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- Fri May 17, 2024 8:25 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: P.E.T.
- Replies: 30
- Views: 738
Re: P.E.T.
https://i.postimg.cc/HxQJVx7m/20240509-141751.jpg Couldn't get a shot of the lighting. You have smegma on the tip of your thumb. Is it your own? How long do you typically leave it there? Did your little palm pad aid in its development? There may be more questions later. It's cum. Btw JP, based on w...
- Fri May 17, 2024 8:21 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: P.E.T.
- Replies: 30
- Views: 738
Re: P.E.T.
https://i.postimg.cc/HxQJVx7m/20240509-141751.jpg Couldn't get a shot of the lighting. You have smegma on the tip of your thumb. Is it your own? How long do you typically leave it there? Did your little palm pad aid in its development? There may be more questions later. That was pretty fukkin funny...
- Fri May 17, 2024 6:50 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Idiot Kicker Alert: Chiefs Edition
- Replies: 17
- Views: 296
Re: Idiot Kicker Alert: Chiefs Edition
Who gives a fuck. Hes a great kicker.
Your maculinity is obviously threatened, or your inner thoughts bring terror that you might be a fag.
Your maculinity is obviously threatened, or your inner thoughts bring terror that you might be a fag.
- Wed May 15, 2024 5:05 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: P.E.T.
- Replies: 30
- Views: 738
- Wed May 15, 2024 3:28 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: the 149th Preakness Stakes, call it!
- Replies: 16
- Views: 325
Re: the 149th Preakness Stakes, call it!
A little too much horse-meth
- Tue May 14, 2024 8:35 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: A Murder of Crows...
- Replies: 43
- Views: 1049
- Mon May 13, 2024 11:55 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Weekend Roll Call 5-11-24
- Replies: 40
- Views: 893
Re: Weekend Roll Call 5-11-24
Did you bring home some new drugs from your hospital visit? Like hallucinetic uppers?
- Sun May 12, 2024 3:39 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: “She didn’t even give me a rimmer”
- Replies: 10
- Views: 253
Re: “She didn’t even give me a rimmer”
The guy has it all wrong! Damn he should be Proud like a mofo. Now if it had been a male, then not so much.
- Sat May 11, 2024 2:33 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Weekend Roll Call 5-11-24
- Replies: 40
- Views: 893
Re: Weekend Roll Call 5-11-24
The best pic I took of the Northern Lights. https://i.imgur.com/Y948SvYl.jpeg Very nice... Hmmm about 300 yards? Would you shoot out those three lights this afternoon so we can get a better view tonite or is the show over? Maybe a long shot for a subsonic round and silencer so fuk it break out the ...
- Fri May 10, 2024 8:23 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: A Murder of Crows...
- Replies: 43
- Views: 1049
Re: A Murder of Crows...
A Chaw of Nubile Tittie Nipples.
(over 18, female)
(over 18, female)
- Mon May 06, 2024 7:12 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Pop, you familiar with these books?
- Replies: 84
- Views: 2105
Re: Pop, you familiar with these books?
The edge is kinda like a mirror, when you get there it's like you are on the other side, which you are. Google won't tell the truth on this obviously. Don't be too quick to discount this shit too quickly.
I have never been there except on acid which enhances my credibility.
I have never been there except on acid which enhances my credibility.
- Mon May 06, 2024 4:08 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Assault with fried chicken (no need to actually guess the race)
- Replies: 25
- Views: 771
Re: Assault with fried chicken (no need to actually guess the race)
This dumbass should have known better. I guess he's finding out now. Nice job limiting your career before it even started. https://i.postimg.cc/xjhnW8Lw/Screenshot-20240504-090654-Chrome.jpg Maybe he's merely astonished at how fucking fat that stupid bitch is. Or somebody just slapped a dick out of...
- Mon May 06, 2024 4:05 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel
- Replies: 555
- Views: 1048060
Re: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel
https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/800/cpsprodpb/EE9D/production/_133058016_2a74099ed858481b50401f297c3fb256b32ff5d90_0_6065_40431000x667.jpg Israel says its work is done at Al-Shifa Hospital. :shock: I don't know about that. They still have some work to do. It looks like they could still toss a fag off...
- Fri May 03, 2024 4:34 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: ELO 2000 lite
- Replies: 0
- Views: 100
- Thu May 02, 2024 5:54 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: the 150th Kentucky Derby, call it!
- Replies: 37
- Views: 1021
Re: the 150th Kentucky Derby, call it!
"Call it"
The one most juiced up that doesn't die too fast.
The one most juiced up that doesn't die too fast.
- Tue Apr 30, 2024 7:39 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Sordid Clambake news
- Replies: 70
- Views: 205015
Re: Sordid Clambake news
And you didn't lose your house in the hurricane, you've got that going for you.
- Sun Apr 28, 2024 10:20 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: For all you dumbasses…
- Replies: 79
- Views: 4556
- Sun Apr 28, 2024 10:15 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Governor Lunchboxenthal
- Replies: 39
- Views: 1015
Re: Governor Lunchboxenthal
But please do tell more about the VP 'kamela's climb to the top or where ever she is. Her mouth is kinda fucked up.
- Sun Apr 28, 2024 7:03 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Governor Lunchboxenthal
- Replies: 39
- Views: 1015
Re: Governor Lunchboxenthal
What appears ENDLESS us your vapid stream of pseudo takes.
Just slap those dicks out of your mouth and be a true republican.
Just slap those dicks out of your mouth and be a true republican.
- Fri Apr 26, 2024 10:52 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Erf Day
- Replies: 17
- Views: 877
- Fri Apr 26, 2024 9:24 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: A brilliant student of history
- Replies: 39
- Views: 1594
Re: A brilliant student of history
Clarence Thomas was shown to be bought and paid for. Did the chief or any of the other judges do anything but ignore it? Some bullshit generalized press release but no statement of ethics or sanctions.
Corrupt? Fuk what else do you need?
Corrupt? Fuk what else do you need?
- Fri Apr 26, 2024 2:58 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: If this doesn’t infuriate everyone…
- Replies: 27
- Views: 1099
Re: If this doesn’t infuriate everyone…
And kcdave having sex with hogs
- Sun Apr 14, 2024 11:03 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Masters Contest 2024
- Replies: 64
- Views: 3641
Re: Masters Contest 2024
Damn Bubba blew it, I coulda been shitting in tall cotton.
- Sun Apr 14, 2024 1:17 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Air Fryers
- Replies: 5
- Views: 706
Re: Air Fryers
I tried a $60 air unit and it worked pretty well, but . . . It was mostly plastic and everything we cooked smelled and tasted like it. I thought the plastic smell would go away after a few uses but no way. Trash. I would say spend a little more and get a non plastic unit. Buy nice or buy twice the s...
- Sat Apr 13, 2024 10:54 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Masters Contest 2024
- Replies: 64
- Views: 3641
Re: Masters Contest 2024
"Meat Head got Bubba'd."
From a champ to a chump. I hope that fukker had to walk home, carrying his clubs.
From a champ to a chump. I hope that fukker had to walk home, carrying his clubs.
- Sat Apr 13, 2024 10:50 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Iran on the Move
- Replies: 5
- Views: 639
Re: Iran on the Move
So I don't need to keep recycling my Keurig pods?
And fuck the limit while fishing this weekend.
And fuck the limit while fishing this weekend.
- Fri Apr 12, 2024 10:01 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Masters Contest 2024
- Replies: 64
- Views: 3641
Re: Masters Contest 2024
Congrats, Meat Head. You lead after round one. Here are some jelly dicks to put on your light switches. You can turn them on with your mouth. Yeah man, but early leads can fade fast. Hoping Bubba will not tank out. You ought to get the admins to run an ad for those switch dicks. I bet a lot of post...
- Thu Apr 11, 2024 7:13 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: If the coffin don’t fit…
- Replies: 41
- Views: 1890
- Tue Apr 09, 2024 8:57 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
- Replies: 1410
- Views: 529928
Re: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
The joys of RV life... A little gross but funny shit
I wont stay at a place without a sewer hook up.
I wont stay at a place without a sewer hook up.
- Mon Apr 08, 2024 10:46 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Masters Contest 2024
- Replies: 64
- Views: 3641
Re: Masters Contest 2024
Scottie Scheffler 400
Bubba Watson 15,000
Bubba Watson 15,000
- Sun Apr 07, 2024 8:47 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: You Should All Remember
- Replies: 5
- Views: 543
Re: You Should All Remember
Herpes flare up?
Lose a rubber up your ass?
Swallow a rubber?
Scald your dick in a microwave (over)heated cantaloupe?
Pubic hair ball stuck in your throat?
Lose a rubber up your ass?
Swallow a rubber?
Scald your dick in a microwave (over)heated cantaloupe?
Pubic hair ball stuck in your throat?
- Sat Apr 06, 2024 3:28 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Doom
- Replies: 3340
- Views: 906084
Re: Doom
Well Marjorie says its because we need to repent. “God is sending America strong signs to tell us to repent. Earthquakes and eclipses and many more things to come,” eclipses? What a dumb bitch. Self absorbed narcissist and blow job sales champ. Yet millions of Georgians idolize her. Clown Show 559.6...
- Thu Apr 04, 2024 11:20 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today
- Replies: 677
- Views: 365512
Re: Post the best thing you saw on the internet today
Yeah she has been doing some fight training for sure. And smart enough too to know how to hurt him but not cripple and maim his ass.
I wonder if Kierland could kick her ass.
I wonder if Kierland could kick her ass.
- Tue Apr 02, 2024 1:00 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: neck tattoo
- Replies: 21
- Views: 1559
Re: neck tattoo
Neck tats = criminal.
Face tats, worse.
No I will never hire you, get out.
Face tats, worse.
No I will never hire you, get out.
- Sun Mar 31, 2024 11:11 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Wanna see how fucked up NY liberals are?
- Replies: 32
- Views: 2435
Re: Wanna see how fucked up NY liberals are?
Shot?
Just a beer.
Just a beer.
- Sun Mar 31, 2024 10:58 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Happy Easter!
- Replies: 18
- Views: 811
Re: Happy Easter!
When you come out of your cave in a few days let us know if you see your shadow. You know, for weather planning purposes.Jesus H Christ wrote: ↑Sun Mar 31, 2024 9:24 pm Well, Friday wasn’t a particularly Good day, for Me. But I’m feeling a little better today.
Wait...
- Sat Mar 30, 2024 10:59 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: How many sc@m phone calls do you get in an average day?
- Replies: 11
- Views: 527
Re: How many sc@m phone calls do you get in an average day?
Look what somebody left under the cushion
- Sat Mar 30, 2024 1:11 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: No Voting Fraud?
- Replies: 26
- Views: 1371
Re: No Voting Fraud?
On his way to vote . . .
- Wed Mar 27, 2024 11:25 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Joe Lieberated
- Replies: 20
- Views: 1294
Re: Joe Lieberated
Can jews go to heaven?
- Wed Mar 27, 2024 10:01 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Meat Head's Cartoon and Meme Monday
- Replies: 15
- Views: 1504