7 teams went 0-fer last week!?! Brutal, indeed.
NO @ IND 43.5 - under
JAX @ PIT 41.5 - over
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- Thu Oct 26, 2023 6:05 pm
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Week 8
- Replies: 35
- Views: 14716
- Tue Oct 24, 2023 4:38 pm
- Forum: Cooking Forum
- Topic: Your Favorite Burger
- Replies: 11
- Views: 4950
Re: Your Favorite Burger
Donnie Baker reporting live from Texass: The San Antonio Intl airport is a shitpile but the folks at the airport Whataburger make a dang good patty melt.
- Sun Oct 22, 2023 8:09 pm
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Week 7
- Replies: 23
- Views: 16341
- Sat Oct 21, 2023 8:51 pm
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Week 7
- Replies: 23
- Views: 16341
Re: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Week 7
BUF @ NE over 40.5
GB @ DEN under 45
MIA @ PHI under 51.5
GB @ DEN under 45
MIA @ PHI under 51.5
- Fri Oct 20, 2023 3:29 am
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Week 7
- Replies: 23
- Views: 16341
- Sun Oct 15, 2023 8:52 pm
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Week 6
- Replies: 33
- Views: 21169
- Sat Oct 14, 2023 11:46 pm
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Week 6
- Replies: 33
- Views: 21169
Re: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Week 6
SF / CLE under 37.5
NE / LV under 41.5
PHI / NYJ over 41
NE / LV under 41.5
PHI / NYJ over 41
- Fri Oct 06, 2023 12:16 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Little Cockblock is all grown up now.
- Replies: 59
- Views: 26182
Re: Little Cockblock is all grown up now.
There is nothing wrong with putting on some light costume clothes and spending the day at a comic convention. The number of hot sluts in revealing clothes is off the fucking charts. Put on some reflective sunglasses and fill the spank bank. Nothing gay about that in the slightest. If you're going so...
- Fri Oct 06, 2023 12:10 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Odd Gallup Poll Numbers
- Replies: 11
- Views: 2518
Re: Odd Gallup Poll Numbers
I only pole the ladies. It's a large sample size though.
- Fri Oct 06, 2023 12:09 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Duhhh….ead Bears
- Replies: 5
- Views: 2110
Re: Duhhh….ead Bears
Nice send off."He refused to accept anything less than the best from himself, or from his teammates. ... His contributions to the game he loved will live forever and we are grateful he was able to be at our home opener this year to be celebrated one last time by his many fans."
- Fri Oct 06, 2023 12:07 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Radio -
- Replies: 2263
- Views: 801471
Re: Radio -
The timing was strange to me. The scatting and lyrics seemed rushed. My karaoke version is better than The Chips.Smackie Chan wrote: ↑Mon Oct 02, 2023 2:21 pmYou can still do that?
Whaddya want for nuthin'?The Chips rendition of Rubber Biscuit.
Great song, 1956. King Curtis on sax.
- Fri Oct 06, 2023 12:05 am
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Week 5
- Replies: 40
- Views: 18385
Re: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Week 5
Thanks.
CHI /WSH under 44.5
NO / NE under 40
CIN / ARI under 44.5
- Mon Oct 02, 2023 2:47 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Radio -
- Replies: 2263
- Views: 801471
Re: Radio -
I died a little inside at The Chips rendition of Rubber Biscuit.
- Sun Oct 01, 2023 1:27 am
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Week 4
- Replies: 25
- Views: 9402
Re: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Week 4
BAL +2.5
PHI - 8.5
LV / LAC under 47.5
PHI - 8.5
LV / LAC under 47.5
- Sun Sep 24, 2023 8:18 pm
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Week 3
- Replies: 23
- Views: 12924
Re: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Week 3
Fuck sake, gents.
- Sun Sep 24, 2023 4:30 pm
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Week 3
- Replies: 23
- Views: 12924
Re: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Week 3
ATL @ DET over 46.5
DEN @ MIA under 48.5
BUF @ WSH over 43.5
DEN @ MIA under 48.5
BUF @ WSH over 43.5
- Sun Sep 17, 2023 1:08 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Huge lithium deposit found in dead volcano in Nevada
- Replies: 44
- Views: 10423
Re: Huge lithium deposit found in dead volcano in Nevada
It's all he has, HighPlains. It's an Eminence Front [LIVE shout out to Tune Town]
- Sun Sep 17, 2023 12:56 am
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Week 2
- Replies: 20
- Views: 12030
Re: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Week 2
TB -3
BUF -9.5
SF @ LAR over 44
BUF -9.5
SF @ LAR over 44
- Sat Sep 09, 2023 2:43 am
- Forum: NFL
- Topic: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Week 1
- Replies: 46
- Views: 21106
Re: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Week 1
Thanks for running the game, Screwy.
TEN / NO over 41.5
ARI / WSH under 38.5
LV / DEN over 44
TEN / NO over 41.5
ARI / WSH under 38.5
LV / DEN over 44
- Sat Sep 02, 2023 4:50 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: HighPlainsGrifter is the newest T1B Member
- Replies: 76
- Views: 34710
Re: HighPlainsGrifter is the newest T1B Member
Just think if he was actually with you you could his dick irl. If you want some actual smack check out the call out thread you posted. Or was that kitchen too hot? I thought you dismissed homosmack. I'm pretty sure I've seen you've done so quite a few times. <<keyword searches>> Yeah, at least 20 t...
- Sat Sep 02, 2023 4:32 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Radio -
- Replies: 2263
- Views: 801471
Re: Radio -
3rd. That was awesome.88BuckeyeGrad wrote: ↑Sun Aug 27, 2023 3:01 pmIt is glorious. Nice find!Kierland wrote: ↑Sun Aug 27, 2023 12:55 pmAnd since someone was commenting and just where all the places in “I’ve been everywhere” are, I give you this glorious site.
http://www.johnnycashhasbeeneverywhere.com/
- Sat Sep 02, 2023 4:31 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: HighPlainsGrifter is the newest T1B Member
- Replies: 76
- Views: 34710
Re: HighPlainsGrifter is the newest T1B Member
You appear to be the exact opposite. You protect ego at all costs and one of those costs is absolutely, without a doubt, creativity. You're boring because it's safe. Your self confidence seems quite fragile which limits your creative space. Hot damn. Now THAT is an undressing. If this was Reddit I'...
- Sat Sep 02, 2023 4:07 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: It's 0'OClock Somewhere
- Replies: 11
- Views: 4031
Re: It's 0'OClock Somewhere
Moonbeam and Moonrock are fans. You can play any random Buffett live cut of The Wheels on the Bus and they'll probably dig it.
Or so I've heard
Or so I've heard
- Mon Aug 28, 2023 12:18 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: DP 2023
- Replies: 75
- Views: 148073
- Thu Aug 10, 2023 12:26 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: It's Magic!
- Replies: 6
- Views: 1212
Re: It's Magic!
Well I... I was making fun of the manatee in green because I thought this was a smack board. Hang on.... *checks notes* yup, I have it right here. Kierland has reminded everyone this is a smack board over a hundred times. I guess I didn't realize this particular thread was a serious discussion about...
- Wed Aug 09, 2023 2:20 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: It's Magic!
- Replies: 6
- Views: 1212
Re: It's Magic!
He had to be worried it would land on green.
- Tue Aug 08, 2023 4:30 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: In This Thread Kierland Runs Smack
- Replies: 17
- Views: 1006
Re: In This Thread Kierland Runs Smack
“I hate repetition so all I type is “you atty can’t even English” over an over.” Oh...so like you did here: You like to type words you have no idea how to use. I'm ready for you to stop kicking your own ass and make with the epic schooling of Donnie Baker. Enough flitting around. Bring the pain, Sm...
- Tue Aug 08, 2023 3:00 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: In This Thread Kierland Runs Smack
- Replies: 17
- Views: 1006
Re: In This Thread Kierland Runs Smack
To say I'm not impressed by this Smack Clinic is to understate it by several orders of magnitude. It appears our resident Smack Tutor is already tapping out of this thread? What? Just one day after declaring he could school me on any topic he's "just humoring [Donnie]." What kind of bullsh...
- Tue Aug 08, 2023 12:00 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: In This Thread Kierland Runs Smack
- Replies: 17
- Views: 1006
Re: In This Thread Kierland Runs Smack
Kierland stole a cadaver hand Its flesh was white as snow No one would touch his dick So he fucked it nice and slow Don't think him a freak Or an evil cheir He just wanted to get a nut Like someone else was there He took it to jail one day Stroked every perp in Cell Block C Worked that dead hand til...
- Mon Aug 07, 2023 10:08 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Trump/GOP bullshit
- Replies: 4597
- Views: 1127957
Re: Trump/GOP bullshit
Ok, my stance is I’m in favor of smack. You should try it some time. Just a hint: this isn’t smack. Nice trip and great pics. Beautiful part of the country. Your baby is adorable. Try harder next time. It pleases my eternally damned soul to see you know what smack "is not." That's a good ...
- Mon Aug 07, 2023 9:53 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: In This Thread Kierland Runs Smack
- Replies: 17
- Views: 1006
In This Thread Kierland Runs Smack
Apparently Kierland is equipped to "school" The Ghost of Donnie Baker on any topic.
Well, Nancy, this is the topic. Let's see what you got.
Well, Nancy, this is the topic. Let's see what you got.
- Mon Aug 07, 2023 9:16 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Trump/GOP bullshit
- Replies: 4597
- Views: 1127957
- Mon Aug 07, 2023 8:46 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Trump/GOP bullshit
- Replies: 4597
- Views: 1127957
Re: Trump/GOP bullshit
I assume most posters have an expectation of seeing/reading Smack when visiting a smackboard. I certainly had that expectation when I first came here. It's reasonable to assume Sudden Booger thought the same. Reading the same five responses over and over (and over and over and over) didn't strike me...
- Mon Aug 07, 2023 3:12 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Damn Racist Californians
- Replies: 59
- Views: 4138
Re: Damn Racist Californians
Yeah, yeah, I know. White flag, yellow, snowflake, etc. Save they keystrokes, you unoriginal hack.
- Mon Aug 07, 2023 3:12 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Damn Racist Californians
- Replies: 59
- Views: 4138
Re: Damn Racist Californians
Goddam I miss having Kierland on mute.
- Mon Aug 07, 2023 3:04 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Drunk Rednecks Suck
- Replies: 37
- Views: 18530
Re: Drunk Rednecks Suck
It was a peaceful protest until Mike Pence refused to decertify the boats.
- Tue Aug 01, 2023 1:45 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Pedos Should Die
- Replies: 34
- Views: 3449
Re: Pedos Should Die
I had a guy who’s step daughter was molested by a guy in their trailer park. They went to the cops who said it was a hesaidshesaid. My guy was home sick one day, pedo didn’t know it, when SD was heading home from school he cat called her. My guy walked over and calmly shot him point blank between t...
- Tue Aug 01, 2023 1:41 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Oakland NAACP Wants Cops Re-Funded
- Replies: 31
- Views: 1974
Re: Oakland NAACP Wants Cops Re-Funded
Solid post, Scott.
- Tue Aug 01, 2023 1:35 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Dropped his last load...
- Replies: 5
- Views: 672
Re: Dropped his last load...
This could have been announced in the Pedos Should Die thread. I've seen the guys's video. Baphomet H. Lucifer!
- Mon Jul 31, 2023 3:29 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Charles Darwin Doing Work
- Replies: 26
- Views: 1774
Charles Darwin Doing Work
Daredevil Building Climber Goes to Hong Kong to Do Daredevil Climbing Shit, Falls 721'
It was inevitable. Charles D. is patient like a glacier.
It was inevitable. Charles D. is patient like a glacier.