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Pretty sweet field so far.

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Did your fingers actually touch a keyboard and make that?

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War Wagon wrote:Sure thing, Goober McTunaCasserole

Did your fingers actually touch a keyboard and make that?

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Me, sugartits? :?

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Are you tr00ling me, or are you like really in charge of this? Are you like the Magicat here, dog? This matter is closed per my previous communication. Feel free to participate, or preferably observe, the proceedings and enjoy your stay at The One Board. Oh, so you're more like TheArtist of this pl...

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RACK Yosh. Straight, motherfucking cash, this one.

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I'm not gonna dance for you, guy. I'm fucking SaladTosser. That's all well and good, but for all we know you could be Salad Shooter, Salad Bar or Roseanne Barr. Judging requires cognitive reasoning, cooperation and a certain adherence to basic rules and guidlines. Thus far you have exhibited none o...

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Mr. Tosser, Although you did not see fit to comply with the application process, the review committee will consider the recommendation made by The troll formerly known as HillBilly Jim. Judgement of smack is highly subjective. As such, we need an example of something you find humor in. Please provi...

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cinderella_undercover wrote:I'll hide myself in a fucking salad, if I have to.

Fucking awesome.

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OK, so, I started this totally sweet poll at MAG7 to see if they were cool with me being a judge. Everyone there voted, and here are the results ............ Yes 7 No 4 Actually, it was like 7 - 1, and then within a minute it went to 7 - 4. I THINK someone may have used "trolls" to vote. G...

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I didn't mean to toss my hat in the ring as a representative of this board in particular. I didn't know it worked that way. I would be happy to represent MAG7, as that is where I'm like totally epic a few times a month. I'll go post there and ask those cats if they're cool with it, and then I'll com...

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Ummmm, I totally knew that. Reversed?

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Smackie Chan wrote:With that in mind, I wholeheartedly endorse ST as a judge, 'specially if that means he'll drop by more often.

Wow, thanks, Smackie. I honestly had no idea you e-cared. Thanks, seriously.

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Tom, holy moly, your endorsement has left me speechless, man. Thanks. http://www.foxnews.com/photoessay/photoessay_3152_images/0122080937_M_011808_winehouse.jpg Oh, and for the record, I would fuck that 8 ways til Sunday. That thing is a solid 5.8 on my 1-10. Condom? Nope. Ass eating? Plenty, and mo...

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WAR MAG7 being represented. [spoiler]Nic will drop a sexy dance video on some fool for a one-punch knockout.[/spoiler]

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Sheesh. I'm a poptart fan, idiot. I was just being silly.

I'm not going to take this lying down. Fucking bullshit.

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poptart wrote:You'll be judging a smackoff, not a suckoff.

In your case, there's a difference?

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Papa Willie wrote:You're a dick licking pussy. Go fuck a pod full of cancer.

Whoaaaaa .............. slow down there, big shooter. The actual contest doesn't start until February. I'd hate to see you go wastin' the good stuff before it even starts.

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I pretty much read most of the boards, and I'm like totally unbiased and fair. I have the time to dedicate to the job, and would be honored if chosen. Plus, I kinda already told my mom that I was selected for this and she baked me a cake.

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Bwah! That site is fucking solid.

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anatomy Funny you should use that term. You are the dude who's spouse has cornered the market on anatomy, correct? Fuck, dude, I don't even post here and I'm aware of the vastness that is Mrs. Foreskin. Oh, don't get me wrong, I'd fuck her. She could be the poster monster of all that is big and oh ...

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dinsdale and the 3 other people here who are worth a shit. Oh, and the reindeer.

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Jay in Phoenix wrote:Yep David, there's been a lot of history there. Nice to see you pop up...so to speak...every now and then.

Now make it more often, and it is allllll good.

And p.m. a brother every now and then dammit. :P

I don't know if I've ever read anything that gay before.

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Just stopping by to say that, in all honesty, this may be my most favorite thread on all of the internet. RACK each and every one of you who brought it. Too many to name. Special shout out to the wytches. Goddamn, this is what keeps me dumping $4.39 through Western Union to Biggie on the 3rd of each...

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ST is a poster that many of us have enjoyed. For reasons he seems unwilling to explain, he has lost his touch in crafting the funnay. This is a disappointing development, but not totally unexpected. This is a man who has explored his "options" with male enhancement products. He clearly ha...

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No. No I do not. The internet has ruined my life. I find this to be common knowledge at this point. I now enjoy reading WWII romance novels, gardening and performing as a clown at retirement homes on Tuesdays.

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Luther wrote:I'll see you at the 6th month mark for another update.

Hopefully, by then, you will have fallen victim to your own creation.

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I know that's a strong statement, but this shit puts Tub Girl to shame. Watch the entire clip to ensure you enjoy the $$$ shot.

Kooky Pussy

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Tom In VA wrote:I'm hoping this will inspire the re-emergence of "Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer Troll". One of my favs.

I just tried to log in with that shit troll. Forgot the password.

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You should probably stop trying to search OCmike+quality takes+decent threads.

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You are one silly black person, dude.

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[Rootbeer]

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Why are you guys like all ganging up on me and stuff? I'm just a simple cave man.

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Dinsdale wrote:Sweet article, GlassDickTosser.

If I ever see you in real life, I will not pull your hair out.

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Imus isn’t the real bad guy Instead of wasting time on irrelevant shock jock, black leaders need to be fighting a growing gangster culture. JASON WHITLOCK Thank you, Don Imus. You’ve given us (black people) an excuse to avoid our real problem. You’ve given Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson another oppo...

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Two of my favorite lyrics ................. Oh yeah! In France, a skinny man died of a BIG disease with a little name By chance his girlfriend came across a needle and soon she did the same At home there are 17-year-old boys and their idea of fun Is being in a gang called The Disciples High on crack...

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Every morning, when I awake, I thank the sweet Baby Jesus that my area is not on the list of tour cities. I can't wait to read the detailed stories of your collective carnage.

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Dude, by my own admission, I am not a music officianado. However, I do know enough about music to know and appreciate Prince's genius Princess isnt a fucking genius. Period. He's at best a middle of the pack player at every instrument he's picked up, and simply combined that with catchy pop songwri...

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What makes John Lennon a genius, and Prince not? That is a serious question. Like I said, I am not a huge music guy, and I am not trolling. For the past 25 years, I have grown to appreciate Prince and his music. I read a lot of articles written about him because I find him interesting. In all seriou...

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