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by Derron
Thu May 18, 2006 2:23 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The One Board, by the Numbers
Replies: 87
Views: 5184

69 Derron

While your bored and posting from Korea, you wife / gf and I are doing the ole crotch slurping thing.

Sucks to be you.
by Derron
Wed May 17, 2006 10:01 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: This ought to keep them fukkers out
Replies: 32
Views: 1354

Their other alternative is to live in Vincente's shithole. Exactly .... and that is why they will keep coming. There will be so goddamn many of them in the next 3 years, fences, walls, and temporary worker programs will not do a fucking thing. Here's to the end of what economy we had. Instead of na...
by Derron
Tue May 16, 2006 5:32 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Who'll stop the RAIN??
Replies: 20
Views: 916

This is your punishment for allowing all that homosexual activity in your dens on inequity.

Sincerely,

Pat Roberts
by Derron
Tue May 16, 2006 12:44 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: About to meet Smackie Chan at Pat O'Brien's
Replies: 47
Views: 3946

Can the admins look into a mobile version of T1B for those of us who have Blackberrys and TREOs that get stranded in shitty meeting and need some way pass the time? Bwwaaaahaaaaa... you loser fucks would actually dime up this shit hole on your Crackberry's to pass the time ?? Fucking loser geeks..g...
by Derron
Mon May 15, 2006 10:15 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Isn't WORK a 4 letter word?
Replies: 41
Views: 1576

Cicero wrote:She's fucking ugly. Makeup and money can do wonders.
Well to a dick smoking queer like you I suppose.

But with those lips, she could probably take all of Jeromes 11 inches of black pole real easy.
by Derron
Mon May 15, 2006 10:13 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Isn't WORK a 4 letter word?
Replies: 41
Views: 1576

because the bitch was rubbing the business end of the weed whacker up against her love button.
Most likely because you are incapable of satisfying even an old maids sexual desires.

Choice ?? the tardly old man... or the french tickler on the end of the old Green Machine...easy choice for her.
by Derron
Sun May 14, 2006 4:19 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I'm outah heyuh
Replies: 27
Views: 1811

Just got in. I'm back for a couple of days.
Fuck... that is not what we wanted to hear. We wanted to hear about a man overboard and not found.

Darwinsim fails us again.
by Derron
Sat May 13, 2006 1:23 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Is 11 too young?
Replies: 73
Views: 3580

What kind of pathetic fucking loser dates a 5th grader when you are in HS?? You stupid fuck.....he was not dating her, he was fucking her. That's generally considered at least a misdemanor or felony in some states. In the South its referred to as normal. Nice family and the tradition continues and ...
by Derron
Thu May 11, 2006 9:55 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I almost died on the crapper rant.
Replies: 41
Views: 3458

I know what your talking about Luther. It really sucked when I tried to take my last shit and instead I died on the fucking toilet.

Sincerely,

Elvis Presley
by Derron
Thu May 11, 2006 5:20 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Mother's day is coming ....
Replies: 29
Views: 2047

I guess the problem I have is actually doing something nice for her. Your not doing it for her. Your doing it for your son, to show him this is how you treat women and your mother correctly. Your teaching him the ways of life. Just because she recieves the gesture don't mean shit. That is totally s...
by Derron
Thu May 11, 2006 3:36 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I'm outah heyuh
Replies: 27
Views: 1811

If you were half a man you would go crab fishing in Alaska in December.

I am sure the crew will have you walking the plank after one day.
by Derron
Thu May 11, 2006 2:31 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Mother's day is coming ....
Replies: 29
Views: 2047

I asked for simple advice and instead you judge me knowing nothing about our situation. A simple yes you should would have been fine. I replied based upon what you post. Relationship dynamics change all the time. In the early stages of divorce and child custody issues, a lot comes to the surface. P...
by Derron
Wed May 10, 2006 11:10 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Mother's day is coming ....
Replies: 29
Views: 2047

I fucking LOATHE my ex wife. Fuck you. Suck it up our your kid will turn out like you. Am I required to go beyond that and buy something for him to give to her? Reach down in your pants and do a nut check you dickhead. Being a parent means doing things sometimes that YOU may not like, but if you wa...
by Derron
Wed May 10, 2006 11:05 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Mother's day is coming ....
Replies: 29
Views: 2047

For my ex, I'll have to get a card for her from the kids. We may not be married anymore, but she does a helluva job raising the kids with me. I won't ever let that go unappreciated. Rack that and you. My ex and I have had our ups and downs, but we always stayed friends for the kids, and we did a gr...
by Derron
Wed May 10, 2006 10:58 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: If Life was Like TV...
Replies: 51
Views: 2501

Lester Flatt and Earl Scruggs dropping in all the time for hoedowns
This woiuld actually be real cool.....

I run with Perry Mason. It is still on here for an hour and a half starting at 11:30 am.
by Derron
Wed May 10, 2006 5:25 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Midgets selling real estate scam.....
Replies: 12
Views: 942

Yeah. John broke a leg last November and died while they were putting him under to operate on it. So thats the latest sales gig...testimony from the grave ?? Now it makes it even better knowing the midgets sales scam did not do a thing for one of them anyway. I call dibs on the other midget for Dea...
by Derron
Wed May 10, 2006 3:10 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Midgets selling real estate scam.....
Replies: 12
Views: 942

Midgets selling real estate scam.....

So I am walking throught the kitchen this morning , and I glance over at the TV. I leave it on for the amusement of my dogs during the day. I see these 2 sawed off midgets hawking some real estate sales scam. I take just a minute and listen to these 2 half pints, and just bust my ass laughing. If yo...
by Derron
Tue May 09, 2006 11:34 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: How long would it take?
Replies: 27
Views: 1958

You will ROT in prison. Rack that. Especially in max. Limited contact. My bro in law is in corrections at Pelican Bay. He works the SHU, Secure Housing Unit where all the nut cases and ones that are really fucked up live. The public has no idea what goes on in prison, because after the dirtbags are...
by Derron
Sun May 07, 2006 1:04 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Anybody give in to the PBA protection racket?
Replies: 27
Views: 2175

You mean booze? Got any proof to back that up like oh say a witness that saw him drinking before he peppered his friend in the face, I mean drove? Does not take a witness counsler, it take's a mother fucking breath test. Which dude refused to take since, he probably paid them off any way. So he wal...
by Derron
Sat May 06, 2006 3:42 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Mysterious Iraqi sniper known as "Juba".
Replies: 13
Views: 1558

These are people who are ready to blow themselves up to get rid of your stinking occupation. You think they care about body counts? As the occupation drags on, the resistance gets stronger, and you get weaker. Americans are poor students of history. They don't care and neither should the American p...
by Derron
Sat May 06, 2006 3:37 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Patrick Kennedy
Replies: 83
Views: 2920

Maybe the saps of rhode island will dump his ass next time around. Probably not. With as many of those inbred's as there are, I am sure there is another murderer, drug addict, drunk, wife beater, scum bag in training amongst all those cousins. Although, I stilll take him in the 2007 Death Pool. The...
by Derron
Sat May 06, 2006 3:34 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Anybody give in to the PBA protection racket?
Replies: 27
Views: 2175

know for a fact that that sticker helps. Why else would they give it to you. why else would you want the fukking thing in your window. I know exactly what you mean. That fucking sticker saved my ass from a DWI, and from going to jail. I am sending another $ 250 tonight. Great value. Sincerely, Patr...
by Derron
Sat May 06, 2006 3:31 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Forums
Replies: 21
Views: 1300

I dont think anybody voted for shit.

If they did, these gay assed forum names would have never happend.

I think the mods are experimenting with different pharmactuical drugs, and some illegal ones as well, and get these brilliant visons and ideas, that only make sense to themselves.
by Derron
Fri May 05, 2006 8:16 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Patrick Kennedy
Replies: 83
Views: 2920

Hey, Limbaugh pretty much set the precedent for the kid gloves treatment for high level drug addicts. So don't bitch now that a Kennedy is going to get the same deal Rush got. Please also post the link showing where Rush was elected to office. I don't seem to recall him being elected anything other...
by Derron
Fri May 05, 2006 1:36 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Patrick Kennedy
Replies: 83
Views: 2920

So the Kennedys are using Jedi mind tricks to control the voters of Rhode Island? Why not?? ... it has worked for Mass and the rest of the liberal lemmings who would follow the drunk Kennedy's to their graves if asked. It's no different for the younger generation because after all. " I'm just ...
by Derron
Fri May 05, 2006 12:18 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Mysterious Iraqi sniper known as "Juba".
Replies: 13
Views: 1558

we have only scratched the surface.
Rack....

Our guys have whacked so many of those fucks it is unbelivable. Too bad the body counts for Hajis don't make the nightly news, but maybe that is a good thing.

We could kill those cocksuckers all day and all night for a year and not make a dent.
by Derron
Fri May 05, 2006 12:15 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: RACK OYU FUCKERS
Replies: 26
Views: 903

at the local library where i'm at now.
Is this because you a low life degenerate homeless mentally ill fuck ??

Porn filter bother you much ??

Anyhow congrats on the graduation... I will prop any kid who goes the full route. It will make HUGE FUCKING difference in your paycheck in years to come.
by Derron
Fri May 05, 2006 12:05 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Patrick Kennedy
Replies: 83
Views: 2920

Police labor union officials asked acting Chief Christopher McGaffin this afternoon to allow a Capitol Police officer to complete his investigation into an early-morning car crash involving Rep. Patrick Kennedy (D-R.I.). Typical treatment for the blue blood liberals. Like he can investigate jack sh...
by Derron
Thu May 04, 2006 2:16 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Mysterious Iraqi sniper known as "Juba".
Replies: 13
Views: 1558

There's been more than a few Hajis beheaded by a .50 caliber bullet from US sinper rifles. I have seen some of the videos and its fucking impressive. Hajis head and torso dissappering in a red splash about 20 feet in the air. That dude will get his. War whacking and stcking as many of them Iraqi coc...
by Derron
Tue May 02, 2006 1:27 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Liquor Commissioner arrested for DUI....
Replies: 26
Views: 1217

These dregs who insult you just haven't had a real need for your services....yet. Bwwwhhaaa... 2 pieces of shit talking the same tune. Can't you eat that bullet today and spare us all??.. take your attorney bitch friend with you too... Make sure you throw in a few extra services to charge them for ...
by Derron
Tue May 02, 2006 3:15 am
Forum: Golf
Topic: VP of the CC
Replies: 51
Views: 2677

Where is that? Its north west of Klamath (Catalog) Falls. Take 140 over from Medford and you drive right by it. It is a great course , never crowded, nice lodge, great place to take some chick to fuck on her for a while. Not a lot of distractions,a nd absolutley no reason to go to K Falls at all. T...
by Derron
Tue May 02, 2006 3:02 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Liquor Commissioner arrested for DUI....
Replies: 26
Views: 1217

On a clear day, when your not on your high horse, careful attention to my earlier reply would point to THE fact that my client won't be out and about driving for 12 months...Clearly conflicting with your half-cocked he's out there driving tommorrow reply. What the fuck do you not understand ?? I do...
by Derron
Mon May 01, 2006 9:41 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Mexicans no work Monday?
Replies: 56
Views: 2968

I wonder if the meth labs in Fresno and Bakersfield have shut down for the day, and if the cock fights in Chowchilla will still go on ?? Will they stop driving tar heroin up Hwy 97 through Oregon to Yakima ?? Will they not buy any pistolias to take back to Mexico and sell for $ 2,000 ? Will they not...
by Derron
Mon May 01, 2006 6:00 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Annoying things in your life.....
Replies: 24
Views: 926

I want nothing to do with it anymore. Does this mean your finally going to shut the fuck up, suck off the Glock and eat that bullet FINALLY ?? Or, just cap yourself...but wrap your head in a towel first, so that your wife doesn't have to get the mop out. No, no, no, no, no. Using a suitable large c...
by Derron
Mon May 01, 2006 5:54 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Rack our Cleaning Lady!
Replies: 11
Views: 743

Business as usual.

My guys are Gutamalans, legal with green cards and they think the others are a bunch of pinchee vattos loco cabasa.

$ 110 in wages or an unpaid day off ??, which would actually get you fired in my company.
by Derron
Mon May 01, 2006 5:52 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: How do you plan on spending "A Day Without an Immigrant
Replies: 32
Views: 1971

Aren't we all immigrants? or descended from immigrants?? Why yes we are. But I know that my great grandparents did come here from Ireland, and did pass through Ellis Island, which I believe mean's they went through the system then. These protests are about ILLEGAL immigrants to the US demanding the...
by Derron
Mon May 01, 2006 1:42 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Liquor Commissioner arrested for DUI....
Replies: 26
Views: 1217

Okay D, FYI, the DMV suspends the DL @ the time of the plea for 12 mos... IOW, do your homework before you go off half-cocked again... Next....... [ Nothing like some great lawyer speak to try and justify an existence worse than whale shit on the bottom of the ocean. Don't think for a minute that m...
by Derron
Mon May 01, 2006 2:28 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Yard duties
Replies: 67
Views: 3824

dryed out tiger/lion/big cat crap) and sprinkle it about your flower beds. Cat will piss off immediately after getting a whiff of the stuff. Head down to Sportsmans Warehouse in Clackamas and browse the scent section. They got every kind of animal piss in a bottle you could imagine. Pick out coyote...
by Derron
Mon May 01, 2006 12:56 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Yard duties
Replies: 67
Views: 3824

whacked so much the other day that my right arm/hand are sore This is an out of context quote, but funny anyway. For the cat shitting problem, I fully endorse the .22 magnum or HR 17 cartridge. My neighbors feral cats try to cross my field to kill song birds, fuckers never make it half way across. ...
by Derron
Sun Apr 30, 2006 5:16 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Auto Accident Question..
Replies: 19
Views: 1367

If the Toyota's air bag never went off then the vehicle was never going more than 30. That is complete bullshit. FTY on the kids part. You could have a private forensics / telmentery investigation done, ($ 3K min) and that would give you the speed of the other car reasonably well. But since propert...