 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: You guys ever get gussied up?
Replies: 40
Views: 861

Re: You guys ever get gussied up?

Left Seater wrote: Thu Apr 11, 2024 11:53 pm Image
:shock: :shock: :shock:

How could any self-respecting man dress like this (obviously not the guy on the left)? But your seersucker suit rules, I have one with smaller stripes. I'm happy every summer when it fits.
by Screw_Michigan
Fri Apr 12, 2024 12:47 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: If the coffin don’t fit…
Replies: 41
Views: 766

Re: If the coffin don’t fit…

Rootbeer wrote: Fri Apr 12, 2024 12:43 am We're all tuning in to Jeem Rome tomorrow, right?
Haha, when I heard OJ died, I immediately thought of Rome. OJ was a huge part of his schtick.

Image
by Screw_Michigan
Thu Apr 11, 2024 6:59 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: If the coffin don’t fit…
Replies: 41
Views: 766

Re: If the coffin don’t fit…

https://abcnews.go.com/amp/US/oj-simpson-former-football-star-acquitted-murder-dies/story?id=16354000 https://www.usatoday.com/gcdn/-mm-/58efa847af3ea4b579203c720780d79f9ba96c0e/c=0-0-1698-960/local/-/media/USATODAY/USATODAY/2014/06/09/1402354794000-SIMPSON.jpg?width=1170&height=661&fit=cro...
by Screw_Michigan
Thu Apr 11, 2024 12:52 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: How do you hold your phone?
Replies: 11
Views: 313

Re: How do you hold your phone?

Biggie wrote: Tue Apr 09, 2024 5:11 pm
kcdork wrote:Image
Beat me to it
by Screw_Michigan
Thu Apr 11, 2024 12:12 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today
Replies: 610
Views: 225118

Re: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today

Sudden Sam wrote: Wed Apr 10, 2024 11:35 pm Good to know the Fed is woke.

https://twitter.com/jamesokeefeiii/stat ... 13802?s=46
James O'Queef :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
by Screw_Michigan
Wed Apr 10, 2024 10:34 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Screwy’s Car-Free Soulmates
Replies: 21
Views: 467

Re: Screwy’s Car-Free Soulmates

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2024/apr/10/what-sets-me-apart-in-the-us-im-car-free-by-choice?CMP=GTUS_email My wife and I tick a lot of “minority” boxes: we’re a same-sex Jewish-Palestinian couple with an ethnically ambiguous child. But you know what really makes us stand out? You know ...
by Screw_Michigan
Sat Apr 06, 2024 12:42 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 4-6-24
Replies: 5
Views: 188

Re: Weekend Roll Call 4-6-24

You're my bitch, Dave. Never forget it.
by Screw_Michigan
Fri Apr 05, 2024 9:12 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I See Your Juiced Up Badge Monkeys...
Replies: 1
Views: 128

Re: I See Your Juiced Up Badge Monkeys...

and raise you these dumbfucks: https://www.ekathimerini.com/news/1235511/five-police-officers-suspended-following-femicide-outside-police-station/ A released phone call disclosed police refusal to escort the woman home before her murder. “Lady, police cars are not taxis,” the officer stated before ...
by Screw_Michigan
Fri Apr 05, 2024 12:52 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Doom
Replies: 3274
Views: 637665

Re: Doom

L45B wrote: Fri Apr 05, 2024 12:37 am :lol: You must be reminiscing about the pre 1950s
I just knew it would get your attention. :oops:
by Screw_Michigan
Fri Apr 05, 2024 12:18 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today
Replies: 610
Views: 225118

Re: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today

Yeah she has been doing some fight training for sure. And smart enough too to know how to hurt him but not cripple and maim his ass. I wonder if Kierland could kick her ass. A video that auto-played afterward showed a dude knocking out another dude with a punch and then stomping him once in the fac...
by Screw_Michigan
Fri Apr 05, 2024 12:15 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Doom
Replies: 3274
Views: 637665

Re: Doom

A D incumbent is up for re-election. Time to whip up some good ol' national debt hysteria. A tale as old as time, as old as UM beating OSU in football.
by Screw_Michigan
Thu Apr 04, 2024 11:08 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today
Replies: 610
Views: 225118

Re: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today

HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Wed Apr 03, 2024 6:52 pm File this under, Not To Be Messed With
She had done that before. The kick to the ribs afterward was great, too.
by Screw_Michigan
Wed Apr 03, 2024 4:09 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today
Replies: 610
Views: 225118

Re: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today

You know it's AI bullshit (beyond the six digits) because Dump has never genuflected in prayer in any church EVER, except for a Russian orthodox church in Moscow when praying for money from Daddy Vlad.
by Screw_Michigan
Wed Apr 03, 2024 3:26 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel
Replies: 502
Views: 652342

Re: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel

Sudden Sam wrote: Wed Apr 03, 2024 2:51 pm Israel had to know they’d be roundly condemned for hitting those food trucks. WTF were they thinking?!
They don't give a flying fuck. Like the west will stop providing arms to them over a few dead humanitarians.
by Screw_Michigan
Wed Apr 03, 2024 3:25 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: No Voting Fraud?
Replies: 26
Views: 694

Re: No Voting Fraud?

Gee. Color me shocked when Screw_Murica is awkwardly silent in the face of actual evidence in the form of a court filing. I guess he'll wait for Rachel Maddow to break the news? Yes, like most sane Americans, I'm waiting for a real legitimate news source to report this news. Not Q-Anon affiliated m...
by Screw_Michigan
Tue Apr 02, 2024 10:58 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel
Replies: 502
Views: 652342

Re: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel

FiatLux wrote: Tue Apr 02, 2024 7:15 pm Are you retarded?

A stroke, maybe?
Why is ubb like a foreign language to Seer? How long have you bee posting here, Seer?

Dump: "I love the poorly educated!"
by Screw_Michigan
Tue Apr 02, 2024 10:26 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: No Voting Fraud?
Replies: 26
Views: 694

Re: No Voting Fraud?

"United Liberty?"

"Citizens for Renewing America?"

Those are your sources? Lol, c'mon Sam. You gotta be better than that. Why not post some Reddit threads?
by Screw_Michigan
Tue Apr 02, 2024 10:10 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: neck tattoo
Replies: 19
Views: 538

Re: neck tattoo

What tattoo? Social media, specifically Instagram, just blows my mind. This "guy" has an account called "Street Food Journey," which ostensibly is about street food. It's barely about street food, it's about the same 10 Asian chicks, I think Thai, making food with their giant bo...
by Screw_Michigan
Tue Apr 02, 2024 12:52 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: neck tattoo
Replies: 19
Views: 538

Re: neck tattoo

When I see someone with a neck tattoo, I know that person has given up on life. I usually try to go to another room to get away from such an individual. In an odd way, I am thankful these quitters decorate themselves this way. The societal misfits and dregs openly identify themselves, and we did no...
by Screw_Michigan
Sun Mar 31, 2024 2:37 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: No Voting Fraud?
Replies: 26
Views: 694

Re: No Voting Fraud?

mvscal wrote: Sun Mar 31, 2024 12:39 am Fuck off, racist!
Great take, aside from the fact it's your fucking ilk committing all the voter fraud. Anything else, asswipe?
by Screw_Michigan
Fri Mar 29, 2024 4:40 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: At least WE'RE safe
Replies: 8
Views: 336

Re: At least WE'RE safe

While the awesome spectacle of the bridge collapse traumatized the country, it also brought to mind the fantastic flow of ten-thousand illegal border crossings a day, stage-managed by the “Joe Biden” Homeland Security team. Did you kind of wonder how many in that 10K-a-day flow might be the same sp...