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Curious, Jess - Was that 30 lb fish able to overpower the stench of Blondibabe's snatch?

Fucking fabulous work here.

PSUFAN wrote:Maybe, if folks don't want to be smacked

I haven't been on the boards in awhile. Would you be so kind as to point out the smack in this thread to which you refer?

One thing about you Salad is that you are a decent story teller, but a lame smacker. Actually, I'm a very good story teller, and a hoooooooooooooorrrrible smacker. Just not my style. I'm too friendly and good-natured. Hall of Fame, Heavy Hitter smackers such as yourself are far better at regergitat...

Well, this has been about as much fun as I anticipated my visit to your "smack board" would be. You got me. Calling me a puppy hurt, and the jab about me letting my mom scratch my back was just to much. Color me ran, plungered, buttfucked in the mouth, owned and all that stuff. Carry on, a...

Hey puppy...so dropping down an opinion is an attempt at board cred? This is exactly what I was saying...I reacted to what you posted, and you act like I forget to sandpaper the plunger handle before insertion or something. Do you need to be let outside for a bit? The next time you insert a plunger...

Mostly, though, stop whining like a bored little puppy. Interesting. I really don't recall whining. I was simply sharing an opinion. Funny how admin-types, such as yourself, think that by merely owning a set of keys to the place gives you some level of superior board-cred. To me, you're nothing mor...

Luth, after my first read of your post, I thought you were attempting to smack me. I reread it, and now I apologize for my initial thoughts of running you from the entire internet.

Dins, I so hope you still go large. I love you.

I like General Peter's idea. Then again, I've always been a fan. Me, too. Thanks for all gettin' my back and stuff. GP gets a bad rap, but that dude is probably one of the most talented message board posters to ever grace the internet. Shocking how he's become a punching bag of sorts over the last ...

I would like to officially go on record as being of the opinion that ALL of these boards now suck. There used to be some semblance of a medium between the sophomoric idiocy and the overly serious. Now that the boards have all found their own separate niche and following, they are each dreadfully pre...

Roofer wrote: I celebrate with tears for those who've given their lives for me and my family.

I call bullshit.

I just hit F5 like twelve times and nothing happened.

I think we're all good.

In no particular order ......................

Moorese
Dinsdale
General Peters
Fatsak
EM
Bace
Proper Tool
[edit]Euro[/edit]

What's going on here?

I've been using this recipe for the last few months. It's a bit time-consuming, but it's nails. The meatball recipe is also excellent.


http://www.spaghettisauceandmeatballs.com

IndyFrisco - not sure how deep you wanna delve into Indian food, how varied your palate is, but if it's adventurous at all, pass up the common ones, (generic curries and the like, most people, restaurants even don't have a clue what they're doing) and aim for a place where Indian senior citizens ar...

Moorese, if you were a woman, I'd seriously suck your dick, dude. You are everything I had ever hoped for in an internet message board aquaintance. I think I've fallen in love with you in a nongay way. Seriously.

RACK the fuck out of this thread.

Goddamn, 88. Fuck, dude.


Fanfuckingtastic. RACK the everlivingmotherfuck out of that effort, friend. There are so many gems in that post that I don't even know where to start. Excellently done.


RACK it!!!

I usually nailed them again, in the light of day, not so much out of pity but out of courtesy and convenience. Friend, this is the part that warmed my heart and brought a tear to my eye. I was actually thinking about this same thing a day or so ago. I've been meaning to post a discussion on "M...

11:17, and no update?

Please tell us you didn't spend the first hour getting to know her over a few frozen Daquaris. I sure as hell hope you've just been tied up in the shower for a half hour trying to was her shit off your crank.

Call me crazy, but I'll take a fat trailer bitch over a hooker any day. The day I gotta start paying for it, well.....I dunno what I'll do, but it'll be something drastic. Maybe start using deodorant, or something. Not down with the hookers. That said, do they charge extra to fuck them in the poope...

!zzubevol wrote:this thread is completely crazy.

If your right index finger could hit me as often as it unnecessarily hits the submit button up in this motherfucker, we'd never need to leave the house, baby.

Sincerely,

your clit





fucking awful

I guess I was about 12 when my best friend and I convinced the 8-year-old, mentally-challenged neighbor that we'd give him 10 bucks if he would dip a chunk of pine bark into a glass jar full of our piss and then eat it. Needless to say, he did, and we ran without paying him shit. Even though I look ...

IndyFrisco wrote:Never tried anything other than alcohol and tobacco. I’m pretty boring, I guess.

^^^^^^^^^ IN

Take a look in the fucking mirror, Burnout. There's a reason some other dude is fucking your wife in front of you. There's a reason your kids are being shuttled from one trailer to another. There's a reason your teeth are falling out one after another while your gums rot like yesterdays meatloaf. O...

i dont know if it's that or the dialisys but my roommate sometimes goes into cursing fits like he just starts saying "fuckers" and "I can't believe this shit" and then sometimes he's crying or moaning. Jess rooms with Netboy Reid? Oh, the fucking possibilities.....................

You can tell you're truly getting old, when you're mature enough to admit that pretty much none of those chicks you banged "back in the day" were any good. Dins, you've either got me figured totally wrong, or you're just trying to protect me from embarrassment. See, here's the thing, I kn...

Thanks, friend. Suck my dick, and I'll go as a Packer.

We should pound shots of Goldshlager together and talk about our experiences with fat skanks and then line up our cocks side by side and Rack each other for the amount of heftyass pussy and ass we've taken to the woodshed. Ya The day the rest of these fuckers realize that it's "all about the f...

I'm not fat. Sorry, dude. You just sound fat in your posts. I really don't know you, so I apologize for calling you a "fat, hairy fuck." I guess I was just bent that I took a half hour to drunkenly type an old, shitty story, and you came right out of the box and called it shit. We're cool...

Roger_the_Shrubber wrote:

SaladTosser wrote:Please feel free to.....forget that day.

A good summary.

Is that the equivelant to a "thumbs down," you fat, hairy fuck?

Please feel free to post your favorite "Where the fuck am I, and how the fuck did I get here?" story. Here's mine .............. In 1992, I was working as an intern in Chattanooga, TN. The pay was shit, but the opportunity was worth it. I was just out of college, yet still in college mode....