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- Thu Oct 20, 2016 12:57 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Is Screwey full of shit or no?
- Replies: 71
- Views: 5069
Re: Is Screwey full of shit or no?
Ah man, just heard that Roger is no more. Had many a chat on the phone back in the day (which usually ended up with him singing old cantor stuff). RACK THE SHRUBBER. (And Van's dead too?) Yes and fixed. Don't know about Val. Hang on...Van's dead? That's shit. Start taking care of yourselves, my Bro...
- Thu Oct 20, 2016 2:22 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Is Screwey full of shit or no?
- Replies: 71
- Views: 5069
Re: Is Screwey full of shit or no?
Ah man, just heard that Roger is no more. Had many a chat on the phone back in the day (which usually ended up with him singing old cantor stuff). RACK THE SHRUBBER.
(And Val's dead too?)
(And Val's dead too?)
- Fri Oct 14, 2016 10:43 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Wikileaks - Scalia was MURDERED!!!!
- Replies: 21
- Views: 1482
Re: Wikileaks - Scalia was MURDERED!!!!
The Big Pickle wrote:
- Tue Oct 11, 2016 9:43 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Oooohhhh Noooooooo...........!!!
- Replies: 9
- Views: 1147
Re: Oooohhhh Noooooooo...........!!!
Like actual jobs? Yeah, I can see you being amazed by that concept.Papa Willie wrote:Isn't it amazing to see what people will do and say for money?
- Sun Oct 09, 2016 11:56 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Mentalists from your home town
- Replies: 6
- Views: 1034
Re: Mentalists from your home town
I love that photo of me. Not as much as Pickle does, though.
- Sat Oct 08, 2016 11:36 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Speak up Trumpers
- Replies: 113
- Views: 5416
Re: Speak up Trumpers
Indeed.
And right-wingers: this was the best person you could put up? Really?
And right-wingers: this was the best person you could put up? Really?
- Sat Oct 08, 2016 10:50 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Speak up Trumpers
- Replies: 113
- Views: 5416
Re: Speak up Trumpers
A question to all the Trump haters. Now that you are ready to kick the Donald to the curb, are you also ready to condemn JFK? The only difference between Jack and Donald, is that Jack did his womanizing after he became President, well, before as well. And he had a world class piece of ass and young...
- Sat Oct 08, 2016 10:39 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Mentalists from your home town
- Replies: 6
- Views: 1034
Mentalists from your home town
This lad - who has spent £20,000 (which is, what, $17 or so nowadays) in an attempt to look like David Beckham - lives about 10 minutes away from me. I'm sure I could hook you up with him if you wanted, Pickle, so he could get some lessons on being a completely deluded fantasist. watch?v=VxzlCdPxlYM
- Tue Aug 16, 2016 10:52 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Angry Trump fans make me laugh
- Replies: 39
- Views: 2991
Re: Angry Trump fans make me laugh
Read this. Immediately thought of 30 unemployable people on this forum who could do with a job at something they're experienced in.
http://www.politico.com/story/2016/08/h ... sky-227033
http://www.politico.com/story/2016/08/h ... sky-227033
- Tue Aug 09, 2016 11:19 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Pokemon Go
- Replies: 31
- Views: 2424
Re: Pokemon Go
I went on pokemongo.com and was really upset to discover it wasn't an interracial gay porn remake of Blazing Saddles.
Sincerely,
Pikkkle
Sincerely,
Pikkkle
- Tue Aug 09, 2016 11:15 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: CAPTION TIME!
- Replies: 17
- Views: 2141
Re: CAPTION TIME!
![Image](https://s31.postimg.org/srsj7wt8r/bill_and_bill.jpg)
CLINTON - "Pickkkle's a racist mong who puts up random photos of women on the internet in an attempt to hide the fact that likes black men to put the Gayness to his Anus, isn't he?"
COSBY - "Yes. Yes, he is."
- Tue Aug 09, 2016 10:41 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: ! It's time for a Queen of T1b - Submit Entries !
- Replies: 53
- Views: 3703
Re: It's time for a Queen of T1b - Submit Entries
Sincerely,The Big Pickle wrote:Find her and you find me. :)
Ted Bundy
- Fri Jul 08, 2016 6:48 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Favourite Bagpipe March
- Replies: 7
- Views: 1664
Re: Favourite Bagpipe March
Hang on...fucking bagpipes? Is this how low you people have sunk?
(actually, it's a vast improvement on fucking Rush)
(actually, it's a vast improvement on fucking Rush)
- Sat Jul 02, 2016 1:47 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Paging Euroclone
- Replies: 27
- Views: 3073
Re: Paging Euroclone
That's my back room. See the ornament of the Queen at the back? that's a teapot.
- Wed Jun 29, 2016 3:35 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Paging Euroclone
- Replies: 27
- Views: 3073
Re: Iceland
OK, let me try:
- Wed Jun 29, 2016 3:28 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Paging Euroclone
- Replies: 27
- Views: 3073
Re: Paging Euroclone
Mate, we invented racist fuckwittery. You're just dick-riding, again.
- Tue Jun 28, 2016 10:57 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Awesome soccer call.
- Replies: 13
- Views: 2316
Re: Awesome soccer call.
And this classic from a Norwegian commentator in 1981: 'Lord Nelson! Lord Beaverbrook! Sir Winston Churchill! Sir Anthony Eden! Clement Attlee! Henry Cooper! Lady Diana! Maggie Thatcher - can you hear me, Maggie Thatcher! Your boys took a hell of a beating! Your boys took a hell of a beating!' https...
- Tue Jun 28, 2016 10:52 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Awesome soccer call.
- Replies: 13
- Views: 2316
Re: Awesome soccer call.
This is better, even though it still hurts: He's going to pass it to Diego, there's Maradona with it, two men on him, Maradona steps on the ball, there goes down the right flank the genius of world football, he leaves the wing and he's going to pass it to Burruchaga... Still Maradona! Genius! Genius...
- Tue Jun 28, 2016 10:32 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Paging Euroclone
- Replies: 27
- Views: 3073
Re: Paging Euroclone
You love me. You really, really love me. I was toying with coming back here, y'know, but after that fucking referendum...how can I look down on Americans for being stupid bastards ever again? If you've got someone in your family that you need to marry off, get in touch. I need that Green Card. (and ...
Re: Iceland
Oh, and these people nail it:
https://www.theguardian.com/football/pi ... to-iceland
http://www.wsc.co.uk/forum-index/40-eur ... nd#1232409
https://www.theguardian.com/football/pi ... to-iceland
http://www.wsc.co.uk/forum-index/40-eur ... nd#1232409
Re: Iceland
I saw it coming. Iceland - organised, disciplined, unafraid, up for it. England - miserable shower of shit-scared, already-moneyed-and-gloried-up-to-fuck, useless arse-muppets. I spent the entire game whooping with glee at what unfolded. Fuck England. [youtube]www.youtube.com/watch?v=qe9klBNiTFc[/yo...
- Sun Jun 16, 2013 10:50 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Isle of Man TT Racing
- Replies: 35
- Views: 2937
Re: Isle of Man TT Racing
I went there, about a dozen or so years ago. What I can remember; 1. Sitting on said stone wall with a pint while said bikes were bombing past a couple of feet from you 2. Being on the track, in a car, on Mad Sunday (the day that the track is open to anyone, with no speed limit), hearing a motorbike...
- Thu Nov 08, 2012 11:05 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Objective Post Mortem
- Replies: 166
- Views: 8891
Re: Objective Post Mortem
Oh, shut up Derron, you worthless cunt. I've left things on tissues more intelligent than you. Hello, everyone, I just checked in to say I was thinking of all the pathetic right-wing wankstains who clog up this board the other night. Oh, and; http://dementedmole.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/nelson-mu...
- Sat Jun 26, 2010 12:32 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: United States vs England
- Replies: 157
- Views: 8553
Re: United States vs England
Beautiful. I will be more fucked off about the US losing to Ghana than I will about England losing to Germany.
This is the article that convinced me that proper football will not be denied in America;
http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2008 ... t.comment1
COME THE FUCK ON, YANKS
This is the article that convinced me that proper football will not be denied in America;
http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2008 ... t.comment1
COME THE FUCK ON, YANKS
- Thu Jun 24, 2010 7:14 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Tiebreaker? We don't need no stinking tiebreaker!
- Replies: 6
- Views: 1066
Re: Tiebreaker? We don't need no stinking tiebreaker!
And I bet it was still fucking boring.
- Thu Jun 24, 2010 1:07 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: United States vs England
- Replies: 157
- Views: 8553
Re: United States vs England
It's no thing, IF. I was telling anyone who'd listen that the US would top our group as soon as the draw was made. This is the worst England team I've ever seen, and your lot are no longer the rag-tag of naturalised chancers of yore. And this would have happened years ago if you weren't in the CONCA...
- Thu Jun 24, 2010 12:37 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: United States vs England
- Replies: 157
- Views: 8553
Re: United States vs England
After the games yesterday, I felt the queasy relief of someone lying in bed at 4.30am and being absolutely certain that the diarrhoea attacks were now over. And then I heard about the USA goal and went mental. Then I realised that we were doomed to be drawn against Germany. Whatever happens to the U...
- Fri Jun 18, 2010 10:37 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: United States vs England
- Replies: 157
- Views: 8553
Re: United States vs England
If you qualify and England don't, I will laugh and laugh and laugh. Fuck me, that was the worst England game I have ever seen in my life.
- Fri Jun 18, 2010 3:46 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: United States vs England
- Replies: 157
- Views: 8553
Re: United States vs England
Your boys are fucking good this year.
- Fri Jun 18, 2010 3:39 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: United States vs England
- Replies: 157
- Views: 8553
Re: United States vs England
Cheers, Yanks, but did you have to recreate Guantanamo Bay torture photos for your goal celebration?
- Fri Jun 18, 2010 3:05 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: United States vs England
- Replies: 157
- Views: 8553
Re: United States vs England
BLAT! DONOVAN!
- Fri Jun 18, 2010 2:58 pm
- Forum: Soccer
- Topic: World Cup 2010
- Replies: 54
- Views: 9289
Re: World Cup 2010
Fuck me, this is getting random as you like. England were supposed to be nailed on to avoid Spain, Argentina, Holland, Italy and Germany in the knockout stage. Now we're going to run into a big team early, if we get through.
This is my new bracket. Mental.
This is my new bracket. Mental.
- Fri Jun 18, 2010 2:45 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: United States vs England
- Replies: 157
- Views: 8553
Re: United States vs England
Pathetic little man. I've left more intelligent and original things on your mother's face. Mom smack. Great. The last time I get done fucking your mom in her other stinkhole, I whipped it out and shot a massive load into her colostomy bag. Which she then let marinate for 3 weeks before using it as ...
- Wed Jun 16, 2010 7:07 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: United States vs England
- Replies: 157
- Views: 8553
Re: United States vs England
Hey, Sakhah-haters: It's over . Not only does more of the world actually watch the Champions League final than flick over to see which octogenarian bands are playing the Super Bowl, but more Americans are watching an actual sport than witnessing the charade of inverted hoopla. Your link includes Un...
- Wed Jun 16, 2010 12:54 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: United States vs England
- Replies: 157
- Views: 8553
Re: United States vs England
Hey, Sakhah-haters: It's over . Not only does more of the world actually watch the Champions League final than flick over to see which octogenarian bands are playing the Super Bowl, but more Americans are watching an actual sport than witnessing the charade of inverted hoopla. I wish I had checked i...
- Sun Feb 28, 2010 11:49 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Bestest winter olympic sport.
- Replies: 337
- Views: 17302
Re: Bestest winter olympic sport.
Where do you think 'here' is, mong-boy?Screw_Michigan wrote:Doubt it, but thanks for the thought.Nishlord wrote:I bet there are more people watching this game here than the Super Bowl.
- Sun Feb 28, 2010 11:21 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Apparently smoking crack doesn't make you a better singer
- Replies: 28
- Views: 3632
Re: Apparently smoking crack doesn't make you a better singer
I'd have thought there would have been more love in this thread for someone who spent the day locked in the bathroom with a crack pipe and a dildo collection.
- Sun Feb 28, 2010 10:53 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Bestest winter olympic sport.
- Replies: 337
- Views: 17302
Re: Bestest winter olympic sport.
Cue lots of 'Who cares, it's hockey' posts.