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.m2 wrote:I moved Houston a few years ago when the economy started heading south.... and I didn't end up marrying a FAT COW.

I may have married a FAT COW, but I didn't C&P someone's facebook gallery to a Cal game and pawned it off as my own story. You lose, faggot.

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I've consumed five pints of Texas' finest beer and three rum & cokes in between. Mrs. Rumps is looking like the suet hog that I oh so desperately yearn for when the beer goggles are in full affect. I'm going straight for the pumpkin harvest strategically fenced in behind her 40EEE manzier. Lucki...

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Roast beef to Katy is like women to Anne Heche. Very confusing.

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.m2 wrote:Are there any questions you have for "the truth"...?

Why yes.

What's it like being a complete and total douche?

Do you at least know why people can't stand the site of you in this forum?

You know you're a disease to this place, right?

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Arby's sauce is like crack to me. I will freebase that shit if it is the only way to consume it.

When I am done dressing my Arby's roast beef sammich, people look at me and say, "Hey man, it looks like you've got a sammich in your Arby's sauce."

That's how I roll.

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I've always wanted to join the PGA.

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Did anyone watch it the other night on ESPN? Great documentary directed by Peter Berg. It really captured what went down on that trade to the Kings. I was stunned how Gretzky made his decision. He was in McNall's office just casually talking about the possibility of becoming a King when Plockington ...

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^^^ yep.

Nobody could contain MJ better than MadMax.

Its too bad they never met in the finals.

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Cue all the "So God, Jesus, and Tim Tebow were playing golf..." jokes for the next half century.

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Question: Was Houston overrated? Of course they were. A truly good team doesn't give up 900 yards and 87 points to anybody, much less to impotent UTEP. Then they scabdicked against horrible MSU. Yep. A popgun offense and no D = Very overrated. I was certain that UH was no top 10 juggernaut, but the...

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I definitely dig the American Ale. Probably the best beer A-B makes. Bocks are still my favorite beers. Shiner being #1 and Zeigenbock being #2. Paulaner Salvator is a delicious beer that will put you on your ass after a sixer. Had a tasty bock beer in Breckenridge a few years back. I think they onl...

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http://www.priceless420.com/Pr021209busty.jpg There is just something about the zipper-front sweater that is exposing only part of this watermelon farm. She is definitely leaving me with wanting more. It really doesn't matter though as I can still cream an entire roll of Bounty with just the one ex...

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That is game speed, baby. Game speed.

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Teams like Pittsburgh and New England, no matter where they are slotted to draft, know how to find players that fit in their scheme. They don't look for the best available. They look for the best player for their system. All these teams buried in the trenches of failure reach for that star player or...

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KC Scott wrote:

I fucking lost it when I got to Beaker.

Jesus Christ.

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CdS has issues like every other board. I avoid CdS because of the constant bickering over the Nation's political agenda. Well....that and the big sign on my back that says "My wife is fat. Kick me." I haven't been on mag7 in a while. Doesn't quite have the substance of t1b, but it serves i...

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KC Scott wrote:[

An $800 bottle of scotch to get over losses is not a smart way of spending my hard earned cash. I stick to the cheap stuff during the hard times.

I'll reach for the pricey stuff when the Texans make their first playoff appearance.

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I'm not sure where to slot Florida right now. That game was rather anti-climatic last night. I'm not sure if Florida's defense played great or LSU's offense is that horrible. I know LSU's defense is good, but their offense made Florida's D look unstoppable. I'm thinking Florida is missing the homeru...

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rozy wrote:I vote Gruden

Agreed.

Hey, rozy, did you like the way the defense responded in the 2nd half? At least we got that going for us.

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Cry me a fucking river. You notice how you had, like stuff to write after this sentence? Not really. Houston's last playoff game was against the Joe Montana led Chiefs. Honestly, the highpoint of the Texans brief history is a season ending win over the Chicago Bears last season to keep them from ma...

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There is just something about an NFL franchise with the first name 'Houston' on its name plate that makes them so god damn frustrating to watch. It all starts with Oilers joining the NFL in 1970 along with the rest of the AFL. They were stuck as bottom feeders for the better part of the early '70s. ...

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The Monday night crew is really good, except for the Gruden's obsession with Brett Favre. All the old footage and Favre completing deep passes in practice was a little rediculous. For a minute there I thought Gruden was going to show footage of Favre giving Chuckie a Cleveland Steamer and giving a p...

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Game 1 LSU 46
Game 7 KAN
Game 8 OKA
Game 17 MIN
Game 21 RCE
Game 30 AIR
Game 36 WAS
Game 39 HOU
Game 40 ALA
Game 42 GEO

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Congrats, Shoalz. At least I had a decent week for once.

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If only Cal had the honor of playing UH last night. Jahvid Best would've ran for one million yards.

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Sucks for him because no matter what kind of stats he is putting up, most voters will be mesmorized by the L against UTEP. I knew the defense was a big question mark going into the season. They showed their asses tonight. I had a feeling this might be a letdown game and it was. Oh well. There's alw...

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Keenum throws for 500 yards and 4 tds only to have UH's defense yack all over themselves by giving up 300 yards rushing and 250 yards passing. Fucking horrible.

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Don't sell the offense too short on this one, pops. JeMustardstain can easily look like Joe Montainya against a Texans defense going with their 3rd starting SS in as many weeks. Not only that, but Darren McFadden very well could go off for seventy thousand yards in this game. I think Houston keeps i...

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Game 1 CAL 56
Game 3 VTK
Game 20 ECU
Game 21 TLS
Game 25 WAS
Game 32 SDS
Game 33 SMU
Game 38 ALA
Game 40 AUB
Game 41 MIS

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Keenum is and will remain a non-factor, because Houston has no marquee games on their schedule. Every week Houston wins and the big dogs start knocking off each other (i.e. OU vs Texas, Florida vs LSU, OSU vs PSU, Bama vs LSU/Ole Miss, TCU vs BYU/Utah, USC vs Cal/ORE) then Houston will slowly creep...

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The Duhs vs. The Defenseless Texans

Sig bet?

Honestly, if the Texans lose on Sunday I might start rooting for the Cowboys. Either that or slit my fucking wrists.

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Dinsdale wrote:

Things are looking up in the U&L. Two out of four ain't bad.

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If Houston runs the table, then Keenum should definitely be in the discussion to win it. Unless McCoy goes off against OU and runs the table. Colt Brennan played nobody in 2007. They beat a 4-9 Washington team and that is it. If Houston runs the table, they will have defeated two Big XII south teams...

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Works for me.

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.m2 wrote:You see.... the "truth" is a hell of a lot smarter than you.

You're no Doofy

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R-Jack wrote:
TheJON wrote:We know you would pay to watch our gay sex you fucking homo.
Oh I'm sure everyone will forget all about that quote.

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TheJON wrote:We know you would pay to watch our gay sex you fucking homo.

Now we know who owns mtool's troll.

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Does the "Special Edition" come with free healthcare inside?

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M Club wrote:that sounds a lot like gay sex.

Agreed.

Maybe we can get JON and mtool a private forum.

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Wags and Jon, Who gives a shit what Indy did to mtool's "Silver Lining" thread. By piling on the poor schmuck, you would just be giving that braindead faggot the attention he desires. You two are complete fucking idiots if you haven't figured what makes m2 tick by now. Just move on with th...

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