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by socal
Thu Jun 08, 2006 1:40 am
Forum: Soccer
Topic: World Cup Prediction Thread
Replies: 14
Views: 742

Re: World Cup Prediction Thread

Winners: Germany

Runners-up: USA

Player of the tournament: Lukas Podolski (Germany)

USA: Escape group play and upset Brazil.

England: Lose to Germany in 2nd round.

Surprise teams: Poland, South Korea

Chokers: France, Mexico

Dark Horses: Ukraine, Serbia and Montenegro
by socal
Tue Jun 06, 2006 2:10 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Classic Live Rock, Rack Mikey
Replies: 4
Views: 214

Currently it's Skynard, "Free Bird" Oakland Coliseum 7/02/77.

Rack!
by socal
Tue Jun 06, 2006 1:44 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Were your parents strict?
Replies: 3
Views: 256

I tip my Big Mac to him and call him my Daddy.
by socal
Tue Jun 06, 2006 1:02 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Zyban
Replies: 39
Views: 1745

Banning Zyclone? Excellent.
by socal
Tue Jun 06, 2006 12:55 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Art of Camouflage
Replies: 11
Views: 464

If you let the focus of your eyes settle into the picture, you can see fatsak with a pog in his ass crack.
by socal
Sun Jun 04, 2006 6:41 pm
Forum: Soccer
Topic: PKs/shootouts fucking BLOW
Replies: 6
Views: 1214

Nice rant, RF. But what if the United States beats Italy on kicks from the penalty mark? What then bitter little Dutch Boy?

:wink:
by socal
Sun Jun 04, 2006 5:07 am
Forum: Soccer
Topic: Honest Soccer Question
Replies: 23
Views: 2177

Live is where it's at. I haven't had the pleasure of seeing a WC match in person but I once saw a World Cup qualifier between Bolivia and host Ecuador in '99. Ecuador rolled them and the country went berserk.
by socal
Sat Jun 03, 2006 3:32 pm
Forum: Soccer
Topic: Fester, Where the Fuck Are Thou?
Replies: 2
Views: 485

Fester, Where the Fuck Are Thou?

Step it up, bitch.

:lol:

Seriously, rack the new forum.
by socal
Sat Jun 03, 2006 3:28 pm
Forum: Soccer
Topic: Honest Soccer Question
Replies: 23
Views: 2177

It's slow and steady growth as RF mentioned. Socal is awash with youth soccer, and it ain't just Mexicans on a Sunday afternoon at the park. LS, I played only one year as an 11 year-old and dropped it. My coach was completely inexperienced as was our entire AYSO region. Hell, I think AYSO itself had...
by socal
Fri Jun 02, 2006 3:17 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Proclaim BODE right here
Replies: 41
Views: 3339

In two weeks, school's out for summah.
by socal
Wed May 31, 2006 2:00 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Worst drivers in America
Replies: 39
Views: 2263

Untwist your panties, STFU, and drive.
by socal
Tue May 30, 2006 2:04 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Bbq'n on Memorial Day?
Replies: 11
Views: 359

Mikey,

In for the halibut. Only crappy Corona.

Currently 75 here in the LBC.

BTW I was in your neck of the woods this weekend. From Saturday to Sunday what a difference in the weather, eh?
by socal
Fri May 26, 2006 1:43 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Fine. You win. Your King Cake IS that fuggen good!
Replies: 41
Views: 1330

Ang is a level-headed mom with the "karate kid" avatar. I don't think she's your ex-wife come back to stalk you the way m2 currently does your rim.

And since when did Ace Hardware start selling Hayabusa?

:lol:
by socal
Fri May 26, 2006 5:20 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Fine. You win. Your King Cake IS that fuggen good!
Replies: 41
Views: 1330

Well, how many APS's can there be? Ang? Too nice. Blondie? Too slunty. m2?

:lol:

Rainy day, huh? You related to Bace maybe?

:P
by socal
Fri May 26, 2006 4:59 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Fine. You win. Your King Cake IS that fuggen good!
Replies: 41
Views: 1330

What! No guitar porn beanbags?

:lol:

If it wasn't Annie who coaxed you out into Luther's crosshairs (gotta be pp), I think it was Annie though who aptly dropped the James Spader reference on you.
by socal
Wed May 24, 2006 4:12 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Saw Zyclone on FOX News this evening!
Replies: 10
Views: 928

It was me Van. Fox camera crew were like 5 yards from me and my friends when I went ape shit, it took everyone else a good 30 seconds to figure out what happened. I even turned to the carmera guy and said did you see the break down and he was more interested in me dropping fbombs infront of million...
by socal
Mon May 22, 2006 12:07 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The One Board, by the Numbers
Replies: 87
Views: 5180

Poptart, you sir are going to hell for that one. Thanks. SoCal just gakked over that shit. :evil: :lol: Van Crotchrocker, Double nickels is the perfect number for you. . . . http://www.getreadytorock.com/features/sammy_hagar1.jpg Rack poptart again for hitting paydirt. (BTW, August 23rd is my pop's...
by socal
Sat May 20, 2006 3:21 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The One Board, by the Numbers
Replies: 87
Views: 5180

Rack Tart 3:16.
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Image
by socal
Mon May 15, 2006 3:01 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Euro, your comments...
Replies: 53
Views: 3393

That Impala upholsterer in Amsterdam just swooned.
by socal
Sun May 14, 2006 12:19 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Euro, your comments...
Replies: 53
Views: 3393

No one wants to pay more taxes, Van. Of course, I'm sure you don't want more of your income allocated to your own skyrocketing medical insurance either. What say we find a better way to use our resources.
by socal
Sat May 13, 2006 3:10 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Euro, your comments...
Replies: 53
Views: 3393

Well, duh.

I'm talking doctor visits outside hospital visits. Lots of peeps are clogging up hospital ER's with health issues that can be handled elsewhere.
by socal
Fri May 12, 2006 2:04 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Euro, your comments...
Replies: 53
Views: 3393

B, you also seem to be forgetting the obvious: Uninsured or not, people in this country still receive treatment when they show up at the hospital. That's just one of the cost issues with illegal aliens that keeps driving up the cost of healthcare for those of us who do pay for our own... When they ...
by socal
Fri May 12, 2006 3:07 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: L to R: Van and SRV...
Replies: 2
Views: 219

L to R: Van and SRV...

edit: image
by socal
Thu May 11, 2006 3:12 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Use a metaphor
Replies: 87
Views: 3194

jtr is the Frank Burns of T1B.
by socal
Wed May 10, 2006 3:59 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Use a metaphor
Replies: 87
Views: 3194

BWAAAAAA!!!

Van is the Ward Cleaver of anal retention.
by socal
Wed May 10, 2006 3:54 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Use a metaphor
Replies: 87
Views: 3194

Van is the C.W. McCall of gixxer convoys.

(Van is the Horshack of Edit Smack. And the first one was so great I've forgotten it! :lol: )
by socal
Wed May 10, 2006 3:45 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Use a metaphor
Replies: 87
Views: 3194

WW is the keg party of politics.
by socal
Wed May 10, 2006 2:54 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Use a metaphor
Replies: 87
Views: 3194

WW is the captain of the Goodship Oblivious.

Dude, my name alone is all the dirt you need.

"socal is the Kobe Bryant of________________."

"socal is the ___________ of faults.
by socal
Wed May 10, 2006 2:43 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Use a metaphor
Replies: 87
Views: 3194

Van is the Spiccoli of teatotalers.
by socal
Wed May 10, 2006 2:29 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Use a metaphor
Replies: 87
Views: 3194

:lol:

I'll take that as a compliment as Rick takes his walking papers...bastard!

Van is a polyester suit screaming Castro District.
by socal
Tue May 09, 2006 2:20 pm
Forum: Soccer
Topic: Now taking applications ...
Replies: 37
Views: 3681

Euro and Fester, yin and yang, proper football and sahkuh, porn and scorn.
by socal
Tue May 09, 2006 3:21 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Use a metaphor
Replies: 87
Views: 3194

Van is the fluid-tipped reservoir tickling Waitman Wade Beorn's anal warts.
by socal
Tue May 09, 2006 3:12 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Use a metaphor
Replies: 87
Views: 3194

Van is the George Costanza of Marine Biologists.
by socal
Tue May 09, 2006 1:53 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Use a metaphor
Replies: 87
Views: 3194

Van is the Irie of gazers.
by socal
Tue May 09, 2006 1:47 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Use a metaphor
Replies: 87
Views: 3194

Van is the barnacled-leech on Filthy McNastie's fetid nutsack.
by socal
Tue May 09, 2006 1:37 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Use a metaphor
Replies: 87
Views: 3194

Van is the fence-shepherd for the jtr flock.
by socal
Tue May 09, 2006 1:31 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Use a metaphor
Replies: 87
Views: 3194

:lol:

err, cuckholds!

Van is the limp gimp of temerity.
by socal
Tue May 09, 2006 1:23 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Use a metaphor
Replies: 87
Views: 3194

Van is the Don Strock of cuckholders.
by socal
Tue May 09, 2006 1:15 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Use a metaphor
Replies: 87
Views: 3194

Van is the Chatsworth of Sacramento.
by socal
Tue May 09, 2006 1:09 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Use a metaphor
Replies: 87
Views: 3194

Van is the left-euretha of Moorese's forked penis.