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by Screw_Michigan
Wed Feb 24, 2010 5:08 pm
Forum: MLB
Topic: For Jiminphilly: Ed Wade destroying another franchise
Replies: 4
Views: 954

For Jiminphilly: Ed Wade destroying another franchise

http://deadspin.com/5478470/houston-ast ... e=true&s=i

It would be funny if it wasn't so predictable and pathetic.
by Screw_Michigan
Wed Feb 24, 2010 5:07 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Is Scott Brown a traitor???
Replies: 43
Views: 2778

Re: Is Scott Brown a traitor???

Goober McTuber wrote:No, just another of Screwball's pathetic attempts to be funny.
Roach wrote: Ok pop quiz Karnak style:

The answer is "Name a late 60's album done by Clapton, Baker, Winwood, and Grech."
There's the joke you fucking idiot.
by Screw_Michigan
Wed Feb 24, 2010 4:29 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Is Scott Brown a traitor???
Replies: 43
Views: 2778

Re: Is Scott Brown a traitor???

I knew that, Sam. It was a joke.
by Screw_Michigan
Wed Feb 24, 2010 4:09 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Is Scott Brown a traitor???
Replies: 43
Views: 2778

Re: Is Scott Brown a traitor???

What is Derek and the Dominoes?
by Screw_Michigan
Wed Feb 24, 2010 3:22 pm
Forum: Hockey
Topic: 2010 Olympic Hockey
Replies: 58
Views: 5930

Re: 2010 Olympic Hockey

^^^ That's what I wanted to hear. I'll probably skip the LaSalle-GW game tonight to watch the Russia-Little Brother game, you know, blood rivals playing for fifth place.
by Screw_Michigan
Wed Feb 24, 2010 2:56 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Hey Phibes, about the Olympics...
Replies: 15
Views: 1205

Re: Hey Phibes, about the Olympics...

I just had a peek in the hockey forum and their 'hockey talk' focus is Bettman, the IOC, who owes who compensation for use of players and how to make the best of television rights. You do understand the IOC is a business and the NHL's decision to loan its players to the Olympics for free is a busin...
by Screw_Michigan
Wed Feb 24, 2010 3:29 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Bestest winter olympic sport.
Replies: 337
Views: 19022

Re: Bestest winter olympic sport.

She's right. But at least we fucking OWN her ass in hockey. We'll worry about health care next week.
by Screw_Michigan
Wed Feb 24, 2010 2:11 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: How to accept a marriage proposal *by Hillary Duff*(!)
Replies: 12
Views: 1041

Re: How to accept a marriage proposal *by Hillary Duff*(!)

Looks like his college days of pounding Dinsdale-approved fatties and flat-chested brainiacs at U-M prepared him well. Nice job, Mike, you fucking bitch.
by Screw_Michigan
Wed Feb 24, 2010 2:09 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Okay, T1B dream interpreters, do your worst....
Replies: 41
Views: 3223

Re: Okay, T1B dream interpreters, do your worst....

Love it.

Sin,

Tarddowen
by Screw_Michigan
Wed Feb 24, 2010 12:25 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Okay, T1B dream interpreters, do your worst....
Replies: 41
Views: 3223

Re: Okay, T1B dream interpreters, do your worst....

It's a labor of love, Whitey.
by Screw_Michigan
Wed Feb 24, 2010 12:17 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Toyota recall
Replies: 100
Views: 4575

Re: Toyota recall

Solid take, Whitey.
by Screw_Michigan
Tue Feb 23, 2010 9:49 pm
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: (shock)Dick Rod and TSUN found guilty by the NCAA!(/shock)
Replies: 14
Views: 2262

Re: (shock)Dick Rod and TSUN found guilty by the NCAA!(/shock)

M Club will be checking in real soon to blame the U-M hating Detroit News and Free Press for all this.
by Screw_Michigan
Tue Feb 23, 2010 9:48 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Brian Westbrook- Cut
Replies: 27
Views: 1866

Re: Brian Westbrook- Cut

Better than Watters? I agree with your take.
by Screw_Michigan
Tue Feb 23, 2010 9:04 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Toll Collectors Gone Wild
Replies: 13
Views: 1140

Re: Toll Collectors Gone Wild

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by Screw_Michigan
Tue Feb 23, 2010 8:58 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Toll Collectors Gone Wild
Replies: 13
Views: 1140

Re: Toll Collectors Gone Wild

Fucking bwahah:

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by Screw_Michigan
Tue Feb 23, 2010 8:57 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Toll Collectors Gone Wild
Replies: 13
Views: 1140

Re: Toll Collectors Gone Wild

Bwahaha. He threw the money back at her.

Good time for a classic reset:

by Screw_Michigan
Tue Feb 23, 2010 8:41 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Bestest winter olympic sport.
Replies: 337
Views: 19022

Re: Bestest winter olympic sport.

I don't have time to go through all the goals again, but it's pretty simple, Suckaholic: Broduer was badly out of position on many goals. Remember that ill-advised belly flop on the fourth goal? Marty has forgotten the cardinal rule of goaltending: blocking the net. You aren't blocking the net on yo...
by Screw_Michigan
Tue Feb 23, 2010 8:28 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: How to accept a marriage proposal *by Hillary Duff*(!)
Replies: 12
Views: 1041

Re: How to accept a marriage proposal *by Hillary Duff*

That might just be the funniest thing I've ever seen.

Is it possible to get like a half ! in the thread title? That final photo's a little provocative.
by Screw_Michigan
Tue Feb 23, 2010 8:01 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Bestest winter olympic sport.
Replies: 337
Views: 19022

Re: Bestest winter olympic sport.

Brodeur excels playing behind air-tight defense, tighter than Peeekle's asshole when Tyrone's around. That Canadian defense is anything BUT air-tight. Other than Miller, Luongo is the NHL's best goaltender. Any reason to start Brodeur over him comes down to old-fogy politics. Period. And for your se...
by Screw_Michigan
Tue Feb 23, 2010 6:33 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Toyota recall
Replies: 100
Views: 4575

Re: Toyota recall

Go fuck yourself, JMak. Yeah, nothing going on over at Toyota. Nothing to see. Just move along...until civil trials begin. http://www.newsweek.com/id/233994?from=rss&utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+newsweek%2FTopNews+%28UPDATED+-+Newsweek+Top+Stories%29 This we...
by Screw_Michigan
Tue Feb 23, 2010 5:03 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Bestest winter olympic sport.
Replies: 337
Views: 19022

Re: Bestest winter olympic sport.

Rack any and all old-school Rome resets.

I actually saw Bingyu the other night on MSNBC and IMMEDIATELY recognized her as the one who gets stalked by PO. :jtr:
by Screw_Michigan
Tue Feb 23, 2010 3:20 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Bestest winter olympic sport.
Replies: 337
Views: 19022

Re: Bestest winter olympic sport.

Dinsdale wrote:Nanook Men
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by Screw_Michigan
Tue Feb 23, 2010 3:18 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: L. Tomlinson - released
Replies: 34
Views: 1490

Re: L. Tomlinson - released

07-08 Wrong. It happened the year SD was 14-2 and favored to win. Marlon McCree had the game ending INT and was stripped by Troy Brown. NE recovers and scores the game winning TD... Remember? You're thinking of the LT sobbing on the sidelines with a bruised toe all bundled up while Rivers goes out ...
by Screw_Michigan
Tue Feb 23, 2010 3:06 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Bestest winter olympic sport.
Replies: 337
Views: 19022

Re: Bestest winter olympic sport.

(Stills didn’t even dress). Stephen Stills? Jesus. What planet were you born on? Solid hockey take from a nut-less, sperm-belching fuckstick. You won't beat your arch-rival (despite what Canadian bacon eating Loonies tell you) when you wait until the third fucking game to even start trying. Brodeur...
by Screw_Michigan
Tue Feb 23, 2010 3:02 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: L. Tomlinson - released
Replies: 34
Views: 1490

Re: L. Tomlinson - released

07-08
by Screw_Michigan
Tue Feb 23, 2010 2:45 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Is Scott Brown a traitor???
Replies: 43
Views: 2778

Re: Is Scott Brown a traitor???

Bwahah! Eat shit, teabaggers.
by Screw_Michigan
Tue Feb 23, 2010 1:55 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Bestest winter olympic sport.
Replies: 337
Views: 19022

Re: Bestest winter olympic sport.

Shut the fuck up, soccer fan. We're not settling for anything less than gold. Take your bronze and shove it up your ass.
by Screw_Michigan
Tue Feb 23, 2010 12:17 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Bestest winter olympic sport.
Replies: 337
Views: 19022

Re: Bestest winter olympic sport.

Canada had an easy time working the puck around the offensive zone because the US let them.
by Screw_Michigan
Mon Feb 22, 2010 10:01 pm
Forum: College Basketball
Topic: ACC/BIG 10 Challenge:Prediction thread
Replies: 59
Views: 1683

Re: ACC/BIG 10 Challenge:Prediction thread

Goober McTuber wrote:big white stiffs
That's all you got in what passes off as God's Country, remember?
by Screw_Michigan
Mon Feb 22, 2010 9:40 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Bestest winter olympic sport.
Replies: 337
Views: 19022

Re: Bestest winter olympic sport.

I think we'll see another World Cup before we see pros in the Olympics again. The IOC literally has put a gun to the NHL's head in demanding the pros. I think the NHL will step up to the plate and do their own WC so they can control TV and most importantly, cash in on their players participating in ...
by Screw_Michigan
Mon Feb 22, 2010 9:29 pm
Forum: Hockey
Topic: 2010 Olympic Hockey
Replies: 58
Views: 5930

Re: 2010 Olympic Hockey

Do I have to take back all the mean things I said about Drury making the US team?
by Screw_Michigan
Mon Feb 22, 2010 9:28 pm
Forum: College Basketball
Topic: ACC/BIG 10 Challenge:Prediction thread
Replies: 59
Views: 1683

Re: ACC/BIG 10 Challenge:Prediction thread

You forgot to mention how he's set basketball back 100 years.
by Screw_Michigan
Mon Feb 22, 2010 3:29 pm
Forum: Hockey
Topic: 2010 Olympic Hockey
Replies: 58
Views: 5930

Re: 2010 Olympic Hockey

Hopefully that clown Bettman gets it through his head that NHL participation in the Olympics is a good thing (if they played in Nagano, then they can play in Sochi). The IOC, instead of being the criminal cabal it is, needs to step up to the plate and compensate the NHL for use of its players. Simp...
by Screw_Michigan
Mon Feb 22, 2010 3:22 pm
Forum: College Basketball
Topic: March Madness expanding to 96
Replies: 23
Views: 3283

Re: March Madness expanding to 96

The $36/game is a little steep, especially for the shittiest seats in the house, but at least it's the first weekend and you're not in a fucking football stadium.
by Screw_Michigan
Mon Feb 22, 2010 2:43 pm
Forum: College Basketball
Topic: March Madness expanding to 96
Replies: 23
Views: 3283

Re: March Madness expanding to 96

Primesport.com says $400 for your tickets Terry and those are for the worst seats in the arena.
by Screw_Michigan
Mon Feb 22, 2010 5:00 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Bestest winter olympic sport.
Replies: 337
Views: 19022

Re: Bestest winter olympic sport.

You're Canada. It's hockey. You should never lose. Ever. That's like Spray losing at being fat. You pour fucking EVERYTHING into a single sport - so when you lose on your home ice to those "plumber" Americans, you can bet your ass you're gonna get *plungered* for it. Meanwhile, we'll cont...
by Screw_Michigan
Mon Feb 22, 2010 4:45 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The free market can regulate itself
Replies: 24
Views: 2244

Re: The free market can regulate itself

What about warm, Tom?