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by Meat Head
Wed Jun 11, 2025 10:53 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
Replies: 1770
Views: 768978

Re: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread

Roux wrote: Wed Jun 11, 2025 9:54 pm Image


Seersucker Day at the Capitol.
Third row far right must be one of those escaped convicts Trying to hide in plain sight.
by Meat Head
Tue Jun 10, 2025 9:01 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel
Replies: 705
Views: 1096698

Re: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel

The "news" just reported that little gretta and company "refuse to watch the video."

Even a better idea now to just drop her off.
by Meat Head
Tue Jun 10, 2025 8:40 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel
Replies: 705
Views: 1096698

Re: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel

The Israelis should actually drop her ass off in Gaza. No cameras or body guards. Just her, so she can bond with her people. She could then write a book or something. Maybe first get her tatted up then sell her to a gaza motorcycle gang. It would add credibility and grit to her ghost written book.
by Meat Head
Sun Jun 08, 2025 1:58 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: .
Replies: 8
Views: 427

Re: .

bungle clone wrote: Sun Jun 08, 2025 12:12 am I had hand surgery
Which hand? Making love with a stranger now? :0071:
by Meat Head
Sat Jun 07, 2025 1:28 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Cal
Replies: 161
Views: 34889

Re: Cal

Rootbeer wrote: Fri Jun 06, 2025 11:06 pm Attaching one's self-worth to of a city where you're nothing more than a resident among millions is pretty awkward.
Not to mention being shallow, living in a pretend world and wasting his life.
by Meat Head
Wed Jun 04, 2025 5:07 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: RIP Jim Marshall
Replies: 14
Views: 823

Re: RIP Jim Marshall

Did you miss the Death Thread memo about titles?


Jim Marshall: End

or The End of Jim Marshall

:drink:
by Meat Head
Sat May 31, 2025 8:54 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Name that tune...
Replies: 21
Views: 1135

Re: Name that tune...

bungle clone wrote: Sat May 31, 2025 8:24 pm
Sounds like sonar pings of someone trying to find their truck in Cinders garage. Where the hell is Marty anyway.
by Meat Head
Tue May 27, 2025 4:20 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Zero Credibility Club
Replies: 40
Views: 2927

Re: Zero Credibility Club

Zzzz . . .
by Meat Head
Sat May 24, 2025 5:26 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 5-24-25
Replies: 36
Views: 2549

Re: Weekend Roll Call 5-24-25

bungle clone is THE Oracle kcdave did you ask Screwy about this decision to drop the weekly responsibility? Odds are he would not approve. And how the fuck will Kluba get his picks in 3BB? If you must duck and roll, maybe President Trump could run it for a week or two as a try out. We love you man. ...
by Meat Head
Thu May 22, 2025 4:05 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
Replies: 1770
Views: 768978

Re: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread

Another DEI hire proved incompetent. Except for social media as Sam points out. "CEMA staff, including Russell, were at an offsite workshop. When a tornado warning was issued by the National Weather Service, Russell or other CEMA staff could not activate the siren. " Too busy fucking aroun...
by Meat Head
Wed May 21, 2025 9:53 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Sex in THE CITY
Replies: 25
Views: 2079

Re: Sex in THE CITY

FiatLux wrote: Wed May 21, 2025 8:31 pm..
are doing while the economy is crumbling ...
Hysterical cunt.
by Meat Head
Wed May 21, 2025 4:59 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Sex in THE CITY
Replies: 25
Views: 2079

Re: Sex in THE CITY

Finally! A sports franchise that m2 can really get passionate about. https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2025/may/21/ride-of-the-valkyries-how-the-wnba-finally-found-a-home-in-the-bay-area I’m sure we can spot him (?) in his purple leotards in crowd shots. https://i.guim.co.uk/img/media/5a1ea2e52cec5...
by Meat Head
Wed May 21, 2025 12:13 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The President's First 30 days...
Replies: 567
Views: 102375

Re: The President's First 30 days...

He's just trying to get putin to grab his withered dick
by Meat Head
Tue May 20, 2025 9:23 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Sex in THE CITY
Replies: 25
Views: 2079

Re: Sex in THE CITY

FiatLux wrote: Tue May 20, 2025 9:05 pm

Image
Looks like they have both been eating dirty ass. Did they stay over last night?
by Meat Head
Tue May 20, 2025 9:03 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Sex in THE CITY
Replies: 25
Views: 2079

Re: Sex in THE CITY

That's funny. How else are the tech dorks in the Mission going to get laid. You're a runner HPG, right? You should look into this race which happened last Sunday. You'll have fun and see a lot more than a few funny street signs. Too bad you were never there ergo not have a real pic to prove it. :ju...
by Meat Head
Tue May 20, 2025 2:41 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Dump's biggest, most beautiful endorsement to date
Replies: 10
Views: 700

Re: Dump's biggest, most beautiful endorsement to date

A serial killer's last words before meeting his maker: President Trump, keep making America great. I’m ready to go. Can't make this up! Too funny. Such a great post, Screwy! Of course all serial killers, rapists, racists, Nazis of the Third & Fourth Reichs would all chow down on white turkey me...
by Meat Head
Mon May 19, 2025 8:31 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Dump's biggest, most beautiful endorsement to date
Replies: 10
Views: 700

Re: Dump's biggest, most beautiful endorsement to date

Seems like the perfect perp to get executed. Or un-alived as they say on youtube now sometimes.
by Meat Head
Mon May 19, 2025 8:12 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Biden going prostrate over prostate
Replies: 36
Views: 3334

Re: Biden going prostrate over prostate

Word of a new book coming out this week about the Biden decline coverup. According to pravdaxxxx npr interview, the recent revelation is to get ahead of the book splash. Or more likely they revealed his cancer to help hype the book. https://www.npr.org/2025/05/19/nx-s1-5309451/biden-health-decline-o...
by Meat Head
Sun May 18, 2025 11:01 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Biden going prostrate over prostate
Replies: 36
Views: 3334

Biden going prostrate over prostate

WASHINGTON — Former President Joe Biden has been diagnosed with an "aggressive form" of prostate cancer that has metastasized to the bone, his office said in a statement on Sunday." https://www.ksl.com/article/51315259/former-president-biden-diagnosed-with-aggressive-prostate-cancer I...
by Meat Head
Wed May 07, 2025 7:56 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: the 2025 papal conclave, call it!
Replies: 63
Views: 7425

Re: the 2025 papal conclave, call it!

https://i.postimg.cc/LXHpkCCh/ancestry.jpg Here is our ancestry.... 0.0% Afro Michael Robert PIckle is my brother Yeah that's cool for your brother but proves nothing about you. Yeah maybe daddy made it with a quadroon sheboon or momma got the big one from Abdu. Maybe you know that, thus your race ...
by Meat Head
Mon May 05, 2025 11:39 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trump wants to reopen Alcatraz
Replies: 42
Views: 4932

Re: Trump wants to reopen Alcatraz

Fedzilla

:bode:
by Meat Head
Sun May 04, 2025 1:15 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: WEEKEND ROLL CALL APRIL 26
Replies: 33
Views: 4726

Re: WEEKEND ROLL CALL APRIL 26

dave is swell. Nothing new worth a fuck to talk about. If I see something worthy of discussion, I will chime in... until then, assume I am vertical. Sent from my SM-S926U using Tapatalk You fukker, I lost my wife and car because there was no Fucking roll crawl thread. Jesus man, folks rely on that ...
by Meat Head
Fri May 02, 2025 8:13 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: May Day!
Replies: 21
Views: 2664

Re: May Day!

:lol: Good one, Diego. ahem, speaking of which... C'mon HPG, you can take just a few minutes of your day at some point to throw down with more work stories. Yes, I know, the lower classes won't exploit themselves, and you have deadlines, but think of the poor huddled masses here on this board who n...
by Meat Head
Thu May 01, 2025 12:46 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Drag queen faces child rape charges
Replies: 191
Views: 38989

Re: Drag queen faces child rape charges

Mikey wrote: Thu May 01, 2025 12:00 am
Roach wrote: Wed Apr 30, 2025 11:43 pm Horrible, horrible tats. Just fukkin awful. I suspect it gets worse.
Looks like he has a vagina growing on his chest too.

Image
Yeah it sure says "credibility" and "professionalism" and stuff nicely.
by Meat Head
Tue Apr 29, 2025 1:04 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Penn violated Title 9
Replies: 10
Views: 1309

Re: Penn violated Title 9

And ren fair fairies.
by Meat Head
Tue Apr 29, 2025 12:08 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: FBI ARRESTS LIBTARD WISCONSIN JUDGE!
Replies: 30
Views: 5001

Re: FBI ARRESTS LIBTARD WISCONSIN JUDGE!

Sudden Sam wrote: Mon Apr 28, 2025 9:23 pm
mvscal wrote: Mon Apr 28, 2025 6:13 pm Image

Seattle needs to get a hold of this pic as their public masturbation deterrence infrastructure.

It's like Agent Orange for boners.
:lol:

That mug might even slow Diego’s strokin’.
Or enough to get m2 move to Seattle.
by Meat Head
Mon Apr 28, 2025 7:58 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The President's First 30 days...
Replies: 567
Views: 102375

Re: The President's First 30 days...

114 Scientists, Medical Professionals, Faithful Husbands and Doting Fathers cruelly arrested and marked for deportation in ICE raid at Colorado Springs night club. That should bring your food and living costs down. 114 ? Only 12 million more to go. Too funny. Biden deported more illegals each week ...
by Meat Head
Mon Apr 28, 2025 5:52 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: FBI ARRESTS LIBTARD WISCONSIN JUDGE!
Replies: 30
Views: 5001

Re: FBI ARRESTS LIBTARD WISCONSIN JUDGE!

Who cares what Diego in Shittle thinks about anything! He is an ANTIFA freak! Have you seen the mugshots of those whacko freaks? FUKKK DIEGO, his face tats, his face piercings, his political beliefs etc... FUKKK ANTIFA! FUKKK DIEGO PEDO SHITTO! "Like sand through the hour glass..." How ab...
by Meat Head
Mon Apr 28, 2025 5:46 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Men in Black
Replies: 26
Views: 3851

Re: Men in Black

On the other hand, even if you knew Latin and italian, who wouldn't fall a fukingsleep at a pope's funeral?

:0109:
by Meat Head
Wed Apr 23, 2025 3:40 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The President's First 30 days...
Replies: 567
Views: 102375

Re: The President's First 30 days...

HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Wed Apr 23, 2025 2:40 pm I get the feeling Fiat gets spittle on his monitor mouthing these hot takes to himself.
Yeah once in a while he gets his hands off his dick and out of his ass, and shares his excitement. Lucky us.
by Meat Head
Mon Apr 21, 2025 8:24 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Death pool speed round
Replies: 65
Views: 13349

Re: Death pool speed round

Ok the old coot survived past friday. New bet: Over / under March 15, Under https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Ftse3.mm.bing.net%2Fth%3Fid%3DOIP.yegFl1WbwdAaOznah4KQiAAAAA%26pid%3DApi&f=1&ipt=c7ce286da5fa85b7f4448ec3d28aca8d1f66c1610623e7c22a4f9e684d75a754&ipo=im...
by Meat Head
Mon Apr 21, 2025 6:39 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Death pool speed round
Replies: 65
Views: 13349

Re: Death pool speed round

FiatLux wrote: Mon Apr 21, 2025 5:36 pm Just heard it's a casket.

Who are the top 10 popes?
In terms of Most Young Boys Violated? Seems you might know.

Oh never mind, you're into rabbi oral circumcisions I forgot.
by Meat Head
Mon Apr 21, 2025 2:07 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 4-19-25
Replies: 50
Views: 7547

Re: Weekend Roll Call 4-19-25

" . . . sweat bee visiting a monkeyflower . . ."

Sounds like m2 at his local bath house.
by Meat Head
Fri Apr 18, 2025 4:54 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: F*ck Harvard
Replies: 16
Views: 1984

Re: F*ck Harvard

Yes, you can and should criticize government, even when you are wrong and the government is right. You can express your opinions. Not when half-baked political opinions are disguised and anchored as academia. The institutions wanted to play politics at an administrative level and use academia as a ...
by Meat Head
Fri Apr 18, 2025 4:37 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: F*ck Harvard
Replies: 16
Views: 1984

Re: F*ck Harvard

Harvard Will Euthanize Lab Animals after Trump Funding Cuts Harvard academics have warned they will be forced to euthanize animals used for medical research because of Donald Trump’s $2.2 billion funding freeze. They will also be forced to fire workers, and withdraw critical funding for cancer and ...
by Meat Head
Thu Apr 17, 2025 8:11 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: It's Quiz Time
Replies: 32
Views: 10276

Re: It's Quiz Time

Ima rassis Take the racist test here: https://www.idrlabs.com/racism-scales/test.php "This makes you: 26.81% more prone to general racism than the average person. 21.27% more prone to socio-historical racism than the average person. 25.93% more prone to perpetual foreigner racism than the avera...
by Meat Head
Mon Apr 14, 2025 9:47 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Earthquake!!
Replies: 33
Views: 5220

Re: Earthquake!!

FiatLux wrote: Mon Apr 14, 2025 9:41 pm

I can't remember the last time I felt an earthquake.
So many calbears have violated you ass you can't feel anything any more.

:0049:
by Meat Head
Sat Apr 12, 2025 7:25 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Masters Contest 2025
Replies: 59
Views: 11563

Re: Masters Contest 2025

Four Cal Bears make the cut at the Masters Leader is at -8 Morikawa at -3 Michael Kim at -1 Max Homa at E Byeong Hun An at +1 Remarkable https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GoCVQ9ybwAU0JWQ?format=jpg&name=large Go Bears! And that adds to your "coolness" how? You aren't even a native cal. idiot.