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Some bad things happened here.

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Oh, brother. Prime and Bace, the metrosexual alliance, are wreaking havoc on this place already. Hold on to your pocket protector everyone. I think these guys really mean business.

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Bizzarofelice wrote:drives Luther to Taco Bell, gets him hopped up on beans and cheese, and positions itself under his dangly old man balls with a lighter for 5 hours.

Keep attempting to mock this forum, and there's a 10:1 chance that you might get smacked.

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Welcome aboard, old-school troll. We certainly hope you enjoy your stay here, however we ask that you refrain from touching Elvis Monster and that you please post a picture of your tits. Once again, welcome.

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"Liar Girl" Yeah, that's pretty much over btw. You idiot. When she told you she hated your new beard, the extra space between your eyebrows and hairline, and your bushy taint, you forgot that she's "liar" girl. So, that means that she really likes your new beard, the extra space...

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Effort - F
Originality - C+
nwstorm reference - B+

Edit: After talking to ST, he advised that I could change the Originality score from an F to a C+.

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PSUFAN wrote:I'd prefer a slope in my forehead. I could get strippers to grind their pussies on it and stuff.

Dude, it's kinda rude to come into EM's thread and run smack on him. This forum isn't like that.

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Dinsdale wrote:For myself, I prefer music.

Says dude who gathers around a campfire to smoke pot with his granola buddies while listening to Gordon Lightfoot.

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adam-$300 wrote:

RACK ALL Larry David resets.

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Blitzen wrote:Me & Eric B and a nice big plate of fish...which is my favorite dish

FTFYYSFR

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In the 80's and early 90's, I was down like Bace. I had ALL the rap vinyl. Now, my CD collection consists of Country, every single Prince release, and this ........................

Best. Ever.

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No, but I would pay good pretend money to anyone who could find it for me.

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I'm not banned anywhere. I have no problem with Cinder. She seems like a nice person from best I can tell. This is a smack board. You are unreadable. I'm glad to see ElvisMonster around.

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Cinder wrote:I am really having no trouble or pain swallowing

Sorry, I lost it right here.

Were you saying something?

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Random streams of meaningless thought are always welcome and accepted here. Welcome aboard our cozy little vessel, matey!

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Who looks stupid now, cunt? Goddamn, you have no concept of what it's like to actually think before opening your Dorito cruncher. Fuck, you're an idiot.

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pron wrote:an act of self-love

RACK it.

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The Viper wrote:*yawn*

next...

[taking cover]I would have advised against that.[/taking cover]

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Cicero wrote:I got my g/f earrings this year and we have been together 8 months.

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Why did you create a troll to start this thread? I don't know if I should RACK you or laugh at you for realizing in advance how fucking gay this thread was going to be.

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I'm pretty sure it's allowed in here. ST quit drinkin, but he didn't say anything about laying off tree. Never even tried it, to be honest. I'm now just high on life and The Baby Jesus. As for an election, I think it's a wonderful idea, Fatsak. My first suggestion would be to contact nwstorm about ...

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ElvisMonster wrote:1 - 1½ cases? Zrsly?

Ya. Usually at least a 30-pack of Milwaukees Best Light. RACK me.

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Over in the new forum, I'm giving out commemorative Atomic Punk Bobble Eye Dolls to the first 23 visitors. I could prolly snag you an extra if you want.

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I've been waiting over a week for this story. Who the fuck are you? J.K. Rowling? I'll save you from having to search for the other 14 times I've posted this ........................................... 1 - 1 1/2 cases of beer per day feeling like shit bleeding from my anus hole Oh, and my doctor to...

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Oh noes.

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Bizzarofelice wrote:
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Bizzarofelice wrote:18 year old me could dunk.
How tall are you?*
6'4''

That's totally sweet.

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Bizzarofelice wrote:18 year old me could dunk.

How tall are you?*

*not trying to turn this into a dating forum

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Congrats on the new job! Is this why we have seen the return? Not really. I just kinda got the itch again for the moment. I'm still not nearly as entertained by all of this as I used to be but several folks, including you, keep me reading. :hug: M2, of course I approve of blow jobs and vodka shots....

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since I no longer drink alcohol Sorry to go sidebar on you, but what's that all about? Explained somewhere in another thread I believe, but I retired on January 18th of this year (sans about 7 random beers in the last two months and one Saturday afternoon when I fought with my girlfriend and went b...

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Current day you vs. 18-year-old you - and what would the score be in a game to 11? I believe the 18-year-old me would school the current day me to the tune of 11 - 4. Most likely, it would be ugly by all accounts, but I'v gotta think I could still hit one or two long-range jumpers, and then score a ...

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I was glancing through Craig's List, and reading profile after profile of whores who were just looking to hook up and be naughty. So, after working here for 7 months, I decided to snap one off for the first time. The bathroom is not very jerk-friendly, as it has 4 stalls, 4 urinals, and a good amoun...

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So far, you handle Bace and I'll take care of M2. I figure I'll get him drunk on vodka and lick on one of his wind chimes for a couple of minutes. He'll never know the difference.

By the way, make sure you check Bace's cock for traces of fecal matter, first. Just trying to help a friend out.

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one post from Bace. Current Risk / Reward Ratio = -14.

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His shift ends at noon on Tuesdays. Usually, he grabs a pack of smokes, a sixer of Bud tall boys and a couple of scratch offs on the way home. After a quick nap, he's usually here around 1:00 or so. Should be epic.

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Slow day in O-HI-O ??? Dude, you are just a fucking moron. No need to run any homo smack or wind chime smack on you. You completely and thoroughly kick your own ass with each and every submit-click. I really hope, for your sake, that you ARE on a constant vodka binge as you say you are. That would ...

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One user in this thread resembles the water boy entering the Chargers huddle during a timeout.

Oh, and one user in this thread is all like "What's an MPC Cone?"

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And yet another user in this thread is considering taking Enzyte again because the user's significant other used to be all like "Enzyte is WAR."

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One user in this thread is wondering if another user in this thread is referring to himself or another user in this thread when referencing Enzyte Terrors.

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One user in this thread has two too many bututons undone on his shirt. sayin', friend.

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