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by Meat Head
Tue Jan 09, 2024 11:30 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Death Pool 2024
Replies: 43
Views: 210514

Re: Death Pool 2024

d-townmike wrote: Tue Jan 09, 2024 10:48 pm But I've archived these picks to load in tomorrow!
"First come first served." "7am EST sharp."

You had a couple of nice picks there. Better not be late.

:waz:
by Meat Head
Tue Jan 09, 2024 12:14 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: This is not a flat earth thread
Replies: 189
Views: 262371

Re: This is not a flat earth thread

HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Tue Jan 09, 2024 12:02 am
That is also where NASA plans on landing the first woman and first person of color under its Artemis program.
Are black ladies in charge of all the maths too?
And is there a separate bottle, far away, she will have use to piss???
by Meat Head
Mon Jan 08, 2024 9:57 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Last Rose Bowl
Replies: 13
Views: 78087

Re: The Last Rose Bowl

Will the parade still allow horses and does Tejas have enough migrant labor to clean up their shit on the route, so TV doesn't see it. The parade will likely have a larger audience.
by Meat Head
Mon Jan 08, 2024 9:51 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: the Sicario method of driver safety enforcement
Replies: 48
Views: 817994

Re: the Sicario method of driver safety enforcement

And a riot that just happened to happen on the day that Congress was deciding who would be POTUS for the next 4 years? Nuance goes over the heads of conservatives every damn time. A real riot or protest would have stayed outside. The intent of those who planned & encouraged the crowd was to int...
by Meat Head
Mon Jan 08, 2024 7:38 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: the Sicario method of driver safety enforcement
Replies: 48
Views: 817994

Re: the Sicario method of driver safety enforcement

Carson wrote: Mon Jan 08, 2024 7:24 pmTwo naked guys buttfucking, then uploading the video proving it's at YOUR house?
I wonder why you are the only one to bring this up and then announce you have seen the videos?

I never heard about it until now. Apparently it has aroused you Carson.
by Meat Head
Sun Jan 07, 2024 4:07 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Wash your balls?
Replies: 0
Views: 30131

Wash your balls?

https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Ftse2.mm.bing.net%2Fth%3Fid%3DOIF.9h6fFYKdegtl0L5dMHK5EA%26pid%3DApi&f=1&ipt=630ee270e57bd3cddc15515d8fa8f8c2d4448b59079d1c405960e87dcf41720b&ipo=images 'Caddyshack' star Cindy Morgan dead at 69 Fuk. Glass dick. But I like my ti...
by Meat Head
Sat Jan 06, 2024 9:53 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: the Sicario method of driver safety enforcement
Replies: 48
Views: 817994

the Sicario method of driver safety enforcement

Watching Sicario, and this scene struck me as a decent public safety lesson. Next time some asshole is going the wrong way on the freeway, or driving way out of control endangering lots of people, I say fuck the pit method, use the Sicario method. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvZImlL51Io&t=61...
by Meat Head
Sat Jan 06, 2024 3:49 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trump/GOP bullshit
Replies: 4597
Views: 1127942

Re: Trump/GOP bullshit

In case anyone wants to actually read it before spouting off... Section 3. No person shall be a Senator or Representative in Congress, or elector of President and Vice President, or hold any office, civil or military, under the United States, or under any state, who, having previously taken an oath...
by Meat Head
Thu Jan 04, 2024 9:35 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel
Replies: 567
Views: 1048875

Re: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel

It's as if most of the media is afraid to report on it.

I wonder why.
by Meat Head
Thu Jan 04, 2024 9:32 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Live at the Print Shop
Replies: 1
Views: 12449

Re: Live at the Print Shop

The Mavericks

Very cool :drink:
by Meat Head
Thu Jan 04, 2024 8:49 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread
Replies: 1426
Views: 530645

Re: A thread for things that don't warrant their own thread

Female on the right looks like a kidnapee with stockholm syndrome.
by Meat Head
Wed Jan 03, 2024 3:35 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Bowls
Replies: 55
Views: 571389

Re: Bowls

Maybe this will help some of the folks here . . .

The Racial Slur Data base, along with the Racial Slur Of The Day

:waz:
by Meat Head
Mon Jan 01, 2024 11:34 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Rank these "grannies"
Replies: 14
Views: 59613

Re: Rank these "grannies"

Great thread for kcdave, except the women need to be about 40lbs fatter.
by Meat Head
Sun Dec 31, 2023 10:30 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: AF Wants To Tell Soldiers & Grunts "You're On Your Own!"
Replies: 3
Views: 19208

Re: AF Wants To Tell Soldiers & Grunts "You're On Your Own!"

HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Sun Dec 31, 2023 8:27 pm
Contractors want blank check projects like developing new systems,
Pretty sure they all ready have that. The business of America is Business they say . . .

and

"America doesn't have allies. It has business interests."

sig

H. Kissinger
by Meat Head
Wed Dec 27, 2023 9:31 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Dude...In Dante's Peak You Were Just Acting...
Replies: 6
Views: 21820

Re: Dude...In Dante's Peak You Were Just Acting...

Skewered on a bison horn would have been a better photo op.

:0071:
by Meat Head
Wed Dec 27, 2023 9:28 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Happy Boxing Day
Replies: 13
Views: 29958

Re: Happy Boxing Day

I wipe my ass with British bank holidays. Canada honoring British holidays is pathetic. Grow some stones and some independence already, clowns. ahh, but you don't understand the mindset. You're thinking like a terrorist. A member of the commonwealth, or Empire is a just segment of a larger entity, ...
by Meat Head
Sun Dec 24, 2023 3:44 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Did anyone have Buick in the Death Pool?
Replies: 11
Views: 21415

Re: Did anyone have Buick in the Death Pool?

Go Coogs' wrote: Fri Dec 22, 2023 9:48 pm
Meat Head wrote:
proximity censor
They sensored the correct spelling.


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
Makes sensei to me, thanks.
by Meat Head
Sun Dec 24, 2023 3:31 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Earl Gets Revenge
Replies: 8
Views: 22889

Re: Earl Gets Revenge

You listen to that shit?

"We'll pack a lunch, and stuff you in the trunk, Earl"

I used to, a little before they decided to take a political stand. Fuck 'em and fuck em' now as the Chicks.

:0078:
by Meat Head
Fri Dec 22, 2023 7:33 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Did anyone have Buick in the Death Pool?
Replies: 11
Views: 21415

Re: Did anyone have Buick in the Death Pool?

proximity censor

Do they regulate closeness?
by Meat Head
Thu Dec 21, 2023 12:04 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The Last DJ
Replies: 22
Views: 65781

Re: The Last DJ

Diego in Seattle wrote: Wed Dec 20, 2023 9:16 pm Do you remember who Gary Owens' father was?
Gary Owens.
by Meat Head
Wed Dec 20, 2023 2:17 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trump/GOP bullshit
Replies: 4597
Views: 1127942

Re: Trump/GOP bullshit

In case anyone wants to actually read it before spouting off... Section 3. No person shall be a Senator or Representative in Congress, or elector of President and Vice President, or hold any office, civil or military, under the United States, or under any state, who, having previously taken an oath,...
by Meat Head
Thu Dec 14, 2023 7:21 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: 2024 Florida Gators
Replies: 20
Views: 40117

Re: 2024 Florida Gators

Maybe but

Bringem Young's black slaves helped him set up shop in salt lake.

Yes he had black slaves.
by Meat Head
Thu Dec 14, 2023 4:46 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: How do you WORDLE?
Replies: 26
Views: 38073

Re: How do you WORDLE?

4

Like an old girl friend. Should of, could have . . .
by Meat Head
Sat Dec 09, 2023 1:42 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Paper Tomb
Replies: 16
Views: 33819

Re: Paper Tomb

Ryan O’Neal, Star of ‘Love Story,’ ‘What’s Up, Doc?’ and ‘Paper Moon,’ Dies at 82 https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-news/ryan-oneal-dead-love-story-paper-moon-1235730468/ While we were beating off to Farah Fawcett posters, he was actually pounding that ass. Gotta rack him for that. Oh ...
by Meat Head
Fri Dec 08, 2023 8:27 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Long Gone Posters
Replies: 202
Views: 850011

Re: Long Gone Posters

trev
by Meat Head
Wed Dec 06, 2023 10:27 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Back the Blue
Replies: 724
Views: 85281

Re: Back the Blue

I'd like to see what led up to that. Maybe she got tired of wrestling with him. Yeah she lost her aura of professionality.
by Meat Head
Wed Dec 06, 2023 8:24 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: All in the Mortuary
Replies: 13
Views: 17378

Re: All in the Mortuary

HighPlainsGrifter wrote: Wed Dec 06, 2023 8:13 pm Chuck Yeager was in the Space Force.

~Meat Head
I only quoted Mikey's link. Take your bitching to Variety Magazine. He still had bigger balls than you ever will.
by Meat Head
Wed Dec 06, 2023 3:36 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: All in the Mortuary
Replies: 13
Views: 17378

Re: All in the Mortuary

"He dropped out of Boston’s Emerson College to enlist in the U.S. Air Force in 1942, and served as a radio operator and gunner on B-17 bombers in the European theater, flying 52 missions."

:0049:
by Meat Head
Fri Dec 01, 2023 2:43 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Newsom vs DeSatan
Replies: 13
Views: 12992

Re: Newsom vs DeSatan

DaSatans eyes twitch like a failed sobriety test. They are are hiding his midgetness. Newsome is another moonbeam special.

We are fucked in a clown show folks. See #doom
by Meat Head
Fri Dec 01, 2023 2:39 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Kissinterred
Replies: 22
Views: 38695

Re: Kissinterred

Plenty to hate about Kissingger but I give him credit for his work in Vietnam. Seems most of the dark roots of American hegemony trace back to Kissinger and the mindset he instilled. He was a tool of the military-industrial complex. The perpetual war for colonialism-in-a-party-hat had to be fed. An...
by Meat Head
Thu Nov 30, 2023 10:30 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Doom
Replies: 3342
Views: 907081

Re: Doom

#doom 4 dead in Ohio "... 142 pediatric cases of the condition — dubbed 'white lung syndrome' — since August, a figure health officials there described as 'extremely high'. " omfg https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-12809869/us-child-pneumonia-outbreak-extremely-high-cases.html
by Meat Head
Fri Nov 24, 2023 7:59 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: THanksGiving Roll Call
Replies: 26
Views: 39726

Re: THanksGiving Roll Call

Amen. Was stuffed up way past the danger line yesterday and had to rise early to accomodate nature. Two gulps of coffee and the gates of hell demanded to be opened. Had a big push with fists clenched and saw god just before almost passing out. Huge, clean, long, and perhaps better than sex. Br0oke o...
by Meat Head
Thu Nov 23, 2023 2:23 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Your Top 3 Christmas Movies
Replies: 38
Views: 174254

Re: Your Top 3 Christmas Movies

Polar Express

Jesus Christ Superstar
by Meat Head
Thu Nov 23, 2023 2:22 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Terrorism--ya think ???
Replies: 35
Views: 53293

Re: Terrorism--ya think ???

Perk travels south to meet up with the angry dwarf at the Midget MMA Melee on the Mats, being held in Buffalo. Cinder's douche kit is still under his seat and explodes when he hits the barrier. Lotta gas fermenting in there. Accident prevents Perk from competing and saves angry midget's life. :rasta:
by Meat Head
Tue Nov 21, 2023 12:44 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: In This Thread Rootbeer Answers Your Automotive Questions
Replies: 90
Views: 238653

Re: In This Thread Rootbeer Answers Your Automotive Questions

The Whistle Is Screaming wrote: Mon Nov 20, 2023 8:33 pm
Mikey wrote: Mon Nov 20, 2023 7:55 pm
The Whistle Is Screaming wrote: Mon Nov 20, 2023 6:53 pm
I did however forget what I was doing & drove through my garage door, so there's that.
Open or closed?
It's open now.

:oops:
What kind of new rattles and noises does the Camry have now?
by Meat Head
Thu Nov 09, 2023 7:36 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Sam and his 10 years younger wife
Replies: 28
Views: 10235

Re: Sam and his 10 years younger wife

Meaning you don't brag about yourself or good deeds.
by Meat Head
Thu Nov 09, 2023 2:57 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Sam and his 10 years younger wife
Replies: 28
Views: 10235

Re: Sam and his 10 years younger wife

Sam's a love machine. Gotta watch the quiet ones . . .

Image

:drink:
by Meat Head
Tue Nov 07, 2023 3:03 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trans in the news
Replies: 297
Views: 68449

Re: Trans in the news

"Cereal Killers: Which CZ-Style Handgun Is Best for Breakfast?"

Image

https://www.recoilweb.com/cereal-killer ... 70704.html
by Meat Head
Mon Nov 06, 2023 9:50 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel
Replies: 567
Views: 1048875

Re: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel

Was Kierland run? He last posted Saturday evening, when he was having a little back-and-forth with Roach. The board usually doesn't go more than a few hours without a post(s) from Kierland. Maybe our friend is just taking a little break, which would be good. Maybe he's kicking off his nationwide, '...