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by Paul
Sun Apr 12, 2020 7:31 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What are we gonna do about Gobbles McTubesteak?
Replies: 98
Views: 13439

Re: What are we gonna do about Gobbles McTubesteak?

Screw_Michigan wrote: Sat Aug 17, 2019 3:49 pm
Paul wrote: Sat Aug 17, 2019 4:36 am Who gives a fuck?
Welcome back CTRL-C Paul! Probably time to change your sig, the joke is only 10 years old.
Nope. Still funny. oh, and...

SUPER BOWL LIV CHAMPION KANSAS CITY CHIEFS
by Paul
Sun Apr 12, 2020 7:28 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Brady to the Bucs
Replies: 6
Views: 3830

Re: Brady to the Bucs

He'll throw less INTs than Winston, and that's about it.

Chiefs will go into their house TWICE next season and end up holding up another Lombardi Trophy. :paul:
by Paul
Sun Apr 12, 2020 7:26 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: @KC Paul
Replies: 12
Views: 7939

Re: @KC Paul

Softball Bat wrote: Wed Feb 26, 2020 4:50 am Go post something in the main forum, Paul.

We miss you and luv you.
Nope, too many tards over there...still basking in the glow of our Super bowl championship.

P.S.- Having NO live sports to watch SUCKS.
by Paul
Wed Feb 26, 2020 4:48 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: @KC Paul
Replies: 12
Views: 7939

Re: @KC Paul

A thread about ME? Gee, you guys shouldn't have....
by Paul
Thu Oct 24, 2019 2:52 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: @KC Paul
Replies: 12
Views: 7939

Re: @KC Paul

Ahem....Showtime was practicing today, 6 days after putting his kneecap on sideways. :hfal:
by Paul
Sat Aug 17, 2019 4:36 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What are we gonna do about Gobbles McTubesteak?
Replies: 98
Views: 13439

Re: What are we gonna do about Gobbles McTubesteak?

Who gives a fuck?
by Paul
Thu Dec 20, 2018 2:06 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: inside the best team in the NFL right now
Replies: 11
Views: 3730

Re: inside the best team in the NFL right now

Screw_Michigan wrote:
Paul wrote:Mahomes has the MVP locked down.
How so?
Stats...READ THEM.

Besides, the CHIEFS would be a .500 team with Alex Smith if he was still here. Patrick Mahomes is now the best QB in the league.
by Paul
Wed Dec 19, 2018 5:35 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: inside the best team in the NFL right now
Replies: 11
Views: 3730

Re: inside the best team in the NFL right now

Mahomes has the MVP locked down.
by Paul
Sun Jul 29, 2018 10:22 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: GREETINGS FELLAS...
Replies: 2
Views: 1014

GREETINGS FELLAS...

So....are we ready to see Patrick Mahomes II torch the National Football League? 8)

Spam away!
by Paul
Fri Feb 09, 2018 3:28 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Dumbest poster on T1B.
Replies: 35
Views: 4993

Re: Dumbest poster on T1B.

Goober McTuber wrote:
Fat FUCKING Retard wrote:Goober McFuckstick...no question about it.
Dumbest, not in the most domes.
6 of one, half dozen of the other. :meds:

Know your role, Goobs.
by Paul
Fri Feb 09, 2018 3:27 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Dumbest poster on T1B.
Replies: 35
Views: 4993

Re: Dumbest poster on T1B.

Softball Bat wrote:Alex Smith has been matriculated to the Redskins and Paul has produced NO take on it?

What the hell has this place become??







:paul:
Addition by subtraction. Patrick Mahomes, the keys to the Corvette ZR1 are yours now.
by Paul
Fri Feb 02, 2018 3:22 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Dumbest poster on T1B.
Replies: 35
Views: 4993

Re: Dumbest poster on T1B.

Goober McFuckstick...no question about it.
by Paul
Thu Dec 21, 2017 3:51 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: MVP
Replies: 12
Views: 2119

Re: MVP

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by Paul
Thu Dec 21, 2017 3:27 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Same old SORRY ASS Chargers...
Replies: 9
Views: 2481

Re: Same old SORRY ASS Chargers...

Screw_Michigan wrote:Welcome back, Puffy Coat Paul.

Looking forward to the Chefs getting bent over in the playoffs.
Like death, taxes, and Goobs being the T1B piñata.
by Paul
Sun Dec 17, 2017 5:41 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Same old SORRY ASS Chargers...
Replies: 9
Views: 2481

Same old SORRY ASS Chargers...

LMAO...the fucking LA Chargers are STILL our bitches! :lol: :lol: :lol:
by Paul
Mon Sep 25, 2017 3:04 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Duhs-Skins
Replies: 5
Views: 1199

Re: Duhs-Skins

Raydahs are STILL overrated and STILL our bitches.

#driveby
by Paul
Wed Aug 23, 2017 12:12 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: War Wa-gone
Replies: 125
Views: 13679

Re: War Wa-gone

Just now saw this....damn, RIP Wags. Condolences to the family.
by Paul
Fri Nov 11, 2016 2:28 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Same old SORRY ASS Raydahs...
Replies: 14
Views: 2863

Re: Same old SORRY ASS Raydahs...

I love beating those cocksuckers almost as much as beating the Donkeys. You didn't beat them, band wagon Paul. You are a fan boy, as are all of us are who choose to pimp their team when they WIN. What you have done is give KC fans and posters a perpetual bad rep that fan boys of other teams exploit...
by Paul
Thu Oct 27, 2016 4:14 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Same old SORRY ASS Raydahs...
Replies: 14
Views: 2863

Re: Same old SORRY ASS Raydahs...

DallasFanatic wrote:Does RuPaul Walker Lindh still hang out here?
I'm still shocked that this shitty forum still exists, frankly.
by Paul
Wed Oct 19, 2016 4:15 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Speak up Trumpers
Replies: 113
Views: 5414

Re: Speak up Trumpers

BSchmuck backs Killary...color me shocked.
by Paul
Wed Oct 19, 2016 4:08 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Same old SORRY ASS Raydahs...
Replies: 14
Views: 2863

Re: Same old SORRY ASS Raydahs...

Bucmonkey wrote:Sad, not them but your fat ass ... timing ...
My timing is impeccable, as always.
by Paul
Sun Oct 16, 2016 11:39 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Same old SORRY ASS Raydahs...
Replies: 14
Views: 2863

Same old SORRY ASS Raydahs...

New season, same result. Wash, rinse, repeat. I love beating those cocksuckers almost as much as beating the Donkeys.
by Paul
Fri Jun 17, 2016 4:27 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Hi.
Replies: 21
Views: 2548

Re: Hi.

trev wrote:Raider James was highly entertaining and quite skilled with his posting.

If you have a problem with him, I'm sure he busted your nuts once or twice.
I'm sure he's busted his on you a time or two.
by Paul
Tue Jun 07, 2016 2:26 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The OL's new sled.
Replies: 30
Views: 2698

Re: The OL's new sled.

Sorry Felix...the Mustangs are just too inferior to the new 6th Gen Camaros, in pretty much every way. Even the standard Camaro SS has 455hp and a 8-spd transmission and runs high 11s right off the showroom floor. :shock: I never said I wanted a mustang, I said I was considering buying the Arctic W...
by Paul
Tue Jun 07, 2016 2:24 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The OL's new sled.
Replies: 30
Views: 2698

Re: The OL's new sled.

.... and a 8-spd transmission and runs high 11s right off the showroom floor. This is where they lose me. Half the fun of driving these things is shifting them and seeing how many gears you can chirp the wheels in. But, if you have to do the auto, at what point is more gears just a big dick contest...
by Paul
Mon Jun 06, 2016 4:19 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Hi.
Replies: 21
Views: 2548

Re: Hi.

Yeah, I don't traipse around in here much anymore myself, but it's always good to chat with the old timers. Did Cory Nye go away for good or does he still poke his nose in here from time to time? Raider James... :lol: Don't really chat with the KC crew much anymore...those were fun times. RIP Smack ...
by Paul
Mon Jun 06, 2016 4:15 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The OL's new sled.
Replies: 30
Views: 2698

Re: The OL's new sled.

The 2017 Camaro ZL1 will be able to properly handle any Hellkitten or Shelby GT350 wannabe that thinks it wants any part of it. 1/4 mile times in the high 10s says so. http://www.3dnews.ru/assets/external/illustrations/2016/03/16/930011/2017-Chevrolet-Camaro-ZL1-018.jpg http://www.consumerreports.or...
by Paul
Mon Jun 06, 2016 3:07 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Hi.
Replies: 21
Views: 2548

Re: Hi.

poptart wrote:Hi Paul.

Long time no rap.
See...that wasn't so hard, was it?

Pops, how are you sir?
by Paul
Sat May 14, 2016 9:04 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Hi.
Replies: 21
Views: 2548

Re: Hi.

Same predictable responses, to be sure. What, no IKYABWAI smack?

Shocking. :meds:
by Paul
Tue May 03, 2016 11:18 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Hi.
Replies: 21
Views: 2548

Hi.

How's everybody doing? 8)
by Paul
Tue Dec 22, 2015 2:17 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Poor Donkeys...
Replies: 7
Views: 976

Poor Donkeys...

Looks like the Big RED Freight Train is coming up behind them...gonna be quite funny to steam right past them after the Chiefs kill the Mistake By The Lake and the Donks choke (AGAIN) to the Bungles.

Cheerio. :paul:
by Paul
Wed Nov 04, 2015 4:53 am
Forum: MLB
Topic: Royals 2015
Replies: 81
Views: 12441

Re: Royals 2015

Screw_Michigan wrote:Going 11-1 in the playoffs is pretty clutch.
Eight of the Royals' 11 postseason wins came from behind in the 8th inning or later.

EIGHT. :shock:

Doesn't get more "clutch" than that.
by Paul
Wed Oct 21, 2015 3:16 am
Forum: MLB
Topic: Jose Bautista is a special kind of BITCH
Replies: 16
Views: 4519

Re: Jose Bautista is a special kind of BITCH

Josh "You shall not EVER pitch me inside" Donaldson definitely is a bitch too...funny how Yordano had his way with him in game 2.

That's a good little bitch.
by Paul
Sun Oct 18, 2015 2:33 am
Forum: MLB
Topic: Jose Bautista is a special kind of BITCH
Replies: 16
Views: 4519

Jose Bautista is a special kind of BITCH

Did I miss something? I mean, who made Jose Bautista the reigning God of Baseball? :meds: :meds: Seriously, his act during the first two games of the ALCS is nothing short of boorish and he has shown without a doubt that is a prima donna of the worst kind. The way he cries like a bitch every time he...
by Paul
Mon Jul 27, 2015 2:51 am
Forum: MLB
Topic: Royals 2015
Replies: 81
Views: 12441

Re: Royals 2015

Royals get Cueto for 3 minor league leftahanders http://sports.yahoo.com/news/royals-fortify-rotation-by-acquiring-johnny-cueto-170737307.html They are 7.5 up in division so the playoffs is a forgone conclusion - this move is about getting back to the WS If Ventura and Duffy can get their acts toge...
by Paul
Thu Apr 16, 2015 3:49 am
Forum: MLB
Topic: Royals 2015
Replies: 81
Views: 12441

Re: Royals 2015

kcdave wrote:Sucks losing Rios. Hopefully Dyson and Orlando can hold their own. Volquez can carry his own, so I fully expect to see someone drilled tomorrow night.
Or not.

'sup fellow Royals fans? 8)
by Paul
Sun Nov 16, 2014 9:39 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Chiefs OWN the Seahags
Replies: 23
Views: 2770

Chiefs OWN the Seahags

....or as Kansas City Royals outfielder Jarrod Dyson would say, "Dat's wut defense do"

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by Paul
Tue Oct 28, 2014 4:36 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Monday Night Football 'Skins vs. 'Boys In-game Thread
Replies: 21
Views: 3677

Re: Monday Night Football 'Skins vs. 'Boys In-game Thread

poptart wrote:There used to be a football forum here.
Wow...this shithole still exists.

How's life treating you, Pops? :grin:
by Paul
Tue Oct 28, 2014 4:30 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: SF vs KC
Replies: 74
Views: 10762

Re: SF vs KC

matteric wrote:Enjoy tonight... because it's not going back to the Midwest.
You were saying??? :lol:
by Paul
Tue Oct 07, 2014 3:03 am
Forum: MLB
Topic: Royals
Replies: 25
Views: 3405

Re: Royals

Many late nights this past week, but WELL worth it. Still can't believe the KANSAS CITY ROYALS are undefeated thus far in the postseason...much less being IN the postseason in the 1st place. Anything they do good from this point on is purely a bonus. They weren't supposed to be here, remember? Enjoy...