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by HighPlainsGrifter
Fri Sep 08, 2023 8:43 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Biden/Liberal Bullshit...
Replies: 1186
Views: 277534

Re: Biden/Liberal Bullshit...

You could simply say, "I don't get it." The sycophants in your entourage wouldn't think any less of you, I'm sure.
by HighPlainsGrifter
Fri Sep 08, 2023 8:27 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Get ready for the next masks/lockdowns BS
Replies: 97
Views: 8984

Re: Get ready for the next masks/lockdowns BS

You're doing that thing again where you add words to my words to make a point. Why do you do that? Are you incapable of not doing that? Since you lack focus, I'll break my statement into pieces so you can't fuck up the cognition. 1. Doctor Anthony Fauci pushed for, got approval for, and did not disc...
by HighPlainsGrifter
Fri Sep 08, 2023 8:00 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trans in the news
Replies: 297
Views: 68933

Re: Trans in the news

Python wrote: Fri Sep 08, 2023 7:58 pm
Scott from Anaheim wrote: Tue Sep 05, 2023 4:50 am punching down on a cross-eyed mongoloid child.
I miss bbq jones.
Rack.
by HighPlainsGrifter
Fri Sep 08, 2023 7:52 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Biden/Liberal Bullshit...
Replies: 1186
Views: 277534

Re: Biden/Liberal Bullshit...

The Spongemouth thread is one aisle over.
by HighPlainsGrifter
Fri Sep 08, 2023 7:51 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Get ready for the next masks/lockdowns BS
Replies: 97
Views: 8984

Re: Get ready for the next masks/lockdowns BS

Fauci authorized use of a repackaged cancer drug for AIDS patients. It's called AZT and it was pulled from the market for killing more people than the cancer it was treating. Fauci authorized it as an AIDS treatment and experimented on tens of thousands of gay men. I think that's abhorrent and Antho...
by HighPlainsGrifter
Fri Sep 08, 2023 7:31 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Get ready for the next masks/lockdowns BS
Replies: 97
Views: 8984

Re: Get ready for the next masks/lockdowns BS

The shit that little gnome pulled during the AIDS epidemic should have put the fucker in jail decades ago.
by HighPlainsGrifter
Fri Sep 08, 2023 7:30 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Biden/Liberal Bullshit...
Replies: 1186
Views: 277534

Re: Biden/Liberal Bullshit...

That’s some serious irony. Oh and denial lots of denial. But I’ll play, what exactly were you doing then? Did your post have an actual point? I searched for corroborating statements and near as I can tell no one else was present during these "group masturbation sessions." Paul might be te...
by HighPlainsGrifter
Fri Sep 08, 2023 6:34 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Biden/Liberal Bullshit...
Replies: 1186
Views: 277534

Re: Biden/Liberal Bullshit...

Kierland wrote: Fri Sep 08, 2023 6:03 pm Sniffing the crap pedokkkal pulled out of his ass and calling it meatballs is not research.
I didn't say it was. You're projecting again. You should do less of that.
by HighPlainsGrifter
Fri Sep 08, 2023 6:28 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Probably belongs in the *Doom* thread
Replies: 41
Views: 1726

Re: Probably belongs in the *Doom* thread

If you think there's soil in the Playa I'd like to see the evidence.

Love and smooches,

~Grifter
by HighPlainsGrifter
Fri Sep 08, 2023 6:25 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Smash Morgue
Replies: 7
Views: 1411

Re: Smash Morgue

Screw_Michigan wrote: Fri Sep 08, 2023 6:21 pm
HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Fri Sep 08, 2023 5:07 pm I mean...someone did once tell him the world was going to roll him. Drank himself to death so he wasn't the sharpest tool in the shed.
Heard his son died of cancer. That's tough news.
Fuckit I'd drink like hell as well.
by HighPlainsGrifter
Fri Sep 08, 2023 5:49 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: NFL Streams
Replies: 14
Views: 14510

Re: NFL Streams

Watching grownassed men steal cable is kinda funny. Sad, but funny. Why don't you guys deliver pizza for a month and you can buy all the broadcasts for the next five years?
by HighPlainsGrifter
Fri Sep 08, 2023 5:46 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trump/GOP bullshit
Replies: 4608
Views: 1133714

Re: Trump/GOP bullshit

““Dark” right-wing network recruits MAGA “army” to replace 50K federal workers Trump plans to purge - "Project 2025 is extremists' newest plan to set fire to our democracy," watchdog group warns.” But you tards keep complaining about dresses. Did you hyperventilate and pass out after typi...
by HighPlainsGrifter
Fri Sep 08, 2023 5:39 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Biden/Liberal Bullshit...
Replies: 1186
Views: 277534

Re: Biden/Liberal Bullshit...

And mormon Mike Lee says god caused it to rain on Burning Man because of morning circle jerks and stuff. The Beatles jerked off together and it didn't rain on them. https://ultimateclassicrock.com/paul-mccartney-john-lennon-masturbate/ I'll take "Things that Never Happened" for $500. I re...
by HighPlainsGrifter
Fri Sep 08, 2023 5:31 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Week 1
Replies: 46
Views: 21264

Re: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Week 1

Biggie wrote: Wed Sep 06, 2023 3:44 am
Biggie wrote: Wed Sep 06, 2023 3:40 am Hope there’s new blood this year.
RACK all koala_caramel resets.
Peter Falk RACKS this.

I haven't watched NFL in 10 years. That means if I don't finish last you guys are terrible.

PHI -3.5
LAR @ SEA OVER 45.5
BUF -2.5
by HighPlainsGrifter
Fri Sep 08, 2023 5:17 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: DP 2023
Replies: 75
Views: 148164

Re: DP 2023

Late season flash picks now open. Death by any cause, any time in 2023. Points awarded by weight. One point per pound. Demonstrably female celebrities get weight + 45 points. Fabulous prizes. :drink: Kirsten Perez - Reality TV Star Awesome pick, mister. We will accept she is female, but if you want...
by HighPlainsGrifter
Fri Sep 08, 2023 5:10 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Doom
Replies: 3344
Views: 911416

Re: Doom

Sudden Sam wrote: Fri Sep 08, 2023 1:16 am Lee will be turning hard
Diego would like to hear some more.
by HighPlainsGrifter
Fri Sep 08, 2023 5:08 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Get ready for the next masks/lockdowns BS
Replies: 97
Views: 8984

Re: Get ready for the next masks/lockdowns BS

Sudden Sam wrote: Fri Sep 08, 2023 4:32 pm Books. I read lots of books.

You should try it.
The Real Anthony Fauci.

If you haven't read it, get it.
by HighPlainsGrifter
Fri Sep 08, 2023 5:07 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Smash Morgue
Replies: 7
Views: 1411

Re: Smash Morgue

I mean...someone did once tell him the world was going to roll him. Drank himself to death so he wasn't the sharpest tool in the shed.
by HighPlainsGrifter
Fri Sep 08, 2023 5:02 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Sweet :: Sour
Replies: 89
Views: 43375

Re: Sweet :: Sour

Sweet: Some YouTube douche got smoked

Sour: RIP, Mustang.

Youtuber Danny Duncan Hospitalized After Car Crashes Into His House
by HighPlainsGrifter
Fri Sep 08, 2023 4:23 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: HighPlainsGrifter is the newest T1B Member
Replies: 76
Views: 34767

Re: HighPlainsGrifter is the newest T1B Member

Holy shit HPG is back! :homer: I've pretty much only been checking in on the weekend roll call at best lately but seeing this multi-POTY champion grace this board with his presence makes this place worth while! What the hell took so long, Grif? Hey, dtown! How's life in the humid flats treating you...
by HighPlainsGrifter
Fri Sep 08, 2023 3:59 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Probably belongs in the *Doom* thread
Replies: 41
Views: 1726

Re: Probably belongs in the *Doom* thread

Sorry I’m late getting back to this. We had a near blowout Sunday. Continental hit a pocket so hard it jumped the pipe (tried to push a mile of steel pipe out of the hole) and overpressured the BOP. Alarms went off and camp evacuated. Turned out to be a false alarm, thank god. The flare stack caught...
by HighPlainsGrifter
Tue Sep 05, 2023 3:21 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: California Transplants In Austin Now Say It Sucks
Replies: 34
Views: 2237

Re: California Transplants In Austin Now Say It Sucks

Funny how this is the hill you want to die on hillbilly. Not sure where you get the hillbilly thing. I've never even visited hillbilly country. But with your propensity to create your own definitions for words, it wouldn't surprise me if you redefined that one also. I'm oilfield trash, if you care ...
by HighPlainsGrifter
Mon Sep 04, 2023 9:47 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: DP 2023
Replies: 75
Views: 148164

Re: DP 2023

WHOA! You can't change your pick! What is this bullshit??
by HighPlainsGrifter
Mon Sep 04, 2023 9:42 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Sweet :: Sour
Replies: 89
Views: 43375

Re: Sweet :: Sour

Did Gym Jordan tell you that? More fallacy. Fuuken Christ you people are automatons. Go ahead & explain how that is a fallacy. Equivocation. Equivocating Gym (sic) Jordan's statements and/or reputation with your opponent is fallacious. Jordan is not relevant to the conversation. You should make...
by HighPlainsGrifter
Mon Sep 04, 2023 9:11 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Probably belongs in the *Doom* thread
Replies: 41
Views: 1726

Re: Probably belongs in the *Doom* thread

This is simple but I'll make it simpler.

Step 1: Admit you can't build a road.

Pretty simple. Admit you don't know.
by HighPlainsGrifter
Mon Sep 04, 2023 7:41 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Sweet :: Sour
Replies: 89
Views: 43375

Re: Sweet :: Sour

Which do you think is more emblematic of a breadown in morality, stealing a car or stealing from a children's cancer charity? Stealing from a charity is despicable. But they’re both theft. Stealing is stealing. Fucked up people steal. I’m amazed at the nonchalance expressed in here. Is everyone num...
by HighPlainsGrifter
Mon Sep 04, 2023 7:39 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Probably belongs in the *Doom* thread
Replies: 41
Views: 1726

Re: Probably belongs in the *Doom* thread

Ok you test the soil, do you have any idea what you are likely to find it says of the soil on the playa? Stay focused for a minute. You're contracted to build a road. How do you perform the first steps? Google won't help you on this. This is knowlege you get by doing. We all know you haven't dirtie...
by HighPlainsGrifter
Mon Sep 04, 2023 6:43 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Probably belongs in the *Doom* thread
Replies: 41
Views: 1726

Re: Probably belongs in the *Doom* thread

I went back in the day a couple of times. It was super fun. 10/10 Way different event today. Would not attend. 0/10 Baker Beach or Nevada. Is that where you caught AIDS? When did you stop molesting babies? Friendly reminder. You missed the rhetoric warning on this one. I'm here to help.
by HighPlainsGrifter
Mon Sep 04, 2023 6:41 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Probably belongs in the *Doom* thread
Replies: 41
Views: 1726

Re: Probably belongs in the *Doom* thread

So we can add not building roads to you list of accomplishments. My credentials in this field are well established. Then tell us how to build the road if it’s so easy. You have had like ten chances. I've already given you the first step. Since you know everything, please describe how step one is pe...
by HighPlainsGrifter
Mon Sep 04, 2023 5:01 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Probably belongs in the *Doom* thread
Replies: 41
Views: 1726

Re: Probably belongs in the *Doom* thread

Kierland wrote: Mon Sep 04, 2023 3:57 pm So we can add not building roads to you list of accomplishments.
My credentials in this field are well established. Yours, however, are not. Since you really want to do this, please explain how you would measure the Water Holding Capacity and Plasticity of the native soil.

Go.
by HighPlainsGrifter
Mon Sep 04, 2023 4:49 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Probably belongs in the *Doom* thread
Replies: 41
Views: 1726

Re: Probably belongs in the *Doom* thread

BrainAIDS at the very least.
by HighPlainsGrifter
Mon Sep 04, 2023 4:22 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trans in the news
Replies: 297
Views: 68933

Re: Trans in the news

then completely made up a post that I never made and quoted me as saying it. Are you new here? We've been using this technique since 2001. I made it obvious you didn't write it. It's a paraphrase and parody of your posts and highly relevant. It's fukking smack, ya dumbass. I can't believe I have to...
by HighPlainsGrifter
Mon Sep 04, 2023 4:14 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Sweet :: Sour
Replies: 89
Views: 43375

Re: Sweet :: Sour

These cars are vulnerable everywhere in America, not just in urban ghettos. What does it matter where they’re being stolen or who is stealing them? This is just indicative of a total breakdown in morality. I’m sick of people making excuses for scum of the earth thieves. DON’T FUCKING STEAL. Which d...
by HighPlainsGrifter
Mon Sep 04, 2023 3:51 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Probably belongs in the *Doom* thread
Replies: 41
Views: 1726

Re: Probably belongs in the *Doom* thread

Kierland wrote: Mon Sep 04, 2023 3:37 pm More bluster and bullshit.
by HighPlainsGrifter
Mon Sep 04, 2023 3:43 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trans in the news
Replies: 297
Views: 68933

Re: Trans in the news

iT IsN't WhAtAbOuTiSm WhEn I dO iT!!! CuZ i ArE sAmRt!! *drool* You fucking suck at this, bro. Like, really badly. Not smacking right now. Talking like two bros in the back yard clinking beers, you need to stop. There's a reason half (my estimate) this board has you on ignore. Are you capable of im...
by HighPlainsGrifter
Mon Sep 04, 2023 3:36 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Sweet :: Sour
Replies: 89
Views: 43375

Re: Sweet :: Sour

I didn't call it TDS. You did that. Perhaps accusation=admission?
by HighPlainsGrifter
Mon Sep 04, 2023 3:35 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Probably belongs in the *Doom* thread
Replies: 41
Views: 1726

Re: Probably belongs in the *Doom* thread

I was wrong to think you wouldn't bluster and bullshit your way through another topic? That's not the win you think it is, Special K.
by HighPlainsGrifter
Mon Sep 04, 2023 3:15 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Probably belongs in the *Doom* thread
Replies: 41
Views: 1726

Re: Probably belongs in the *Doom* thread

I think I'd like to bask in this moment for a bit. This might be the first time you've claimed to not know something. It's a big moment and we need to let it breathe.
by HighPlainsGrifter
Mon Sep 04, 2023 2:48 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Probably belongs in the *Doom* thread
Replies: 41
Views: 1726

Re: Probably belongs in the *Doom* thread

This is a solvable problem. I speak from experience as a professional who build roads in the Bakken. During mud season. Tell me when you want a road to Burning Man and I'll build a road.
by HighPlainsGrifter
Mon Sep 04, 2023 2:44 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Sweet :: Sour
Replies: 89
Views: 43375

Re: Sweet :: Sour

Disclosing your fallacial bullshit is definitely too much to ask at this point, so I won't. Baby steps. There is nothing wrong with baby steps. Today was a big day and I'm proud of you. You can do this! HPG, we're not supposed to run "small" smack on TVO anymore. And Diego in Seattle gets...