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by Derron
Mon Apr 17, 2006 11:38 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Pot House Lights up.
Replies: 11
Views: 1316

The CO 2 works both ways. Bring the co2 levels up and the plants do better, or so I have heard. You could always wire in temp sensor that would release a full blast of carbon dixoide and take care of the fire for you. Back in the decadant early 80's, I was a volunteer firefighter. This dudes house c...
by Derron
Fri Apr 14, 2006 10:08 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I know you're going to pile on me for this but bear w/me
Replies: 6
Views: 698

t's literally unreadable.
Ohhh... a lot like this one then ??
by Derron
Fri Apr 14, 2006 7:15 pm
Forum: Golf
Topic: VP of the CC
Replies: 51
Views: 2647

Don't know if you've ever come across a guide named Donny Morrison...great big black guy Cocksucker. He barged his way in with that fucking sled to that public dock at Nehalem on Hwy 101 by the bridge. Cut me off, and sent a wake that knocked my fucking boat around. The OL was driving and I was try...
by Derron
Fri Apr 14, 2006 7:03 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Jordan and Israel or BUST
Replies: 224
Views: 17326

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Bitterman Arab raghead fuck on the cunt rag.
by Derron
Fri Apr 14, 2006 4:58 pm
Forum: Bitter_Pittsburgher music forum
Topic: Question for music aficionados
Replies: 15
Views: 784

The current set of indie/pop bands aren't really an area of interest for me, but more of a pest. Just taking up and wasting perfectly good club space. Like the youth market drives the industry. They are too fucking stupid to know good music / artist's if it smacked them in their metal studded grill...
by Derron
Fri Apr 14, 2006 4:55 pm
Forum: Bitter_Pittsburgher music forum
Topic: Really Cool Songs thread
Replies: 47
Views: 2384

The Alabama Song - The Doors
by Derron
Fri Apr 14, 2006 4:51 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Happy New year....
Replies: 11
Views: 621

I will make sure I remember a couple of friends who those slope headed dinks killed in Vietnam.

Fuck them. Kill a gook..save a dog.
by Derron
Fri Apr 14, 2006 4:49 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: MACE??
Replies: 8
Views: 875

My same thought when I saw that on Yahoo this morning.

Mace may have been throwing some of those degenerates he watches over out as offereings for the tornado gods.

Or he went to the shower rod as the sheep herds were launched into orbit.
by Derron
Fri Apr 14, 2006 4:19 pm
Forum: Golf
Topic: VP of the CC
Replies: 51
Views: 2647

No... the Kilches is way better than the Trask. The annual gun battles at the Hospital Hole are legendary and true. I have seen dudes start popping 44's into the hole just like a bunch of jungle monkeys.....homie don't play that game . The lower Wilson can be just as bad when them mother fucking gui...
by Derron
Fri Apr 14, 2006 1:36 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Jew boy selling Iraqi dinars short on E Bay - Buy up clones
Replies: 8
Views: 455

Hmmmm... listing removed ???

Maybe something to do with the legitamacy of the offer ??

Not like there's any fraud on E Bay......Maybe they were informed they may be a party to wire fraud ??
by Derron
Fri Apr 14, 2006 12:12 am
Forum: Golf
Topic: VP of the CC
Replies: 51
Views: 2647

It was on the east side. It stayed a tad bit dryer than Neskowin did, but when you have about 5 to 6 months to make your jack for the year, its hard. Springwater is one of those courses where they just laid out some tee boxes, some greens and basically said fuck it on any dirt work for fairways. Wal...
by Derron
Thu Apr 13, 2006 3:16 am
Forum: Golf
Topic: VP of the CC
Replies: 51
Views: 2647

Hey Dins... you ever play a course called Hawk Creek?? Just outside Neskowin on 101. Well too late now they sold it and closed it for land development and it was possibly the worst course in Oregon, outside of one outside of Grants Pass. Any how, Neskowin Golf Course was still a fucking swamp, no on...
by Derron
Thu Apr 13, 2006 3:06 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Pile on Cicero Thread
Replies: 103
Views: 4379

The tragic irony of this situation is that Cicero isn't really a big fan of minorities.
Strange... I always thought that the homosexual fags thought themselves in the minority....or maybe just tards who get their nuts kicked in on lame ass message boards ??
by Derron
Thu Apr 13, 2006 3:05 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Pile on Cicero Thread
Replies: 103
Views: 4379

That hurt.

I quit.
That means never come the fuck back here again you bleeding cunt.
by Derron
Wed Apr 12, 2006 8:03 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I just got over, again.
Replies: 14
Views: 1121

Yeah well Death you ain't that fucking smart... because those Iraqi bitches spewed out of their vile cunts another 40 kids in the same time frame.

Mix in mass casulties and you might make a dent.
by Derron
Wed Apr 12, 2006 2:26 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Pile on Cicero Thread
Replies: 103
Views: 4379

This "take" exemplifies a much more significant problem from which you suffer. You see, you're just not what could be considered a "big picture" kinda guy. You tend to look at your tendencies individually, rather than as a whole. Sure, your smack isn't fresh. But that in and of ...
by Derron
Wed Apr 12, 2006 2:05 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Jew boy selling Iraqi dinars short on E Bay - Buy up clones
Replies: 8
Views: 455

Jew boy selling Iraqi dinars short on E Bay - Buy up clones

Best investment for you idiots in a long time. Don't let this pass you by.....


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by Derron
Tue Apr 11, 2006 1:36 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Nominations for Baddest MFer on Earth Are Now Closed.
Replies: 19
Views: 1304

... liberal biased media. Tell a lie enough times... Now go fuck yourself tard. Ahhh.... I see I posted one of the cue phrases that makes the monkeys pickup a pile of their own shit and start throwing it around. Watch the media much??? Of course since you a low life scum sucking, no morals required...
by Derron
Mon Apr 10, 2006 10:19 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Springsteen
Replies: 21
Views: 1064

I just wanna know when it became a requirement for a musician, or any artist for that matter, to maintain some particular style in perpetuity.
Only if the bloody imbicles want to listen to the same thing the same way.

Sincerely,

Eric Clapton,
David Bowie
Sting and Paul Rogers
by Derron
Mon Apr 10, 2006 12:52 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Nominations for Baddest MFer on Earth Are Now Closed.
Replies: 19
Views: 1304

Listen to the service men and women coming back from Iraq if you want the real story, not the spewing of a liberal biased media. I spent part of yesterday afternoon at a welcome home party for a young man home on mid deployment leave. I heard his stories and saw his pictures. He is a machine gunner ...
by Derron
Fri Apr 07, 2006 5:25 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Anybody know about knees?
Replies: 31
Views: 1888

Impact sports such as basketball, running etc are the worst thing for knees. You likely have agravated the bursa which provides cushioning, (cartilage), and if you play hoops a lot, probably got some floaters in there. Probably should go see the orthopedic butcher...eerrrrrr Doctor. He may need to d...
by Derron
Fri Apr 07, 2006 12:38 am
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Jordan and Israel or BUST
Replies: 224
Views: 17326

e said that after I left, that the unibrow known as Stan had said, "Does anybody buy that story?" I guess the others jumped his statement with corroboration stories and the goobermanchild finally shut his mouth. Hmmm.... I say at the next group meeting or gathering or funeral or whatever,...
by Derron
Thu Apr 06, 2006 10:09 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Hey Guideo..let's whack somebody after shift.....
Replies: 14
Views: 923

C'mon...she gets elected to the State Legislature while torching the glass and fucking the Mexican janitor? Ya gots to represent ALL your constituents...right ?? Biggest fucking whore in the history of American politics. I am sure there are a couple of others who fucked their way to where they were...
by Derron
Thu Apr 06, 2006 9:43 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Jordan and Israel or BUST
Replies: 224
Views: 17326

What part of 200-300 illegal nuclear weapons (with delivery systems) don't you understand?
We understand it VERY well. Thank you...

Sincerely,

Iran, Iraq, Kuwait, Saudi Arabia, Syria, Lebanon and every other Arab country in the world.
by Derron
Thu Apr 06, 2006 9:40 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Hey Guideo..let's whack somebody after shift.....
Replies: 14
Views: 923

You would hit that Dins, I know you would.....
by Derron
Thu Apr 06, 2006 9:35 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Hey Guideo..let's whack somebody after shift.....
Replies: 14
Views: 923

Let us not forget the black dude those 2 cops put down in front of the 7 - 11 at MLK and Broadway with the cartiod hold.... Oppp..ss did I not release said cartiod hold fast enough ??? Dudes not breathing.....dude is dead. Then the cop's homeboy's break out the old T shirts that said " "Do...
by Derron
Thu Apr 06, 2006 7:40 pm
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Jordan and Israel or BUST
Replies: 224
Views: 17326

Hey Luth....

Glad to hear your having fun.... your former boss sure as hell ain't... the shit's really hittin the fan for old Derrick.

As for the old fuck make up of that group, what's the over under that one of them checks out on this trip ??? Got a tour death pool going yet ??

Peace...
by Derron
Thu Apr 06, 2006 7:36 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Hey Guideo..let's whack somebody after shift.....
Replies: 14
Views: 923

Hey Guideo..let's whack somebody after shift.....

At least our police chief is just in trouble for banging some white skank.

These guys are bad asses....

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by Derron
Thu Apr 06, 2006 2:44 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Fat Fuck Fact Update
Replies: 48
Views: 2316

Derron, do you think this guy is overweight? No I don't... and I never said I agreed with the BMI scaling parameters anyway. By their parameters, I am obese. Are the parameters a true reflection for BMI or are they a contrived index that can be used by drug companies, health and life insurance comp...
by Derron
Thu Apr 06, 2006 1:26 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: would you hit this without seeing her face? (!)
Replies: 2
Views: 454

I want to see her face.....he probably wythced a goats head on her or some sick shit like that.
by Derron
Thu Apr 06, 2006 1:24 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The most beautiful city, perhaps.
Replies: 19
Views: 678

Nice travel monologue.

Reply to your own post much???

As you can see, no one gives a fuck about Indy... is just like any other city downtown full of low life bums and druggies, and the cast of black, brown and white trash.
by Derron
Thu Apr 06, 2006 1:51 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Going Postal back in style....sick fuck shoots coworker
Replies: 7
Views: 779

So Dins... in your last drug induced haze when you went to the East side, did Baker City move across the border ??
by Derron
Thu Apr 06, 2006 12:44 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Going Postal back in style....sick fuck shoots coworker
Replies: 7
Views: 779

Going Postal back in style....sick fuck shoots coworker

It's been a while, but our ever mentally stable USPS workforce does it again...

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by Derron
Thu Apr 06, 2006 12:31 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Paris Hilton as Mother Theresa???
Replies: 2
Views: 302

I am thinking they have not seen that video of her knobbing that dude yet ??
by Derron
Thu Apr 06, 2006 12:28 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Fat Fuck Fact Update
Replies: 48
Views: 2316

I just have a serious problem with the idea that more than 2/3 of this country are "overwieght/obese". Jezze Crist Bri... just look around you as you drive around. I see more fat fucks with their porky asses behind the wheel everyday. I had the misfortune to "have" to go to the ...
by Derron
Wed Apr 05, 2006 2:20 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: More pedophiles getting caught
Replies: 44
Views: 3649

This far into the thread and none of the liberal lemmings have squeaked about it being Bush's fault ??

What the fuck is happening ??

Ohh... its a sex crime... and given their God Bubbas past, sexual deviancy is OK.
by Derron
Wed Apr 05, 2006 12:25 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: 27people killed by fucking tornados??? Please explain...
Replies: 32
Views: 2153

and then all your neighbors stand around and laugh at you. Like we all did when you killed your dog ?? When your too stupid to buy an air conditioner ?? When we exposed your bullshit lies about being the chief fucking executive of the assembly plant ?? Like when you post and bitch about what a piec...
by Derron
Tue Apr 04, 2006 1:42 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: 27people killed by fucking tornados??? Please explain...
Replies: 32
Views: 2153

when was the last time you decided to head to your basement and, of course, wound up in the closet. Could not get in the goddamn closet, because your sorry ass was in there with Sissyroos cock jammed down your throat. Get the fuck out... oh... you already did come out of the closet and now openly p...
by Derron
Tue Apr 04, 2006 1:37 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I want him FIRED!
Replies: 30
Views: 1107

The Derron-esque people are great fodder for conversations with my wife.
Should be... I been fucking your wife for over a year now while you try to catch shoplifters at Wal Neck.
by Derron
Mon Apr 03, 2006 10:20 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: 27people killed by fucking tornados??? Please explain...
Replies: 32
Views: 2153

you thought of Tennessee and Kentucky as places where intelligent people tended to flock to? Well no not really... but let's look at this in the context of the big picture thing....so a few less necks in the gene pool is actually a good thing... But I am thinking before the spring tornado /death/di...