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by Rack Fu
Thu Apr 29, 2010 11:28 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Quiz Time: Celebrity Marathoners
Replies: 67
Views: 4253

Re: Quiz Time: Celebrity Marathoners

i guess the explanation about how your digestive tract gets shut down makes sense. better luck next time i guess. I had to have a nutritionist completely explain it to me. "Don't drink too much" is sort of counterintuitive to everything we hear about "Hydrate, hydrate, hydrate" ...
by Rack Fu
Thu Apr 29, 2010 12:24 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Quiz Time: Celebrity Marathoners
Replies: 67
Views: 4253

Re: Quiz Time: Celebrity Marathoners

nice yob nearly killing yourself, fu. not sure if i buy the intestinal blockage explanation. can't really imagine how you could eat that much while biking. of course, i've never partaken in such lunacy, so i can't say for sure. if i had to come up with some sort of explanation, it sounds like you m...
by Rack Fu
Wed Apr 28, 2010 1:03 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Quiz Time: Celebrity Marathoners
Replies: 67
Views: 4253

Re: Quiz Time: Celebrity Marathoners

Python wrote:Just a hint, but if you start throwing up, you should stop doing whatever it is that's making you throw up. I thought everyone knew this.
I'm no pussy!
:D
by Rack Fu
Tue Apr 27, 2010 12:31 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: (!)Thread Titles That Make You Cringe(!)
Replies: 24
Views: 2426

Re: Thread Titles That Make You Cringe

Let me be the first....

Thread Titles That Make You Cringe
by Rack Fu
Tue Apr 27, 2010 12:30 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Quiz Time: Celebrity Marathoners
Replies: 67
Views: 4253

Re: Quiz Time: Celebrity Marathoners

Martyred wrote:What psychological defect are you compensating for?
Besides being stubborn and not willing to quit anything whether it kills me or not? Isn't that enough? 8)
by Rack Fu
Mon Apr 26, 2010 9:35 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Quiz Time: Celebrity Marathoners
Replies: 67
Views: 4253

Re: Quiz Time: Celebrity Marathoners

I'm doing another Ironman 70.3 in Orlando in three weeks. Hopefully, things go much smoother. It would help if I didn't have a stomach bug going in and I think I grossly miscalculated my caloric/nutritional needs on the bike. I took in way too many calories which probably clogged my GI and caused al...
by Rack Fu
Mon Apr 26, 2010 4:17 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Quiz Time: Celebrity Marathoners
Replies: 67
Views: 4253

Re: Quiz Time: Celebrity Marathoners

So how was the race? http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v314/sa19030/703Texas.jpg Swim was a bit choppy. We got beat up by some waves for a good portion of the swim. Would have liked to finish the swim a couple of minutes faster. Came off the bike around 3:30 just like I wanted, which setup nice to ...
by Rack Fu
Sat Apr 24, 2010 7:16 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Quiz Time: Celebrity Marathoners
Replies: 67
Views: 4253

Re: Quiz Time: Celebrity Marathoners

Jsc810 wrote:Aren't you supposed to be doing a half-Ironman right now? Or have you finished it already? If so, what was your time?
It's tomorrow.
by Rack Fu
Sat Apr 24, 2010 4:47 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Quiz Time: Celebrity Marathoners
Replies: 67
Views: 4253

Re: Quiz Time: Celebrity Marathoners

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_marathoners Some celeb times. I think Gordon Ramsay just finished one in about 3:30. I love this one: Mike Malinin, Goo Goo Dolls, Rock 'n' Roll Marathon 2004 (5:07:53) Mike stopped and briefly played drums with all 26 bands on the course . His best time is actua...
by Rack Fu
Fri Apr 23, 2010 12:09 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Quiz Time: Celebrity Marathoners
Replies: 67
Views: 4253

Re: Quiz Time: Celebrity Marathoners

Running a 2:05-whatever at Boston is just plain ludicrous. I have nothing but admiration for anyone that can qualify for Boston let alone finish in nearly two hours. I'm racing Ironman Texas 70.3 this weekend and hope to finish the half marathon portion of the race in two hours, granted that's after...
by Rack Fu
Fri Apr 09, 2010 11:38 am
Forum: Golf
Topic: All things Masters
Replies: 45
Views: 1769

Re: All things Masters

TW the clubhouse leader at -5. The rest of the world says -4. At the time I posted that, Tiger was still on the course. So was Boom-boom. TW = Tom Watson. Fucking tards. Who the hell refers to Watson as TW over the guy who has TW splashed all over his clubs, hats and clothing? And we're fucking tar...
by Rack Fu
Fri Apr 09, 2010 12:31 am
Forum: Golf
Topic: All things Masters
Replies: 45
Views: 1769

Re: All things Masters

Goober McTuber wrote:TW the clubhouse leader at -5.
The rest of the world says -4.
by Rack Fu
Sun Apr 04, 2010 5:12 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: (!) Me and Frodo at a a bachelor party... (!)
Replies: 14
Views: 719

Re: Me and Frodo at a a bachelor party...

We had a lot of fun in our lives... I think I was the most handsome in the family, but the frodo twins had the best forture and the best luck. They got the huge cocks, the beautiful wives, big houses, two incredible sons etc... All I got was a good golf swing, women that left me for other guys and ...
by Rack Fu
Tue Mar 23, 2010 12:49 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Marathon
Replies: 53
Views: 5312

Re: Marathon

I'd love to finish in about 11:30 but anything under 12:00 would be a good race. I hope you meet your goals. But I'd say finishing... period , would be pretty neat. I'd like to finish as fast as possible to shorten the torture and masochism of the day. :D The 17 hour time limit (which would be midn...
by Rack Fu
Sun Mar 21, 2010 12:01 am
Forum: College Basketball
Topic: 2nd Round Games
Replies: 87
Views: 3218

Re: 2nd Round Games

My bracket is totally screwed but it was worth it. Nice one, Jayhawks! :hfal:
by Rack Fu
Sat Mar 20, 2010 2:42 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Marathon
Replies: 53
Views: 5312

Re: Marathon

Rack you for going for a marathon. There's nothing like crossing that finish line. I've done 3 of them and an ultra marathon as well, it was a 50K. All three marathon times were around 5:15. Yes, I am slow and I don't care. To me the running was just a way to train for triathlons, which are more fu...
by Rack Fu
Fri Mar 19, 2010 12:47 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Marathon
Replies: 53
Views: 5312

Re: Marathon

I'm doing Ironman Florida in November. I'll be running a marathon after a little warmup of a 2.4 mile swim and a 112 mile bike. Big fuckin' deal about just doing a marathon. :meds: Just kidding! I have yet to run 26.2 miles and I'm absolutely insane for choosing an Ironman as my first marathon run....
by Rack Fu
Fri Mar 19, 2010 11:54 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Marathon
Replies: 53
Views: 5312

Re: Marathon

I'm doing Ironman Florida in November. I'll be running a marathon after a little warmup of a 2.4 mile swim and a 112 mile bike. Big fuckin' deal about just doing a marathon. :meds: Just kidding! I have yet to run 26.2 miles and I'm absolutely insane for choosing an Ironman as my first marathon run. ...
by Rack Fu
Sat Mar 13, 2010 3:11 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: KC closing half its schools.
Replies: 104
Views: 4472

Re: KC closing half its schools.

In other words, a bandwagon bitch. Did you just try to smack me for moving to a place full of opportunity and growth as opposed to staying in Central New York? When I was 23? I guess I should have stayed and had a blossoming career as something like a forklift operator helping build the big fucking...
by Rack Fu
Sat Mar 13, 2010 1:43 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: KC closing half its schools.
Replies: 104
Views: 4472

Re: KC closing half its schools.

Screw_Michigan wrote:
Rack Fu wrote:I graduated from college in 1992 and hightailed it to Raleigh, North Carolina as fast as I could.
Why Raleigh? BTW, rack Gtown.
Economy, jobs, climate, grad schools, consistent top rankings on best places to live list, etc.
by Rack Fu
Fri Mar 12, 2010 1:28 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: KC closing half its schools.
Replies: 104
Views: 4472

Re: KC closing half its schools.

Cheers PSU, just curious. I loosely follow the trials of upstate New York as a soap opera, it's identical to Scott's description of KC and it always seems to boil down to a tax base. Some pull it off and some don't and what makes it interesting is that it's the polar opposite from the rest of weste...
by Rack Fu
Wed Feb 10, 2010 1:41 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: Super Bowl XLIV predictions
Replies: 48
Views: 2528

Re: Super Bowl XLIV predictions

Jsc810 wrote::lol:

OK, I finally get it. m2:BTPCF = YAFJ:NFL
YAFJ was the MLB board bitch as well. Pretty much for the same reason he sucked ass on this thread. Check out his season and playoff predictions for the '09 baseball season. He couldn't have been more wrong on all accounts.
by Rack Fu
Tue Feb 09, 2010 1:26 pm
Forum: College Basketball
Topic: Roy Williams melting
Replies: 4
Views: 475

Re: Roy Williams melting

I particularly like the little shot Boeheim took at UNC over the weekend: That's because everyone looked at this Orange team on paper in October and yawned. They saw gaping holes in scoring, rebounding and assists from the 2008-09 team and wondered who was going to fill them. That's why the media pi...
by Rack Fu
Mon Feb 08, 2010 4:09 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: stupor bowl in game.
Replies: 42
Views: 1138

Re: stupor bowl in game.

Stanley Pickkkle wrote:
God hates me.
As does most everyone else.
by Rack Fu
Wed Jan 27, 2010 12:37 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: A part of Greg Oden escapes into the internet
Replies: 8
Views: 560

Re: A part of Greg Oden escapes into the internet

He might want to consider any porn offers since the NBA thing isn't quite working out. I know Dins will be here in a moment to tell us how Oden playing a game or two every couple of years is beneficial to the Blazers success and that Kevin Durant and his 29.3 ppg scoring average doesn't mean much an...
by Rack Fu
Mon Jan 25, 2010 4:25 am
Forum: ARCHIVE!
Topic: A little timeline
Replies: 132
Views: 25576

Re: A little timeline

Maybe I shouldn't be amazed that people take this internet crap so freakin' seriously and to this extent but I'm pretty damn amazed.

Don't people have a real life to worry about?
by Rack Fu
Fri Jan 15, 2010 1:29 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Conan Or Leno.....Choose Sides!
Replies: 19
Views: 900

Re: Conan Or Leno.....Choose Sides!

Cueball wrote:^^^
Love the Hendo/Bisping/Knight Rider av
I saw that on Sherdog the day after the fight and it cracked me up. Most people here probably didn't get it. One of the best KO's. Period.
by Rack Fu
Fri Jan 15, 2010 12:01 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Conan Or Leno.....Choose Sides!
Replies: 19
Views: 900

Re: Conan Or Leno.....Choose Sides!

Arguably one of the most idiotic series of decisions in network TV history. 1) NBC agreeing to a contract in 2004 to give O'Brien the Tonight Show and remove Leno as the host in 2009. All Leno had done from 1995 to 2004 was kick Letterman's ass in the ratings - which would continue through 2009 when...
by Rack Fu
Fri Jan 08, 2010 3:23 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: MNC in game
Replies: 222
Views: 7925

Re: MNC in game

I know the kid wasn't expecting to play at all in this game but that might just be the worst half of quarterbacking I have seen in quite awhile. He's a fucking freshman in the national championship game. What the fuck do you expect? Better than 1/10 for negative 4 yards. I have more passing yards t...
by Rack Fu
Fri Jan 08, 2010 3:09 am
Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
Topic: MNC in game
Replies: 222
Views: 7925

Re: MNC in game

I know the kid wasn't expecting to play at all in this game but that might just be the worst half of quarterbacking I have seen in quite awhile.
by Rack Fu
Tue Jan 05, 2010 2:24 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Chris Johnson wants to race Usain Bolt
Replies: 4
Views: 361

Chris Johnson wants to race Usain Bolt

:lol: As heard earlier from a local sports radio guy when speaking about Johnson's wishes: "Chris Johnson is world class football fast. Usain Bolt is the fastest human being in the history of human beings." He could have a 1% chance in something like a 50 or 60m race as Bolt is so tall and...
by Rack Fu
Fri Jan 01, 2010 6:20 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Houston, we have a problem
Replies: 4
Views: 736

Re: Houston, we have a problem

Don Clark is a universally regarded as a moron. Probably the least respected former SAC in Houston Division history. Just sayin'.

He preceded me by a couple of years but he more than left his mark.
by Rack Fu
Fri Jan 01, 2010 6:16 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What did you people get for Xmas?
Replies: 35
Views: 1218

Re: What did you people get for Xmas?

Wifey got me: - Garmin Edge 500 bike computer - Five rugby shirts from Ralph Lauren (Polo) I'm also getting a Zipp 900 disc rear/Zipp 808 front wheel for my triathlon bike. Probably means zilch to all but one of you but that's $3,000 worth of bike wheels to get my Ironman on. Yes, my bike is worth a...
by Rack Fu
Fri Jan 01, 2010 1:47 am
Forum: Bitter_Pittsburgher music forum
Topic: Husker Du
Replies: 3
Views: 424

Re: Husker Du

My fav band of all-time.
by Rack Fu
Wed Dec 09, 2009 2:48 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Top 5 Players of All Time
Replies: 26
Views: 2049

Re: Top 5 Players of All Time

Montana
Rice
Brown
Taylor
Payton
by Rack Fu
Sun Dec 06, 2009 3:18 pm
Forum: NBA
Topic: Bowiefication complete
Replies: 13
Views: 2224

Re: Bowiefication complete

Oden would still be my pick over Durant. He really changes the game defensively every third season that he actually plays.

Sincerely,
Dins
by Rack Fu
Sat Dec 05, 2009 2:41 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Wanna Get in Shape?
Replies: 6
Views: 435

Re: Wanna Get in Shape?

Sudden Sam wrote:http://wimp.com/strongguy/

Un-friggin' real.
No one should have that kind of core strength.
by Rack Fu
Mon Nov 30, 2009 4:06 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The 25th Anniversary Rock & Roll Hall of Fame Concert
Replies: 75
Views: 1685

Re: The 25th Anniversary Rock & Roll Hall of Fame Concert

I have new found respect for Fergie. She nailed "Gimme Shelter."

And she's hot.