First we had Carl the Cuck and AIDS Skrillex. Now these living memes.
What should we call them?
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- Tue May 07, 2024 6:12 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Alica Schmidt has qualified for the Olympics
- Replies: 2
- Views: 95
- Mon May 06, 2024 5:04 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Assault with fried chicken (no need to actually guess the race)
- Replies: 25
- Views: 648
- Fri May 03, 2024 10:37 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: ELO’s light dinner
- Replies: 9
- Views: 318
- Fri May 03, 2024 2:59 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: the 150th Kentucky Derby, call it!
- Replies: 37
- Views: 650
Re: the 150th Kentucky Derby, call it!
We're off topic.
How do I win this thing? I assume the prize is a large one-topping Dominos pizza. What's the topping? Is it chicken month?
How do I win this thing? I assume the prize is a large one-topping Dominos pizza. What's the topping? Is it chicken month?
- Thu May 02, 2024 9:54 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: the 150th Kentucky Derby, call it!
- Replies: 37
- Views: 650
Re: the 150th Kentucky Derby, call it!
As you would at the track. Win, place, show. Exactas and trifectas if that's your thing. Many years ago, my mother had a few horses that would race at the south Florida tracks. To be clear, they were nowhere remotely close to being Derby contenders, but we did make it to the winners circle a few ti...
- Thu May 02, 2024 6:35 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: the 150th Kentucky Derby, call it!
- Replies: 37
- Views: 650
Re: the 150th Kentucky Derby, call it!
Nice non-answer. So what’s your call on the race? I am bad at animal abuse competition. I don't travel in Roux's social circles so I don't get any casual exposure to horse race chatter. Don't know a single one of these horses, their pedigree, or their owners. But I'm always open to a wild guess. Ho...
- Thu May 02, 2024 6:04 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: the 150th Kentucky Derby, call it!
- Replies: 37
- Views: 650
- Thu May 02, 2024 5:59 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: the 150th Kentucky Derby, call it!
- Replies: 37
- Views: 650
Re: the 150th Kentucky Derby, call it!
I saw the original post, Mikey. You sure it was worth the edit just for a petty political pot shot? Funny, I haven’t seen you bitch at all about JPGettingassfucked turning almost every thread into a multi-post multi-paragraph pointless political word salad. Why is that? This was a horse racing thre...
- Thu May 02, 2024 5:20 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: the 150th Kentucky Derby, call it!
- Replies: 37
- Views: 650
Re: the 150th Kentucky Derby, call it!
I saw the original post, Mikey. You sure it was worth the edit just for a petty political pot shot?
- Wed May 01, 2024 3:32 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Doom
- Replies: 3288
- Views: 864981
Re: Doom
Until the money printing stops, the Fed might as well write their recommendation on a dollar bill and burn it for heat like the rest of us.
- Tue Apr 30, 2024 10:49 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Sordid Clambake news
- Replies: 70
- Views: 192974
Re: Sordid Clambake news
You haven't hit bottom until you're living in a VAN down by the RIVER!
- Tue Apr 30, 2024 2:23 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: I wonder if the Wright Brothers...
- Replies: 10
- Views: 271
Re: I wonder if the Wright Brothers...
Fuckin' rookie.
~John Denver~
~John Denver~
- Mon Apr 29, 2024 1:21 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Oh no! The woke have a decision to make
- Replies: 39
- Views: 954
Re: Oh no! The woke have a decision to make
Quoting yourself to double-post might indicate you should take a break from the keyboard.
- Sun Apr 28, 2024 9:00 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Weekend Roll Call 4-27-24
- Replies: 33
- Views: 709
Re: Weekend Roll Call 4-27-24
Don't their wives come looking for them?
- Sun Apr 28, 2024 2:25 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Oh no! The woke have a decision to make
- Replies: 39
- Views: 954
Re: Oh no! The woke have a decision to make
The press and media call president trump racist? LMFAO LMFAO Your criminally corrupt left-wing democrat party is HOME to the most vile disgusting racists on planet earth. https://storage.googleapis.com/free-the-work.appspot.com/images/4VEo4UATVctzdnFj2kJPi9/Screen_Shot_2020-11-09_at_4.43.53_PM.png
- Sun Apr 28, 2024 2:20 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Death Pool 2024
- Replies: 43
- Views: 198156
- Sat Apr 27, 2024 4:14 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: For all you dumbasses…
- Replies: 79
- Views: 3697
Re: For all you dumbasses…
Farts don't stink if you filter them. Because that's how microparticles work!
- Sat Apr 27, 2024 3:37 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Weekend Roll Call 4-27-24
- Replies: 33
- Views: 709
Re: Weekend Roll Call 4-27-24
the sun is strong enough to heat the spa to 100. At first I was kinda disappointed that our hot tub will only go to 104. But then after sitting in 104, I realized that about 15 minutes is enough. Just dropping it to 101 and I can stay in the tub for an hour. Brining some chicken now, gonna make a c...
- Sat Apr 27, 2024 2:01 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Weekend Roll Call 4-27-24
- Replies: 33
- Views: 709
Re: Weekend Roll Call 4-27-24
FOC weather is a shit show this weekend. Tornado alley is very active. Twisters 60 miles to the north and south last night, but KC is a little more in the bullseye tonight. Fuckin' Reed Timmer, crazy ass storm chaser is even in town. Never a good sign. Our boy mvs may have spent a little time in hi...
- Fri Apr 26, 2024 11:13 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Erf Day
- Replies: 17
- Views: 648
Re: Erf Day
- Fri Apr 26, 2024 11:00 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: A brilliant student of history
- Replies: 39
- Views: 1249
Re: A brilliant student of history
Clarence Thomas was shown to be bought and paid for. Did the chief or any of the other judges do anything but ignore it? Some bullshit generalized press release but no statement of ethics or sanctions. Corrupt? Fuk what else do you need? The last eight years has shown the weaponization of the very ...
- Fri Apr 26, 2024 4:43 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Erf Day
- Replies: 17
- Views: 648
Re: Erf Day
If only it would stop raining, California's hillsides would stop ruining everyone's lives and ruining their wedding chapels.
- Fri Apr 26, 2024 4:42 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: For all you dumbasses…
- Replies: 79
- Views: 3697
Re: For all you dumbasses…
Therapeutic treatments of infectious diseases are literal racism? Goddam you're bad at this, Screwy.
- Fri Apr 26, 2024 4:34 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Orenthal--tits up
- Replies: 5
- Views: 525
Re: Orenthal--tits up
Metastatic prostate cancer. Had he went to his primary doctor twenty plus years ago, this could've been easily cured through radical robotic prostate surgery. Unfortunately, he was an arrogant SOB, and left unchecked. It spread everywhere. People magazine and other "left-wing" outlets sai...
- Fri Apr 26, 2024 3:32 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Erf Day
- Replies: 17
- Views: 648
Re: Erf Day
Excellent thread. We reshape this dirty ball all day every day. Every day is Earth Day for my guys. Well...except last Saturday. That was Fix the Pump Jack Day. A pumper was preparing a site for teardown (not one of my monkeys, mvscal) and released the sucker rod before locking the beam. At the back...
- Fri Apr 26, 2024 3:17 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: A brilliant student of history
- Replies: 39
- Views: 1249
Re: A brilliant student of history
Kind of like m2 posting in here about how maga & Trump suck They do suck. They have a fucking lawyer arguing to the corrupt Supreme Court that Dump is above the law. Period. Doesn't really bode (no pun intended) well for the future of American democracy if corrupt GQP Supreme Court members vote...
- Thu Apr 25, 2024 10:12 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: FTC bans non-compete clauses
- Replies: 24
- Views: 778
Re: FTC bans non-compete clauses
equitablegrowth are probably the same morons who predicted the Trump tax cuts would bankrupt the government and then conveniently ignored the government collecting record revenue every quarter since the tax cuts.
- Wed Apr 24, 2024 5:43 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: If this doesn’t infuriate everyone…
- Replies: 27
- Views: 799
Re: If this doesn’t infuriate everyone…
I don't recall CNN or MSNBC being sued successfully for spreading lies about Dominion & Smartmatic voting machines... You just don’t get it, do you? The MSM, the courts, the DOJ and FBI, the electoral system, the police and fire departments, Disneyland, Hollywood, the auto industry, social medi...
- Wed Apr 24, 2024 5:35 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: A brilliant student of history
- Replies: 39
- Views: 1249
- Tue Apr 23, 2024 8:13 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today
- Replies: 657
- Views: 345305
Re: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today
lolSven Golly wrote: ↑Tue Apr 23, 2024 7:30 pm Damn shame...I heard he was only 3 credits short of his degree in Quantum Electrodynamics.
Now who will write the maths to keep our rockets in orbit?
- Tue Apr 23, 2024 8:12 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: If this doesn’t infuriate everyone…
- Replies: 27
- Views: 799
Re: If this doesn’t infuriate everyone…
Screwy plays the team sports version of politics. Until the coach tells him there's a new play he will keep running the same sets. Posting Substack posts ERRRR blog posts as evidence is the 21st century version of posting a photo of the back of a truck stop restroom stall door. Yes, that's the &quo...
- Tue Apr 23, 2024 7:00 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today
- Replies: 657
- Views: 345305
Re: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today
https://forums.rivals.com/proxy.php?image=https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.scored.co%2Fpost%2FAPisDOKp6MFQ.png&hash=c0f55b782198d94b2a460e9e4883ac86 Not a tranny. Should be fun when he self identifies as a teenage girl and gets to serve his sentence in female juvenile detention. And don't you DARE claim he ...
- Tue Apr 23, 2024 6:57 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: If this doesn’t infuriate everyone…
- Replies: 27
- Views: 799
Re: If this doesn’t infuriate everyone…
Screwy plays the team sports version of politics. Until the coach tells him there's a new play he will keep running the same sets.
- Tue Apr 23, 2024 5:31 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare
- Replies: 23
- Views: 777
Re: The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare
Isn't it Ionic? Don't you think?
- Mon Apr 22, 2024 5:51 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Bacon Cajun Ranch Deluxe McCrispy
- Replies: 2
- Views: 235
Bacon Cajun Ranch Deluxe McCrispy
It's pretty good. The cajun ranch is smokey and spicy but not food-challenge-hot. Nothing unique about the chicken. Standard McDonalds bacon slices so thin you can read the newspaper through them but they put plenty on it. Roma tomato slices. McD no longer offers leaf lettuce so the sando has shredd...
- Mon Apr 22, 2024 5:32 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare
- Replies: 23
- Views: 777
Re: The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare
foyé, foyey... whatever it takes.
- Mon Apr 22, 2024 5:31 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: A brilliant student of history
- Replies: 39
- Views: 1249
Re: A brilliant student of history
I found it funny. Not quite as funny as Dems pretending they care about the cognitive ability of a Presidential candidate but still funny.
- Sat Apr 20, 2024 6:55 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare
- Replies: 23
- Views: 777
The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare
Just watched the trailer for this movie. Apparently it's based on the UK's first foyer into clandestine military operations. What an excellent premise, but of course it gets completely fucked over by the children running Hollywood. I would bet actual money they wrote this steaming pile of dogshit us...
- Sat Apr 20, 2024 5:40 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: In Memory of Dickey Betts
- Replies: 36
- Views: 1350
Re: In Memory of Dickey Betts
Smackie has a point.
I checked Go Coogs' post history and he isn't calling people nazis nearly often enough to be on the right side of history. It's obvious he is a Nazi lover.
I checked Go Coogs' post history and he isn't calling people nazis nearly often enough to be on the right side of history. It's obvious he is a Nazi lover.
- Sat Apr 20, 2024 3:18 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Weekend Roll Call 4-20-24
- Replies: 9
- Views: 443
Re: Weekend Roll Call 4-20-24
IN Filed my corporate taxes on the 15th. You'll be happy to know I paid my fair share. Wish I could select how the government spends my contribution. Best I can do is help select a few of the people whom spend it, then sit back and watch them quid pro quo with the other side until no bad idea goes u...