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by Roofer
Wed Sep 05, 2007 3:28 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: New Rankings Out
Replies: 27
Views: 1781

Damn, y'all have some pretty solid takes on this. 1. Good point about holding or not holding coaches accountable for their picks early on when no games have been played. 2. Just becasue #1, #2 and #3 win out, it doesn't inherently mean #1 and #2 play. SOS factors in and any one of the 3 could slip o...
by Roofer
Thu Jan 18, 2007 9:47 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I'm new here.....
Replies: 4
Views: 734

I'm new here.....

....what's this place all about.

and.....


RACK THE TROLLS!!!


better?
by Roofer
Thu Jan 18, 2007 8:29 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Hi, I'm new here.......
Replies: 1
Views: 327

Hi, I'm new here.......

...what's this place all about?
by Roofer
Sun Oct 29, 2006 3:49 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: SC = toast
Replies: 60
Views: 2758

Haven't posted on this board in forever, but I just knew there'd be some good discussion about this game. I have to concur on the Kiffin deal. How and why the fuck do you even run the ball with 3 minutes to go when: 1) your backs suddenly got a case of fumble-itis 2) the clock is not on your side 3)...
by Roofer
Mon Sep 04, 2006 6:16 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Captions?
Replies: 7
Views: 935

Mosquitos: Minnesota's State Bird
by Roofer
Mon Aug 28, 2006 9:55 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Karr vs. Lethal Injection PPD
Replies: 36
Views: 2259

I've thought all along this guy didn't do it. From the very get go, the fact that his family could vouche for his whereabouts around the time jon benet was killed made it seem hard to believe. I more or less think he's been in contact with the real killer (sup OJ), and that's how he was privvy to th...
by Roofer
Wed Aug 09, 2006 7:14 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: So much talent pissed away....
Replies: 50
Views: 3040

Actually, Mo Criminal was all set to play in the prestigous Eastern Indoor Football League with a team called the Hitmen.

I think he was just on his way to a team sponsored meet and greet if you ask me.
by Roofer
Tue Jul 18, 2006 6:54 pm
Forum: MLB
Topic: Cards heading for dead ass last place.
Replies: 11
Views: 1042

Finally, a former Angel player that doesn't pan out for the Cards (see Eckstein, Spezio and Edmonds).

I'm suprised we got a AA OF for him. I think the 40 acres and a mule quip was about right. I'd have paid Jeff Weaver millions NOT to pitch for me. Dude completely sucks.
by Roofer
Thu Jul 13, 2006 7:21 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: FOR SALE - It Will Be The Best BBQ Sauce You've Ever Had
Replies: 90
Views: 4123

Just can't see myself paying $178.50 for a bottle of sauce, unless a genie comes out and blows me when I rub the bottle. That's LOL stuff right there. Indy, someone earlier asked about how yuo got started, etc. Share your business model/plan with us, bro. Right now, how are you making the stuff? Ou...
by Roofer
Thu Jun 29, 2006 2:47 am
Forum: NBA
Topic: NBA Draft
Replies: 11
Views: 1894

Re: NBA Draft

Little shocked that "porn stash" went to the Cats. He doesn't seem like he's an MJ type guy. Maybe the new minority owner doesn't have the pull people thought he would have. Shocked because they made a great pick for their organization? They needed a scorer to go along with Okafor and Fel...
by Roofer
Thu Jun 29, 2006 1:18 am
Forum: NBA
Topic: NBA Draft
Replies: 11
Views: 1894

NBA Draft

Can't believe there's not an in game thread started already. So far, I'm most impressed with the T-Gangsters pullin off the Thomas-Roy double. Those guys were arguably 2 of the best 5 players in the draft and they end up in P-town. Can the company keep the new guys from imploding like every other so...
by Roofer
Tue Jun 27, 2006 7:26 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: How would you do it?
Replies: 18
Views: 2011

I heard the best way is sharp blunt force blow to the head.

Wait....that was to euthanize an anole. Nevermind.
by Roofer
Fri Jun 23, 2006 7:33 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Best Punk Bands ???
Replies: 24
Views: 1387

lk_pick1 wrote:No Wendy O fans here?
The Plasmatics were just plain scary. Wendy O was kinda hot if it weren't for all the punk makeover shit and drug aftereffects.

Let's see...I'll add TSOL and the Circle Jerks to the list.
by Roofer
Wed Jun 21, 2006 5:01 am
Forum: NBA
Topic: Congrats to Pat Riley and the Heat
Replies: 4
Views: 1121

Congrats to Pat Riley and the Heat

All I'll say is #24 and the management of The Lakers need to step it up now. Laker Fan, as much as they'll deny it, have to be pissed that Shaq got a title before Kobe did. I know it pisses me off, but I know there's plenty of time to right the ship. As for the Heat and their title......... List of ...
by Roofer
Wed Jun 21, 2006 4:50 am
Forum: NBA
Topic: Kobe who???
Replies: 7
Views: 1435

Kobe Bryant.


You know, the guy that doesn't have a Dwayne Wade, Antoine Walker, Zo Mourning, Udonis Haslem, Jason Williams and James Posey.


No scuse me while I go give props to the Heat in their dedicated title thread.
by Roofer
Fri Jun 16, 2006 7:29 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Today was a rough day for 88
Replies: 48
Views: 1949

BSmack, Two for the Money much? :lol: Dude, you scare me. I think I may have found the biggest gambling nut in my 38 years on this planet. And I've come across quite a few in my time. Not to change the subject....well, on second thought, yeah to change the subject.....what's the craziest shit you ev...
by Roofer
Fri Jun 16, 2006 5:14 pm
Forum: Golf
Topic: US Open: Call It!
Replies: 102
Views: 4706

Christ on a crutch, back to back 76s?? So much for my theory. Please feel free to call me out on my horrible take.
by Roofer
Thu Jun 15, 2006 9:58 pm
Forum: Golf
Topic: US Open: Call It!
Replies: 102
Views: 4706

Again, I skimmed and didn't read closely, so it's understandable I missed just about everything. That said, I've never seen Tiger +7 ever. Ever. Yeah I know its Winged Foot, and yeah I know its the US Open with its 6" rough, but still....+7? I guess I got my answer. And BSmack, you really ought...
by Roofer
Thu Jun 15, 2006 7:02 pm
Forum: MLB
Topic: Fuck Jeff Weaver.....AGAIN
Replies: 10
Views: 1147

Now, to make matters worse, I'm hearing the Halos are considering sending younger brother Jared down when the BART comes back this weekend. 4-0 with a 1.3somethin ERA in his first 4 starts, and they'd send him back down instead of his brother. Politics in baseball blow, man. What's wrong with a &quo...
by Roofer
Thu Jun 15, 2006 5:59 pm
Forum: Golf
Topic: US Open: Call It!
Replies: 102
Views: 4706

I quickly skimmed the posts in this thread, so forgive me if I missed it, but it seems no one has mentioned about the unknown prospect of how motivated Tiger will be to honor his Pops, on Father's Day weekend no less. He hasn't played since the Masters, and all indications would seem to point to tha...
by Roofer
Wed Jun 07, 2006 7:27 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Hope the Roofer is around today.
Replies: 41
Views: 2023

You rang, Bishop? Sorry, I was a bit late to the office this morning and hit the ground running. Taking a moment for some lunch and checking out the board, and what do I see? A callout thread in my honor. Anyways, I see that you've engaged in some hubub about selling stuff. So what is it you want?
by Roofer
Wed Jun 07, 2006 7:00 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Just want to RACK police officers today
Replies: 24
Views: 1418

Why are cops going after drug dealers? Why can't they do something more useful, like giving traffic citations to Toddowen.
by Roofer
Tue Jun 06, 2006 10:02 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Deathmatch Thread: Cicero vs. bishop
Replies: 76
Views: 3347

This avoidance of question has been brought to you by Bishop's School of Tarding.
by Roofer
Tue Jun 06, 2006 9:10 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Deathmatch Thread: Cicero vs. bishop
Replies: 76
Views: 3347

Fucking loser you left out the dah Fucking loser, you left out the reading comprehension portion of your special needs education. Jesus Christ Pedro it goes at the end of the name, logistics mean everything. So you mean your name on here isn't Bishop? What is it then? I thought so. Short bus much?
by Roofer
Tue Jun 06, 2006 7:34 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Deathmatch Thread: Cicero vs. bishop
Replies: 76
Views: 3347

agreed this place is worthless they need the letters dah at the end of everything here if they have any hopes of being dah shit. You mean like Bishop dah notakehavinskirtwearinproudtobeeverybodysbitch dah tard? IN! Fucking loser you left out the dah Fucking loser, you left out the reading comprehen...
by Roofer
Tue Jun 06, 2006 7:20 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Deathmatch Thread: Cicero vs. bishop
Replies: 76
Views: 3347

Why is this shit thread a sticky again? Motherfuck, I hate how badly this place sucks horsecocks at times. agreed this place is worthless they need the letters dah at the end of everything here if they have any hopes of being dah shit. You mean like Bishopdahnotakehavinskirtwearinproudtobeeverybody...
by Roofer
Tue Jun 06, 2006 6:04 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The smack is flowing freely now
Replies: 26
Views: 1458

There right behind you bubba. Bishop, Just because you're more willing to double as a fucking internet punching back for even the weakest of smackers, instead of logging out like any sane person would, doesn't make you a hero or anything, bro. Just makes you fodder for our daily amusement. Now I'm ...
by Roofer
Tue Jun 06, 2006 4:30 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The smack is flowing freely now
Replies: 26
Views: 1458

Myself just like the many on here, have no real ability to run anyone, so if some of you assgrabbers don't mind please give me a helping hand trying to figure out a way to run this guy because I alone can't accomplish much. There right behind you bubba. Bishop, Just because you're more willing to d...
by Roofer
Tue Jun 06, 2006 4:17 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The smack is flowing freely now
Replies: 26
Views: 1458

Who let Bishop out of the crib again? God damn people, if you're not gonna mind the anklebiter (or is that anklegrabber?), I'll have to call in the Dept. of Child Services to mind the little fuckstick.

Now put this Gerber feedin bed wetter back in his place.

Thank you.
by Roofer
Mon Jun 05, 2006 7:25 pm
Forum: Golf
Topic: Is she going to do it?
Replies: 15
Views: 862

Is she going to do it?

I'm watching the blogs on Michelle Wie as she attempts to qualify for the US Open. Top 18 in the sectional she's playing advance. She finished the morning round of 18 in 13th place at -2, and she's given a shot back in the first 3 holes of the afternoon 18. She missed a half dozen putts of 4-12 feet...
by Roofer
Mon Jun 05, 2006 7:21 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Fuck all you child worshippers.....
Replies: 15
Views: 1058

You are NOT your kid's best friend-- "parent" dammit !! Actually, we're that as well. You can be best friends and still keep them in check. It's a tough juggling act to do, but you can always sell a child on your ideas if you show them the WIIFM ("what's in it for me"). The WIIF...
by Roofer
Mon Jun 05, 2006 7:11 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: A Sense of Foreboding Doom
Replies: 49
Views: 2624

Me too :lol: I hadn't even given the day a thought, other than it being the opening day of The Omen remake and also the anniversary of D-Day. Now that this thread has been posted though, I still won't be giving two shits about all this numbers conspiracy hoopla. If shit's gonna happen, it's gonna ha...
by Roofer
Mon Jun 05, 2006 7:04 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Fuck all you child worshippers.....
Replies: 15
Views: 1058

I get what you're saying, Derron. Those "types" piss me off like you wouldn't believe. I'm fortunate my kids aren't that way. They're getting a little more defiant and rambunctious as they get older (I guess that's what kids do), but they still know how to act and behave in public, and mor...
by Roofer
Sun Jun 04, 2006 5:36 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Lawyers Worth Liking.........
Replies: 86
Views: 2918

Pretty Ugly!!

oh....I thought this was an oxymoron thread.

My bad.
by Roofer
Fri Jun 02, 2006 6:46 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: My Supervisor's Words/Mispronounciations/Idiocy for the Day
Replies: 24
Views: 1805

Lemme guess......Filipino?
by Roofer
Thu Jun 01, 2006 5:18 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: (g) Jeff in SD, report here (g)
Replies: 139
Views: 11512

See I just didn't know about all that other fucked up shit. I just can't get all caught up in that soap opera, blur the lines between the net and real life type of bullshit. If that shit's true, then I can see why the lockdown happened. I don't rightly give a fuck either way....just thought it'd mak...
by Roofer
Thu Jun 01, 2006 4:18 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: (g) Jeff in SD, report here (g)
Replies: 139
Views: 11512

For what it's worth, if in fact there are former posters who can't post here because they've been banned, then I support the motion to unlock the gates and let them in. However, if the level of shit trolls in here reaches the same as over there, then that's a whole nother story. Seriously, they had ...
by Roofer
Wed May 31, 2006 7:37 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: pm from lk_pick1 re:Generally, I don't have to
Replies: 25
Views: 1076

So let me get this straight. lkpick, aka Aileen Wuornos, needs people to post pics of themself to convince her that she's not horrid, with or without concrete enhancements? Wha? Look just cuz other peeps may or may not be ugly doesn't mean you aren't. It just means they weren't stupid (or drunk) eno...
by Roofer
Wed May 31, 2006 5:25 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Miz: DEAD!!
Replies: 6
Views: 371

The Miz: DEAD!!

Rack the hell outta Steve Mizerak. Dude put on some epcot matches with Willie Mosconi and Minnesota Fats.
by Roofer
Wed May 31, 2006 4:07 am
Forum: MLB
Topic: Fuck Jeff Weaver.....AGAIN
Replies: 10
Views: 1147

He actually settled down after the first. Good for him.


Fuck him for the first 8 abortions he threw up this year.