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by Kluba
Sun Jun 08, 2025 10:56 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The 157th Belmont Stakes, call it!
Replies: 31
Views: 2266

Re: The 157th Belmont Stakes, call it!

bungle clone wrote: Sun Jun 08, 2025 8:28 am good goin Vulva!
That’s not my name. I’ll be happy to teach you my name, and other things. Just let me know.
by Kluba
Sun Jun 08, 2025 5:40 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The 157th Belmont Stakes, call it!
Replies: 31
Views: 2266

Re: The 157th Belmont Stakes, call it!

Thanks for your splendid efforts, Roux.
HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Sun Jun 08, 2025 5:28 am
Congrats, Kluba.
Honored to share the podium with ya, HighPlainsCarlos.

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by Kluba
Thu Jun 05, 2025 3:29 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The 157th Belmont Stakes, call it!
Replies: 31
Views: 2266

Re: The 157th Belmont Stakes, call it!

Journalism
Rodriguez
Hill Road
by Kluba
Mon Jun 02, 2025 4:47 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: WRC 5-31-2025
Replies: 32
Views: 1639

Re: WRC 5-31-2025

Roux wrote: Sun Jun 01, 2025 3:57 pm Look for LSU to win it tonight.
What channel is that on? All I’m seeing is Little Rock highlights.
by Kluba
Wed May 28, 2025 3:42 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Rock n roll, embalmie koo
Replies: 26
Views: 1531

Re: Rock n roll, embalmie koo

Rock and Roll, Korpsie Koo
by Kluba
Wed May 21, 2025 12:17 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Damn, Rubio!
Replies: 13
Views: 1160

Re: Damn, Rubio!

What’s your name and badge number?

-Diego
by Kluba
Tue May 20, 2025 4:55 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Welcome our newest member: President Trump
Replies: 9
Views: 699

Re: Welcome our newest member: President Trump

Welcome, Mr. President. May I offer you a diet coke and a double cheeseburger? I'm taking a major major look at this board. We need to know what is happening, and nobody is better at figuring out what is happening than me, believe me. There are some very nasty people here saying some horrible horri...
by Kluba
Sun May 18, 2025 6:06 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Zero Credibility Club
Replies: 40
Views: 2949

Re: Zero Credibility Club

So, please tell me, in specific detail, what aspect of your life has been impacted by this alleged "complete disaster train wreck"? Anything really? I mean, if it's as bad as that, there must be some evidence of that "disaster" affecting your life? Roux lost money in the market ...
by Kluba
Sat May 17, 2025 4:18 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: the 150th Preakness, call it!
Replies: 37
Views: 4553

Re: the 150th Preakness, call it!

Journalism
Clever Again
River Thames
by Kluba
Fri May 16, 2025 4:29 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: If I suddenly disappear from the board
Replies: 19
Views: 1224

Re: If I suddenly disappear from the board

HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Wed May 14, 2025 7:56 pm Will you break into an ICE detention facility
Yes. I will wield an ice pick and Willardsen will have a hair dryer. You will be out in no time and we will go play an emergency 9 with Clearwater.
by Kluba
Tue May 13, 2025 3:34 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: the 150th Preakness, call it!
Replies: 37
Views: 4553

Re: the 150th Preakness, call it!

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by Kluba
Wed May 07, 2025 3:43 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: ROUX IS RUNNING THE KENTUCKY DERBY THIS YEAR
Replies: 97
Views: 17277

Re: ROUX IS RUNNING THE KENTUCKY DERBY THIS YEAR

I’m surprised that I’m near the lead already. I’m more of a Preakness/Belmont guy irl
by Kluba
Sat May 03, 2025 9:42 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: ROUX IS RUNNING THE KENTUCKY DERBY THIS YEAR
Replies: 97
Views: 17277

Re: ROUX IS RUNNING THE KENTUCKY DERBY THIS YEAR

Rootbeer wrote: Sat May 03, 2025 9:13 pm
Kluba wrote: Sat May 03, 2025 8:30 pm Sovereignty
Luxor Cafe
Burnham Square
I applaud the effort required to make picks on your own.
My insider is dead or something.
by Kluba
Sat May 03, 2025 8:30 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: ROUX IS RUNNING THE KENTUCKY DERBY THIS YEAR
Replies: 97
Views: 17277

Re: ROUX IS RUNNING THE KENTUCKY DERBY THIS YEAR

Sovereignty
Luxor Cafe
Burnham Square
by Kluba
Wed Apr 30, 2025 3:26 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: ROUX IS RUNNING THE KENTUCKY DERBY THIS YEAR
Replies: 97
Views: 17277

Re: KENTUCKY DERBY MAY 3 2025

RACK DBG. That’s good shit.
by Kluba
Wed Apr 30, 2025 3:23 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Deport everyone involved
Replies: 19
Views: 2168

Re: Deport everyone involved

Oh, this is rich. Diego tees it up and then Mikey takes a swing. Don’t think that we don’t see exactly what you’re trying to do here. That Woodstock ‘99 disaster was NOT on Bob Ritchie. Blame the heat or the poor planning, or the price-gouging, or the complete lack of security, hell, blame Fred Durs...
by Kluba
Tue Apr 29, 2025 11:37 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: ROUX IS RUNNING THE KENTUCKY DERBY THIS YEAR
Replies: 97
Views: 17277

Re: KENTUCKY DERBY MAY 3 2025

SFP wrote: Tue Apr 29, 2025 9:26 pm
Okay, you can run the contest.

It's all yours.
Do what you want to do.
Oh my God stop crying.
by Kluba
Tue Apr 29, 2025 8:35 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Deport everyone involved
Replies: 19
Views: 2168

Re: Deport everyone involved

Let’s not be too sudden about this, Sammy. What’s going on? Hard to get all of the context from one tweet.
by Kluba
Tue Apr 29, 2025 7:36 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: ROUX IS RUNNING THE KENTUCKY DERBY THIS YEAR
Replies: 97
Views: 17277

Re: KENTUCKY DERBY MAY 3 2025

HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Tue Apr 29, 2025 7:20 pm What I'm noticing from that list is Kluba didn't win a goddam thing.
That makes two of us, Grifter. You were a Dornoch away from the cellar.

I'll pick a stable this year. Think I'll wait for the official Roux contest and take a pass on Pickle's bullshit.

Smackie Chan must be stopped.
by Kluba
Mon Apr 28, 2025 8:31 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Men in Black
Replies: 26
Views: 3854

Re: Men in Black

NOT MY POPE!
by Kluba
Thu Apr 24, 2025 4:55 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Today in MLB History
Replies: 13
Views: 1373

Re: Today in MLB History

I'm not going to click the link, but I bet I can figure out what happened.
by Kluba
Thu Apr 24, 2025 3:57 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trump's Massive Erection
Replies: 31
Views: 3123

Re: Trump's Massive Erection

He is Risen.
by Kluba
Tue Apr 22, 2025 5:42 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Death pool speed round
Replies: 65
Views: 13361

Re: Death pool speed round

I used to spend a lot of time worrying about religion, and pondering the unsolvable mysteries of our place in the universe and who thought it wise to bestow cognition upon us. I don’t do it very much any more (possibly because I don’t have as much free time or weed). I know it’s still big business, ...
by Kluba
Fri Apr 18, 2025 4:31 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: F*ck Harvard
Replies: 16
Views: 1992

Re: F*ck Harvard

Oh please, no. I'm living my best life.

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by Kluba
Tue Apr 08, 2025 3:55 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Masters Contest 2025
Replies: 59
Views: 11589

Re: Masters Contest 2025

Russell Henley +5500
Corey Conners +7500
by Kluba
Tue Mar 25, 2025 4:32 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Recent Fast Food Travesties
Replies: 45
Views: 7655

Re: Recent Fast Food Travesties

HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Tue Mar 25, 2025 2:41 pm recieve
poptart, clean up on aisle 5.
by Kluba
Mon Mar 24, 2025 5:37 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Recent Fast Food Travesties
Replies: 45
Views: 7655

Re: Recent Fast Food Travestys

kcdave wrote: Sun Mar 23, 2025 10:44 pm
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So you just throw your fries down on the table?
by Kluba
Mon Mar 17, 2025 4:45 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: March Madness 2025, call it!
Replies: 141
Views: 17070

Re: March Madness 2025, call it!

Softball Bat wrote: Mon Mar 17, 2025 3:06 pm
Roux wrote:Duke.
Certainly Duke is Duke.
:lol:
by Kluba
Thu Mar 13, 2025 10:25 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Drag queen faces child rape charges
Replies: 192
Views: 39105

Re: Drag queen faces child rape charges

HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Thu Feb 06, 2025 7:37 pm Sometimes dead is better.

//Jud Crandall
Rack ‘em up.
by Kluba
Thu Feb 27, 2025 4:54 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: My State Pays For Jack Of Clubs
Replies: 4
Views: 767

My State Pays For Jack Of Clubs

https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2 ... ing-cards/

Inmate 1: I see dead people.

Inmate 2: Raise.
by Kluba
Mon Feb 24, 2025 10:18 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Killed her softly
Replies: 11
Views: 1769

Re: Killed her softly

Roberta Aaaaack.
by Kluba
Mon Feb 24, 2025 7:05 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Paging Left Seater to the white courtesy phone…
Replies: 150
Views: 30417

Re: Paging Left Seater to the white courtesy phone…

Innocent Bystander wrote: Mon Feb 24, 2025 6:09 pmSo, what is liability if something happens in the air?
Feds have jurisdiction on domestic flights whilst airplane is in the air.

This occurred on the ground, though. So - Georgia.
by Kluba
Mon Feb 10, 2025 4:40 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: 2024 Three Best Bets *FINAL*
Replies: 17
Views: 19105

Re: 2024 Three Best Bets *FINAL*

In Week 1, Kluba wrote: Sat Sep 07, 2024 11:16 pm
I have a system.
Now that the season is over, I can reveal that my "system" was to follow kcdave's predictions in his roll call threads. :mrgreen:

Great work, poptart. Thank you, sir.
by Kluba
Sun Feb 09, 2025 7:34 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: 2024 Three Best Bets - Super Bowl
Replies: 34
Views: 19356

Re: 2024 Three Best Bets - Super Bowl

KC -1.5
by Kluba
Fri Feb 07, 2025 4:28 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Common sense making a comeback
Replies: 58
Views: 7418

Re: Common sense making a comeback

RRRRRAAAKKK Mikey!!
by Kluba
Sun Jan 26, 2025 12:04 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: 2024 Three Best Bets - Championship Games
Replies: 24
Views: 6157

Re: 2024 Three Best Bets - Championship Games

PHi -6

KC -2
by Kluba
Sat Jan 18, 2025 7:16 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: 2024 Three Best Bets - Divisional Round
Replies: 26
Views: 6492

Re: 2024 Three Best Bets - Divisional Round

DET -9.5

LAR +6

BUF +1
by Kluba
Fri Jan 17, 2025 9:37 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: 2024 Three Best Bets - Divisional Round
Replies: 26
Views: 6492

Re: 2024 Three Best Bets - Divisional Round

I believe that my HOU +3 pick was a winner, sir. I should be 1-2 for the week.
by Kluba
Sat Jan 11, 2025 9:18 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: 2024 Three Best Bets - Wildcard Weekend
Replies: 30
Views: 7717

Re: 2024 Three Best Bets - Wildcard Weekend

HOU +3
DEN +9
MIN -1
by Kluba
Sat Jan 04, 2025 4:02 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: 2024 Three Best Bets - Week 18
Replies: 17
Views: 5242

Re: 2024 Three Best Bets - Week 18

CHI +10

KC +10.5

MIN +3