Search found 9 matches
- Wed Mar 06, 2024 11:30 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Fall Forward
- Replies: 2
- Views: 368
Fall Forward
Well Zack is long gone, along with the other criminals of the late dot pedo/net so somebody has to do the daylight savings thread. Clones don't fuck up remember . . . Fall forward. Spring back. Set your clocks ahead this Saturday night. Then find a warm loaf of bread, or a banana peel and wank it in...
- Tue Jan 30, 2024 12:21 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Blonde bikini rank 'em
- Replies: 10
- Views: 580
Re: Blonde bikini rank 'em
Air brushed, idealized wgaf I've been fappin' in some banana skins for the last half hour. Warm em up a little in the micro.
- Wed Jan 10, 2024 3:11 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Death Pool 2024
- Replies: 43
- Views: 206118
Re: Death Pool 2024
1- Bob Newhart, the comic, various cancers, September 2- Nancy Pelosi, political con artist, Scabies and Vaginal Shingles, August 3- Willie Nelson, you know, Just fucking old likely congestive heart failure, November 4- Roman Polanski, famed film maker and pedophile, murdered in August 5- Engelbert ...
- Mon Sep 11, 2023 7:37 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Weekend Roll Call 9-9-23
- Replies: 27
- Views: 514490
Re: Weekend Roll Call 9-9-23
I would SO bury my peter in that second one.
wow
- Wed Feb 22, 2023 12:52 am
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: How are you celebrating Black History Month?
- Replies: 604
- Views: 46642
Re: How are you celebrating Black History Month?
Are you going to hide the penetration and leave the cake for others to enjoy? lol, no. I'm wrecking this fucker. I got plans, bitches. I'll hollow out the center of the cake and put a water balloon inside before frosting it with Laquitia's round cheeks and blushing lips. Before filling the balloon ...
- Tue Feb 21, 2023 7:41 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: How are you celebrating Black History Month?
- Replies: 604
- Views: 46642
Re: How are you celebrating Black History Month?
Most good boys know this, but as a public service remember That juicy cake might be cool on the outside but Hot as shit inside. Try to restrain yourself for a few more minutes before jamming it to those DSLs. No blistering dicks please. Are you going to hide the penetration and leave the cake for ot...
- Sat Nov 05, 2022 12:14 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: Weekend Roll Call 11-5-22
- Replies: 41
- Views: 6175
- Sun Oct 09, 2022 8:32 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: How to rebuild in SWFLA.
- Replies: 49
- Views: 2594
Re: How to rebuild in SWFLA.
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_QkFyaf0RmZs/TAAOL1cftCI/AAAAAAAAE7c/D-13DUv1Zks/s400/IMG_8363.JPG Wow, a perfect warm loaf for wank. Easy does it boys push it in slow don't break the crust. Scoop some out first if you are in a hurry. Ok to lather up with butter, or bacon grease, if you feel messy.
- Sun Sep 18, 2022 4:07 pm
- Forum: Cul de Smack
- Topic: US Open
- Replies: 39
- Views: 4417
Re: US Open
Technique used in wanking to give a fresh feel to the dick. Similar to making your Jack arm numb first by laying on it, or using the non-usual wank hand (making love to a stranger).
It's all about making it fresh.