Search found 859 matches

by HighPlainsGrifter
Mon May 06, 2024 5:04 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Assault with fried chicken (no need to actually guess the race)
Replies: 25
Views: 653

Re: Assault with fried chicken (no need to actually guess the race)

First we had Carl the Cuck and AIDS Skrillex. Now these living memes.

What should we call them?

Image
by HighPlainsGrifter
Fri May 03, 2024 10:37 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: ELO’s light dinner
Replies: 9
Views: 318

Re: ELO’s light dinner

L45B wrote: Fri May 03, 2024 3:57 pm Can’t Get It out of My Head (of lettuce)
Boy Blue(berry)
Laredo Tomato
Po’ Boy

Gotta… Strange Sandwichhhhh
Rack it.
by HighPlainsGrifter
Fri May 03, 2024 2:59 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: the 150th Kentucky Derby, call it!
Replies: 37
Views: 651

Re: the 150th Kentucky Derby, call it!

We're off topic.

How do I win this thing? I assume the prize is a large one-topping Dominos pizza. What's the topping? Is it chicken month?
by HighPlainsGrifter
Thu May 02, 2024 9:54 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: the 150th Kentucky Derby, call it!
Replies: 37
Views: 651

Re: the 150th Kentucky Derby, call it!

As you would at the track. Win, place, show. Exactas and trifectas if that's your thing. Many years ago, my mother had a few horses that would race at the south Florida tracks. To be clear, they were nowhere remotely close to being Derby contenders, but we did make it to the winners circle a few ti...
by HighPlainsGrifter
Thu May 02, 2024 6:35 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: the 150th Kentucky Derby, call it!
Replies: 37
Views: 651

Re: the 150th Kentucky Derby, call it!

Nice non-answer. So what’s your call on the race? I am bad at animal abuse competition. I don't travel in Roux's social circles so I don't get any casual exposure to horse race chatter. Don't know a single one of these horses, their pedigree, or their owners. But I'm always open to a wild guess. Ho...
by HighPlainsGrifter
Thu May 02, 2024 6:04 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: the 150th Kentucky Derby, call it!
Replies: 37
Views: 651

Re: the 150th Kentucky Derby, call it!

Mikey wrote: Thu May 02, 2024 5:58 pm Did you forget which thread you’re currently shitting on? Moron.
Cosign.

Keep the politics to their relevant threads, dickholes.
by HighPlainsGrifter
Thu May 02, 2024 5:59 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: the 150th Kentucky Derby, call it!
Replies: 37
Views: 651

Re: the 150th Kentucky Derby, call it!

I saw the original post, Mikey. You sure it was worth the edit just for a petty political pot shot? Funny, I haven’t seen you bitch at all about JPGettingassfucked turning almost every thread into a multi-post multi-paragraph pointless political word salad. Why is that? This was a horse racing thre...
by HighPlainsGrifter
Thu May 02, 2024 5:20 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: the 150th Kentucky Derby, call it!
Replies: 37
Views: 651

Re: the 150th Kentucky Derby, call it!

I saw the original post, Mikey. You sure it was worth the edit just for a petty political pot shot?
by HighPlainsGrifter
Wed May 01, 2024 3:32 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Doom
Replies: 3288
Views: 870714

Re: Doom

Until the money printing stops, the Fed might as well write their recommendation on a dollar bill and burn it for heat like the rest of us.
by HighPlainsGrifter
Tue Apr 30, 2024 10:49 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Sordid Clambake news
Replies: 70
Views: 194997

Re: Sordid Clambake news

You haven't hit bottom until you're living in a VAN down by the RIVER!
by HighPlainsGrifter
Tue Apr 30, 2024 2:23 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I wonder if the Wright Brothers...
Replies: 10
Views: 273

Re: I wonder if the Wright Brothers...

Fuckin' rookie.

~John Denver~
by HighPlainsGrifter
Mon Apr 29, 2024 1:21 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Oh no! The woke have a decision to make
Replies: 39
Views: 956

Re: Oh no! The woke have a decision to make

Quoting yourself to double-post might indicate you should take a break from the keyboard.
by HighPlainsGrifter
Sun Apr 28, 2024 9:00 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 4-27-24
Replies: 33
Views: 715

Re: Weekend Roll Call 4-27-24

Don't their wives come looking for them?

Image
by HighPlainsGrifter
Sun Apr 28, 2024 2:25 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Oh no! The woke have a decision to make
Replies: 39
Views: 956

Re: Oh no! The woke have a decision to make

The press and media call president trump racist? LMFAO LMFAO Your criminally corrupt left-wing democrat party is HOME to the most vile disgusting racists on planet earth. https://storage.googleapis.com/free-the-work.appspot.com/images/4VEo4UATVctzdnFj2kJPi9/Screen_Shot_2020-11-09_at_4.43.53_PM.png
by HighPlainsGrifter
Sun Apr 28, 2024 2:20 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Death Pool 2024
Replies: 43
Views: 200276

Re: Death Pool 2024

Roux wrote: Wed Jan 10, 2024 12:00 pm Jimmy Carter, President, cancer, February
Any....minute... now...

Image
by HighPlainsGrifter
Sat Apr 27, 2024 4:14 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: For all you dumbasses…
Replies: 79
Views: 3719

Re: For all you dumbasses…

Farts don't stink if you filter them. Because that's how microparticles work!
by HighPlainsGrifter
Sat Apr 27, 2024 3:37 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 4-27-24
Replies: 33
Views: 715

Re: Weekend Roll Call 4-27-24

the sun is strong enough to heat the spa to 100. At first I was kinda disappointed that our hot tub will only go to 104. But then after sitting in 104, I realized that about 15 minutes is enough. Just dropping it to 101 and I can stay in the tub for an hour. Brining some chicken now, gonna make a c...
by HighPlainsGrifter
Sat Apr 27, 2024 2:01 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 4-27-24
Replies: 33
Views: 715

Re: Weekend Roll Call 4-27-24

FOC weather is a shit show this weekend. Tornado alley is very active. Twisters 60 miles to the north and south last night, but KC is a little more in the bullseye tonight. Fuckin' Reed Timmer, crazy ass storm chaser is even in town. Never a good sign. Our boy mvs may have spent a little time in hi...
by HighPlainsGrifter
Fri Apr 26, 2024 11:13 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Erf Day
Replies: 17
Views: 656

Re: Erf Day

Meat Head wrote: Fri Apr 26, 2024 10:52 pm
HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Fri Apr 26, 2024 3:32 pm sucker rod
~Swoon~

sig

JP Gettysburg
:lol: :lol:
by HighPlainsGrifter
Fri Apr 26, 2024 11:00 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: A brilliant student of history
Replies: 39
Views: 1263

Re: A brilliant student of history

Clarence Thomas was shown to be bought and paid for. Did the chief or any of the other judges do anything but ignore it? Some bullshit generalized press release but no statement of ethics or sanctions. Corrupt? Fuk what else do you need? The last eight years has shown the weaponization of the very ...
by HighPlainsGrifter
Fri Apr 26, 2024 4:43 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Erf Day
Replies: 17
Views: 656

Re: Erf Day

If only it would stop raining, California's hillsides would stop ruining everyone's lives and ruining their wedding chapels.
by HighPlainsGrifter
Fri Apr 26, 2024 4:42 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: For all you dumbasses…
Replies: 79
Views: 3719

Re: For all you dumbasses…

Therapeutic treatments of infectious diseases are literal racism? Goddam you're bad at this, Screwy.
by HighPlainsGrifter
Fri Apr 26, 2024 4:34 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Orenthal--tits up
Replies: 5
Views: 527

Re: Orenthal--tits up

Metastatic prostate cancer. Had he went to his primary doctor twenty plus years ago, this could've been easily cured through radical robotic prostate surgery. Unfortunately, he was an arrogant SOB, and left unchecked. It spread everywhere. People magazine and other "left-wing" outlets sai...
by HighPlainsGrifter
Fri Apr 26, 2024 3:32 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Erf Day
Replies: 17
Views: 656

Re: Erf Day

Excellent thread. We reshape this dirty ball all day every day. Every day is Earth Day for my guys. Well...except last Saturday. That was Fix the Pump Jack Day. A pumper was preparing a site for teardown (not one of my monkeys, mvscal) and released the sucker rod before locking the beam. At the back...
by HighPlainsGrifter
Fri Apr 26, 2024 3:17 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: A brilliant student of history
Replies: 39
Views: 1263

Re: A brilliant student of history

Kind of like m2 posting in here about how maga & Trump suck They do suck. They have a fucking lawyer arguing to the corrupt Supreme Court that Dump is above the law. Period. Doesn't really bode (no pun intended) well for the future of American democracy if corrupt GQP Supreme Court members vote...
by HighPlainsGrifter
Thu Apr 25, 2024 10:12 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: FTC bans non-compete clauses
Replies: 24
Views: 790

Re: FTC bans non-compete clauses

equitablegrowth are probably the same morons who predicted the Trump tax cuts would bankrupt the government and then conveniently ignored the government collecting record revenue every quarter since the tax cuts.
by HighPlainsGrifter
Wed Apr 24, 2024 5:43 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: If this doesn’t infuriate everyone…
Replies: 27
Views: 803

Re: If this doesn’t infuriate everyone…

I don't recall CNN or MSNBC being sued successfully for spreading lies about Dominion & Smartmatic voting machines... You just don’t get it, do you? The MSM, the courts, the DOJ and FBI, the electoral system, the police and fire departments, Disneyland, Hollywood, the auto industry, social medi...
by HighPlainsGrifter
Wed Apr 24, 2024 5:35 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: A brilliant student of history
Replies: 39
Views: 1263

Re: A brilliant student of history

Carson wrote: Wed Apr 24, 2024 5:10 pm
I don’t know why we’re surprised by Trump.

How many times does he have to prove we can't be trusted?
#stupidfuckwitbiden
Everybody knew it wouldn't take more than a day.
by HighPlainsGrifter
Tue Apr 23, 2024 8:13 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today
Replies: 657
Views: 348299

Re: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today

Sven Golly wrote: Tue Apr 23, 2024 7:30 pm Damn shame...I heard he was only 3 credits short of his degree in Quantum Electrodynamics.
lol

Now who will write the maths to keep our rockets in orbit?
by HighPlainsGrifter
Tue Apr 23, 2024 8:12 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: If this doesn’t infuriate everyone…
Replies: 27
Views: 803

Re: If this doesn’t infuriate everyone…

Screwy plays the team sports version of politics. Until the coach tells him there's a new play he will keep running the same sets. Posting Substack posts ERRRR blog posts as evidence is the 21st century version of posting a photo of the back of a truck stop restroom stall door. Yes, that's the &quo...
by HighPlainsGrifter
Tue Apr 23, 2024 7:00 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today
Replies: 657
Views: 348299

Re: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today

https://forums.rivals.com/proxy.php?image=https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.scored.co%2Fpost%2FAPisDOKp6MFQ.png&hash=c0f55b782198d94b2a460e9e4883ac86 Not a tranny. Should be fun when he self identifies as a teenage girl and gets to serve his sentence in female juvenile detention. And don't you DARE claim he ...
by HighPlainsGrifter
Tue Apr 23, 2024 6:57 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: If this doesn’t infuriate everyone…
Replies: 27
Views: 803

Re: If this doesn’t infuriate everyone…

Screwy plays the team sports version of politics. Until the coach tells him there's a new play he will keep running the same sets.
by HighPlainsGrifter
Tue Apr 23, 2024 5:31 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare
Replies: 23
Views: 788

Re: The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare

Isn't it Ionic? Don't you think?
by HighPlainsGrifter
Mon Apr 22, 2024 5:51 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Bacon Cajun Ranch Deluxe McCrispy
Replies: 2
Views: 241

Bacon Cajun Ranch Deluxe McCrispy

It's pretty good. The cajun ranch is smokey and spicy but not food-challenge-hot. Nothing unique about the chicken. Standard McDonalds bacon slices so thin you can read the newspaper through them but they put plenty on it. Roma tomato slices. McD no longer offers leaf lettuce so the sando has shredd...
by HighPlainsGrifter
Mon Apr 22, 2024 5:32 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare
Replies: 23
Views: 788

Re: The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare

foyé, foyey... whatever it takes.
by HighPlainsGrifter
Mon Apr 22, 2024 5:31 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: A brilliant student of history
Replies: 39
Views: 1263

Re: A brilliant student of history

I found it funny. Not quite as funny as Dems pretending they care about the cognitive ability of a Presidential candidate but still funny.
by HighPlainsGrifter
Sat Apr 20, 2024 6:55 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare
Replies: 23
Views: 788

The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare

Just watched the trailer for this movie. Apparently it's based on the UK's first foyer into clandestine military operations. What an excellent premise, but of course it gets completely fucked over by the children running Hollywood. I would bet actual money they wrote this steaming pile of dogshit us...
by HighPlainsGrifter
Sat Apr 20, 2024 5:40 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: In Memory of Dickey Betts
Replies: 36
Views: 1358

Re: In Memory of Dickey Betts

Smackie has a point.

I checked Go Coogs' post history and he isn't calling people nazis nearly often enough to be on the right side of history. It's obvious he is a Nazi lover.
by HighPlainsGrifter
Sat Apr 20, 2024 3:18 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 4-20-24
Replies: 9
Views: 450

Re: Weekend Roll Call 4-20-24

IN Filed my corporate taxes on the 15th. You'll be happy to know I paid my fair share. Wish I could select how the government spends my contribution. Best I can do is help select a few of the people whom spend it, then sit back and watch them quid pro quo with the other side until no bad idea goes u...