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by Roach
Mon Apr 22, 2024 10:00 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Erf Day
Replies: 4
Views: 123

Erf Day

To celebrate Earth Day, I BBQ'd lunch with charcoal briquettes, ignited with a fossil fuel, and the remains tossed in the garbage. I turned on the lawn sprinkler systems, and ran each circuit for about an hour even though everything is green (gotta keep usage up or the Man will try to limit our wate...
by Roach
Thu Apr 11, 2024 12:17 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Haiku 2024
Replies: 7
Views: 169

Re: Haiku 2024

Screwy set the odds
KCdave took a big shit
Jobs was the winner


Smackie the DJ
Rockin in the tune town here
The real deal baby



:homer:
by Roach
Mon Apr 08, 2024 10:49 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Masters Contest 2024
Replies: 64
Views: 2115

Re: Masters Contest 2024

Wyndham Clark 2,800
Tom Kim, 10,000
by Roach
Thu Apr 04, 2024 11:49 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: CA minimum wage $20/hour ???
Replies: 34
Views: 829

Re: CA minimum wage $20/hour ???

I'm not so inclined to cut my shower short when I know that 80% of the useable water goes to agriculture, mostly grazing, nuts, alfalfa and and other water intensive crops, most of which is exported at huge profits for mostly mega-sized agriculture concerns Hey Mikey this is the exact scenario in n...
by Roach
Thu Mar 28, 2024 5:11 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Eagle Has Landed!
Replies: 40
Views: 1372

Re: The Eagle Has Landed!

Those are outside jesus clips, don't forget inside jesus clips.












Twing. Jesus!
by Roach
Sun Mar 24, 2024 10:56 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Shit That's Blooming Now
Replies: 6
Views: 132

Re: Shit That's Blooming Now

Very nice job Mikey! It is still a bit wintery here but I can offer this. A volunteer pansy from last year's hanging basket.

Image

:drink:
by Roach
Sun Mar 24, 2024 10:44 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Sordid Clambake news
Replies: 60
Views: 137427

Re: Sordid Clambake news

Paging monstah
by Roach
Thu Mar 21, 2024 10:03 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What's happening in this 2:03 video?
Replies: 5
Views: 243

Re: What's happening in this 2:03 video?

A North Korean spy balloon with an atomic reactor power system in melt down.
by Roach
Thu Mar 21, 2024 9:59 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today
Replies: 639
Views: 251854

Re: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today

I'm pretty sure Deep Throat was playing at the Mission.

Reminds me of Marla, my hot latino girl friend I let get away. Wow good times...
by Roach
Thu Mar 21, 2024 1:33 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today
Replies: 639
Views: 251854

Re: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today

... corner of Bush and Van Ness...
Yikes. Many years ago I worked for KRON TV on the corner of O'Farrell and Van Ness.

:drink:
by Roach
Wed Mar 13, 2024 3:20 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Name an NPR host who can't keep a straight face
Replies: 12
Views: 353

Name an NPR host who can't keep a straight face

Will Shortz, puzzle master, suffers stroke.

https://laist.com/news/nprs-puzzle-mast ... d-a-stroke

"Will Shortz, America's favorite puzzlemaster, revealed on Sunday's NPR show, Weekend Edition, that he has suffered a stroke."

Bummer. Says he will be back.

:0078:
by Roach
Wed Mar 13, 2024 3:02 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Super Bloom
Replies: 28
Views: 684

Re: Super Bloom

Damn nice set of pics and reporting there Mikey.

:bode:
by Roach
Wed Mar 13, 2024 2:59 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Super Bloom
Replies: 28
Views: 684

Re: Super Bloom

Sudden Sam wrote: Wed Mar 13, 2024 2:35 pm I gotta get another bike.
Your ride / photo pets were epic.

:drink:
by Roach
Wed Mar 13, 2024 2:55 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Guardian Wells
Replies: 33
Views: 1033

Re: Guardian Wells

Great thread. Maybe I shouldn't interject politics and money and the like but here goes. So Saudi Arabia is apparently trying to take over or buy tennis . . . https://sports.yahoo.com/saudi-arabia-launches-tennis-takeover-142638447.html "Saudi Arabia has made its move for tennis, Telegraph Spor...
by Roach
Sat Mar 09, 2024 3:05 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 3-9-24
Replies: 24
Views: 513

Re: Weekend Roll Call 3-9-24

Happy DST eve.... (Bah humbug) Over the past year we have been invaded by tree rats. The heater thinks they are cute so leaves peanuts out, else wise I would have a string of bushy tails hanging on the barn. So far no damage thankfully. https://i.postimg.cc/YqXKDpYQ/20240309-075338.jpg I love spring...
by Roach
Sat Mar 09, 2024 12:18 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: State of the Union
Replies: 54
Views: 1103

Re: State of the Union

https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Ftse1.mm.bing.net%2Fth%3Fid%3DOIP.iCwmOqZFnuxekzVcJFtynAAAAA%26pid%3DApi&f=1&ipt=bb99270599c59a30e0cb4ccf4221ed449ace31d52d73109fdb177a0b1f015aae&ipo=images Howler monkey [Diego :lol: ] Whatever is going on with all this shit, f...
by Roach
Sat Mar 09, 2024 12:06 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: "almost every game in the SEC is rigged"
Replies: 5
Views: 140

Re: "almost every game in the SEC is rigged"

Sudden Sam wrote: Fri Mar 08, 2024 6:01 pm
Guy is a loser trying to drum up traffic for his podcast.

and

You don’t have to pay Vanderbilt to lose games.
Spot on, rack Sam. :guitar:
by Roach
Thu Feb 29, 2024 10:37 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Sordid Clambake news
Replies: 60
Views: 137427

Re: Sordid Clambake news

Here is a new youtube posting option: youtube3

Just like the old one except you enter the Entire URL. And this one seems to work a lot better.



:drink:
by Roach
Sat Feb 24, 2024 8:02 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Eagle Has Landed!
Replies: 40
Views: 1372

Re: The Eagle Has Landed!

On its side, fell over at landing.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nat ... 725631007/

Bummer. :simpson11:
by Roach
Thu Feb 22, 2024 11:38 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Eagle Has Landed!
Replies: 40
Views: 1372

Re: The Eagle Has Landed!

Well never mind it had a happy landing.

:bananaS:
by Roach
Thu Feb 22, 2024 11:37 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Eagle Has Landed!
Replies: 40
Views: 1372

Re: The Eagle Has Landed!

Watching NASA on line. Looks like it might have landed a little to hard.

https://www.ksl.com/article/50886528/wa ... ears-today

Comm failure at touchdown. More like the lander is on its side doing the epileptic chicken. But I do hope it is ok.
by Roach
Mon Feb 19, 2024 8:34 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: another message from Jesse!
Replies: 16
Views: 554

Re: another message from Jesse!

He's in.

Welcome Jess!
by Roach
Sun Feb 18, 2024 7:15 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Make a Fashion Statement
Replies: 11
Views: 282

Re: Make a Fashion Statement

Well he can take his fukkin tennis shoes right along with his stupid NFT trading cards and deposit them deep in his prolapsed weeping ass. And then go lick Putins taint. https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Ftse1.mm.bing.net%2Fth%3Fid%3DOIP.XZRwjzSqq-jVNu90NURUbQAAAA%26pid%3DAp...
by Roach
Thu Feb 15, 2024 12:31 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: happy Valentine's Day
Replies: 12
Views: 405

Re: happy Valentine's Day

Nice video clip. Worth listening.

:drink:
by Roach
Mon Feb 12, 2024 3:29 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Super Bowl LVIII San Francisco 49ers vs Kansas City Chiefs
Replies: 47
Views: 1168

Re: Super Bowl LVIII San Francisco 49ers vs Kansas City Chiefs

HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Mon Feb 12, 2024 3:22 am Overtime. Everyone who took the over have started breathing again.
And the unders are choking.

Great game, did you see Post Malone sing America? Weird dude.
by Roach
Sat Feb 10, 2024 7:42 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Super Bowl
Replies: 25
Views: 1017

Re: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Super Bowl

SF -2
Under 47.5

:psycho:
by Roach
Tue Feb 06, 2024 8:04 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Raise Your Red Solo Cup
Replies: 11
Views: 540

Re: Raise Your Red Solo Cup

Sven Golly wrote: Tue Feb 06, 2024 6:17 pm Beer for My Pallbearers
:bode:
by Roach
Mon Jan 29, 2024 5:50 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Australian Open
Replies: 24
Views: 1220

Re: Australian Open

4th
by Roach
Fri Jan 26, 2024 10:59 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trump/GOP bullshit
Replies: 4565
Views: 848648

Re: Trump/GOP bullshit

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by Roach
Fri Jan 26, 2024 12:45 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Conference Championships
Replies: 20
Views: 1046

Re: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Conference Championships

BAL -3.5
SF -7
DET / SF 51 under
by Roach
Fri Jan 19, 2024 5:33 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Doom
Replies: 3274
Views: 688000

Re: Doom

Splitting a lot more hairs here...

Up and down or side to side?
by Roach
Thu Jan 18, 2024 10:45 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Divisional Round
Replies: 24
Views: 4773

Re: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Divisional Round

HOU / BAL 45.5 under
TB +6 @ DET
KC / BUF 46 over
by Roach
Wed Jan 17, 2024 10:34 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trump has syphilis
Replies: 13
Views: 727

Trump has syphilis

Trump has late stage syphilis

Image

According to James Carville

https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=_2XEg-khkaM

Somebody needs to take carville in the DP before Grifter shuts it down.
by Roach
Wed Jan 10, 2024 4:29 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Wildcard Weekend
Replies: 30
Views: 66423

Re: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Wildcard Weekend

CLE -2.5 @ HOU
MIA +3.5 @ KC
PHI -2.5 @ TB
by Roach
Wed Jan 10, 2024 2:59 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Death Pool 2024
Replies: 41
Views: 138555

Re: Death Pool 2024

Rupert Murdoch, media tycoon, ticker failure, August https://imgix.ranker.com/node_img/98/1950467/original/rupert-murdoch-people-in-tv-photo-1?auto=format&q=60&fit=crop&fm=pjpg&dpr=2&crop=faces&h=150&w=150 Jimmy Swaggart, Con artist, heart problems, December https://imgix...
by Roach
Sat Jan 06, 2024 9:06 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: TuneTown Request Line
Replies: 35
Views: 116247

Re: TuneTown Request Line

Mikey wrote: Sat Jan 06, 2024 8:43 pm
StrawMan wrote: Thu Jan 04, 2024 10:56 pm Little Feat: "Old Folks Boogie"; "Don't Bogart That Joint" or anything else from the album, "Waiting for Columbus".

Thanks, Smackie!
Fat Man in the Bathtub is pretty damn good.
Time Loves a Hero on Time Loves a Hero
by Roach
Wed Jan 03, 2024 3:09 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Week 18
Replies: 26
Views: 102574

Re: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Week 18

PHI -6 @ NYG
DAL -13.5 @ WAS

BUF -3 @ MIA LOtY

:popcorn:
by Roach
Wed Jan 03, 2024 12:06 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Sordid Clambake news
Replies: 60
Views: 137427

Re: Sordid Clambake news

Welcome to new board members JPGettysburg, Gibbering Fucktard, and blueman. Igor is fucking around with what's left of the death pool and might have results soon. If someone would like to take it over, they can have him, but not his girl friends. Nobody (almost) has used their Lock of the Year pick ...