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Van is the pusillanimous closeted gestapo of the keyboard.

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Van is the pithy ooze from Blondie's Snatch Serpent.

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AP is the prodigal son; David Lee Roth's gigalo to Van Halen's mattress.

jtr is the stain on the mattress.

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Okay, we all know about the stereotype. Probably, we even all buy into it. I just wanna know how it all got started? How did the Brits ever come to be specifically known for having rotten teeth? Why the Brits, moreso than any other Euro country or, lessee here...China? Sure seems to me that there's...

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Van wrote:Just a guess here but I suspect TVO's record is better than Jess's when it comes to properly tawdry talent giving him call backs...

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Werd...It's all about making that GTA!

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Positions?

1. Roofer: inside...rolling fattys for tonight's Laker game.

2. Burntfelice: outside...in direct sunlight.

3. Zyklon B: inside...the paddock begging his boy Baffert for an autograph.

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You guys have a poster named Chlamydia . Chlamydia seems to be a spammer type. You know I don't like spammers. I appreciate the nod, per se. I just want to improve my current locale. I like to have my daily dose of Bace, Bushy, Bsmack, Terry, Smack, AP, Jay, ChargerM, Roach, MartyRed, Otis, Vannie,...

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Gas prices are still dictated by supply and demand, among other things. So, yes, if the number is twelve million illegals in this country then you can be damn sure they're more than doing their part to increase demand for gas. :medsroll: I'll keep that in mind the next time I stuck behind the vario...

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Tell you what, SG. Long story, not short. I've got family of sorts split between here and Ecuador. Got a scorecard? My sister-in-law's parents legally immigrated here from Peru. My sister-in-law was later born here in the U.S. She was the youngest of five. Her four older siblings over time became na...

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SoCal, there's no reason for us to be staring at $8 heads of lettuce. Besides, how's your auto insurance bill looking lately? Your medical coverage bill? Had to use an ER lately? (Now, granted, because you're a school teacher your co-pays might actually still be small so some of this may not be aff...

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Then you've just agreed with Van's point. Yes, Spinach Marcus, I agree with those two points. $8 lettuce? Link? Titty-twist the context much? I asked if he was ready for such a price. Ready as in the near future. I'd say the illegals are the only ones ripping families apart. Ever the guardian of pe...

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Van, Ever the loquacious melter... First your points as I channel Marcus: 1. Are we a sovereign nation with porous borders that need attention? Yes. 2. Should we be able to dictate and control who comes in and who goes ooot? Yes. Questions for you: 1. Are you ready for $8 lettuce? For a dirty Chipot...

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jtr, will you sign my yearbook?

Stay cool and have a bitchin' summer!

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http://www.epica-awards.org/assets/epic ... fivetv.htm

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The Assassin wrote:$50.

I may live in Las Vegas but I'm too much of a chickenshit to gamble real money.

Irony called. He wants your user name back.

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Firefox wrote:
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Roseville thinktank spews
Forth rant as sales commission
Fills Tesoro 's bank
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Van wrote:
socal wrote:54 in Van? Annie will be pleased.

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bada bing!

(Yes, I laughed. Fucker.)

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54 in Van? Annie will be pleased.

:P

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Luth,

Don't mind mvscal. He's just a little conflicted. 'Sides he just found out that Vince Young was a black man who won't be playing in Tejas next year.

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velocet wrote:Well, that about covers it, socal. Rack.

You call for the next object.

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Sorry, velo, I seem a bit empty-headed myself.

Show me...

VP's home.

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Guitar jockeys, enjoy.
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http://www.madville.com/link.php?id=129212&t=15

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velocet wrote:Find a pic that best represents Van M0dboy's mind.

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Y2K wrote:...credit card...

Any time those two words are mentioned, I masturbate and two kittens are killed: Nocalsnowgirl and Indy Clown.

Sin,

Russ in Sactown

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Van wrote:Fester's definitely the goalie.

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Thierry Henry, Van's Chatsworth porn wig,
and Barcelona's Number One Fan Uncle Fester.

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Van, you indignant, flag-waving agrisexual! Defense wins championships. (Well, that plus a few timely three pointers and a referee who swallows his whistle at the first sight of all things Kazam.) The Pistons may as well be a sahkuh team. Quit yer bitchin' and lace 'em up. You and Fester versus me a...

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Your Dome wrote:BODE

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Kill him quick, so he isnt used as a bargaining chip. A bargaining chip? How does he become a bargaining chip if we don't bargain with terrorists? Or is Bush planning on bargaining with terrorists as well? Maybe not Bush, but what if a Dem wins the election in '08. Let's offer up m2, Caddie, and a ...

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Motion to change the topic from 'Should women be beaten?' to 'Should board bitches get their daily beatdown?'

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Van wrote:Nothing, except Nyquil...

For that nighttime, sniffling, sneezing, cold, and eight year-old going on 42 hallucination medicine.
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Mister Bushice wrote:
socal wrote:This was the ninth consecutive year and the last one for the boy as he's moving on to high school next year.
Which grade did he repeat? :)

He's at a K-8.

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Van wrote:Dins will already be sitting there rubbing his ass with KY when they throw me in the cell.

[layup]Fixed[/layup]

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Van Lobo wrote:
I'll never forget the day
We motored stately into big L.A.
The lights of the city put settlin'
Down in my brain
Though it's only been a month or so
That old car's buggin' us to go
We've gotta get away and get back on
The road again

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Rack UCLA!

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Van, Don't confuse me with RC. You remember RC dontcha? That drug-addled, middle school trolling, basketball pundit, andfellow Lakers fan who did time in L.A. County? The one who MacGuyvered his way over the razor wire using only a plastic spork, earwax, and a bedsheet from the hospital ward? The on...

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Dins will know how to bail Van out.

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^^^I was thinking more of a push mower with a really dull blade. Either that or a pair of scissors.

TL, I'm passing the hat. Could ya help a teacher help some teachers out?

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It's nice to hear some parents with the same problem. My 8th grader will be 14 in July. Always been pretty much an A student but now pulling B's and C's on his progress report...missing homework etc. It's like he just doesn't give a shit anymore. Here's the ultimate story of unfathomable procrastin...

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Mace, The boy had a similar drop earlier this year then finished the semester with a flurry to avoid his first C. Then this week the progress report for the second trimester: two D's! Missing assignments. Blah, blah, blah. They're C's now but he's on thin ice. Buh bye soccer if'n he can't finish his...

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