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Quick! Word association!

White...black.

Up...down.

Bace...burn ward.

TTB...DUI.

Russ...credit cards.

Van...guitars.

Jimmy Medalions...:roll:

IndyFrisco...fellatio.

MgoBlueLight-Special...spelling & grammar

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Come again?

poptart wrote:Do you think the US World Cup players would be dicking around in soccer if they could compete, and get paid & laid, in one of the 3 biggies ... ?

They chose soccer early on because they knew they couldn't hack it in the bigs.

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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:Lay off Gammons.

Dude loves the game, indie rock and is a walking encyclopedia.

T & P.

Penalty on MgoOldSchool-SmackGrammarian for not using a second comma before the conjunction in a series of three.

:P

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More often than not teams pass back in order to retain possession. You're also making the defending team chase the ball which lowers their stamina for an attack. There are no downs, no shotclock, no backcourt violations, so use the whole field. Fester, not every play in the NFL is here I come, three...

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Let's have a garage sale.

Items?

Fu's $54,000 SUV.

Mikey's BBQ.

Bace's Jessica Alba bobblehead.

Van's guitar porn beanbag.

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The Los Angeles Dodgers.
-Mikey

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Van,

How does gravity win? When you're seven years old and you're eyeball-to-handlebar wit it, that's how.

Women? See your Christianity is the devil thread. Cars? Them's fightin' words. Dad is a mechanic through-and-through.

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Street urchins mired in fog.

-Van's Bladder

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As a wee lad my pops told me in no uncertain terms that I was never to ride a motorcycle as long as I lived under his roof. He had just visited his brother, my uncle, in ICU. Good ol' Uncle Tim took a tumble over the handlebars and lived to tell about it. A broken leg. Might have been a compound fra...

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Leave it to poptard; if you're not pulling big dollars, you're not an athlete? AM talk radio desperately needs you.

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SoCal, of course I jumped on it, it made me laugh. Any of these stats must come with disclaimers and qualifiers but I notice where you didn't apply any when you posted your stats and came up with your conclusion based on those stats. Admit it, there's all sorts of reasons why you don't ride but mor...

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Cue the glam rock synthesizer guitar posers Missing Persons Walking in L.A. Only a nobody walks in L.A. . . . http://www.dailynexus.com/story_images/2004-09-16/collateral.jpg Seriously, Van, you jumped on that stat quicker than Diego on Rush's Limp Dick. In my estimation you are not the sort of too...

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Deer, moose...gas station transient.

Call me a cager but I'm with mvscal.

Gibbering Dumbfuckstats, Two and Four

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Van Hall Monitor wrote:
Socal wrote:Here here.

Doh!!!

:Mgo is jolted awake from his nocturnal Bat Slumber by an alarm going off alerting him to the egregious misspelling of another hoary Olde English phrase:

Where's the flood?
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Mgo, suffice it to say that you've grossly misinterpreted my sentiments here. I was just enjoying the fact that Smackie actually dropped a post in this thread, with a spelling correction and everything. See, I always enjoyed Smackie's posts so it's good to see him back. I'm very much enjoying this ...

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Mgo,

The best defense is a good offense. That huge slapping sound you're hearing is Van using his pimphand on your dome.

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That was absolutely criminal.

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R.L Stein Hate to break it to you (especially in this thread), but it's R.L. Stine. And I'm not on my second one of his books. In fact, I've never read any of his work. And .....................everything in that post of yours was spelled correctly! Smackie strikes a blow for old literate types eve...

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Mexico played very well. It took a great shot to beat them in extra time.

Ecuador vs. England should be a great match, too.

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Holy shit! Maxi Rodriguez's goal might have been the best I've ever seen.

Golazo!
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http://www.sepp.org/images/gif/hockey_stick.gif . . . http://www.seskate.com/hockey/pics/Sherwoodiceman.jpg . . . http://fare.uoguelph.ca/events/images/GlennHockeyStick.jpg . . . http://www.extreme-z.com/appearance/gallery/albums/cpaint/94_Camaro_Z28_Hugger_Orange_white_hockey_stick_stripe_Glasstek...

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"To be the best, you've got to beat the best." American Dream Still Out of Reach By Grahame L. Jones Times Staff Writer June 23, 2006 NUREMBERG, Germany — It is the players you feel for, the veterans who have spent a decade or two chasing an elusive dream, firm in the belief that one day, ...

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AYSO is only one organization. There are plenty of other youth football as soc iations out there for more competitive sorts if you've got deep pockets. As was mentioned earlier, the rest of the world plays this game almost exclusively. They're deeper and vastly more talented. Argentina's current ros...

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Wait! IndyFellatio is pro sauce? There's a take in there somewhere.

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Socal, what the fuck are you driving at? Have you not seen what I'm referring to? If you live in SoCal, you of of all people should know what I'm talking about. Mgo, Yes, I've seen the latest fashion fad in shades. Many kids your age are sporting those shades you so abhor. To me, with remarks like ...

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McBride was in an offside position when the shot was taken. Even though he didn't touch the ball, he made a move that deceived or distracted the keeper by lifting his leg to allow the ball to pass through. Therefore, in the opinion of the referee, McBride should be penalized for an offside offense.

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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:I'm beginning to think all SoCalers are ignorant dumbshits like SoCalTrjn.

I'd like to give them the benefit of the doubt, but I never find an exception.

Que the fuck, MgoAbuelo?

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MgoBlue-LightSpecial wrote:
socal wrote:Mgo, you're not a hair past 30 are you?
24

Yeah, those youngins, always trying to reinvent themselves.

Did you steal Luther's AARP password or sumptin?

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Mgo, you're not a hair past 30 are you?

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Absolutely a balls out game for the US. We got hosed on the cards. If you look at the replays, both Pablo and Eddie got the ball. Eddie should have known better. But on his first card the replay showed that he was the one being held and dragged down by the Italian striker. The ref was the worst I h...

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No, haven't met Fidel. I chose the pic more for the coke-addled Argentine given the World Cup and all.

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I don't speak Spanish but I still prefer the coverage before, during, between and after matches.

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Dinsdale wrote:S'all's I'm sayin'.

I laughed.

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Rack all fathers, wood-burning and otherwise.

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Univision is all you need.

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Horrendous defense. Just give the Czech's all the time in the world. Don't even bother to pressure them.

At this rate it looks like 3-and-out.

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http://www.fifa.com/en/regulations/regu ... ,3,00.html

^^^ Open this link, then find a flash animation link labeled 'Click here for interactive guide to Offside Law 11". It will take you through the laws step-by-step.

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Unrack work.

Rack replays on Galavision (though I haven't a clue which channel it is here in Socal).

Rack Ecuador!

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Word on the street says the kid dropped his hair clippings in the $54,000 SUV.

Mikey will be pleased.

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