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by StrawMan
Fri Apr 26, 2024 8:00 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: A brilliant student of history
Replies: 39
Views: 744

Re: A brilliant student of history

JPGettysburg wrote: Fri Apr 26, 2024 7:14 pm A 9-0 ruling CONFIRMS what we've already known all along.
... which is WHY we need to nominate 6 more Supreme Court Justices ASAP!

Sin,

Emotionally Crippled Lefties
by StrawMan
Fri Apr 26, 2024 7:51 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: This should be interesting
Replies: 5
Views: 124

Re: This should be interesting

'Fraid we're gonna have to expect a "bootleg tape" or .ogg file for Tune Town aficionados.
by StrawMan
Fri Apr 26, 2024 7:45 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: For all you dumbasses…
Replies: 76
Views: 2075

Re: For all you dumbasses…

General Peters wrote: Mon Apr 22, 2024 1:25 pm yeah, the people masked up while driving alone in 2024 are the clear thinking individuals, not the ones who laugh at them.
RACK the General.

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by StrawMan
Fri Apr 26, 2024 7:38 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today
Replies: 650
Views: 271847

Re: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today

All that gear showed up the same way that pallets of bricks mysteriously appeared at 2020's BLM/ANTIFA peaceful protests.
by StrawMan
Fri Apr 26, 2024 7:32 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Roman Gabriel died this past week
Replies: 5
Views: 136

Re: Roman Gabriel died this past week

Roman Gabriel sporting a prototype "Hair Helmet"

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Poptart, I was just getting into the NFL back then, too. RIP #18
by StrawMan
Fri Apr 26, 2024 7:26 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Erf Day
Replies: 15
Views: 375

Re: Erf Day

I was travelling yesterday on what is probably America's most dangerous train route, the Amtrak Surfliner between San Diego and LA. Speaking of CA trains, sources have confirmed that the 1st leg of Gov. Newsom's High-Speed Rail Line is open. https://youtube.com/shorts/BatxqboVg6U?si=JLkL34IqyX8yxts...
by StrawMan
Wed Apr 24, 2024 9:16 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: In This Thread Rootbeer Answers Your Automotive Questions
Replies: 90
Views: 182397

Re: In This Thread Rootbeer Answers Your Automotive Questions

Excellent! How in the hell did you get the wiring harnesses working together and speaking to the 3.4L's ECU?

So what's left on your punch list? Did you fab all your brackets for relocating components? Gauges working?

You warned me to take the over. Haven't forgotten... nice job.
by StrawMan
Thu Apr 11, 2024 8:54 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Haiku 2024
Replies: 7
Views: 181

Re: Haiku 2024

Okay all you clones
I am not going to read
Your Orenthal takes
by StrawMan
Wed Apr 10, 2024 9:41 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Screwy’s Car-Free Soulmates
Replies: 21
Views: 546

Re: Screwy’s Car-Free Soulmates

Rootbeer wrote: Wed Apr 10, 2024 9:10 pm
StrawMan wrote: Wed Apr 10, 2024 8:30 pm My daily driver - yes, it's got a hemi
You got the MDS lifters in it? If so, I'll say a prayer for them.
'Fraid so. Pray away! I know i'm on borrowed time...
by StrawMan
Wed Apr 10, 2024 8:42 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Haiku 2024
Replies: 7
Views: 181

Re: Haiku 2024

A long-lost poster
Elvis Monster gently shoves
Twix bars up his ass
by StrawMan
Wed Apr 10, 2024 8:35 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Haiku 2024
Replies: 7
Views: 181

Haiku 2024

Logged on T1B
Placer mining for gold takes
Left empty handed
by StrawMan
Wed Apr 10, 2024 8:30 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Screwy’s Car-Free Soulmates
Replies: 21
Views: 546

Re: Screwy’s Car-Free Soulmates

Now we're talking, Rootbeer! My fleet of ozone-layer depleting turds:

Mama-san's daily driver
My daily driver - yes, it's got a hemi
2-seater w/removable hard top
Beater pick up
2 V-twin motorcycles

All of the above are more than 10 years old.
by StrawMan
Mon Apr 08, 2024 8:35 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Mass. State Police Robot Dog Shot During Standoff
Replies: 0
Views: 78

Mass. State Police Robot Dog Shot During Standoff

It’s both the first time a Massachusetts State Police robot dog was shot while working and the first time that one of Boston Dynamics’ well-known Spot robots was shot while working, representatives told NBC10 Boston Wednesday. The dog, known as Roscoe, was shot as a SWAT team dealt with a man barri...
by StrawMan
Mon Apr 08, 2024 2:41 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: any home baristas here?
Replies: 21
Views: 602

Re: any home baristas here?

Whatever method you use, Community Coffee rules.
by StrawMan
Mon Apr 08, 2024 2:38 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The April 8th Eclipse
Replies: 21
Views: 660

Re: The April 8th Eclipse

Softball Bat wrote: Mon Apr 08, 2024 6:38 am Path, maps, and times for the solar eclipse today.

https://www.timeanddate.com/eclipse/map/2024-april-8
Tons of great info on that site. Lots of specific details.

Thanks, 'Bat
by StrawMan
Mon Apr 08, 2024 2:34 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Meat Head's Cartoon and Meme Monday
Replies: 15
Views: 834

Re: Meat Head's Cartoon and Meme Monday

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YW, Dave :lol:
by StrawMan
Thu Apr 04, 2024 8:03 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Eagle Has Landed!
Replies: 40
Views: 1631

Re: The Eagle Has Landed!

More from the NASA brain trust: NASA's next moon car is starting to take shape. The agency has selected three private teams — led by the companies Intuitive Machines , Lunar Outpost and Venturi Astrolab, respectively — to develop their versions of the Lunar Terrain Vehicle (LTV), the rover that Arte...
by StrawMan
Thu Apr 04, 2024 7:51 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: CA minimum wage $20/hour ???
Replies: 34
Views: 874

Re: CA minimum wage $20/hour ???

And now for some math. The CEO of McDonalds made $19,200,000 last year. McDonalds has 150,000 employees. Let's assume each employee works 20 hours per week. If the evil CEO gave his entire salary to the employees, they would see raises of, on average, $0.12 per hour. Yup...Twelve cents. That's a sh...
by StrawMan
Thu Apr 04, 2024 7:39 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: neck tattoo
Replies: 21
Views: 711

Re: neck tattoo

I was told there would be no math.
by StrawMan
Thu Apr 04, 2024 7:37 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Easter candy thread
Replies: 7
Views: 221

Re: Easter candy thread

Rootbeer wrote: Mon Apr 01, 2024 7:00 pm Peeps?

Yes or no?
Peeps are as good for your teeth as a chronic meth habit. 'Sup KC clones?

by StrawMan
Thu Mar 28, 2024 5:31 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Last Supper
Replies: 4
Views: 206

The Last Supper

... if it was in Louisiana.

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by StrawMan
Thu Mar 28, 2024 5:28 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Don’t miss out
Replies: 22
Views: 796

Re: Don’t miss out

Mikey wrote: Thu Mar 28, 2024 5:17 pm
StrawMan wrote: Thu Mar 28, 2024 5:05 pm
Diego in Seattle wrote: Wed Mar 27, 2024 5:42 pm Would that be the Bible that has "Two Corinthians?"
Two Corinthians walk into a bar...
From the Henny Youngman Bible.
Rack.

I'll take that bet and raise you a Foster Brooks Bible.
by StrawMan
Thu Mar 28, 2024 5:26 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Don’t miss out
Replies: 22
Views: 796

Re: Don’t miss out

HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Thu Mar 28, 2024 5:15 pm
StrawMan wrote: Thu Mar 28, 2024 5:05 pm
Diego in Seattle wrote: Wed Mar 27, 2024 5:42 pm Would that be the Bible that has "Two Corinthians?"
Two Corinthians walk into a bar...
The bartender asks, "What can I get you?"
...
The First Corinthian says, "Two beers with no head and a chaser."
by StrawMan
Thu Mar 28, 2024 5:05 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Don’t miss out
Replies: 22
Views: 796

Re: Don’t miss out

Diego in Seattle wrote: Wed Mar 27, 2024 5:42 pm Would that be the Bible that has "Two Corinthians?"
Two Corinthians walk into a bar...
by StrawMan
Thu Mar 28, 2024 4:59 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Eagle Has Landed!
Replies: 40
Views: 1631

Re: The Eagle Has Landed!

The Seer wrote: Thu Mar 28, 2024 4:06 pm Image
AKA "Jesus Clips". Rootbeer knows why.
by StrawMan
Sun Mar 24, 2024 3:03 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: You guys ever get gussied up?
Replies: 40
Views: 1209

Re: You guys ever get gussied up?

Rootbeer wrote: Sun Mar 24, 2024 2:55 am a nice fedora in green with a white feather.
Pimp-tastic! :mrgreen:
by StrawMan
Sun Mar 24, 2024 2:10 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: You guys ever get gussied up?
Replies: 40
Views: 1209

Re: You guys ever get gussied up?

A cape with a red dickie. Bowler or top hat. Spats. That's it.
by StrawMan
Thu Mar 21, 2024 3:35 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: TuneTown Request Line
Replies: 35
Views: 126722

Re: TuneTown Request Line

Grateful Dead - Take Your Pick off of Skeletons From the Closet

Dr. Hook and the Medicine Show - Cover of the Rolling Stone
by StrawMan
Thu Mar 21, 2024 3:13 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: WWLSD?
Replies: 84
Views: 9472

Re: WWLSD?

by StrawMan
Thu Mar 21, 2024 3:03 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 3-16-24
Replies: 24
Views: 1154

Re: Weekend Roll Call 3-16-24

Diego in Seattle wrote: Sun Mar 17, 2024 6:05 pm
Mikey wrote: Sun Mar 17, 2024 4:53 pm flap meat
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TIA for never posting that pic again. Jeebus.

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by StrawMan
Thu Mar 21, 2024 2:32 pm
Forum: Cooking Forum
Topic: Amazing Restaurant Dinners
Replies: 6
Views: 374

Re: Amazing Restaurant Dinners

by StrawMan
Sun Mar 17, 2024 11:31 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: So That's a Big Fat "NO" for A.I.
Replies: 1
Views: 238

So That's a Big Fat "NO" for A.I.

We get this huckster hawking crap and bellowing at us from beyond the grave.

SMH...


by StrawMan
Sun Mar 17, 2024 1:37 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Radio -
Replies: 2257
Views: 659217

Re: Radio -

Great show last night, SC. Thanks!
by StrawMan
Sun Mar 17, 2024 1:35 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Neighborhood Pets
Replies: 28
Views: 726

Re: Neighborhood Pets

Here kitty kitty kitty!

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by StrawMan
Mon Mar 11, 2024 1:16 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Meat Head's Cartoon and Meme Monday
Replies: 15
Views: 834

Re: Meat Head's Cartoon and Meme Monday

https://i.imgflip.com/1gnx4j.jpg Thanks for your... ahem expert feedback, Dave. Now I've got an excuse to bump this every Monday, knowing it gets under your skin. Since you like 'em on the plus size, here's a few right up your alley: https://i.imgur.com/2MS7xCG.jpg https://i.imgur.com/7c0bvIc.png h...
by StrawMan
Sat Mar 09, 2024 12:21 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Political Threads
Replies: 8
Views: 351

Re: Political Threads

Don't you sinners have anything to discuss other than these lame political takes, which are mostly hyper partisan uninformed bullshit anyway? Posters have been cast out for spamming like this. Woe to you spammers and Pharisees, you hypocrites! I may have to start casting some of you out some with t...
by StrawMan
Sat Mar 09, 2024 12:18 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: State of the Union
Replies: 54
Views: 1248

Re: State of the Union

Care to set the Over/Under on a few of his most over-used words & phrases, like: 1. "Trump" 9 2. "MAGA" 12 3. "Not a Joke" 2 4. "It's Working" 3 5. "Ultra-MAGA" 4 6. "Threat to Democracy" 6 7. "Uhh... Anyway, I've Said Too Much&qu...