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by StrawMan
Fri May 16, 2025 8:37 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Your 5 favorite reads on the board
Replies: 99
Views: 10000

Re: Your 5 favorite reads on the board

HØNK

Rigby Smitty Grubby

Broken Staple
by StrawMan
Thu May 15, 2025 2:17 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: And They Shall Eat Their Own
Replies: 4
Views: 378

Re: And They Shall Eat Their Own

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by StrawMan
Thu May 15, 2025 2:00 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: If I suddenly disappear from the board
Replies: 19
Views: 1224

Re: If I suddenly disappear from the board

I'll step up, HPG. Just leave me the keys to your killdozer.
by StrawMan
Wed May 14, 2025 12:57 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Recurring Dreams.....
Replies: 35
Views: 1960

Re: Recurring Dreams.....

Diego in Seattle wrote: Wed May 14, 2025 12:26 am The man sent by God & god also played two ho....

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Gotta say . . . Diego observed the board rulz on this one. Well played.
by StrawMan
Wed May 14, 2025 12:55 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: And They Shall Eat Their Own
Replies: 4
Views: 378

Re: And They Shall Eat Their Own

Hold on there, pard. Nothin's settled 'til they count the 3 a.m. truckload of ballots on the way from PA.

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by StrawMan
Mon May 12, 2025 11:28 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Anyone else having probs accessing this shithole?
Replies: 28
Views: 2156

Re: Anyone else having probs accessing this shithole?

That was “Rumble” by Link Wray and the Wraymen. That song gained new popularity as part of the excellent soundtrack to Pulp Fiction that was released in 1994, during the famous Jackrabbit Slim’s scene. Nobody died during the Vincent Vega/Mia Wallace date, thanks largely to the quick thinking of Eri...
by StrawMan
Sun May 11, 2025 7:26 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trump wants to reopen Alcatraz
Replies: 42
Views: 4935

Re: Trump wants to reopen Alcatraz

create an image of a human male sitting on a tricycle. he has pocked skin and several obvious pimples. he is a pederast who loves the antifa organization. he is from seattle so a background showing seattle washington would be appropriate. he dreams of being a revolutionary but his physical build is...
by StrawMan
Sun May 11, 2025 7:21 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: the 2025 papal conclave, call it!
Replies: 63
Views: 7439

Re: the 2025 papal conclave, call it!

While we're at it:

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by StrawMan
Sun May 11, 2025 7:18 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: the 2025 papal conclave, call it!
Replies: 63
Views: 7439

Re: the 2025 papal conclave, call it!

bungle clone wrote: Sun May 11, 2025 4:28 am
What an agenda-driven pile of steaming horse shit.

How do these people sleep at night???
by StrawMan
Mon May 05, 2025 7:55 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: WEEKEND ROLL CALL APRIL 26
Replies: 33
Views: 4735

Re: WEEKEND ROLL CALL APRIL 26

mvscal wrote: Sun May 04, 2025 4:05 pm
HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Sat May 03, 2025 6:55 pm Fiat has used the word "dumbfuckistan" 90 times in 6 months. Once every other day, on average.

Safe to say he's not The Fresh Take Maker.
Well, Happy Roevember didn't quite work out for him. He needed a pivot.
No, it didn't!

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by StrawMan
Mon Apr 28, 2025 4:41 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: FBI ARRESTS LIBTARD WISCONSIN JUDGE!
Replies: 30
Views: 5005

Re: FBI ARRESTS LIBTARD WISCONSIN JUDGE!

Ugh. I gotta post it again? Fukken fine then. You can bleat that a thousand more times but it doesn't make it a valid point nor disprove your hypocrisy. The vaild point is your lack of a valid point. You're the queen of Whatabout Village. https://theoneboard.com/board/viewtopic.php?p=1114817#p11148...
by StrawMan
Sat Apr 26, 2025 7:44 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: It's Quiz Time
Replies: 32
Views: 10278

Re: It's Quiz Time

https://static1.dualshockersimages.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2023/01/the-hatchet-wielding-hitchhiker-netflix-documentary.jpg Some folks calls it a Geronimo blade but I calls it a Kai-zer blade. https://i.pinimg.com/236x/58/ae/b2/58aeb2693bbdfe6fbdf30f6e8be8351c.jpg This CANNOT go unracked.
by StrawMan
Sat Apr 26, 2025 7:35 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: WEEKEND ROLL CALL APRIL 26
Replies: 33
Views: 4735

Re: WEEKEND ROLL CALL APRIL 26

MEME of the day https://i.imgur.com/0gp43yx.jpeg Be very, very careful posting that meme here, HPG. You'll likely get a tearful but sternly-worded reply from Dipshit in Seattle regarding your hypocrisy. You know... about how you failed to call out James O'Keefe three years ago. Hypocrite. :lol: :me...
by StrawMan
Fri Apr 25, 2025 1:50 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Wild Monday Night Golf League Fight
Replies: 8
Views: 1308

Wild Monday Night Golf League Fight

Wild Monday Night Golf League Fight Over Slow Play Ends With a Broken Jaw and Cops on the Scene If we told you there was a big-time donnybrook in Canada on Monday ending with one man losing his sweater and getting his jaw broken, you might think we were talking about the Stanley Cup Playoffs. Jokes...
by StrawMan
Fri Apr 25, 2025 1:01 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: PET - Vegas/Sphere
Replies: 21
Views: 2921

Re: PET - Vegas/Sphere

TWIS wrote:
Hash House a go go...
Count me in.

Great pics, TWIS.
by StrawMan
Mon Apr 21, 2025 3:01 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 4-19-25
Replies: 50
Views: 7554

Re: Weekend Roll Call 4-19-25

Smackie Chan wrote: Mon Apr 21, 2025 2:18 am
Ken wrote: Mon Apr 21, 2025 12:38 ammoshed on some pizza.
They must be playing different music than what I remember at Chuck E Cheese.
I see what you did there. Racquet.
by StrawMan
Mon Apr 21, 2025 1:39 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Death pool speed round
Replies: 65
Views: 13355

Re: Death pool speed round

Dibs on the cripple-friendly Popemobile.
by StrawMan
Mon Apr 21, 2025 1:24 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
Replies: 1770
Views: 769310

Re: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread

Sudden Sam wrote: Sat Apr 19, 2025 6:36 pm Appears to be. . . of page 43.
yw
by StrawMan
Sat Apr 19, 2025 5:00 pm
Forum: Cooking Forum
Topic: Last Night's Dinner
Replies: 29
Views: 20870

Re: Last Night's Dinner

Mikey wrote: Fri Apr 18, 2025 10:38 pm Just thought I’d throw this up here. . .
You want to bring more traffic to the Cooking Forum?

Seems like this might be counterproductive.
by StrawMan
Sat Apr 19, 2025 4:56 pm
Forum: Cooking Forum
Topic: Last Night's Dinner
Replies: 29
Views: 20870

Re: Last Night's Dinner

I pulled some homemade chili out of the freezer last night. Made with chunks of stewing beef, “cranberry” beans (similar to pintos), fresh Anaheim and pasilla chiles, corn masa flour and other standard stuff. Topped with some grated white cheddar, crema, local avos, cherry tomatoes and cilantro. So...
by StrawMan
Sun Apr 13, 2025 7:23 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 4-12-25
Replies: 9
Views: 1387

Re: Weekend Roll Call 4-12-25

Nice work, Mikey!

BTW, there's a Masters Edition of Tune Town on. Stop by.
by StrawMan
Sat Apr 12, 2025 3:30 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I bought a horse last night!
Replies: 202
Views: 36189

Re: I bought a horse last night!

If you were curious as to how T1B would describe a poster that sucks at smack, here you go: Roux the Intellectual Workout Update: Roux the Intellectual worked four threads yesterday morning at T1B, covering the board in passive drivel. Although the effort was decent, the bungle clone team was unimp...
by StrawMan
Sat Apr 12, 2025 2:48 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I Know Of A Guy
Replies: 30
Views: 5306

Re: I Know Of A Guy

bungle clone wrote: Sat Apr 12, 2025 1:29 am

Reina and Ankomak...
Jeebus, that's it! THAT's how "Uncle Mike" got glossed "Rape o mak."

I posted dude's nic in one of our 'where are they now' threads but couldn't remember the story.

Thanks for closing that circle. Your database of board history strikes again.
by StrawMan
Sat Apr 12, 2025 12:49 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I Know Of A Guy
Replies: 30
Views: 5306

Re: I Know Of A Guy

Roach wrote: Sat Apr 12, 2025 12:32 am Image

:waz:

Ms. Conduct, Blondie aka Cinder
I threw up a little. . .
by StrawMan
Fri Apr 11, 2025 1:50 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Happy Birthday, mamamustanger!
Replies: 10
Views: 1509

Happy Birthday, mamamustanger!

ICYMI, mamamustanger is a Tune Town celebrity.

Me and 90 guests just sang Happy Birthday to you.

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by StrawMan
Thu Apr 10, 2025 3:53 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Inevitable, Just Sooner...
Replies: 36
Views: 4097

Re: The Inevitable, Just Sooner...

Lil' Sweetums is always welcome.

Here's an upsized copy, sans eye goo..
Did she coo and giggle? You bet.

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by StrawMan
Thu Apr 10, 2025 3:45 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Masters Contest 2025
Replies: 59
Views: 11573

Re: Masters Contest 2025

Donnie Baker's Ghost wrote: Tue Apr 08, 2025 2:42 pm To play: Choose two players whose odds (in parentheses) add up to 12,000 or more.
StrawMan wrote:Min Woo Lee +5500
Akshay Bhatia +6500
5500 + 6500 = 12000
by StrawMan
Wed Apr 09, 2025 2:49 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Ukraine was aware of coming attempt on Trump’s life
Replies: 7
Views: 1281

Re: Ukraine was aware of coming attempt on Trump’s life

The chasm between a rocket launcher and an SKS with a .22 scope taped to it is pretty effin' wide.

Routh = Super Genius!
by StrawMan
Wed Apr 09, 2025 2:36 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Masters Contest 2025
Replies: 59
Views: 11573

Re: Masters Contest 2025

Min Woo Lee +5500
Akshay Bhatia +6500
by StrawMan
Wed Apr 09, 2025 2:28 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today
Replies: 1252
Views: 483215

Re: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today

FiatLux wrote: Tue Apr 08, 2025 7:01 pm






Now bring back dinsdale.
Agreed!
by StrawMan
Mon Apr 07, 2025 7:08 pm
Forum: Pure Art Haus
Topic: A.I. Famous Faces Modernized
Replies: 5
Views: 14356

Re: A.I. Famous Faces Modernized

Latest famous faces AI animations. . . I added the copyright-free audio.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/-KcSoBSxCGo
by StrawMan
Sun Apr 06, 2025 1:14 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Flat Earth -- DEAD!!
Replies: 60
Views: 8607

Re: Flat Earth -- DEAD!!

bungle clone wrote: Sat Apr 05, 2025 3:11 pm first thing that came to mind is geodesics:


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by StrawMan
Sun Mar 30, 2025 7:23 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Drag queen faces child rape charges
Replies: 192
Views: 39054

Re: Drag queen faces child rape charges

...and so it is, the grand lawyer-mage of our message boards, Jsc810, fully above it all, high on his own supply, knew by his own standards of certainty that all around him are in fact below him , that all and sundry are just sooooooooofa king stuuuuuupid... https://img.freepik.com/premium-photo/wi...
by StrawMan
Sun Mar 30, 2025 3:35 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: March Madness 2025, call it!
Replies: 141
Views: 17069

Re: March Madness 2025, call it!

Flagg?

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by StrawMan
Mon Mar 24, 2025 5:32 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: March Madness 2025, call it!
Replies: 141
Views: 17069

Re: March Madness 2025, call it!

HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Mon Mar 24, 2025 4:56 pm
StrawMan wrote: Mon Mar 24, 2025 4:54 pm https://www.youtube.com/shorts/6WuQCOoVNb0

MD Terrapins Buzzer Beater!

"Crab Five" to face Florida next.
Looks like a travel from here.

Paging wolfman for the official scorer's review.
No effin' way! Boolsheeit, says the myopic MD fan.
by StrawMan
Mon Mar 24, 2025 4:54 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: March Madness 2025, call it!
Replies: 141
Views: 17069

Re: March Madness 2025, call it!

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/6WuQCOoVNb0

MD Terrapins Buzzer Beater!

"Crab Five" to face Florida next.
by StrawMan
Sun Mar 23, 2025 4:10 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today
Replies: 1252
Views: 483215

Re: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today

Dr_Phibes wrote: Sun Mar 23, 2025 6:15 am there serious.
There, Sirius. v v v v v
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by StrawMan
Fri Mar 21, 2025 12:37 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today
Replies: 1252
Views: 483215

Re: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today

Mikey wrote: Thu Mar 20, 2025 6:59 pm I think she had more of a thing for ham sandwiches.
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