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indyfrisco

Goober McTuber wrote:You really should have gotten some consideration in the "last word whore" thread, you know.

This is true.

indyfrisco

Jesus fucking Christ.

Posted: 25 Aug 2011 03:01 am

Enough said...

88,

Good read. I only wish you hadn't started it with the ending.

indyfrisco

Goober McTuber wrote:
Sudden Sam wrote:We do need JON back in here.

Guess there's nothing we could do to convince him to return.
You could probably drop an email to his wife at work and ask her to send him back.

Or you can ask her to show us her tits. Do we really need a poll to decide? Or, why not both?

indyfrisco

Don't worry Sam. He's reading. In his absence, at least his alma mater as well as the team he roots for are still providing the Iowa funnay.

indyfrisco

Wow. Winner of Iowa and Iowa State (je...err...jon's alma mater, sup HR dept!) receive the Cy-Hawk trophy of a farmer, his family and a bushel of corn. Pathetic http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2011/0823/ncf_ic_cyhawk01_400.jpg Cy-Hawk trophy circa 2006 http://a.espncdn.com/photo/2011/0822/ncf_a_cyhawkts_...

indyfrisco

My dad crashed his bike when he was 21. Rolled into a ditch and the back of his head hit a concrete culvert and broke his back. Had he not been wearing a helmet (which cracked all the way through), there would be no IndyFrisco as I was conceived when he was 25. (Obligatory UNRACK PapaFrisco's HELMET!)

indyfrisco

Right. That's why you live in such an isolated shithole. I forgot. Isolated, yes. Shithole, no. I've lived in downtown Dallas. I've lived in the subs in Dallas. I like to visit the city. I would never want to live there or even in the suberbs again. I had a 4 mile commute in the suberbs that took m...

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Screw_Michigan wrote:Another suggestion would be for you to go take a nap on railroad tracks.

me

indyfrisco

Screw_Michigan wrote:Security bars, baby. Peace of fucking mind.

Sounds like a great place to live.

indyfrisco

Screw_Michigan wrote:
War Wagon wrote: You're pathetically shallow.

Hey, go buy yourself some nice new expensive toy and post pics. That should cheer you up.
I_F needs the company. Everyone needs fliends.

Who the fuck said I needed friends? Now pick up your mop and get back to work.

indyfrisco

Bikes are cool, but just not worth it. There is no margin for error. It just takes one mistake, and it doesn't even have to be yours. Which is why I chose not to get one. Side note...a month ago, a very close family friend was in French Lick (20 miles from home) with his biker buddies. He owns the ...

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That guy has a bike too? I've seen him in a car and in a truck. Yeah, I've seen that guy in a car and/or truck too, but it amazes me someone would do it on a bike and risk their own life. Dude didn't even have a helmet on. Sam, I didn't know if there was just some biker "code" or "pr...

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Sam, What about “this guy” who I have encountered several times in my life? Recently, I was heading back home from Chicago. About a 5.5-6 hour drive. I had my wife and 5 year old in the car. Lots of country riding. Get stuck on a long stretch of highway where it is just a single road with one lane g...

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Sudden Sam wrote:
IndyFrisco wrote:I thought it was common knowledge Vogel's wife and daughter have blown have the board.
Had no idea.

I never get included in the fun stuff.

Tell VogelFrau to take her teeth out. Just say "Gimmie the gummy!" She'll know what you mean.

indyfrisco

Sudden Sam wrote:
IndyFrisco wrote: [gah]I talked to Katy several times on the phone[/gah]
No one showed up at your door with a dead puppy in a sack?

:? My spreadsheet is not up to date.

indyfrisco

I thought it was common knowledge Vogel's wife and daughter have blown have the board.

indyfrisco

Oh, and the last time someone sent me beer (Left Seater hooked me up with an assorted case of Yeungling, thanks again Bro), it was a nightmare. Hope this works out better.

indyfrisco

How much do you plan to send? I'll go ahead and get an equal amount of BBQ sauce packaged up. Just let me know your preferance. Mild/Medium/Hot or combo of the flavors. I can pop habanero peppers like M&M's just about, but check with 88 on a heat level preference. In my mind, the Mild just taste...

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I don't have 27 TVs. I only have 17.

[gah]I talked to Katy several times on the phone as she was helping me get the T1B radio thing going which caused ShrunkenPerk to go in a fit of rage and jealousy.[/gah]

I'd motorboat Aggie Gal in a heartbeat.

indyfrisco

As long as your wife and daughter continue to man the glory hole on the back door, all's good.

indyfrisco

Dinsdale wrote:The geologists have determined that the quake was caused by the recently-discovered Bush's Fault.

DC must have inherited Bush's Fault.

indyfrisco

Why am I picturing the following scene from The Office: Dwight -- 5.9 is nothing. Talk to me when we get a 9.0 and REALLY feel it. Michaeal -- That's what she said!!! I was thinking more along the lines of: AnaNg -- ST, 5.9" is nothing. Talk to me when we you get 9" so I can REALLY feel i...

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NFL games, and certainly exhibition games , haven't been family outings for years. I disagree. I know plenty of families who have gone to pre-season games because the season ticket holders are selling them at very discounted prices... or they give them away to 'family.' ^^^This^^^ I'm taking my wif...

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It's the Brown Dwarf...Elenin. Run for the caves. Mizzoura, here we come. Let's find terral.

indyfrisco

Sudden Sam wrote:

This map tells me that the lowest teen birth rates are in states where ~~it's too damn cold to fuck~~ the population is predominantly pale.

indyfrisco

KC Scott wrote:I'm sure Screwy is on the scene and ready to cover the carnage

That...or to help clean up.

indyfrisco

Sudden Sam wrote:That's a hog in his mouth.

Hate to run into one of them on my bike!

Don't you usually tote one on the back of your bike?

indyfrisco

Heard they're selling like hotcakes in College Station.

indyfrisco

Goober McTuber wrote:
Sudden Sam wrote:I don't get it. I mean, I've done worse things.
You’ve done worse things than stomp on a dude’s head? Elaborate, please.

I shot a little feral dog in the ass with my BB gun when I was about 10. Is that worse?

Then again, my older brother saw me do it and beat the shit out of me.

indyfrisco

They just need to get rid of the cheap seats.

indyfrisco

Sudden Sam wrote:I don't get it.

You can take the hoodrat outa the hood but you can't take the hood outa the hoodrat.

indyfrisco

Sitting on the 9th row for the Colts games around the 35-40 yard line, many of the kickoff collisions occur right in front of us. The TV broadcast of the hits do not do them justice. Honestly, I don't see how these guys get up after the collisions that occur on kickoffs. It's fucking BRUTAL! That be...

indyfrisco

We should all chip in and get some flowers. No, wait a minute. In honour of Jack, we ought to make Mikey and Indy buy the flowers and the rest of us can just sign the card. I ain't signing nothing. You don't get to sign the card. You only get to pay your fair share, which is half of the cost. Since...

indyfrisco

War Wagon wrote:Isn't she also the bitch complaining about the NWS not naming hurricanes after Africans?

She should. Hurricanes kill, destroy and devastate any community they come in contact with. It is racist to deny the naming rights to African-Americans.

indyfrisco

You'd better get used to these types of images if we built a maglev here.

indyfrisco

A little tight-lipped there, aren't we Jsc42? Any thoughts on the matter?

indyfrisco

Reset. SOLID!

And the 2011 version

indyfrisco

Saw that pic on the awkward family photos site.

indyfrisco

Screw_Michigan wrote:I'll leave the anti-semetic balsts to you.

Appreciate that.

indyfrisco

Jsc810 wrote:Which place would you like to live in?

The one where hard work is rewarded and lazy fucks die in the streets.

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