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What's going on here?

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What's going on here?

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So, to summarize; you had to make a separate pie for your wife, and you're a full-grown man wearing a jersey. Interesting, really.

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RACK the noble general. Fucking beautiful.

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PSUFAN wrote:Salad Tosser isn't the story-telling entertainer he once was.

Like Mario Mendoza critiquing the swing of Ted Williams, this is.

Go rub some more pine tar in your drawers, stinky.

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Can I bring it, or can I bring it. It's threads like this that internet dreams are made of.

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Dinsdale and some other people who I can't remember right now. Not Kevnick.

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I'm a man ........... I'm 40. However, I look like I'm 30 and I have the penis of an infant.

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nwstorm
Harsh

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RACK that bbqjones guy.

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I have no idea where to even start RACKing this thread.

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"Damn. Dey was 'posed ta be parachitin' dem big white bitches in by now."

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That link works about as well as your appetite restraint, ya fat fuck.

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You've been played, dude. Sorry you had to find out this way. Story of my life, brother ........... story of my life. You spend six months PMing dozens of inadequate cock pics, e-greeting cards, baking recipies, poems about making love in the butt, really cool youtube links, updated spreadsheet inf...

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cinderella_undercover wrote:a joke

:?

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I have a long, drawn-out opinion on this, but I'm short on time.

In short, a postponement is cool by me, under the circumstances. My .02.

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Biggie wrote:Conduct is AWOL.

A Whale On Land? :?

[/softball]

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Mace wrote:Props to everyone in the Elite Eight.....great job by all. It was funny and entertaining.

Absolutely. I enjoyed the fuck out of that. Excellent message boarding taking place. RACK all of them.

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Thank God we don't have that sweet ass karma point thingy here.

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I just posted the results over at stucknut if anyone's interested.

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Mo, I ain't so sure that thing ain't a dude, bro. If it weren't, well, ya, fucking hot.

Ah, who the fuck am I trying to kid. It's smokin', dog.

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Fuck Biggie.

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I actually don't have a problem with #2.

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Boy, thank God it's not Christmas season.

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Dog wrote:Really, no sweat off my back.

Obviously.

Oh, and, "no takes off my keyboard" would have also been accepted.

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I'll go on record as saying I PMed Biggie like a little faggot and raised the suggestion that Dog should possibly be tossed from this competition like a Brontosaurus bone at a KC mini stop.

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RACK c_u. Awesome.

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RevLimiter wrote:Lighten up, Francis.

We agree.

Sin,

the seven emoticons in your sig

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? What a cluster fuck this whole thing is. People signing up then dropping out, trolls being allowed entry, judges not posting picks in an even REMOTELY timely fashion, and now judges actually posting in the Peanut Gallery threads. Jesus, the fuck? Maybe nobody understands or remembers that many of ...

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Wonderful, wonderful work.

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Diogenes wrote:But nwstorm totally blew.

If you recognize him as a troll, you would appreciate his genius. Dude, he was magic.

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I'm having an old school moment all of a sudden. Nobody will remember this, but in like 2002, I promoted a "Friday Night Tard Fight." It was a 4-way round-robbin between Netboy Reid, Ripper, nwstorm and Raider Fan. Fuck. It was what internet dreams were made of. Raider Fan wasn't a troll, ...

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KC Scott wrote:
smackaholic wrote:
R-Jack vs. Kid Nashville This one will be called early when the mercy rule goes into effect. R-Jack +37 1/2

Charles De Mar vs. Jay in Phoenix Jay +17 1/2
You don't have any clue how point spreads work, do you?

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Stick with dirty ...... it works for you.

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dots, sucking his proverbial e-dick will get you nowhere. I did it for years, and all I got was a sore throat, a yeast infection, a jaw condition and a lousy t-shirt. He's like that one house that nobody trick-or-treats at. Just don't.

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PSUFAN wrote:

(l-r; me, c_u)

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Sup, Dins? Are you in this thing, or did you decide that a life of killing people from the peanut gallery threads would suit your interests better? If you ARE in, not to give my hand away, but half your cock is already in my mouth in anticipation of voting day.

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Dinsdale wrote:A smackoff between the judges would be infinitely more entertaining-btw.

I'm guessing I could hold my own until the semi's, and then probably still squeak past Cuda's ctrl button. Oh, but in the finals, I would willfully play the part of asphalt to Biggie's Mrs. Rumplemass' clogs.

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:wavesuncomfortably:

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Sweet Jesus. Fucking RACK.

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