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by Nishlord
Thu Oct 20, 2016 9:57 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Is Screwey full of shit or no?
Replies: 78
Views: 778

Re: Is Screwey full of shit or no?

Ah man, just heard that Roger is no more. Had many a chat on the phone back in the day (which usually ended up with him singing old cantor stuff). RACK THE SHRUBBER. (And Van's dead too?) Yes and fixed. Don't know about Val. Hang on...Van's dead? That's shit. Start taking care of yourselves, my Bro...
by Nishlord
Wed Oct 19, 2016 11:22 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Is Screwey full of shit or no?
Replies: 78
Views: 778

Re: Is Screwey full of shit or no?

Ah man, just heard that Roger is no more. Had many a chat on the phone back in the day (which usually ended up with him singing old cantor stuff). RACK THE SHRUBBER.

(And Val's dead too?)
by Nishlord
Fri Oct 14, 2016 7:43 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Wikileaks - Scalia was MURDERED!!!!
Replies: 21
Views: 236

Re: Wikileaks - Scalia was MURDERED!!!!

The Big Pickle wrote:Image
by Nishlord
Tue Oct 11, 2016 6:43 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Oooohhhh Noooooooo...........!!!
Replies: 9
Views: 127

Re: Oooohhhh Noooooooo...........!!!

Papa Willie wrote:Isn't it amazing to see what people will do and say for money?
Like actual jobs? Yeah, I can see you being amazed by that concept.
by Nishlord
Sun Oct 09, 2016 8:56 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Mentalists from your home town
Replies: 6
Views: 138

Re: Mentalists from your home town

I love that photo of me. Not as much as Pickle does, though.
by Nishlord
Sat Oct 08, 2016 8:36 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Speak up Trumpers
Replies: 120
Views: 920

Re: Speak up Trumpers

Indeed.

And right-wingers: this was the best person you could put up? Really?
by Nishlord
Sat Oct 08, 2016 7:50 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Speak up Trumpers
Replies: 120
Views: 920

Re: Speak up Trumpers

A question to all the Trump haters. Now that you are ready to kick the Donald to the curb, are you also ready to condemn JFK? The only difference between Jack and Donald, is that Jack did his womanizing after he became President, well, before as well. And he had a world class piece of ass and young...
by Nishlord
Sat Oct 08, 2016 7:39 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Mentalists from your home town
Replies: 6
Views: 138

Mentalists from your home town

This lad - who has spent £20,000 (which is, what, $17 or so nowadays) in an attempt to look like David Beckham - lives about 10 minutes away from me. I'm sure I could hook you up with him if you wanted, Pickle, so he could get some lessons on being a completely deluded fantasist. watch?v=VxzlCdPxlYM
by Nishlord
Tue Aug 16, 2016 7:52 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Angry Trump fans make me laugh
Replies: 39
Views: 577

Re: Angry Trump fans make me laugh

Read this. Immediately thought of 30 unemployable people on this forum who could do with a job at something they're experienced in.

http://www.politico.com/story/2016/08/h ... sky-227033
by Nishlord
Tue Aug 09, 2016 8:19 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Pokemon Go
Replies: 38
Views: 514

Re: Pokemon Go

I went on pokemongo.com and was really upset to discover it wasn't an interracial gay porn remake of Blazing Saddles.

Sincerely,
Pikkkle
by Nishlord
Tue Aug 09, 2016 8:15 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: CAPTION TIME!
Replies: 20
Views: 365

Re: CAPTION TIME!

Image

CLINTON - "Pickkkle's a racist mong who puts up random photos of women on the internet in an attempt to hide the fact that likes black men to put the Gayness to his Anus, isn't he?"

COSBY - "Yes. Yes, he is."
by Nishlord
Tue Aug 09, 2016 7:41 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: ! It's time for a Queen of T1b - Submit Entries !
Replies: 57
Views: 815

Re: It's time for a Queen of T1b - Submit Entries

The Big Pickle wrote:Find her and you find me. :)
Sincerely,
Ted Bundy
by Nishlord
Fri Jul 08, 2016 3:48 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Favourite Bagpipe March
Replies: 9
Views: 262

Re: Favourite Bagpipe March

Hang on...fucking bagpipes? Is this how low you people have sunk?

(actually, it's a vast improvement on fucking Rush)

by Nishlord
Fri Jul 01, 2016 10:47 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Paging Euroclone
Replies: 36
Views: 499

Re: Paging Euroclone

That's my back room. See the ornament of the Queen at the back? that's a teapot.
by Nishlord
Wed Jun 29, 2016 12:35 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Paging Euroclone
Replies: 36
Views: 499

Re: Paging Euroclone

by Nishlord
Wed Jun 29, 2016 12:31 pm
Forum: Soccer
Topic: Iceland
Replies: 21
Views: 553

Re: Iceland

OK, let me try:

by Nishlord
Wed Jun 29, 2016 12:28 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Paging Euroclone
Replies: 36
Views: 499

Re: Paging Euroclone

Mate, we invented racist fuckwittery. You're just dick-riding, again.
by Nishlord
Tue Jun 28, 2016 7:57 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Awesome soccer call.
Replies: 13
Views: 327

Re: Awesome soccer call.

And this classic from a Norwegian commentator in 1981: 'Lord Nelson! Lord Beaverbrook! Sir Winston Churchill! Sir Anthony Eden! Clement Attlee! Henry Cooper! Lady Diana! Maggie Thatcher - can you hear me, Maggie Thatcher! Your boys took a hell of a beating! Your boys took a hell of a beating!' https...
by Nishlord
Tue Jun 28, 2016 7:52 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Awesome soccer call.
Replies: 13
Views: 327

Re: Awesome soccer call.

This is better, even though it still hurts: He's going to pass it to Diego, there's Maradona with it, two men on him, Maradona steps on the ball, there goes down the right flank the genius of world football, he leaves the wing and he's going to pass it to Burruchaga... Still Maradona! Genius! Genius...
by Nishlord
Tue Jun 28, 2016 7:32 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Paging Euroclone
Replies: 36
Views: 499

Re: Paging Euroclone

You love me. You really, really love me. I was toying with coming back here, y'know, but after that fucking referendum...how can I look down on Americans for being stupid bastards ever again? If you've got someone in your family that you need to marry off, get in touch. I need that Green Card. (and ...
by Nishlord
Tue Jun 28, 2016 7:24 pm
Forum: Soccer
Topic: Iceland
Replies: 21
Views: 553

Re: Iceland

Shit, how do you put YouTube videos up again?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qe9klBNiTFc
by Nishlord
Tue Jun 28, 2016 7:22 pm
Forum: Soccer
Topic: Iceland
Replies: 21
Views: 553

Re: Iceland

I saw it coming. Iceland - organised, disciplined, unafraid, up for it. England - miserable shower of shit-scared, already-moneyed-and-gloried-up-to-fuck, useless arse-muppets. I spent the entire game whooping with glee at what unfolded. Fuck England. [youtube]www.youtube.com/watch?v=qe9klBNiTFc[/yo...
by Nishlord
Sun Jun 16, 2013 7:50 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Isle of Man TT Racing
Replies: 44
Views: 489

Re: Isle of Man TT Racing

I went there, about a dozen or so years ago. What I can remember; 1. Sitting on said stone wall with a pint while said bikes were bombing past a couple of feet from you 2. Being on the track, in a car, on Mad Sunday (the day that the track is open to anyone, with no speed limit), hearing a motorbike...
by Nishlord
Thu Nov 08, 2012 8:05 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Objective Post Mortem
Replies: 191
Views: 2003

Re: Objective Post Mortem

Oh, shut up Derron, you worthless cunt. I've left things on tissues more intelligent than you. Hello, everyone, I just checked in to say I was thinking of all the pathetic right-wing wankstains who clog up this board the other night. Oh, and; http://dementedmole.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/nelson-mu...
by Nishlord
Sat Jun 26, 2010 9:32 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: United States vs England
Replies: 174
Views: 2880

Re: United States vs England

Beautiful. I will be more fucked off about the US losing to Ghana than I will about England losing to Germany.

This is the article that convinced me that proper football will not be denied in America;
http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2008 ... t.comment1

COME THE FUCK ON, YANKS
by Nishlord
Thu Jun 24, 2010 4:14 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Tiebreaker? We don't need no stinking tiebreaker!
Replies: 6
Views: 306

Re: Tiebreaker? We don't need no stinking tiebreaker!

And I bet it was still fucking boring.
by Nishlord
Thu Jun 24, 2010 10:07 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: United States vs England
Replies: 174
Views: 2880

Re: United States vs England

It's no thing, IF. I was telling anyone who'd listen that the US would top our group as soon as the draw was made. This is the worst England team I've ever seen, and your lot are no longer the rag-tag of naturalised chancers of yore. And this would have happened years ago if you weren't in the CONCA...
by Nishlord
Thu Jun 24, 2010 9:37 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: United States vs England
Replies: 174
Views: 2880

Re: United States vs England

After the games yesterday, I felt the queasy relief of someone lying in bed at 4.30am and being absolutely certain that the diarrhoea attacks were now over. And then I heard about the USA goal and went mental. Then I realised that we were doomed to be drawn against Germany. Whatever happens to the U...
by Nishlord
Fri Jun 18, 2010 7:37 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: United States vs England
Replies: 174
Views: 2880

Re: United States vs England

If you qualify and England don't, I will laugh and laugh and laugh. Fuck me, that was the worst England game I have ever seen in my life.
by Nishlord
Fri Jun 18, 2010 12:46 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: United States vs England
Replies: 174
Views: 2880

Re: United States vs England

Your boys are fucking good this year.
by Nishlord
Fri Jun 18, 2010 12:39 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: United States vs England
Replies: 174
Views: 2880

Re: United States vs England

Cheers, Yanks, but did you have to recreate Guantanamo Bay torture photos for your goal celebration?
by Nishlord
Fri Jun 18, 2010 12:05 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: United States vs England
Replies: 174
Views: 2880

Re: United States vs England

BLAT! DONOVAN!
by Nishlord
Fri Jun 18, 2010 11:58 am
Forum: Soccer
Topic: World Cup 2010
Replies: 54
Views: 1759

Re: World Cup 2010

Fuck me, this is getting random as you like. England were supposed to be nailed on to avoid Spain, Argentina, Holland, Italy and Germany in the knockout stage. Now we're going to run into a big team early, if we get through.

This is my new bracket. Mental.
by Nishlord
Fri Jun 18, 2010 11:45 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: United States vs England
Replies: 174
Views: 2880

Re: United States vs England

Pathetic little man. I've left more intelligent and original things on your mother's face. Mom smack. Great. The last time I get done fucking your mom in her other stinkhole, I whipped it out and shot a massive load into her colostomy bag. Which she then let marinate for 3 weeks before using it as ...
by Nishlord
Wed Jun 16, 2010 4:07 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: United States vs England
Replies: 174
Views: 2880

Re: United States vs England

Hey, Sakhah-haters: It's over . Not only does more of the world actually watch the Champions League final than flick over to see which octogenarian bands are playing the Super Bowl, but more Americans are watching an actual sport than witnessing the charade of inverted hoopla. Your link includes Un...
by Nishlord
Wed Jun 16, 2010 9:54 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: United States vs England
Replies: 174
Views: 2880

Re: United States vs England

Hey, Sakhah-haters: It's over . Not only does more of the world actually watch the Champions League final than flick over to see which octogenarian bands are playing the Super Bowl, but more Americans are watching an actual sport than witnessing the charade of inverted hoopla. I wish I had checked i...
by Nishlord
Sun Feb 28, 2010 8:49 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Bestest winter olympic sport.
Replies: 362
Views: 4393

Re: Bestest winter olympic sport.

Screw_Michigan wrote:
Nishlord wrote:I bet there are more people watching this game here than the Super Bowl.
Doubt it, but thanks for the thought.
Where do you think 'here' is, mong-boy?
by Nishlord
Sun Feb 28, 2010 8:21 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Apparently smoking crack doesn't make you a better singer
Replies: 29
Views: 888

Re: Apparently smoking crack doesn't make you a better singer

I'd have thought there would have been more love in this thread for someone who spent the day locked in the bathroom with a crack pipe and a dildo collection.
by Nishlord
Sun Feb 28, 2010 7:53 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Bestest winter olympic sport.
Replies: 362
Views: 4393

Re: Bestest winter olympic sport.

Cue lots of 'Who cares, it's hockey' posts.