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- Thu Apr 29, 2010 11:28 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Quiz Time: Celebrity Marathoners
- Replies: 67
- Views: 4253
Re: Quiz Time: Celebrity Marathoners
i guess the explanation about how your digestive tract gets shut down makes sense. better luck next time i guess. I had to have a nutritionist completely explain it to me. "Don't drink too much" is sort of counterintuitive to everything we hear about "Hydrate, hydrate, hydrate" ...
- Thu Apr 29, 2010 12:24 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Quiz Time: Celebrity Marathoners
- Replies: 67
- Views: 4253
Re: Quiz Time: Celebrity Marathoners
nice yob nearly killing yourself, fu. not sure if i buy the intestinal blockage explanation. can't really imagine how you could eat that much while biking. of course, i've never partaken in such lunacy, so i can't say for sure. if i had to come up with some sort of explanation, it sounds like you m...
- Wed Apr 28, 2010 1:03 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Quiz Time: Celebrity Marathoners
- Replies: 67
- Views: 4253
Re: Quiz Time: Celebrity Marathoners
I'm no pussy!Python wrote:Just a hint, but if you start throwing up, you should stop doing whatever it is that's making you throw up. I thought everyone knew this.
:D
- Tue Apr 27, 2010 12:31 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: (!)Thread Titles That Make You Cringe(!)
- Replies: 24
- Views: 2426
Re: Thread Titles That Make You Cringe
Let me be the first....
Thread Titles That Make You Cringe
Thread Titles That Make You Cringe
- Tue Apr 27, 2010 12:30 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Quiz Time: Celebrity Marathoners
- Replies: 67
- Views: 4253
Re: Quiz Time: Celebrity Marathoners
Besides being stubborn and not willing to quit anything whether it kills me or not? Isn't that enough?Martyred wrote:What psychological defect are you compensating for?
- Mon Apr 26, 2010 9:35 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Quiz Time: Celebrity Marathoners
- Replies: 67
- Views: 4253
Re: Quiz Time: Celebrity Marathoners
I'm doing another Ironman 70.3 in Orlando in three weeks. Hopefully, things go much smoother. It would help if I didn't have a stomach bug going in and I think I grossly miscalculated my caloric/nutritional needs on the bike. I took in way too many calories which probably clogged my GI and caused al...
- Mon Apr 26, 2010 4:17 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Quiz Time: Celebrity Marathoners
- Replies: 67
- Views: 4253
Re: Quiz Time: Celebrity Marathoners
So how was the race? http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v314/sa19030/703Texas.jpg Swim was a bit choppy. We got beat up by some waves for a good portion of the swim. Would have liked to finish the swim a couple of minutes faster. Came off the bike around 3:30 just like I wanted, which setup nice to ...
- Sat Apr 24, 2010 7:16 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Quiz Time: Celebrity Marathoners
- Replies: 67
- Views: 4253
Re: Quiz Time: Celebrity Marathoners
It's tomorrow.Jsc810 wrote:Aren't you supposed to be doing a half-Ironman right now? Or have you finished it already? If so, what was your time?
- Sat Apr 24, 2010 4:47 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Quiz Time: Celebrity Marathoners
- Replies: 67
- Views: 4253
Re: Quiz Time: Celebrity Marathoners
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_marathoners Some celeb times. I think Gordon Ramsay just finished one in about 3:30. I love this one: Mike Malinin, Goo Goo Dolls, Rock 'n' Roll Marathon 2004 (5:07:53) Mike stopped and briefly played drums with all 26 bands on the course . His best time is actua...
- Fri Apr 23, 2010 12:09 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Quiz Time: Celebrity Marathoners
- Replies: 67
- Views: 4253
Re: Quiz Time: Celebrity Marathoners
Running a 2:05-whatever at Boston is just plain ludicrous. I have nothing but admiration for anyone that can qualify for Boston let alone finish in nearly two hours. I'm racing Ironman Texas 70.3 this weekend and hope to finish the half marathon portion of the race in two hours, granted that's after...
- Fri Apr 09, 2010 11:38 am
- Forum: Golf
- Topic: All things Masters
- Replies: 45
- Views: 1769
Re: All things Masters
TW the clubhouse leader at -5. The rest of the world says -4. At the time I posted that, Tiger was still on the course. So was Boom-boom. TW = Tom Watson. Fucking tards. Who the hell refers to Watson as TW over the guy who has TW splashed all over his clubs, hats and clothing? And we're fucking tar...
- Fri Apr 09, 2010 12:31 am
- Forum: Golf
- Topic: All things Masters
- Replies: 45
- Views: 1769
Re: All things Masters
The rest of the world says -4.Goober McTuber wrote:TW the clubhouse leader at -5.
- Sun Apr 04, 2010 5:12 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: (!) Me and Frodo at a a bachelor party... (!)
- Replies: 14
- Views: 719
Re: Me and Frodo at a a bachelor party...
We had a lot of fun in our lives... I think I was the most handsome in the family, but the frodo twins had the best forture and the best luck. They got the huge cocks, the beautiful wives, big houses, two incredible sons etc... All I got was a good golf swing, women that left me for other guys and ...
- Tue Mar 23, 2010 12:49 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Marathon
- Replies: 53
- Views: 5312
Re: Marathon
I'd love to finish in about 11:30 but anything under 12:00 would be a good race. I hope you meet your goals. But I'd say finishing... period , would be pretty neat. I'd like to finish as fast as possible to shorten the torture and masochism of the day. :D The 17 hour time limit (which would be midn...
- Sun Mar 21, 2010 12:01 am
- Forum: College Basketball
- Topic: 2nd Round Games
- Replies: 87
- Views: 3218
Re: 2nd Round Games
My bracket is totally screwed but it was worth it. Nice one, Jayhawks!
- Sat Mar 20, 2010 2:42 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Marathon
- Replies: 53
- Views: 5312
Re: Marathon
Rack you for going for a marathon. There's nothing like crossing that finish line. I've done 3 of them and an ultra marathon as well, it was a 50K. All three marathon times were around 5:15. Yes, I am slow and I don't care. To me the running was just a way to train for triathlons, which are more fu...
- Fri Mar 19, 2010 12:47 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Marathon
- Replies: 53
- Views: 5312
Re: Marathon
I'm doing Ironman Florida in November. I'll be running a marathon after a little warmup of a 2.4 mile swim and a 112 mile bike. Big fuckin' deal about just doing a marathon. :meds: Just kidding! I have yet to run 26.2 miles and I'm absolutely insane for choosing an Ironman as my first marathon run....
- Fri Mar 19, 2010 11:54 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Marathon
- Replies: 53
- Views: 5312
Re: Marathon
I'm doing Ironman Florida in November. I'll be running a marathon after a little warmup of a 2.4 mile swim and a 112 mile bike. Big fuckin' deal about just doing a marathon. :meds: Just kidding! I have yet to run 26.2 miles and I'm absolutely insane for choosing an Ironman as my first marathon run. ...
- Tue Mar 16, 2010 1:19 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: TIB March Madeness Pick 'Em Game Winner - Capt Caveman
- Replies: 24
- Views: 3712
- Sat Mar 13, 2010 3:11 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: KC closing half its schools.
- Replies: 104
- Views: 4472
Re: KC closing half its schools.
In other words, a bandwagon bitch. Did you just try to smack me for moving to a place full of opportunity and growth as opposed to staying in Central New York? When I was 23? I guess I should have stayed and had a blossoming career as something like a forklift operator helping build the big fucking...
- Sat Mar 13, 2010 1:43 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: KC closing half its schools.
- Replies: 104
- Views: 4472
Re: KC closing half its schools.
Economy, jobs, climate, grad schools, consistent top rankings on best places to live list, etc.Screw_Michigan wrote:Why Raleigh? BTW, rack Gtown.Rack Fu wrote:I graduated from college in 1992 and hightailed it to Raleigh, North Carolina as fast as I could.
- Fri Mar 12, 2010 1:28 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: KC closing half its schools.
- Replies: 104
- Views: 4472
Re: KC closing half its schools.
Cheers PSU, just curious. I loosely follow the trials of upstate New York as a soap opera, it's identical to Scott's description of KC and it always seems to boil down to a tax base. Some pull it off and some don't and what makes it interesting is that it's the polar opposite from the rest of weste...
- Thu Feb 11, 2010 12:34 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Lindsay Vonn: Get a Good Look at Her Now, Fuckos
- Replies: 9
- Views: 1329
- Wed Feb 10, 2010 1:41 pm
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: Super Bowl XLIV predictions
- Replies: 48
- Views: 2528
Re: Super Bowl XLIV predictions
YAFJ was the MLB board bitch as well. Pretty much for the same reason he sucked ass on this thread. Check out his season and playoff predictions for the '09 baseball season. He couldn't have been more wrong on all accounts.Jsc810 wrote:
OK, I finally get it. m2:BTPCF = YAFJ:NFL
- Tue Feb 09, 2010 1:26 pm
- Forum: College Basketball
- Topic: Roy Williams melting
- Replies: 4
- Views: 475
Re: Roy Williams melting
I particularly like the little shot Boeheim took at UNC over the weekend: That's because everyone looked at this Orange team on paper in October and yawned. They saw gaping holes in scoring, rebounding and assists from the 2008-09 team and wondered who was going to fill them. That's why the media pi...
- Mon Feb 08, 2010 4:09 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: stupor bowl in game.
- Replies: 42
- Views: 1138
Re: stupor bowl in game.
As does most everyone else.Stanley Pickkkle wrote:
God hates me.
- Wed Jan 27, 2010 12:37 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: A part of Greg Oden escapes into the internet
- Replies: 8
- Views: 560
Re: A part of Greg Oden escapes into the internet
He might want to consider any porn offers since the NBA thing isn't quite working out. I know Dins will be here in a moment to tell us how Oden playing a game or two every couple of years is beneficial to the Blazers success and that Kevin Durant and his 29.3 ppg scoring average doesn't mean much an...
- Mon Jan 25, 2010 4:25 am
- Forum: ARCHIVE!
- Topic: A little timeline
- Replies: 132
- Views: 25576
Re: A little timeline
Maybe I shouldn't be amazed that people take this internet crap so freakin' seriously and to this extent but I'm pretty damn amazed.
Don't people have a real life to worry about?
Don't people have a real life to worry about?
- Fri Jan 15, 2010 1:29 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Conan Or Leno.....Choose Sides!
- Replies: 19
- Views: 900
Re: Conan Or Leno.....Choose Sides!
I saw that on Sherdog the day after the fight and it cracked me up. Most people here probably didn't get it. One of the best KO's. Period.Cueball wrote:^^^
Love the Hendo/Bisping/Knight Rider av
- Fri Jan 15, 2010 12:01 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Conan Or Leno.....Choose Sides!
- Replies: 19
- Views: 900
Re: Conan Or Leno.....Choose Sides!
Arguably one of the most idiotic series of decisions in network TV history. 1) NBC agreeing to a contract in 2004 to give O'Brien the Tonight Show and remove Leno as the host in 2009. All Leno had done from 1995 to 2004 was kick Letterman's ass in the ratings - which would continue through 2009 when...
- Fri Jan 08, 2010 3:23 am
- Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
- Topic: MNC in game
- Replies: 222
- Views: 7925
Re: MNC in game
I know the kid wasn't expecting to play at all in this game but that might just be the worst half of quarterbacking I have seen in quite awhile. He's a fucking freshman in the national championship game. What the fuck do you expect? Better than 1/10 for negative 4 yards. I have more passing yards t...
- Fri Jan 08, 2010 3:09 am
- Forum: BIG TIME POWER COLLEGE FOOTBALL
- Topic: MNC in game
- Replies: 222
- Views: 7925
Re: MNC in game
I know the kid wasn't expecting to play at all in this game but that might just be the worst half of quarterbacking I have seen in quite awhile.
- Tue Jan 05, 2010 2:24 am
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: Chris Johnson wants to race Usain Bolt
- Replies: 4
- Views: 361
Chris Johnson wants to race Usain Bolt
:lol: As heard earlier from a local sports radio guy when speaking about Johnson's wishes: "Chris Johnson is world class football fast. Usain Bolt is the fastest human being in the history of human beings." He could have a 1% chance in something like a 50 or 60m race as Bolt is so tall and...
- Fri Jan 01, 2010 6:20 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Houston, we have a problem
- Replies: 4
- Views: 736
Re: Houston, we have a problem
Don Clark is a universally regarded as a moron. Probably the least respected former SAC in Houston Division history. Just sayin'.
He preceded me by a couple of years but he more than left his mark.
He preceded me by a couple of years but he more than left his mark.
- Fri Jan 01, 2010 6:16 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: What did you people get for Xmas?
- Replies: 35
- Views: 1218
Re: What did you people get for Xmas?
Wifey got me: - Garmin Edge 500 bike computer - Five rugby shirts from Ralph Lauren (Polo) I'm also getting a Zipp 900 disc rear/Zipp 808 front wheel for my triathlon bike. Probably means zilch to all but one of you but that's $3,000 worth of bike wheels to get my Ironman on. Yes, my bike is worth a...
- Fri Jan 01, 2010 1:47 am
- Forum: Bitter_Pittsburgher music forum
- Topic: Husker Du
- Replies: 3
- Views: 424
Re: Husker Du
My fav band of all-time.
- Wed Dec 09, 2009 2:48 am
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: Top 5 Players of All Time
- Replies: 26
- Views: 2049
Re: Top 5 Players of All Time
Montana
Rice
Brown
Taylor
Payton
Rice
Brown
Taylor
Payton
- Sun Dec 06, 2009 3:18 pm
- Forum: NBA
- Topic: Bowiefication complete
- Replies: 13
- Views: 2224
Re: Bowiefication complete
Oden would still be my pick over Durant. He really changes the game defensively every third season that he actually plays.
Sincerely,
Dins
Sincerely,
Dins
- Sat Dec 05, 2009 2:41 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Wanna Get in Shape?
- Replies: 6
- Views: 435
Re: Wanna Get in Shape?
No one should have that kind of core strength.
- Mon Nov 30, 2009 4:06 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: The 25th Anniversary Rock & Roll Hall of Fame Concert
- Replies: 75
- Views: 1685
Re: The 25th Anniversary Rock & Roll Hall of Fame Concert
I have new found respect for Fergie. She nailed "Gimme Shelter."
And she's hot.
And she's hot.