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by Steve Jobs
Thu Apr 11, 2024 2:02 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Masters Contest 2024
Replies: 64
Views: 1739

Re: Masters Contest 2024

General Peters wrote: Thu Apr 11, 2024 1:30 pm Joaquin Niemann 2500

RED FLAG - FAIL !


Apparently I need to keep a close watch on some of you fukkers.
by Steve Jobs
Tue Apr 09, 2024 8:41 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Masters Contest 2024
Replies: 64
Views: 1739

Re: Masters Contest 2024

Joaquin Neimann 2,500

Harris English 15,000




yo ho ho
by Steve Jobs
Sun Mar 24, 2024 10:27 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: You guys ever get gussied up?
Replies: 40
Views: 910

Re: You guys ever get gussied up?

by Steve Jobs
Sat Feb 17, 2024 10:11 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: 2023 Three Best Bets - FINAL
Replies: 11
Views: 536

Re: 2023 Three Best Bets - FINAL

Kudos to and rack the fuk out of Screwy and Pops for running this 3BB show. What a great way to do NFL. This is a tough bunch of footballers and a great bunch of guys, thank you. Good times, wish I could peg the win all to skill, but luck was my mistress, at least for a few critical times. Hopefully...
by Steve Jobs
Tue Feb 06, 2024 3:51 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Super Bowl
Replies: 25
Views: 1009

Re: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Super Bowl

KC +2
Over 47.5

Game on!
by Steve Jobs
Tue Jan 30, 2024 11:01 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Super Bowl
Replies: 25
Views: 1009

Re: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Super Bowl

However, if S. Jobs decides to make a pick(s), then it would still be possible for someone(s) else to steal the victory from him. Hell yes. Last year Dr_Phibes was sitting pretty and could have laid back and won. But he stayed in the race and made it possible for me to tie him for the really big tr...
by Steve Jobs
Sat Jan 27, 2024 3:05 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Conference Championships
Replies: 20
Views: 1034

Re: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Conference Championships

KC +3.5 @ BAL
DET +7 @ SF
DET / SF 51 over
by Steve Jobs
Wed Jan 17, 2024 3:43 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Divisional Round
Replies: 24
Views: 4529

Re: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Divisional Round

HOU +9.5 @ BAL
GB / 50.5 under

** KC +2.5 @ BUF LOtY **
by Steve Jobs
Wed Jan 17, 2024 3:34 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trixie: toast
Replies: 2
Views: 299

Trixie: toast

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/0e/Joyce_Randolph_1963_%28cropped%29.JPG/220px-Joyce_Randolph_1963_%28cropped%29.JPG https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/94/Honeymooners_full_cast_1963.JPG/220px-Honeymooners_full_cast_1963.JPG "Joyce Randolph, who playe...
by Steve Jobs
Sat Jan 13, 2024 7:49 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Wildcard Weekend
Replies: 30
Views: 61321

Re: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Wildcard Weekend

MIA +3.5 @ KC
GB +7.5 @ DAL
LAR +3 @ DET

yo ho ho
by Steve Jobs
Fri Jan 05, 2024 11:03 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: More San Francisco Killjoy
Replies: 20
Views: 67013

Re: More San Francisco Killjoy

I have to Dive deeper into all this, like how exactly do jumpers die? Here is some fun info. Of course nowdays with the new net, and as noted above, folks will be extruded through the steel webbing, then perhaps bouncing off if not oozed through. The deck of the bridge is about 245 feet (75 m) above...
by Steve Jobs
Thu Jan 04, 2024 10:06 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Week 18
Replies: 26
Views: 95146

Re: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Week 18

CLE +4.5 @ CIN
MIN +4 @ DET
LAR +3.5 @ SF
by Steve Jobs
Thu Jan 04, 2024 9:58 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: More San Francisco Killjoy
Replies: 20
Views: 67013

More San Francisco Killjoy

What fun is this . . . San Francisco installs nets to stop suicides off Golden Gate Bridge A definite sense of loss of romance and beauty for frisco. (that pisses off locals to use that term frisco. Frisco, frisco, frisco, vase vaz vaz*) https://media.licdn.com/dms/image/D5612AQEz0E90IBtBOw/article-...
by Steve Jobs
Fri Dec 29, 2023 2:20 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Bowls
Replies: 55
Views: 352574

Re: Bowls

Bowls

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by Steve Jobs
Wed Dec 27, 2023 9:37 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Week 17
Replies: 21
Views: 35770

Re: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Week 17

AZ +11.5 @ PHI
NE +12 @ BUF
CIN +8 @ KC
by Steve Jobs
Fri Dec 22, 2023 4:12 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Week 16
Replies: 18
Views: 15359

Re: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Week 16

NE +6 @ DEN
LVR +10 @ KC
NYG +10.5 @ PHI

Yo ho ho
by Steve Jobs
Mon Dec 18, 2023 10:17 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Haven't been to Five Guys in a year
Replies: 20
Views: 33630

Re: Haven't been to Five Guys in a year

chorizo = pig salivary glands

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:bbq:
by Steve Jobs
Fri Dec 15, 2023 3:25 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Doom
Replies: 3274
Views: 658244

Re: Doom

Carry On https://www.prosoundweb.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/10/20160901kansascropped.jpg Carrion https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Ftse1.mm.bing.net%2Fth%3Fid%3DOIP.sOHz7X8PmhWETWQv2BrODQAAAA%26pid%3DApi&f=1&ipt=25985d206ba49f8f04597995e5e8ac09e916ff4af795987225b17...
by Steve Jobs
Fri Dec 15, 2023 3:18 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Week 15
Replies: 24
Views: 24536

Re: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Week 15

NYG +5 @ NO
NYJ +9.5 @ MIA
WAS +6.5 @ LAR
by Steve Jobs
Thu Dec 07, 2023 2:55 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: How do you WORDLE?
Replies: 26
Views: 26319

Re: How do you WORDLE?

Got it in Three!

pro tip: EARTH is usually a great starting word.
by Steve Jobs
Thu Dec 07, 2023 2:52 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Week 14
Replies: 35
Views: 68068

Re: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Week 14

LAR +7.5
SEA +10.5
TEN +14


yo ho fuckin' ho
by Steve Jobs
Thu Nov 30, 2023 11:39 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Week 13
Replies: 28
Views: 32781

Re: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Week 13

SEA +9
CLE +4
CIN +8.5
by Steve Jobs
Fri Nov 24, 2023 1:16 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Week 12
Replies: 19
Views: 11237

Re: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Week 12

TB +2.5
CAR +3.5
BUF +3.5

yo ho ho
by Steve Jobs
Sun Nov 19, 2023 2:01 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Week 11
Replies: 30
Views: 18359

Re: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Week 11

LVR +11.5
CHI +10
TB +11




Kudos to Screwy and Pops.

:drink:
by Steve Jobs
Wed Nov 15, 2023 3:41 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Week 11
Replies: 30
Views: 18359

Re: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Week 11

Damn, Phibes is on fire. I don't think I have ever seen three straight 3-0 picks. Time to start playing real money, even if it is Canadian funny money. All respects and kudos to Dr. Phibes, co-winner of last year's 3BB, for the great run. But the stars say the streak is over, so maybe I'm betting o...
by Steve Jobs
Sat Nov 11, 2023 3:25 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Week 10
Replies: 28
Views: 13566

Re: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Week 10

CLE +6
HOU +7
NYG +16.5



The mate was fixed by the bosun's pike
The bosun brained with a marlinspike
by Steve Jobs
Fri Nov 03, 2023 7:09 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Week 9
Replies: 28
Views: 10264

Re: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Week 9

MIN +5.5
ARI +7.5
CHI +7.5

Yo ho ho
by Steve Jobs
Sat Oct 28, 2023 12:05 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Week 8
Replies: 35
Views: 10403

Re: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Week 8

NE +9.5
CHI +8.5
LV +8.5


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by Steve Jobs
Sat Oct 21, 2023 2:31 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Week 7
Replies: 23
Views: 10600

Re: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Week 7

DET +3
ARI +7.5
LAC +5.5
by Steve Jobs
Fri Oct 13, 2023 8:24 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Week 6
Replies: 33
Views: 13897

Re: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Week 6

ARI +7
NYG +14
by Steve Jobs
Fri Oct 13, 2023 12:13 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Week 6
Replies: 33
Views: 13897

Re: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Week 6

KC -10.5
by Steve Jobs
Thu Oct 05, 2023 3:18 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Week 5
Replies: 40
Views: 11874

Re: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Week 5

Got my ass whooped last week, fuk. Still a long season.

JAX +5.5
CAR +9.5
NYG +10.5 hex on MIA

Hey Smackie :drink:


New avatar = slump buster
by Steve Jobs
Sat Sep 30, 2023 4:35 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 9-30-23
Replies: 9
Views: 2717

Re: Weekend Roll Call 9-30-23

Lovely Winnemucca. Posting my 3BB picks in the NFL forum. It is the Best thing happening on this forlorn fucking board, so thanks for who did it. Pro tip: The odds there are fixed and were set early, so put that in your spreadsheet. Some throwback to the days of payphones and dimes I guess but it wo...
by Steve Jobs
Sat Sep 30, 2023 4:22 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Week 4
Replies: 25
Views: 6150

Re: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Week 4

LV +6
NE +7
ARI +14



Yo ho ho and a bottle of fukkin' rum
by Steve Jobs
Sun Sep 24, 2023 9:43 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Week 3
Replies: 23
Views: 8233

Re: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Week 3

MIA 70? ?

Well fuck me dead. Rub it in Donnie, you bastard.

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by Steve Jobs
Sat Sep 23, 2023 1:40 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Week 3
Replies: 23
Views: 8233

Re: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Week 3

HOU +8.5
DEN +6.5
CHI +12.5
by Steve Jobs
Fri Sep 15, 2023 1:12 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Three Best Bets is back, bitches
Replies: 12
Views: 2115

Re: Three Best Bets is back, bitches

Reformed. Seen the light.
by Steve Jobs
Fri Sep 15, 2023 1:00 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Three Best Bets is back, bitches
Replies: 12
Views: 2115

Re: Three Best Bets is back, bitches

KC Dave just sign up and enter with one of your pedo.net trolls. What's the down side.
by Steve Jobs
Fri Sep 15, 2023 12:42 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Week 2
Replies: 20
Views: 7663

Re: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Week 2

MIN +7
LV +9.5
NYJ +9.5



yo ho ho and a bottle of rum
by Steve Jobs
Fri Sep 08, 2023 1:23 pm
Forum: NFL
Topic: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Week 1
Replies: 46
Views: 13840

Re: 2023 Three Best Bets -- Week 1

TB +6
ARI +7
LAR +5.5

Would the Triple Play Lock be optional or must-do?


yo ho ho