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by The Assassin
Fri Jan 06, 2017 6:22 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Same old SORRY ASS Raydahs...
Replies: 14
Views: 2903

Re: Same old SORRY ASS Raydahs...

Of course Derek Carr broke his leg right before the first playoff appearance in 14 years!The Raiders can't have nice things.
by The Assassin
Fri May 13, 2016 8:46 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Vegas Raiders
Replies: 4
Views: 1596

Re: Vegas Raiders

The location where they want to build said stadium is a joke.Its in between the MGM grand and the airport with no freeway access and roads that can barely handle present traffic.But hey 2pac was shot just up the street from there so that's a selling point!Vegas is abuzz about the idea but I'm pretty...
by The Assassin
Fri Aug 14, 2015 6:17 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Residents of SoCal a question.
Replies: 20
Views: 3139

Re: Residents of SoCal a question.

Mikey wrote:The definitive word on the Chargers situation:

http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks ... 1723853194

Ahh I love the Why your team sucks series each year!The worse the team is the funnier they are.
by The Assassin
Thu Aug 06, 2015 6:52 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Residents of SoCal a question.
Replies: 20
Views: 3139

Residents of SoCal a question.

Are you guys really chomping at the bits to get an NFL team back there?From what I've read and observed seems like The NFL and Fuhrer Goodell wants them in LA more than LA does.Also is it because the three top candidates to relocate there aren't exactly desirable?Just wondering what SoCal residents ...
by The Assassin
Tue Jun 16, 2015 2:15 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Rachel Dolezal
Replies: 30
Views: 3404

Re: Rachel Dolezal

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by The Assassin
Fri May 29, 2015 2:28 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Texas Flood
Replies: 49
Views: 2773

Re: Texas Flood

Hope everyone is safe and i wish there was a way to ship all that flood water towards my way as Vegas and the west as a whole could really use some of it
by The Assassin
Sat May 16, 2015 4:23 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Chargers and Raiders Plan Shared $1.7 Billion LA Stadium
Replies: 16
Views: 2329

Re: Chargers and Raiders Plan Shared $1.7 Billion LA Stadium

Mark's going to have to sell or move out of Oakland. Maybe both. I'm old skool Raider , you must understand. I couldn't stomach Dennis Allen, Reggie, and even Mark, so I dropped out, JT. For me, the Raiders died prior to 2012. I understand that the younger fans in the base have a different view of ...
by The Assassin
Sat May 16, 2015 4:18 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Chargers and Raiders Plan Shared $1.7 Billion LA Stadium
Replies: 16
Views: 2329

Re: Chargers and Raiders Plan Shared $1.7 Billion LA Stadium

http://a.disquscdn.com/get?url=http%3A%2F%2Fespn.go.com%2Fphoto%2F2012%2F0508%2Fnfl_u_davis_wm_400.jpg&key=2PIy53D7QxNk_luTPyKmrA&w=600&h=600 Obvious joke here but I'll do it anyways.Wheres he going to get 1.7 billion for a stadium when he can't even afford a decent haircut? It's the on...
by The Assassin
Fri May 15, 2015 3:07 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Chargers and Raiders Plan Shared $1.7 Billion LA Stadium
Replies: 16
Views: 2329

Re: Chargers and Raiders Plan Shared $1.7 Billion LA Stadium

http://a.disquscdn.com/get?url=http%3A%2F%2Fespn.go.com%2Fphoto%2F2012%2F0508%2Fnfl_u_davis_wm_400.jpg&key=2PIy53D7QxNk_luTPyKmrA&w=600&h=600 Obvious joke here but I'll do it anyways.Wheres he going to get 1.7 billion for a stadium when he can't even afford a decent haircut?its time for...
by The Assassin
Fri May 15, 2015 1:38 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: R.I.P. BB King... 1925 to 2015
Replies: 22
Views: 1819

Re: R.I.P. BB King... 1925 to 2015

poptart wrote:The Assassin!!

WOAH!!

:shock: hey pop!Im liking what our Raiders have done this offseason!


Long time no see, guy.
by The Assassin
Fri May 15, 2015 1:21 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: R.I.P. BB King... 1925 to 2015
Replies: 22
Views: 1819

Re: R.I.P. BB King... 1925 to 2015

Amusing story about Mr. King.So my mom about 7 or 8 years ago went to a beauty parlor which was owned by his girlfriend.As my moms getting her hair done in walks by BB King and his gf asked him what he's been up to and he responded he just went and bought some things.She proceeds to get on him about...
by The Assassin
Tue Aug 23, 2011 4:21 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: My GOD do the Raiders SUCK!
Replies: 36
Views: 3627

Re: My GOD do the Raiders SUCK!

JaMarcus Russell 2.0 drafted 3rd by the Raiders.
No 2nd 3rd or 4th round picks for next years draft. Good god.
by The Assassin
Wed Aug 10, 2011 9:20 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Adios George Lopez
Replies: 29
Views: 2477

Adios George Lopez

http://news.yahoo.com/george-lopez-nigh ... 19525.html

I'd like to say it was funny,but I never bothered to watch it.
by The Assassin
Sat Aug 06, 2011 9:19 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Tim Tebow isn't gods gift to football?Discuss
Replies: 6
Views: 1398

Tim Tebow isn't gods gift to football?Discuss

at least Merill Hoge doesn't think he is.
by The Assassin
Sat Aug 06, 2011 9:17 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: 5 greatest bands in Rock History!
Replies: 328
Views: 11869

Re: 5 greatest bands in Rock History!

Sly and the Family Stone called and he says fuck you and your list.
by The Assassin
Sat Aug 06, 2011 5:01 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: My GOD do the Raiders SUCK!
Replies: 36
Views: 3627

Re: My GOD do the Raiders SUCK!

a good signing but I agree Miller was a better offensive weapon.It would have been nice to have gotten Floyd too but he and Rivers developed good chemistry last season.And can someone explain why McFadden was using his face to block a defender?Someone get him one of those Rip Hamilton masks.
by The Assassin
Thu Aug 04, 2011 4:50 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What kind of dude is God?
Replies: 43
Views: 2452

Re: What kind of dude is God?

I thought we already agreed Tim Tebow was God.
by The Assassin
Thu Aug 04, 2011 3:03 am
Forum: MLB
Topic: Love the Brewers Fans. F*** LaRussa!
Replies: 11
Views: 1898

Re: Love the Brewers Fans. F*** LaRussa!

remember,he's a lawyer,so he knows everything.Just ask him he'll tell you.
by The Assassin
Wed Aug 03, 2011 7:50 pm
Forum: Bitter_Pittsburgher music forum
Topic: guilty musical pleasures,list em
Replies: 28
Views: 2245

guilty musical pleasures,list em

the Carpenters
Tom Jones
The Captain Hook song from Jake and the Neverland Pirates (one of the side effects of having a kid)
Rebecca Black (I hang my head low,the Friday song is catchy)
by The Assassin
Wed Aug 03, 2011 4:37 pm
Forum: MLB
Topic: markcubansavethedodgers.com
Replies: 0
Views: 684

markcubansavethedodgers.com

glass dick if this has already been posted(do you guys still do that?)

markcubansavethedodgers.com
by The Assassin
Wed Aug 03, 2011 4:35 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: My GOD do the Raiders SUCK!
Replies: 36
Views: 3627

Re: My GOD do the Raiders SUCK!

The biggest lost might be the cable guy, who I thought did a good job overall. The duds kicked the crap out of the bolts twice, sure he needed to improve the team outside the division, but with Campbell at QB they played much better than many thought they would, including myself. Now once again a n...
by The Assassin
Wed Aug 03, 2011 4:33 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: My GOD do the Raiders SUCK!
Replies: 36
Views: 3627

Re: My GOD do the Raiders SUCK!

I think Eeyore mode has overpowered you, JT. We have 10 defensive starters back from last season. Yes, losing Asomugha isn't what we wanted - but it was pretty much assumed. As you know, that defensive unit is young, and a lot of the kids have a year under their belt. I like them. Zach Miller is a ...
by The Assassin
Wed Aug 03, 2011 4:19 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Top 3
Replies: 14
Views: 1637

Re: Top 3

tmz.com
nationalenquirer.com
awkwardfamilyphotos.com
by The Assassin
Wed Aug 03, 2011 4:16 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Free Agent Frenzy - It's a Seller's Market
Replies: 60
Views: 4243

Re: Free Agent Frenzy - It's a Seller's Market

has free agency started yet?

signed
Al Davis
by The Assassin
Wed Aug 03, 2011 3:44 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I'm new here how does this work?
Replies: 9
Views: 983

Re: I'm new here how does this work?

Dinsdale wrote:Can't you fucks be gracious for even a second?

Nice to see an old-timer back.


BTW-Fuck off Assofmanfan.
I missed you too you cranky miserable old douchebag.
by The Assassin
Wed Aug 03, 2011 3:43 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I'm new here how does this work?
Replies: 9
Views: 983

Re: I'm new here how does this work?

Dr_Phibes wrote:Assassin's film reviews were always enjoyable.
Movie review=Hangover 2. It was ok,not as good as the first.
by The Assassin
Wed Aug 03, 2011 1:54 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I'm new here how does this work?
Replies: 9
Views: 983

Re: I'm new here how does this work?

Martyred wrote:Try and be nice.
aahh we are now a politically correct board I see.

Ok the Raiders dont stink they are organizationally challenged.
by The Assassin
Wed Aug 03, 2011 1:50 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I'm new here how does this work?
Replies: 9
Views: 983

I'm new here how does this work?

been gone awhile and nothings changed,the Raiders still stink :(. Whats new here?Has anyone created a wacky Casey Anthony troll yet?
by The Assassin
Tue Aug 02, 2011 10:30 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: My GOD do the Raiders SUCK!
Replies: 36
Views: 3627

Re: My GOD do the Raiders SUCK!

unless the bolts make a total nosedive(which with Norv is a possibility)I don't see that happening.The Chiefs will be better as well.The Raiders not only just lost their best receiver they also are going to be relying on a young inexperienced offensive line to keep Campbell upright.And they best hop...
by The Assassin
Tue Aug 02, 2011 10:18 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Raiderfan humiliation now complete
Replies: 19
Views: 1737

Re: Raiderfan humiliation now complete

Ironically it'll never be overstocked with fans.
by The Assassin
Tue Aug 02, 2011 10:15 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: My GOD do the Raiders SUCK!
Replies: 36
Views: 3627

My GOD do the Raiders SUCK!

Asomugha escaped,Gallery escaped,Lee Higgins escaped,and now Miller has escaped the NFLs version of Cuba and Al Castro.They take one step forward and then 3 steps back. But hey that fat contract they gave to Wembley will pay off right?....right??? Jesus its the same shit every year. Oh how are all o...
by The Assassin
Wed Feb 14, 2007 4:00 am
Forum: NBA
Topic: NBA Trades...
Replies: 27
Views: 1818

420 wrote:# 32... I'll ask you the same thing I've asked KCPaula

Are you retarded?

Explain why you think i'm a "retard" douchebag.



Because I posted a rumor I heard on the radio AND read on the net? Please explain. This outta be great.
by The Assassin
Wed Feb 14, 2007 3:05 am
Forum: NBA
Topic: NBA Trades...
Replies: 27
Views: 1818

You're "the Blazers will win a title before the Lakers do" blast is probably the funniest thing you've said in ages. Paul Allen still owns them remember? The trade won't happen because A. Kidd is hurt and is old. B. cap money C. Why the hell would anyone want Mihm or Kwame Brown? I dunno w...
by The Assassin
Tue Feb 13, 2007 9:19 pm
Forum: NBA
Topic: NBA Trades...
Replies: 27
Views: 1818

I actually heard that on FOX radio. No, you didn't.{/quote] So Chris Myers was secretly just talking to ME through the radio? you're a fucking retard. Glad to see we are all paying attention here. Says the tard who has no clue about NBA trade rules? Sweet of you to leave out the rest of the sentenc...
by The Assassin
Tue Feb 13, 2007 12:37 pm
Forum: NBA
Topic: NBA Trades...
Replies: 27
Views: 1818

Jason Kidd to the Lakers for 2 first round picks and Chris Mihm. You're a fucking idiot-btw. And if you don't know why...that makes you an even bigger idiot. PSSSST! The only player the Lakers could trade for Kidd is Kobe. Sin, Anyone who knows anything about NBA trades Nope YOU'RE just looking for...
by The Assassin
Tue Feb 13, 2007 5:11 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: mvscal in action
Replies: 17
Views: 1262

LOL that was funny!


Lighten up Mile Hi laughter reduces stress.
by The Assassin
Tue Feb 13, 2007 4:03 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Adios, Marty!
Replies: 63
Views: 2577

I have the perfect candidate.




Norv Turner.
by The Assassin
Tue Feb 13, 2007 12:20 am
Forum: NBA
Topic: NBA Trades...
Replies: 27
Views: 1818

Jason Kidd to the Lakers for 2 first round picks and Chris Mihm.


Is what I heard Chris Myers mention on the radio.

I also saw an article about it.


Does this clear up anything for you morons??Probably not.