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by Paul
Tue Oct 06, 2009 3:55 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Packers at Vikings MNF in game
Replies: 37
Views: 2106

Re: Packers at Vikings MNF in game

.m2 wrote:19 sacks of A-Rod this year....

... and his stats are still better than Favre.


Too funny.
The only stat that matters:

Favre's Vikings 4-0

A. Spicoli's Packers 2-2

Even fucking FUNNIER... :lol:
by Paul
Tue Oct 06, 2009 3:23 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Packers at Vikings MNF in game
Replies: 37
Views: 2106

Re: Packers at Vikings MNF in game

Jared Allen = STUD

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Pictured: Aaron Rodger's DADDY :lol:
by Paul
Tue Oct 06, 2009 2:52 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Packers at Vikings MNF in game
Replies: 37
Views: 2106

Re: Packers at Vikings MNF in game

.m2 wrote:I'd say, A -Rod is more than holding his own with the worst O-line in the NFL.
You clearly haven't seen a Chiefs game this year. :oops:
by Paul
Tue Oct 06, 2009 2:08 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Packers at Vikings MNF in game
Replies: 37
Views: 2106

Re: Packers at Vikings MNF in game

.m2 wrote:The NFL is handing this game... to Favre.

That last PI sealed it.

Not to fear... a Cal man will appear to fuck it up .



da troof
Are you this fucking stupid away from the keyboard?
by Paul
Tue Oct 06, 2009 2:07 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Packers at Vikings MNF in game
Replies: 37
Views: 2106

Re: Packers at Vikings MNF in game

Everytime I see Jared Allen kicking ass and "collecting pelts" it just reminds me that if I EVER see Carl Peterson in person I'm going to fight him, period. That trade helped CRIPPLE the Chiefs. :doh:
by Paul
Tue Oct 06, 2009 2:02 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Packers at Vikings MNF in game
Replies: 37
Views: 2106

Re: Packers at Vikings MNF in game

Oops, damn the bad luck Chuck Woodson....try not to be so OBVIOUS next time.
War Wagon wrote:All Day, punked.
....as he punches it in for six. :D
by Paul
Tue Oct 06, 2009 12:48 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Packers at Vikings MNF in game
Replies: 37
Views: 2106

Re: Packers at Vikings MNF in game

.m2 wrote:The Pack.

Aaron Rodgers embarrasses the "Crybaby" on MNF.

Enjoy.

I certainly will.

da troof
Board Bitch made a funnay! :lol:
by Paul
Mon Oct 05, 2009 9:26 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Hide your plungers Donkfan
Replies: 20
Views: 1883

Re: Hide your plungers Donkfan

Yer a Fuckin Jerkoff wrote:Don't panic at 2-2. They'll be 3-2 after next week and heading into a bye. Basically they have two straight bye weeks coming up before Romo punks Matt Ryan in Big D.
Is that right? :meds:
by Paul
Mon Oct 05, 2009 3:15 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Is anyone picking Sandy Eggo this week?
Replies: 21
Views: 1839

Re: Is anyone picking Sandy Eggo this week?

Or maybe NOT....feel free to play some D in the 4th quarter, Steelers. :doh:
by Paul
Mon Oct 05, 2009 3:03 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Is anyone picking Sandy Eggo this week?
Replies: 21
Views: 1839

Re: Is anyone picking Sandy Eggo this week?

This is a serious ass-whooping. :shock:
by Paul
Sun Oct 04, 2009 6:23 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Put Skirts on the WR now too
Replies: 6
Views: 628

Re: Put Skirts on the WR now too

Worst call I've seen thus far this season. HORRIBLE. :brad:
by Paul
Sat Oct 03, 2009 4:45 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Is anyone picking Sandy Eggo this week?
Replies: 21
Views: 1839

Re: Is anyone picking Sandy Eggo this week?

The defending Champs couldn't run the ball on the Chiefs right about now, much less the Bolts....Rivers to Jackson has been a lethal combo thus far this season, Gates can dominate the middle of the field with The Head & Shoulders Spokesman on the sideline, and I can easily see SD stealing a win ...
by Paul
Sat Oct 03, 2009 1:37 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Lesson of The Year
Replies: 1
Views: 473

Re: Lesson of The Year

Have another drink, Duane.... :lol:
by Paul
Fri Oct 02, 2009 7:01 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: This is a what?
Replies: 36
Views: 2701

Re: This is a what?

Cosmo Kramer wrote:
Paul wrote:
Cosmo Kramer wrote:How sweet JiminPhil has a special needs friend propping him! Remember to wear protection! :paul:
Wear that smilie out, you fucktard! How does it feel to have me lodged deep inside your cavernous dome? :hfal:
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Enough said.
by Paul
Fri Oct 02, 2009 4:35 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Packers Vs. ViQueens
Replies: 27
Views: 2267

Re: Packers Vs. ViQueens

I'm done with Cosmo, Scott....if he wants to post a thousand more of my smilies in this thread then more power to him.
by Paul
Fri Oct 02, 2009 1:31 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: This is a what?
Replies: 36
Views: 2701

Re: This is a what?

Cosmo Kramer wrote:How sweet JiminPhil has a special needs friend propping him! Remember to wear protection! :paul:
Wear that smilie out, you fucktard! How does it feel to have me lodged deep inside your cavernous dome? :hfal:
by Paul
Thu Oct 01, 2009 8:58 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: This is a what?
Replies: 36
Views: 2701

Re: This is a what?

jiminphilly wrote:Image

God Speed Cosmo.
WAAAAAY back....and it's GONE! jiminphilly goes yard on Cosmo's dome! :bode:
by Paul
Thu Oct 01, 2009 7:43 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Hot Wings
Replies: 34
Views: 1733

Re: Hot Wings

The fact that I lost a game and got paid 10:1 means you don't know what the fuck you're talking about. Obviously. In your long and undistinguished posting career, you're still an idiot. Anything else is a lie. Speaking of subjects about which you know nothing is for idiots. You're a idiot. And that...
by Paul
Thu Oct 01, 2009 7:21 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Packers Vs. ViQueens
Replies: 27
Views: 2267

Re: Packers Vs. ViQueens

Cosmo Kramer wrote:Paul will be with you just as soon as he wipes his ass......stay tuned for his NFL insight.....I'm sure you'll be impressed. :paul:
Serious question- are you REALLY Kaley?
by Paul
Thu Oct 01, 2009 7:19 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: This is a what?
Replies: 36
Views: 2701

Re: This is a what?

Mikey wrote:Cosmo Kramer -- the Magic Eight Ball of smack.



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:bode:
by Paul
Thu Oct 01, 2009 7:09 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Packers Vs. ViQueens
Replies: 27
Views: 2267

Re: Packers Vs. ViQueens

Thanks for the info.......what about eating 50 hot dogs in a row...I'm sure you're familiar with that.....How are the Quiefs doing this year? Do you have a take on that or are you just going to suck everbody elses cock this year? Why don't you see my first post for my take on the game, so far all y...
by Paul
Thu Oct 01, 2009 6:13 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Pick 'em - Week Three Results -- Week Four Games
Replies: 26
Views: 2292

Re: Pick 'em - Week Three Results -- Week Four Games

Week Four Games
Chicago
Cincinnati
Indianapolis
NY Giants
Baltimore
Washington
Tennessee
Houston
New Orleans
Miami
San Francisco
Dallas
Pittsburgh

Monday Night
Minnesota 51
by Paul
Thu Oct 01, 2009 6:11 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Packers Vs. ViQueens
Replies: 27
Views: 2267

Re: Packers Vs. ViQueens

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
See Cosmo, THAT's a solid legit take. Posting 50 smilies in a row is NOT. :meds:
by Paul
Thu Oct 01, 2009 4:56 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Packers Vs. ViQueens
Replies: 27
Views: 2267

Re: Packers Vs. ViQueens

Cosmo Kramer wrote:
ucantdoitdoggieSTyle2 wrote:Attaboy Kramer... attack a KC Clone with IKYABWAI smack and then follow that up with a million emoticons. Way to channel KC Kaley.
Thank You
That WASN'T a compliment from ucant, shit-for-brains. :meds:
by Paul
Thu Oct 01, 2009 3:48 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Packers Vs. ViQueens
Replies: 27
Views: 2267

Re: Packers Vs. ViQueens

Cosmo, come on now....wash the sand out of your pussy and reply with a legit take.
by Paul
Thu Oct 01, 2009 1:55 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Packers Vs. ViQueens
Replies: 27
Views: 2267

Re: Packers Vs. ViQueens

The Pukers are going to get crushed. Their offensive line sucks shit through a straw. They have no answer for the Viking front four. Grant will get stuffed. He'll be lucky to have 25 yards rushing. After that, Jared Allen is going to hog tie and go Roman Polanski on Aaron Rodgers. On the other side...
by Paul
Wed Sep 30, 2009 7:14 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Hey Alice, pick up the phone...
Replies: 3
Views: 443

Re: Hey Alice, pick up the phone...

mvscal wrote:Naw, they're good. JaRyanleaf is about to turn the corner any game now.
Hell, that's ALMOST an insult to Ryan Leaf....maybe it isn't too late for the Faiders to convert JaMonkey to a tight end.
by Paul
Wed Sep 30, 2009 1:06 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Hide your plungers Donkfan
Replies: 20
Views: 1883

Re: Hide your plungers Donkfan

I hope you're right DF....it's about time those overacheivers in Dungver get knocked down a few notches.
by Paul
Mon Sep 28, 2009 3:53 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Hey CowboyFan
Replies: 8
Views: 857

Hey CowboyFan

How happy are you guys NOW that T.O. is sucking cap space up elsewhere??? FIVE catches in THREE games (none today, BTW), and the dude can't get open at all??? :doh: :lol:
by Paul
Mon Sep 28, 2009 12:39 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: NachoCinco plotted his leap!
Replies: 12
Views: 1565

Re: NachoCinco plotted his leap!

Cosmo Kramer wrote:Like I said....unoriginal takes......thanks for proving me correct Jabba :paul:
At least you agree with my take, Mr. Anklebiter.
by Paul
Sun Sep 27, 2009 11:16 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: NachoCinco plotted his leap!
Replies: 12
Views: 1565

Re: NachoCinco plotted his leap!

Cosmo Kramer wrote:Nice showing by the Quiefs again Jabba!
I'm going to say the same next week when Favre plunger-rapes the Packers. :hfal:
by Paul
Sun Sep 27, 2009 6:25 pm
Forum: Tech and Games Forum
Topic: Best games for PS3
Replies: 6
Views: 1115

Re: Best games for PS3

Madden NFL 10 is AWESOME on the PS3, as is Call Of Duty- Modern Warfare.

The Xbox 360 can't hold the PS3's jock.
by Paul
Sun Sep 27, 2009 2:19 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: NachoCinco plotted his leap!
Replies: 12
Views: 1565

Re: NachoCinco plotted his leap!

Cosmo Kramer wrote:Image
Don't cry, dry your eye.
by Paul
Sun Sep 27, 2009 2:15 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: The Raiders HATE Rich Gannon
Replies: 9
Views: 1267

Re: The Raiders HATE Rich Gannon

I think his point was to stick the knife in and twist it, ever so slowly. Well done, btw. If that was his point it means absolutely NOTHING to me....I mean, feel free to blow the dust off of that take already. :meds: BTW, I'm sure Gannon loses LOTS of sleep knowing that Alcula now despises him for ...
by Paul
Sun Sep 27, 2009 12:01 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: The Raiders HATE Rich Gannon
Replies: 9
Views: 1267

Re: The Raiders HATE Rich Gannon

What's your point, Aaron? :meds:
by Paul
Sat Sep 26, 2009 3:09 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: The Raiders HATE Rich Gannon
Replies: 9
Views: 1267

Re: The Raiders HATE Rich Gannon

This is fuggen HILARIOUS. The Raiders trolled everyone -- and no surprise KFC Paul was played. Gannon is IN Al knows that an analyst can't be kept out of the facility. LMAO This was HIS WAS of slapping Rich Gannon across the gums. Al sent John Herrera out to verbally punk Rich with some ... Super B...
by Paul
Sat Sep 26, 2009 2:27 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: The Raiders HATE Rich Gannon
Replies: 9
Views: 1267

The Raiders HATE Rich Gannon

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2009/09/25/raiders-want-gannon-gone/ According to the San Francisco Chronicle, the Raiders want CBS analyst Rich Gannon (and former Oakland Super Bowl quarterback) banned from their Alameda training facility. Club officials want Gannon blackballed because he's be...
by Paul
Sat Sep 26, 2009 2:18 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: NachoCinco plotted his leap!
Replies: 12
Views: 1565

Re: NachoCinco plotted his leap!

Cosmo Kramer wrote:nice to see you back in your unoriginal form again :paul: RuPaul Walker Lindh
It's not "unoriginal", it's a fact you STUPID FUCKING ANKLEBITER....the Packers' shit O-line singlehandedly put Antwan Odom in the Pro Bowl last Sunday. Did you even watch the game? :doh:
by Paul
Fri Sep 25, 2009 4:59 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: NachoCinco plotted his leap!
Replies: 12
Views: 1565

Re: NachoCinco plotted his leap!

I think it's AWESOME- all three Bengals fans got to go to a road game (at Lambeau no less) on Chad's dime, and he made good on his promise to leap if he hit paydirt. No harm nor foul to anybody. Get over it already. I never wasn't over it ass-clown2. Props to the Quiefs for taking a good QB and tur...
by Paul
Fri Sep 25, 2009 2:10 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: WWJD?
Replies: 17
Views: 1491

Re: WWJD?

Sometimes I really wonder if Duane is really THIS guy:

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