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by The Assassin
Mon Jan 01, 2007 10:00 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: happy fucking new year
Replies: 8
Views: 890

Happy new year amigos!


god damn i'm drunk! Rack that!

WAR Irish Car Bombs
by The Assassin
Mon Jan 01, 2007 9:54 am
Forum: Bitter_Pittsburgher music forum
Topic: The Cardigans
Replies: 4
Views: 313

Its ok.
by The Assassin
Mon Jan 01, 2007 9:51 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Your playoff predictions
Replies: 31
Views: 1382

Your playoff predictions

Chiefs over the Colts
Patriots over the Jets


Chargers over the Chiefs
Ravens over the Patriots

Ravens over the Chargers




Cowboys over the Seahawks
Eagles over the Giants

Bears over the Cowboys
Saints over the Eagles

Saints over the Bears


Ravens beat the Saints 20 -10


Ed Reed is your MVP.
by The Assassin
Mon Jan 01, 2007 2:27 am
Forum: Bitter_Pittsburgher music forum
Topic: Lady Soveriegn
Replies: 1
Views: 125

Lady Soveriegn

My friend told me about this white british rapper. He said" dude she can flow! Shes awesome!"

So I downloaded some of her songs.

I'm going to find that same friend and punch him in the nose for lying to me.
by The Assassin
Mon Jan 01, 2007 1:46 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Nice choke Bungles!
Replies: 15
Views: 374

BSmack wrote:
The Assassin wrote:I'd love to see Mike Brown go off the deep end and fire Marvin Lewis. So that my Raiders can hire him about 5 minutes afterwards.
A hot rumor in Pittsburgh is that if Lewis is sacked by the Bungles, the Steelers would hire him to replace Cowher.
i'm sure Whisenhunt would be THRILLED by that.
by The Assassin
Sun Dec 31, 2006 11:58 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Happy New Year 2007...Resolutions?
Replies: 20
Views: 1080

mtool- to not let a drop of manspunk go to waste when swallowing
by The Assassin
Sun Dec 31, 2006 11:56 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Nice choke Bungles!
Replies: 15
Views: 374

I'd love to see Mike Brown go off the deep end and fire Marvin Lewis. So that my Raiders can hire him about 5 minutes afterwards.
by The Assassin
Sun Dec 31, 2006 11:55 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Raiders to get the first pick in the draft!
Replies: 68
Views: 2663

Re: Raiders to get the first pick in the draft!

If Al fucks this one up..... Its gotta be Brady Quinn. However I'm not opposed to trading down getting picks and grabbing Troy Smith in the second round. Nope. Cliff Branch was answering questions at the Raider/Chief game we were at, and said that we shouldnt be surprised if Al deals a 2nd, 4th, an...
by The Assassin
Sun Dec 31, 2006 9:48 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Raiders to get the first pick in the draft!
Replies: 68
Views: 2663

Raiders to get the first pick in the draft!

If Al fucks this one up.....


Its gotta be Brady Quinn. However I'm not opposed to trading down getting picks and grabbing Troy Smith in the second round.
by The Assassin
Sun Dec 31, 2006 5:21 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Jay Mohr reportedly marries Nikki Cox
Replies: 13
Views: 1682

I wonder how many times has Jay Mohr been asked how does Bobcats cock taste?
by The Assassin
Sun Dec 31, 2006 12:58 am
Forum: Bitter_Pittsburgher music forum
Topic: Sonic Youth fans- Show me love
Replies: 10
Views: 585

You guys own my soul something hardcore. I've downloaded all the albums in this thread and gotta say, I am totally diggin' these tunes. How am I just now getting into this shit? Incinerate on the ipod right now off of Rather Ripped, and I like. A lot. We need more of this sound. Any DVDs from these...
by The Assassin
Sun Dec 31, 2006 12:57 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Saddam Hanging video here
Replies: 14
Views: 704

Hanging him was weak.

they shoulda tied him between 2 horses facing opposite directions then fired a gun.
by The Assassin
Fri Dec 29, 2006 5:23 am
Forum: Bitter_Pittsburgher music forum
Topic: Sonic Youth fans- Show me love
Replies: 10
Views: 585

Also go rent 1990:the Year Punk Broke. Its a documentary on SY but includes this one band that went on to have mild success. They called themselves Nirvana.
by The Assassin
Fri Dec 29, 2006 5:09 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Looks like Moss says "No mas" .....
Replies: 12
Views: 1636

Currently the Raiders couldn't get 4 deflated footballs for Moss.
by The Assassin
Fri Dec 29, 2006 5:07 am
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Bob Knight
Replies: 36
Views: 1958

The obvious rooting for Knight by the ESPN team was disgusting. suck his nuts harder Dukie V!

RACK my Runnin Rebels for refusing to be the answer to the Bob Knight trivia question.



12-2 and I dare say UNLV is BACK
by The Assassin
Fri Dec 29, 2006 5:04 am
Forum: MLB
Topic: Zito to the Giants (HUGE contract)
Replies: 17
Views: 518

The Giants are still the same team as last year. One good pitcher surrounded by 4 average ones and a below average team. RACK Zito for getting the Gnats to pay up though.
by The Assassin
Thu Dec 28, 2006 4:11 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: 2007 Cowboys Poll
Replies: 8
Views: 1038

I'd like to see Parcells go and then see Jerry take over. How great would it be to see the T.O JJ ego clash on the sidelines each week!
by The Assassin
Wed Dec 27, 2006 6:00 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Great death's of 2006...
Replies: 14
Views: 445

420 wrote:
Bobby42 wrote:
The Assassin wrote:My fav Gerald Ford memory was of him attempting to put the star on the Christmas Tree and then falling on top of it .
Wasn't that Chevy Chase?
Shhhhhh!

We're dealing with #32. Let his little brain think what it wants.

It's all he has.

keep on trollin mtool!
by The Assassin
Wed Dec 27, 2006 5:53 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Great death's of 2006...
Replies: 14
Views: 445

Bobby42 wrote:
The Assassin wrote:My fav Gerald Ford memory was of him attempting to put the star on the Christmas Tree and then falling on top of it .
Wasn't that Chevy Chase?


who?? :?
by The Assassin
Wed Dec 27, 2006 5:43 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Great death's of 2006...
Replies: 14
Views: 445

My fav Gerald Ford memory was of him attempting to put the star on the Christmas Tree and then falling on top of it .
by The Assassin
Wed Dec 27, 2006 5:40 am
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: Bob Knight
Replies: 36
Views: 1958

Bob Knight will have to wait until the New Mexico game to break the record. Because he aint gonna break it against my mighty UNLV Runnin Rebels! No fucking way do we become a footnote in the General's history!!!
by The Assassin
Tue Dec 26, 2006 4:50 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Homer League Update
Replies: 22
Views: 877

I havent bothered to check since week 7 how far in last place am I?
by The Assassin
Tue Dec 26, 2006 2:51 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Chiefs - Raiders in Game
Replies: 16
Views: 819

joe6pac wrote:And from the looks of it...you couldn't have thrown a "D" cell and hit another fan from there.

Cant argue with you there. the upper sections were full of fans dressed as the green seats.
by The Assassin
Mon Dec 25, 2006 5:17 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Chiefs - Raiders in Game
Replies: 16
Views: 819

If you guys are waiting for responses from Raider fan, good luck , They're all at the game! Fixed you donkey punched faggot. I know I wasnt the only one on this board backing my team from the End Zone in McAfee. you were there? DAMMN man wish I had known! I was in section 204 row 5 seat 7! SHEEEET!
by The Assassin
Mon Dec 25, 2006 5:13 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: James Brown takes a dirt nap!!!
Replies: 50
Views: 3205

Did he go out on the good foot?


R.I.P Godfather. A true legend has passed.
by The Assassin
Mon Dec 25, 2006 2:59 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Raider Fans are complete losers!!!
Replies: 10
Views: 410

and m2 is a cum guzzling windchime making life lyin about faggot who hides behind a computer. We can add... "retarded" to the Raider Fan resume. We know that Mexicans make up 90% of the Raider Fan base. Is it too much to ask that they understand the English language? Simply pathetic. Swep...
by The Assassin
Mon Dec 25, 2006 1:48 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: A Merry Christmas RACK to the following......
Replies: 37
Views: 2133

Merry Christmas to all of you. Be safe and have a great time.



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by The Assassin
Sun Dec 24, 2006 8:31 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Raider Fans are complete losers!!!
Replies: 10
Views: 410

and m2 is a cum guzzling windchime making life lyin about faggot who hides behind a computer.
by The Assassin
Sat Dec 23, 2006 1:17 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Lion fans to protest
Replies: 10
Views: 516

Lion fans to protest

Disgruntled Lions fans planning stadium walkoutAssociated Press Some fans in Detroit are planning to protest the dismal state of the William Clay Ford-owned and Matt Millen-led Detroit Lions in their home finale for the second straight year. Last season, about 500 people marched, chanting "Fire...
by The Assassin
Fri Dec 22, 2006 12:29 pm
Forum: MLB
Topic: Bonds
Replies: 42
Views: 948

One flap down. Hum baby. May your bats emulate Tony Gwynn's little brother (or was Chris older?). According to Tony Chris was the "better" hitter of the two. :lol: I believe he was younger than Tony. I wont bother doing a google search though. May Armando Benitez be hired as your pitching...
by The Assassin
Thu Dec 21, 2006 3:23 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: If you read about a mass murder at Time-Warner cable
Replies: 1
Views: 121

What did they do now?
by The Assassin
Thu Dec 21, 2006 2:09 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: It's that time of year again....
Replies: 3
Views: 672

LOL the 3 kings,,Martin Luther,rodney,and Don!
by The Assassin
Wed Dec 20, 2006 10:55 pm
Forum: NBA
Topic: bwahahaha you guys still post here?
Replies: 21
Views: 1383

godzilla2002 wrote:
The Assassin wrote:Bonus points for anyone who can tell me where Kiki Vandeweighe went to college WITHOUT looking it up on ESPN or Google!
Can I still get on the Bandwagon without knowing the answer?
Feel free. I'm a Laker fan anyways.
by The Assassin
Wed Dec 20, 2006 10:29 pm
Forum: NBA
Topic: bwahahaha you guys still post here?
Replies: 21
Views: 1383

Bonus points for anyone who can tell me where Kiki Vandeweighe went to college WITHOUT looking it up on ESPN or Google!
by The Assassin
Wed Dec 20, 2006 10:24 pm
Forum: MLB
Topic: Looks like the Sox will sign the Jap after all.
Replies: 10
Views: 530

Jack can you ever justify the Red Sox without comparing them with the Yankees? ???? Justify??? WTF??? Who else has paid close to $100 million for a pitcher for a 6 year contract?? Let's see if Matsuzaka can pitch as good as or better than Mussina has pitched for the Yankees. It's about comparing hi...
by The Assassin
Wed Dec 20, 2006 10:21 pm
Forum: MLB
Topic: Bonds
Replies: 42
Views: 948

LOL That one was pretty funny. But, I digress. May your infield throw to first base with the resilience of Steve Sax. dont hate Saxy because of his guest appearance on "Who's the Boss". May your 4th 5th and 6th hitters suffer a bout of "Jeffrey Leonarditis" One flap down. Hum ba...
by The Assassin
Wed Dec 20, 2006 10:12 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Raiders-Chiefs sat night
Replies: 34
Views: 1332

dave, generally speaking, the older the Raider fan, the more he regards Davis with the "respect" you say he ought to be given. In my eyes Al is an NFL gem, and one of the few "old guard" who remain. Younger Raider fan tends to see him as a grade-A ass. I know where they are comi...
by The Assassin
Wed Dec 20, 2006 10:06 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Free blow jobs for everyone who posts in our new forum
Replies: 11
Views: 1216

Wheres molly at? I like her shes good people.
by The Assassin
Wed Dec 20, 2006 9:54 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Pick my girlfriend's Christmas present this year
Replies: 123
Views: 7425

Buy her a giftcard to Cracker Barrell.


then go fuck yourself.
by The Assassin
Wed Dec 20, 2006 9:53 pm
Forum: Hockey
Topic: the Las Vegas Penguins.....
Replies: 37
Views: 2103

the Las Vegas Penguins.....

Casino aligned with Pens not awarded licenseAssociated Press PITTSBURGH -- The Penguins' future in Pittsburgh was in doubt following the state's rejection Wednesday of a slot-machine casino application by Isle of Capri Casinos, which had promised to build a $290 million arena if it got a license. Sc...