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Derron

got him 15 days work alternative, no jail, the statute had 90 days minimum and 1 year max. You should have got the same sentence for being a scumbag lawyer and getting your drunk client off. Nothing says drinking problem like being fucked up in court at your DWI trial. So you plead down and think y...

Derron

I hope that Jose Antonio Herrera comes back, 'cause he's really a pleasure to work with.

Chances are that dudes name will be different when he comes back though...

Derron

You people suck and need to get a clue.

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Hmmmm.. all that brutal smack from a guy( ?) who has a nascar in his sig...

Grab an flagpoles lately Wags ??

Derron

Like U2 and REM, they took themselves way too seriously. Yeah I guess thats why they have lasted 25 plus years and can still sell everything they record. Kind of like: Lynrd Skynrd, The Rolling Stones, CSNY, Ted Nugent and some of the other "super groups" who took themselves too seriously.

Derron

I really don't understand the statement.

Sincerely,

Geddy Lee.

Derron

I got to call BS on the picutre of Hawk Creek. That is Neskowin Golf Course. Hawk Creek is on the east side of 101, and has no ocean frontage or the sale price would have been 4 million instead of 2.4 million. You guys really got to get the fuck away from the Portland area to see some good courses. ...

Derron

For all that 2 cycle stuff the best thing you can do is go to the motorcycle shop and get a jar of the best synthetic 2 cycle oil you can buy. The kind the 20/30's run in those quads and shit. My kid uses it and I pinched it out of his truck one day and filled my chain saw up and it ran like a top. ...

Derron

Good catch. Dude seems to have put in a lot of work... on the subject. The resident closet faggots can turn anything, even a typo into a homosexual reference. Do you spend hours reading each and every post , trolling for a chance to drop some fag smack ?? Notice how they prop each other on the &quo...

Derron

Can you tell a funny one next time? Something like; "Derron's mother has a shell tattooed on her inner thigh. When you put your ear to it, you can smell the sea" Bwwwaaahaaaaa... a fucking limey smacking an American on comedy.... Your fucking limeys wouldn't know comedy if you tried to pu...

Derron

Is Nathan still alive anywhere?

How could dude possibly be alive after having his head handed to him and the massive blood loss from his bung hole about 3000 times....I suspect Jay in Phoniex may know somethign about that ????

How about Strider ??

Derron

wtf is up with my weed whacker? Homelite. Piece of shit...makes even a bad homeowner timmer. Homelite, MuCulloch, Green machine all pieces of crap. Try Stihl, Echo or Red Max. Pay more, but you won't have to put up with the bullshit. Line loss is from hmm... hitting the cement / concrete too much w...

Derron

^^^^^^^^

Way to go... give some fuckin troll another idea for another new and very bad nic...

Derron

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Are you on drugs or just very fucking stupid ??

Derron

I figured you were one of the people I was referring to. Were you new to this place as of January of 05? I do not remember you from prior boards. I have been on so many of these different boards, I forgot them all. All I know is they all sucked, and they all imploded and re incarnated some where wo...

Derron

Its on the CSWB channel I believe.

That would be the Crack Smoking Wife Beater channel for all you NFL wankers.

Just post their 40's and go from there.

Derron

In..... been trying to perfect his asshole thing for a long time...

my wife and daughter tell me I am getting there...

Fuck you other tards.

Derron

How about fuck those assholes and prop the ones who have not changed nics, who have not trolled and been under the same moniker for the last 5 or so years ??

Back in the day of ISP posting, it made shit a lot more fun and trolling a lot harder to do.

Derron

This is a great idea, Jess. I have to say I'm impressed with your determination to one day fuck somebody...anybody.

With any luck at all it might be you that he tries to fuck. Make your fucking day I bet...

Derron

An politically incorrect joke for the day: A Mexican drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls out his pistol and shoots the glass to pieces. He says, "In Mexico our glasses so cheap we don't need to drink from the same glass, twice." An Iraqi, obviously impressed by ...

Derron

Also, I'm willing to bet we all know of employers who benefit from illegal labor. Get a fuckin clue dick drip..... An employee comes in and fills out an application....he checks the box for legal to work. He provides documents that meet the I-9 requirements. It is against the fucking law for me to ...

Derron

Only in liberal Oregon could this happen. Now you have to understand that Oregon has some of the most strigent liquor laws in the country. You have to buy hard liquor at state licensed outlets, and only during certain hours. Getting a fifth of anything in this state takes more time and effort than b...

Derron

but the boss really liked those solar lights shaped to look like regular large river rocks. You guys see them? I think you get 4 rocks/small boulders, plus the solar charging unit for around $28. Anybody have those solar rocks? What kind of light projection do you get off of them? We just finished ...

Derron

A big ole mother fucking DUH !! to these necks

[web]http://sports.yahoo.com/nascar/news?slu ... &type=lgns[/web]

Derron

you want them stupid if you want to get laid. Hard to believe someone would not understand this. A bottle of Annie Green Springs wine, maybe a little hit off a bomber, and those pants were around her ankles. The faster the better... It was not about the conversation ( Hey, lets fuck!!!), or the foo...

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just so you could hit on all of the hottie soccer moms. Hmmmm.. we seem to have some disconjointed statemtns here..let me see if I can straighten this out..... just sitting in my Oldsmobubble down by the soccer field smoking a cigar, drinking a can of PBR watching guys fish for hottie soccer moms. ...

Derron

You know I've related stories of just sitting in my Oldsmobubble down by the Willamette River, smoking a cigar, drinking a can of PBR and watching guys fish for salmon.

I thought those were the old perverts that always got arrested there at Meldrum Bar ....

Derron

Whatever, fucking drug addicted chulo. Are you white like white --

I am white like white is right and you wish you were.

Have not touched drugs in years, unfortunately, but could drink and smoke your ass away

Chulo ?? Bwwaaahaaaa...

Don't troll much either....you fucking low life mental case.

Derron

Not that I go to Mickey D's, but a friend of mine wished he was there so he could have put a bullet in the guys forehead before he stabbed the girl.

They could have made fry sauce out of the brain matter then.

Derron

Another meth freak gone freaky. My wife worked with the surgeons years ago, and we partied with them a couple of times. She asked them about it a couple of days ago, and they were just amazed dude could have done that. Of course, dude could still get a brain infection that would make his head bigger...

Derron

your plumbing isn't working for a reason.

Squawk...squawk...squawk... :monkey scream: monkey scream:

My plumbing works fine.. fact it works good enough to flood your ugly grille with white boy jizz any day of the week.

Troll on....

Derron

If you ever did seek her out for sex, I suspect that'd be one ride you'd never forget. Just sayin'. Probably not going to happen. Dins might want to hit it, but that sactamonious, self rightous blattering cunt would not give Dins even a blow job, because he probably would have hit a little weed, ma...

Derron

I'm a sucker for the kid with the homemade lemonade stand. Gets me every time. I pass on the carwashes, however. Yeah... the kids with a lemonade stand are great.... I drop a dollar bill on them for one 2 ounce cup of shitty lemonade, but its fun to watch them when you tell them to keep the change....

Derron

But I just couldn't see this guy writing my address down and noting that I refused to give anything to the damn fire dept. We used to do that all the time. Your house catches fire, you have the big one....your address is burned in every firemans head. Delayed response......get lost on the way there...

Derron

how long do you think he might end up being under water?

The rest of his life which is about 2 seconds if he falls off. After that he's crab bait.

Derron

That just makes the sig more humorous.

Thank you. Now pay me $ 5 bitch.

Derron

Ohh .... my I am outed,,, your all so right I am a faggot... maybe not interesting but more appropriate would have been a better choice... so line up all you faggots...fuck me in the ass... you queers really come out when someone says one of your secret words.... fighting over my statement for a sig...

Derron

and i know why this 'humane and caring' meth prison idea is gaining traction.

Bwwwaaaahhaaaa... the fucking tweakers have their own joint ??

If your convicted of a crime that requires you to be locked up for more than 7 years, the state needs to go Gary Gilmore on you and be done with it.

Derron

You' think that a white woman that fat, ugly, and inbred would have been snapped up by a paroled black felon

More likely she would leave a trail of dead Mexicans in her cunt slug slime wake. They would kill each other in a heart beat to fuck her, and get married so they could stay in Del Norte.

Derron

Don't think he will on bottom very much..

Derron

Since he lives in NoCal, maybe a picture of him sucking off his boyfriend would be more interesting.

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