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Van wrote:Is he going to run me in for having a Joe Bonamassa CD?

I thought we've been through this...

There is a god, dudes. You're lookin' at him. In the tomb, I tore through scales and shattered that rock to rubble. Then I ascended into the heavens, greasy hair a-breezin' in the wind, soloing passionately upward and upward.

Smackie Chan wrote:Yeah, he'd be the Paula Abdul to your Simon Cowell.

l to r: van
not pictured: my ridiculously huge package

Smackie Chan wrote:bust his cherry.

Too late. Sorry, dudes.

Honestly, dudes, I hardly even like music. I just play because I'm so disgustingly GOOD.

Dude , you need to be urinated on by Keith Moon

Yeah, we need to party soon. Our shit will be OFF THE HOOK.

Dude...you guys took this thread and OWNED it. Rock on, my brothahs.

That ain't a wind machine, brotha.



That's just the coolness blowin through my hair when I get freaky with the frets.

You don't have to yell at me, asshole.

By the way - who has a better chance at that babe in your avatar...you or me?


Yeah, you know it.

Hey man - I was told you guys are talkin' shit on this board - callin' me a homo, postin' some SICK shit here. Fuckin' step back, man.

I'm off to slap out a few 'gasms on my girl's love fret...when I check back here, I don't want to SEE any more of this stuff, ok?

We cool.