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by Sudden Sam
Tue Apr 23, 2024 3:55 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare
Replies: 23
Views: 1069

Re: The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare

:lol: I wouldn’t touch a Prius with your dick a ten foot pole. My bad! Thought you said you had one. You were in the ballpark, sort of. It’s an Ionic 5, fully electric. I don’t think that there’s a fully electric version of the Prius. AHA!!!! An Ionic! And you dare to impugn the manhood of those of...
by Sudden Sam
Tue Apr 23, 2024 3:53 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: If this doesn’t infuriate everyone…
Replies: 27
Views: 1168

Re: If this doesn’t infuriate everyone…

Screw_Michigan wrote: Tue Apr 23, 2024 3:08 pm Here we go again. Sam posting takes from cranks with blogs.
Care to dispute anything in the post?
by Sudden Sam
Tue Apr 23, 2024 2:56 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare
Replies: 23
Views: 1069

Re: The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare

Mikey wrote: Tue Apr 23, 2024 2:15 am :lol:
I wouldn’t touch a Prius with your dick a ten foot pole.
My bad! Thought you said you had one.
by Sudden Sam
Tue Apr 23, 2024 2:54 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: If this doesn’t infuriate everyone…
Replies: 27
Views: 1168

If this doesn’t infuriate everyone…

…nothing should. NIH Refuses to Release Details of Covid-19 Vaccine Royalty Agreement https://boriquagato.substack.com/p/let-the-sunshine-into-the-nih?utm_source=post-email-title&publication_id=323914&post_id=143782621&utm_campaign=email-post-title&isFreemail=true&r=nsvmm&tri...
by Sudden Sam
Tue Apr 23, 2024 12:24 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: neck tattoo
Replies: 21
Views: 1614

Re: neck tattoo

smackaholic wrote: Mon Apr 22, 2024 11:16 pm Russian dude I used to work with said tattoos are for carnival workers and sailors.

Zero tats here. Retired Navy and as a 9 year old, Carnie was my dream job.
:lol:
by Sudden Sam
Tue Apr 23, 2024 12:12 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare
Replies: 23
Views: 1069

Re: The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare

Mikey wrote: Mon Apr 22, 2024 10:38 pm Any Ford pickup without at least a 2 or a 3 in the model is for girly men. Just sayin’.
Says the Prius owner?!
by Sudden Sam
Tue Apr 23, 2024 12:08 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Erf Day
Replies: 17
Views: 958

Re: Erf Day

Good thing you’re retired, Mikey. https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2F1.bp.blogspot.com%2F-NZA9cAV7Jso%2FWPlTBizFVTI%2FAAAAAAAAeZo%2FeAHm7fJGYoEUmnm3-EpGMROVbRA83gnoQCLcB%2Fs1600%2Fyo-dawg-its-4-21-happy-random-drug-test-day.jpg&f=1&nofb=1&ipt=09941fe85acceee10f91...
by Sudden Sam
Tue Apr 23, 2024 12:04 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: For all you dumbasses…
Replies: 79
Views: 4809

Re: For all you dumbasses…

The WHO, the CDC, the idiots in DC…ignored their own long-established pandemic response plans. Why? Likely because the opportunity to control populations was too enticing to pass up. Also, there was a shitload of money to be made. Fauci and his buds are responsible for the deaths of hundreds of thou...
by Sudden Sam
Sat Apr 20, 2024 12:50 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Sam and his 10 years younger wife
Replies: 28
Views: 10262

Re: Sam and his 10 years younger wife

That’s a tough situation, Coogs. Does your stepdaughter spend time with her dad? Could he be encouraging her to treat you that way?


Congrats to LS on 28 years wedded. My current wife and I will hit 27 years in November. Well…if we make it! 😁
by Sudden Sam
Fri Apr 19, 2024 9:17 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: In Memory of Dickey Betts
Replies: 36
Views: 1611

Re: In Memory of Dickey Betts

Last time I heard Paul Rodgers sing he was still great.

Ian Hunter sounds good on his most recent album and doing some lines on a Dirty Knobs song from their last album.
by Sudden Sam
Fri Apr 19, 2024 5:58 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: In Memory of Dickey Betts
Replies: 36
Views: 1611

Re: In Memory of Dickey Betts

original Marshall Tucker Band lineup...an immensely talented crew? Saw 'em once, ~1980, here in Phoenix. Excellent show. Doug Gray (vocals) was the last original member and that was years ago. He's still with them but shouldn't be. Saw this version of them withing the past couple yrs and while none...
by Sudden Sam
Fri Apr 19, 2024 4:55 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel
Replies: 567
Views: 1049023

Re: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel

If Iran chooses to respond this time, they’ll regret it. Israel can crush them…if it’s just the two of them going at each other.
by Sudden Sam
Fri Apr 19, 2024 4:49 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: In Memory of Dickey Betts
Replies: 36
Views: 1611

Re: In Memory of Dickey Betts

Doug Gray (vocals) was the last original member and that was years ago.

You’re right about the Allmans getting big and helping so many southern bands as far as gettting exposure and eventually getting signed. Wet Willie, Grinderswitch, MTB, Skynyrd, etc all were successful no small thanks to the ABB.
by Sudden Sam
Fri Apr 19, 2024 3:31 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: In Memory of Dickey Betts
Replies: 36
Views: 1611

Re: In Memory of Dickey Betts

Mikey, you saw the intact original Marshall Tucker Band lineup, right? Do you agree that they were an immensely talented crew?

Those first few albums (thru Where We All Belong) are classics IMHO. And they were awesome live. Saw them many times.
by Sudden Sam
Fri Apr 19, 2024 1:24 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: In Memory of Dickey Betts
Replies: 36
Views: 1611

Re: In Memory of Dickey Betts

Screwy, don’t take this too hard, but I’ll never forget you extolling the musical brilliance of MGMT many years ago. My jaw dropped when I heard a bit of their “music”. To post this in a thread where Betts, ABB, and Tull are topics is pure blasphemy and I should be obligated to off myself, but for S...
by Sudden Sam
Fri Apr 19, 2024 1:14 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today
Replies: 676
Views: 366255

Re: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today

Refusing to vote for someone because of the way they talk is pretty darned shallow. No personal dis intended, Sam, but dang that's some surface level logic. No offense taken at all. I agree that would be insufficient grounds for a nay vote. I don’t think she would really withhold her vote due to th...
by Sudden Sam
Thu Apr 18, 2024 9:13 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today
Replies: 676
Views: 366255

Re: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today

Spasmodic dysphonia, a rare neurological condition, in which an abnormality in the brain’s neural network results in involuntary spasms of the muscles that open or close the vocal cords. My wife says she couldn’t vote for him if she wanted to, based on his voice. I can’t stand either Biden’s or Tru...
by Sudden Sam
Thu Apr 18, 2024 6:01 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: In Memory of Dickey Betts
Replies: 36
Views: 1611

Re: In Memory of Dickey Betts

That’s a big one.

RIP
by Sudden Sam
Wed Apr 17, 2024 8:18 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: For all you dumbasses…
Replies: 79
Views: 4809

Re: For all you dumbasses…

Mikey wrote: Wed Apr 17, 2024 8:15 pm Combine it with some Ivermectin and a little Chlorox and you get something like this:

Image
:lol:
by Sudden Sam
Wed Apr 17, 2024 8:15 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Masters Contest 2024
Replies: 64
Views: 3775

Re: Masters Contest 2024

Screw_Michigan wrote: Wed Apr 17, 2024 6:34 pm
Sudden Sam wrote: Wed Apr 17, 2024 4:16 pm Screwy hates Michigan. So he’s pretty smart.
Clarification: I hate the University of Michigan, not the state.
Right. My bad. Being a college football fan, I assumed everyone knew that. But not everyone in here is a CFB nut, so I’m glad you clarified my point.
by Sudden Sam
Wed Apr 17, 2024 4:16 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Masters Contest 2024
Replies: 64
Views: 3775

Re: Masters Contest 2024

HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Mon Apr 15, 2024 11:14 pm For example, I think there's universal agreement on Screw Michigan being the dumbest motherfucker on this interwebs discussion forum.
Screwy hates Michigan. So he’s pretty smart.
by Sudden Sam
Wed Apr 17, 2024 4:02 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: For all you dumbasses…
Replies: 79
Views: 4809

Re: For all you dumbasses…

Kash Patel is hawking pills that he claims will counteract the damage covid vaccines do.

A company called Warrior Essentials is pushing meds that supposedly restores “DNA stability” via their “Spike Protein Recovery System”.

Jeezus.
by Sudden Sam
Tue Apr 16, 2024 9:42 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel
Replies: 567
Views: 1049023

Re: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel

The Whistle Is Screaming wrote: Tue Apr 16, 2024 8:27 pm
Rootbeer wrote: Tue Apr 16, 2024 8:13 pm
FiatLux wrote: Tue Apr 16, 2024 5:41 pm Image
Those dudes look pissed. Did Cuda forget the corn nuts or something?
Zev just told Larry, Moe's & Curly that he forgot the cream cheese for their bagels.
:lol:
by Sudden Sam
Tue Apr 16, 2024 8:12 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel
Replies: 567
Views: 1049023

Re: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel

Obviously no one wants a major conflagration, but Israel needs to kick some Persian ass. Ideally Israel takes out all the ayatollahs, the Iranian people are freed from the fundamentalist regime, and Iran settles down and coexists with the Saudis and the Israelis. Forgive the stereotyping, but, based...
by Sudden Sam
Tue Apr 16, 2024 12:58 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Sam and his 10 years younger wife
Replies: 28
Views: 10262

Re: Sam and his 10 years younger wife

Jeezus, Chip. 30 years younger? No way I could do it, but good for him. If it works, who cares about the age difference?
by Sudden Sam
Sun Apr 14, 2024 11:36 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Iran on the Move
Replies: 5
Views: 663

Re: Iran on the Move

Think empowering the ayatollahs is a good move? https://www.cbsnews.com/news/iran-prisoner-swap-americans-6-billion-waiver-us-sanctions/ The Biden administration has cleared the way for the eventual release of five American citizens detained in Iran by issuing a waiver for international banks to tra...
by Sudden Sam
Sat Apr 13, 2024 11:05 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Iran on the Move
Replies: 5
Views: 663

Re: Iran on the Move

Meat Head wrote: Sat Apr 13, 2024 10:50 pm So I don't need to keep recycling my Keurig pods?

And fuck the limit while fishing this weekend.
:lol:

Hmmmm…maybe it’s time to buy a McLaren.
by Sudden Sam
Sat Apr 13, 2024 10:12 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Doom
Replies: 3342
Views: 907620

Re: Doom

We should have let Israel take out the Natanz nuclear site a long time ago.
by Sudden Sam
Sat Apr 13, 2024 8:55 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Iran on the Move
Replies: 5
Views: 663

Re: Iran on the Move

I’m debating whether I should even worry about cutting the grass or washing my wife’s vehicle. Radiation would stunt the grass and ruin the paint anyway, right?
by Sudden Sam
Sat Apr 13, 2024 8:29 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Iran on the Move
Replies: 5
Views: 663

Iran on the Move

IDF has confirmed that dozens of Iranian drones have launched toward Israel.

Goddammit! Have they no compassion?! Alabama’s A Day game is on.

https://www.cnn.com/2024/04/13/middleea ... index.html
by Sudden Sam
Fri Apr 12, 2024 9:43 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: If the coffin don’t fit…
Replies: 41
Views: 1989

Re: If the coffin don’t fit…

Thanks to Screwy for the Norm Macdonald material.
by Sudden Sam
Fri Apr 12, 2024 9:02 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel
Replies: 567
Views: 1049023

Re: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel

If Iran attacks Israel, expect Israel to destroy Iran’s nuke mountain either alone or with our direct assistance.

We should have allowed Israel to level that area a long time ago.
by Sudden Sam
Thu Apr 11, 2024 3:15 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today
Replies: 676
Views: 366255

Re: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today

Screw_Michigan wrote: Thu Apr 11, 2024 12:12 pm
Sudden Sam wrote: Wed Apr 10, 2024 11:35 pm Good to know the Fed is woke.

https://twitter.com/jamesokeefeiii/stat ... 13802?s=46
James O'Queef :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Who cares who posted it? The admissions are quite clear.
by Sudden Sam
Thu Apr 11, 2024 3:06 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: If the coffin don’t fit…
Replies: 41
Views: 1989

Re: If the coffin don’t fit…

Just saw that.

About time.
by Sudden Sam
Wed Apr 10, 2024 10:07 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Screwy’s Car-Free Soulmates
Replies: 21
Views: 1192

Re: Screwy’s Car-Free Soulmates

Wife and I have 2 SUVs and my pickup.

Until that careless, self-absorbed bitch tried to kill me, I had my last bike for 15 years.

Not my wife I’m referring to above. The woman who totaled my bike…and nearly me.
by Sudden Sam
Wed Apr 10, 2024 5:47 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Screwy’s Car-Free Soulmates
Replies: 21
Views: 1192

Re: Screwy’s Car-Free Soulmates

Mikey wrote: Wed Apr 10, 2024 3:42 pm Seriously Sam? I never would have suspected!!
:lol: :lol: :lol:
I’ve had y’all fooled for all these years.
by Sudden Sam
Wed Apr 10, 2024 2:08 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Screwy’s Car-Free Soulmates
Replies: 21
Views: 1192

Screwy’s Car-Free Soulmates

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2024/apr/10/what-sets-me-apart-in-the-us-im-car-free-by-choice?CMP=GTUS_email My wife and I tick a lot of “minority” boxes: we’re a same-sex Jewish-Palestinian couple with an ethnically ambiguous child. But you know what really makes us stand out? You know w...
by Sudden Sam
Tue Apr 09, 2024 1:19 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Masters Contest 2024
Replies: 64
Views: 3775

Re: Masters Contest 2024

Justin Thomas. 3500
Keegan Bradley. 15000
by Sudden Sam
Mon Apr 08, 2024 11:41 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The April 8th Eclipse
Replies: 21
Views: 1449

Re: The April 8th Eclipse

I’m sure seeing a total eclipse would be cool, but this was a tad underwhelming, unless you think about what’s actually happening. I mean, it’s pretty cool that a dragon is eating the sun. That’s what I told the kids next door. Their mom home schools them and I knew she wouldn’t tell them the truth...