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- Fri May 16, 2025 8:37 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Your 5 favorite reads on the board
- Replies: 99
- Views: 10000
- Thu May 15, 2025 2:17 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: And They Shall Eat Their Own
- Replies: 4
- Views: 378
- Thu May 15, 2025 2:00 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: If I suddenly disappear from the board
- Replies: 19
- Views: 1224
Re: If I suddenly disappear from the board
I'll step up, HPG. Just leave me the keys to your killdozer.
- Wed May 14, 2025 12:57 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Recurring Dreams.....
- Replies: 35
- Views: 1960
Re: Recurring Dreams.....
Gotta say . . . Diego observed the board rulz on this one. Well played.
- Wed May 14, 2025 12:55 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: And They Shall Eat Their Own
- Replies: 4
- Views: 378
Re: And They Shall Eat Their Own
Hold on there, pard. Nothin's settled 'til they count the 3 a.m. truckload of ballots on the way from PA.


- Mon May 12, 2025 11:28 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Anyone else having probs accessing this shithole?
- Replies: 28
- Views: 2156
Re: Anyone else having probs accessing this shithole?
That was “Rumble” by Link Wray and the Wraymen. That song gained new popularity as part of the excellent soundtrack to Pulp Fiction that was released in 1994, during the famous Jackrabbit Slim’s scene. Nobody died during the Vincent Vega/Mia Wallace date, thanks largely to the quick thinking of Eri...
- Sun May 11, 2025 7:26 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Trump wants to reopen Alcatraz
- Replies: 42
- Views: 4935
Re: Trump wants to reopen Alcatraz
create an image of a human male sitting on a tricycle. he has pocked skin and several obvious pimples. he is a pederast who loves the antifa organization. he is from seattle so a background showing seattle washington would be appropriate. he dreams of being a revolutionary but his physical build is...
- Sun May 11, 2025 7:21 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: the 2025 papal conclave, call it!
- Replies: 63
- Views: 7439
Re: the 2025 papal conclave, call it!
While we're at it:


- Sun May 11, 2025 7:18 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: the 2025 papal conclave, call it!
- Replies: 63
- Views: 7439
Re: the 2025 papal conclave, call it!
What an agenda-driven pile of steaming horse shit.
How do these people sleep at night???
- Mon May 05, 2025 7:55 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: WEEKEND ROLL CALL APRIL 26
- Replies: 33
- Views: 4735
Re: WEEKEND ROLL CALL APRIL 26
No, it didn't!mvscal wrote: ↑Sun May 04, 2025 4:05 pmWell, Happy Roevember didn't quite work out for him. He needed a pivot.HighPlainsGrifter wrote: ↑Sat May 03, 2025 6:55 pm Fiat has used the word "dumbfuckistan" 90 times in 6 months. Once every other day, on average.
Safe to say he's not The Fresh Take Maker.

- Mon Apr 28, 2025 4:41 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: FBI ARRESTS LIBTARD WISCONSIN JUDGE!
- Replies: 30
- Views: 5005
Re: FBI ARRESTS LIBTARD WISCONSIN JUDGE!
Ugh. I gotta post it again? Fukken fine then. You can bleat that a thousand more times but it doesn't make it a valid point nor disprove your hypocrisy. The vaild point is your lack of a valid point. You're the queen of Whatabout Village. https://theoneboard.com/board/viewtopic.php?p=1114817#p11148...
- Sat Apr 26, 2025 7:44 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: It's Quiz Time
- Replies: 32
- Views: 10278
Re: It's Quiz Time
https://static1.dualshockersimages.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2023/01/the-hatchet-wielding-hitchhiker-netflix-documentary.jpg Some folks calls it a Geronimo blade but I calls it a Kai-zer blade. https://i.pinimg.com/236x/58/ae/b2/58aeb2693bbdfe6fbdf30f6e8be8351c.jpg This CANNOT go unracked.
- Sat Apr 26, 2025 7:35 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: WEEKEND ROLL CALL APRIL 26
- Replies: 33
- Views: 4735
Re: WEEKEND ROLL CALL APRIL 26
MEME of the day https://i.imgur.com/0gp43yx.jpeg Be very, very careful posting that meme here, HPG. You'll likely get a tearful but sternly-worded reply from Dipshit in Seattle regarding your hypocrisy. You know... about how you failed to call out James O'Keefe three years ago. Hypocrite. :lol: :me...
- Fri Apr 25, 2025 1:50 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Wild Monday Night Golf League Fight
- Replies: 8
- Views: 1308
Wild Monday Night Golf League Fight
Wild Monday Night Golf League Fight Over Slow Play Ends With a Broken Jaw and Cops on the Scene If we told you there was a big-time donnybrook in Canada on Monday ending with one man losing his sweater and getting his jaw broken, you might think we were talking about the Stanley Cup Playoffs. Jokes...
- Fri Apr 25, 2025 1:01 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: PET - Vegas/Sphere
- Replies: 21
- Views: 2921
Re: PET - Vegas/Sphere
Count me in.TWIS wrote:
Hash House a go go...
Great pics, TWIS.
- Mon Apr 21, 2025 3:01 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Weekend Roll Call 4-19-25
- Replies: 50
- Views: 7554
Re: Weekend Roll Call 4-19-25
I see what you did there. Racquet.Smackie Chan wrote: ↑Mon Apr 21, 2025 2:18 amThey must be playing different music than what I remember at Chuck E Cheese.
- Mon Apr 21, 2025 1:39 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Death pool speed round
- Replies: 65
- Views: 13355
Re: Death pool speed round
Dibs on the cripple-friendly Popemobile.
- Mon Apr 21, 2025 1:24 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
- Replies: 1770
- Views: 769310
- Sat Apr 19, 2025 5:00 pm
- Forum: Cooking Forum
- Topic: Last Night's Dinner
- Replies: 29
- Views: 20870
- Sat Apr 19, 2025 4:56 pm
- Forum: Cooking Forum
- Topic: Last Night's Dinner
- Replies: 29
- Views: 20870
Re: Last Night's Dinner
I pulled some homemade chili out of the freezer last night. Made with chunks of stewing beef, “cranberry” beans (similar to pintos), fresh Anaheim and pasilla chiles, corn masa flour and other standard stuff. Topped with some grated white cheddar, crema, local avos, cherry tomatoes and cilantro. So...
- Sun Apr 13, 2025 7:23 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Weekend Roll Call 4-12-25
- Replies: 9
- Views: 1387
Re: Weekend Roll Call 4-12-25
Nice work, Mikey!
BTW, there's a Masters Edition of Tune Town on. Stop by.
BTW, there's a Masters Edition of Tune Town on. Stop by.
- Sat Apr 12, 2025 3:30 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: I bought a horse last night!
- Replies: 202
- Views: 36189
Re: I bought a horse last night!
If you were curious as to how T1B would describe a poster that sucks at smack, here you go: Roux the Intellectual Workout Update: Roux the Intellectual worked four threads yesterday morning at T1B, covering the board in passive drivel. Although the effort was decent, the bungle clone team was unimp...
- Sat Apr 12, 2025 2:48 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: I Know Of A Guy
- Replies: 30
- Views: 5306
Re: I Know Of A Guy
Jeebus, that's it! THAT's how "Uncle Mike" got glossed "Rape o mak."
I posted dude's nic in one of our 'where are they now' threads but couldn't remember the story.
Thanks for closing that circle. Your database of board history strikes again.
- Sat Apr 12, 2025 12:49 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: I Know Of A Guy
- Replies: 30
- Views: 5306
- Fri Apr 11, 2025 1:50 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Happy Birthday, mamamustanger!
- Replies: 10
- Views: 1509
Happy Birthday, mamamustanger!
ICYMI, mamamustanger is a Tune Town celebrity.
Me and 90 guests just sang Happy Birthday to you.

Me and 90 guests just sang Happy Birthday to you.

- Thu Apr 10, 2025 3:53 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: The Inevitable, Just Sooner...
- Replies: 36
- Views: 4097
Re: The Inevitable, Just Sooner...
Lil' Sweetums is always welcome.
Here's an upsized copy, sans eye goo..
Did she coo and giggle? You bet.

Here's an upsized copy, sans eye goo..
Did she coo and giggle? You bet.

- Thu Apr 10, 2025 3:45 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Masters Contest 2025
- Replies: 59
- Views: 11573
Re: Masters Contest 2025
Donnie Baker's Ghost wrote: ↑Tue Apr 08, 2025 2:42 pm To play: Choose two players whose odds (in parentheses) add up to 12,000 or more.
5500 + 6500 = 12000StrawMan wrote:Min Woo Lee +5500
Akshay Bhatia +6500
- Wed Apr 09, 2025 2:49 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Ukraine was aware of coming attempt on Trump’s life
- Replies: 7
- Views: 1281
Re: Ukraine was aware of coming attempt on Trump’s life
The chasm between a rocket launcher and an SKS with a .22 scope taped to it is pretty effin' wide.
Routh = Super Genius!
Routh = Super Genius!
- Wed Apr 09, 2025 2:36 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Masters Contest 2025
- Replies: 59
- Views: 11573
Re: Masters Contest 2025
Min Woo Lee +5500
Akshay Bhatia +6500
Akshay Bhatia +6500
- Wed Apr 09, 2025 2:28 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today
- Replies: 1252
- Views: 483215
- Mon Apr 07, 2025 7:08 pm
- Forum: Pure Art Haus
- Topic: A.I. Famous Faces Modernized
- Replies: 5
- Views: 14356
Re: A.I. Famous Faces Modernized
Latest famous faces AI animations. . . I added the copyright-free audio.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/-KcSoBSxCGo
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/-KcSoBSxCGo
- Sun Apr 06, 2025 1:14 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Flat Earth -- DEAD!!
- Replies: 60
- Views: 8607
- Sat Apr 05, 2025 2:42 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Capitals' Alex Ovechkin ties Wayne Gretzky with 894th goal
- Replies: 2
- Views: 768
- Sun Mar 30, 2025 7:23 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Drag queen faces child rape charges
- Replies: 192
- Views: 39054
Re: Drag queen faces child rape charges
...and so it is, the grand lawyer-mage of our message boards, Jsc810, fully above it all, high on his own supply, knew by his own standards of certainty that all around him are in fact below him , that all and sundry are just sooooooooofa king stuuuuuupid... https://img.freepik.com/premium-photo/wi...
- Sun Mar 30, 2025 3:35 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: March Madness 2025, call it!
- Replies: 141
- Views: 17069
- Wed Mar 26, 2025 7:42 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
- Replies: 1770
- Views: 769310
- Mon Mar 24, 2025 5:32 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: March Madness 2025, call it!
- Replies: 141
- Views: 17069
Re: March Madness 2025, call it!
No effin' way! Boolsheeit, says the myopic MD fan.HighPlainsGrifter wrote: ↑Mon Mar 24, 2025 4:56 pmLooks like a travel from here.StrawMan wrote: ↑Mon Mar 24, 2025 4:54 pm https://www.youtube.com/shorts/6WuQCOoVNb0
MD Terrapins Buzzer Beater!
"Crab Five" to face Florida next.
Paging wolfman for the official scorer's review.
- Mon Mar 24, 2025 4:54 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: March Madness 2025, call it!
- Replies: 141
- Views: 17069
Re: March Madness 2025, call it!
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/6WuQCOoVNb0
MD Terrapins Buzzer Beater!
"Crab Five" to face Florida next.
MD Terrapins Buzzer Beater!
"Crab Five" to face Florida next.
- Sun Mar 23, 2025 4:10 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today
- Replies: 1252
- Views: 483215
- Fri Mar 21, 2025 12:37 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today
- Replies: 1252
- Views: 483215