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by Derron57
Fri Jul 21, 2023 5:11 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Lost my man card last weekend.
Replies: 51
Views: 16529

Re: Lost my man card last weekend.

FTFY. You just open yourself up for so much posting gay shit like that , you know how these cretin monkey around here roll. Welcome back Duhron! Take it easy on the mefs. I have determined that the following posters are AI. They are bots. LTS TRN 2 Carson Diego in Seattle Bill in Houston schmick ML...
by Derron57
Fri Jul 21, 2023 12:46 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Lost my man card last weekend.
Replies: 51
Views: 16529

Re: Lost my man card last weekend.

smackaholic wrote: Sun Jul 16, 2023 8:31 pm
Same sex massage is a little bit gay.

But it was FABULOUS!!!!!
FTFY. You just open yourself up for so much posting gay shit like that , you know how these cretin monkey around here roll.
by Derron57
Fri Jul 21, 2023 12:42 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Lost my man card last weekend.
Replies: 51
Views: 16529

Re: Lost my man card last weekend.

smackaholic wrote: Sun Jul 16, 2023 6:36 pm

Sadly my Jetta is in the shop,
No amount of manly activities will make up for driving one of those pieces of shit.

Since you are doing all this gay shit, are you getting unlimited amounts of sex and blow jobs off this gal ? I don't think that even that would get me to do all that gay shit.
by Derron57
Thu Apr 06, 2023 5:15 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Any Mechanics in Here?
Replies: 27
Views: 752

Re: Any Mechanics in Here?

Does the solenoid click when you are trying to start it ? Check solenoid for continunity. I had one of these Huskies like that one, bought in 2016 and I put about 750 hours on it and the one of the fucking valves went bad, stuck open or something and would not work anymore. These are usually Kohler ...
by Derron57
Sat Apr 01, 2023 12:05 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trump/GOP bullshit
Replies: 4565
Views: 854415

Re: Trump/GOP bullshit

mvscal wrote: Thu Mar 30, 2023 11:59 pm
Diego in Seattle wrote: Thu Mar 30, 2023 11:57 pm
I hope the cops taking him into custody heed his exhortation...
He isn't going to be "taken into custody" by police, you fucking moron.
Don't take Diego's prime jerk material away from him.....he can pound his vagina to death with the theater around all this.
by Derron57
Mon Mar 06, 2023 8:13 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: He is a Free Bird now.
Replies: 11
Views: 662

Re: He is a Free Bird now.

This sucks balls big time. Gary has been on the edge for a long time, but the heart gave out finally. I am going to hit a big bowl and play some Skynyrd now. Outlaws 13m · It's with a profound sense of loss, that I sadly announce the passing of my old friend, and Lynyrd Skynyrd guitarist Gary Rossi...
by Derron57
Mon Mar 06, 2023 8:11 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: He is a Free Bird now.
Replies: 11
Views: 662

Re: He is a Free Bird now.

I am going to hit a big bowl Easy on the mefs there, Duhron. Unlike you, most of us on here can handle our drugs, even a lowly toke on a bowl of an herbal plant. Whatever you have been slamming for the last 15 years or whatever has taken you over the edge to a fully delusional skitso frame of menta...
by Derron57
Sun Mar 05, 2023 11:55 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: He is a Free Bird now.
Replies: 11
Views: 662

He is a Free Bird now.

This sucks balls big time. Gary has been on the edge for a long time, but the heart gave out finally. I am going to hit a big bowl and play some Skynyrd now. Outlaws 13m · It's with a profound sense of loss, that I sadly announce the passing of my old friend, and Lynyrd Skynyrd guitarist Gary Rossin...
by Derron57
Wed Jan 04, 2023 1:14 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: It never rains in California...
Replies: 55
Views: 1054

Re: It never rains in California...

So you are willing to lie about how they got their water rights. Fantastic! What do you think the Sherman Act is about you stupid lying Nazi? What y'all planning on doing after suckaholoic gets done butt fucking you all on this Cali water thing?? You fucking libtards argue about this and ignore the...
by Derron57
Fri Aug 26, 2022 11:41 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Charlie Crist throwing haymakers
Replies: 44
Views: 2441

Re: Charlie Crist throwing haymakers

Kierland wrote: Thu Aug 25, 2022 5:20 pm Because we have seen you guys at work. You hate yourselves and so you project that hate onto women and blacks and gays and everyone but Russians and fellow neck beards.
We also project hate to sawed off ankle biting little bitches like you.
by Derron57
Mon Jul 25, 2022 5:54 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Steve Bannon: Guilty of Contempt of Congress
Replies: 36
Views: 2316

Re: Steve Bannon: Guilty of Contempt of Congress

Did you just wake up from your coma? Get fucked Look you fucking troll.....There are people on this earth who have actual lives, and live them, and part of that is ignoring every politician, of all parties, every lying cock sucking piece of human shit who "reports" that theater, and prett...
by Derron57
Fri Jul 22, 2022 10:53 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Steve Bannon: Guilty of Contempt of Congress
Replies: 36
Views: 2316

Re: Steve Bannon: Guilty of Contempt of Congress

Who the fuck is this prick ?
by Derron57
Sat May 28, 2022 3:48 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Rock star progeny trying to be rock stars...
Replies: 30
Views: 2522

Re: Rock star progeny trying to be rock stars...

JB is very good. Ringo’s kid is really good. Some apples fall quite close to the tree. But sometimes they don’t. Copeland’s kid would be one of those that rolled a good distance away from the tree. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Isn't Glenn Frey's kid playing with the current formation of the E...
by Derron57
Sun May 01, 2022 12:28 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Mikey, 88, teachers get in here...
Replies: 21
Views: 2023

Re: Mikey, 88, teachers get in here...

I think it is a fucking disgrace you have to confess your sins to the federal government and pay out of pocket to qualify for 15 minutes less time waiting in security at airports. US airport security should be less shitty instead. Take that up with your precious Federal government. I thought you we...
by Derron57
Sat Apr 30, 2022 11:13 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Now brandon says your kids aren't yours
Replies: 7
Views: 937

Re: Now brandon says your kids aren't yours

Screw_Michigan wrote: Fri Apr 29, 2022 8:05 pm I had to put Schmickity on ignore. A one trick pony making this board even more unreadable.
Yeah he is pretty tedious. I would rather read your shit than his. But I will be the worst for it.
by Derron57
Wed Mar 09, 2022 2:02 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Texas may be the greatest state in the union
Replies: 21
Views: 1523

Re: Texas may be the greatest state in the union

You should just secede and form your own state. They could hope for that whole California tumbles into the sea thing and become their own island country. They would be isolated enough that they could all not fuck shit up worse than they already have. Crist knows all those pompous pricks from Califo...
by Derron57
Wed Mar 09, 2022 1:54 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trump/GOP bullshit
Replies: 4565
Views: 854415

Re: Trump/GOP bullshit

Kierland wrote: Thu Mar 03, 2022 4:22 pm What’s the difference between Ukrainians and Republicans?







Ukrainians defend their Capital.
The Republicans did not need to defend the Capital against a bunch of paid ANTIFA faggots and some dusted out hippies in buffalo horns that the theater production company sent out as extras.
by Derron57
Wed Mar 09, 2022 1:48 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Biden/Liberal Bullshit...
Replies: 1186
Views: 222404

Re: Biden/Liberal Bullshit...

BTW, there's over 9,000 unused leases that the oil companies aren't drilling on. Got a link on that ? I have a friend / former co worker who owns 350 leases himself and he is a small time player. He bought them for pennies on the dollar about 6 years ago. The number is likely much, much higher. My ...
by Derron57
Wed Mar 09, 2022 1:44 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Biden/Liberal Bullshit...
Replies: 1186
Views: 222404

Re: Biden/Liberal Bullshit...

Midget Cocksucker Kierland wrote: Tue Mar 08, 2022 4:21 pm But I will admit that state run schooling failed us all when it let you graduate anything.
You don't seem to have done all that well if that is the best sentence you can come up with.
by Derron57
Wed Mar 09, 2022 1:42 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: I love not owning a car
Replies: 46
Views: 2940

Re: I love not owning a car

SW FL diesel is over $5 a gallon, gasoline on its way there. Cost of shipping everything does affect every one. Sone states are just adding on too much of their taxes on fuel. All the solar, wind, hamster power are just pipe dreams. Until we figure out cold fusion things will be dicey. Diesel yeste...
by Derron57
Wed Feb 23, 2022 1:11 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Wounded Duck
Replies: 8
Views: 739

Re: Wounded Duck

Huntington Beach PD chopper went down in Newport Harbor this week too. One of the officers inside didn't survive even with people in the water right away to help them That will happen with the rocks that helicopters become when shit goes bad. Drop your ass straight down form anything over 10 feet a...
by Derron57
Thu Feb 17, 2022 12:47 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: PSA: Do not under any circumstances rent from Hertz
Replies: 13
Views: 1097

Re: PSA: Do not under any circumstances rent from Hertz

Diego in Seattle wrote: Wed Feb 16, 2022 5:23 pm Based on your posting history Rent-A-Wreck might be more appropriate.
Can you specific train or car wreck ? Since you have train wreck completely in the bag, it must be car. Got it. Out.
by Derron57
Sat Feb 05, 2022 1:08 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Where's your masks assholes
Replies: 26
Views: 1740

Re: Where's your masks assholes

Wolfman wrote: Thu Feb 03, 2022 8:39 pm What science do you believe ?
That which he listens to all day every day on CNN.
by Derron57
Wed Feb 02, 2022 1:06 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trucker convoy
Replies: 52
Views: 4082

Re: Trucker convoy

A) The photo is from Romania 2) The dead guy isn’t breathing so there is no risk of transmission from said dead guy %) The photo isn’t dated so who knows when he got died This is just another example of the media trying to scare sheep into submission. Staged photo op here. You do not bring the cask...
by Derron57
Wed Feb 02, 2022 1:02 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Keep on rocking in the free world....unless I don't like it..
Replies: 26
Views: 1492

Re: Keep on rocking in the free world....unless I don't like it..

I don't think he apologized in an groveling sense of the word. He merely said that he tries to offer a platform for open discussion. I'm sure he's alarmed at the outrageous reaction to simply having Dr. Malone calmly offer his observations. But when Joni Mitchell bellies up to the bar and demands y...
by Derron57
Tue Feb 01, 2022 2:20 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: joqqers today have a lot to say, "gimmie the keys"..
Replies: 10
Views: 856

Re: joqqers today have a lot to say, "gimmie the keys"..

Derron don’t blame the victim. People should have a sense of security in their own yard. All of the blame lies with the criminals. Further the homes don’t look low rent. It looks like a solid middle class hood. Well unless your point is that all of Chicago is a lost cause. But blame the criminals, ...
by Derron57
Mon Jan 31, 2022 9:33 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: joqqers today have a lot to say, "gimmie the keys"..
Replies: 10
Views: 856

Re: joqqers today have a lot to say, "gimmie the keys"..

The victims were completely unaware. The "muggers" easily confronted them. When you live in the hood and you are down a driveway like that those little ghetto rats can come up on you. They own a good 50% or more of the blame here. The better move would have been to move to cover the minute...
by Derron57
Mon Jan 31, 2022 9:23 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Trucker convoy
Replies: 52
Views: 4082

Re: Trucker convoy

Where is Greenpeace? This convoy must be stopped for its environmental damage. Organizers say they have enough funding to have trucks sitting there on Parliament Hill for the next two years. Those wonderful trucks sitting there idling 500 hp engines spewing that exhaust right at those Cannuck fucks...
by Derron57
Sat Jan 29, 2022 1:13 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Coincidence?
Replies: 10
Views: 790

Re: Coincidence?

by Derron57
Wed Jan 26, 2022 9:34 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Keep on rocking in the free world....unless I don't like it..
Replies: 26
Views: 1492

Keep on rocking in the free world....unless I don't like it..

One of rock music's biggest talents and personally as a human being is a big fucking douchebag, Neil Young is a hypocritical piece of shit. The guy is right up there with some of rocks greats, his amazing ability to take a horrible voice, terrible guitar playing and brilliant lyrics and make million...
by Derron57
Wed Jan 26, 2022 9:17 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Stephen Breyer retiring
Replies: 17
Views: 1256

Re: Stephen Breyer retiring

She's only been in office for a little over a year which began with inheriting the Trumpdemic shitshow. Let's see what her numbers errrr polling data is in 2024. You want to take back or change any of that before a dozen people jump your shit for going to the "Yeah, but Trump " card. If y...
by Derron57
Wed Jan 26, 2022 5:48 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Nobody’s getting arrested anymore…
Replies: 18
Views: 2077

Re: Nobody’s getting arrested anymore…

Has nothing to do with victimhood or the weight of a vehicle....BTW if you're on a 50 pound bike, you are not clipped in. It has to do with rules and laws. If I have the right of way it is my right to take it. I dont have to wait for you and your buddies to all roll by before I go. I stop, if there...
by Derron57
Wed Jan 26, 2022 5:47 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Nobody’s getting arrested anymore…
Replies: 18
Views: 2077

Re: Nobody’s getting arrested anymore…

Maybe they should spend less time ticketing cyclists and spend more time fighting violent crime. Exhibit A on why we should defund the police. Anybody want to call pot and kettle on these brilliant takes ?? Which is it you simpering fuck? One would think such a good government dick sucker like you ...
by Derron57
Wed Jan 26, 2022 3:18 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What a stupid son of a bitch.....
Replies: 23
Views: 1380

Re: What a stupid son of a bitch.....

Diego in Seattle wrote: Wed Jan 26, 2022 2:50 am
And Left Behinder showed up immediately to say that members of his GQP party cannot be criticized for their hypocrisy.
What in the holy fuck are you talking about dude ?

Squirrel !!
by Derron57
Tue Jan 25, 2022 11:48 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Free At-Home COVID-19 Tests
Replies: 50
Views: 3292

Re: Free At-Home COVID-19 Tests

(In our hood the mail carriers walk and put the mail in a slot in your home. Waiting for the usual T1B government dick suckers to defend this brilliant model of efficiency and cost brought to you by the US government, when no other private company in history has managed to find any economy of scale...
by Derron57
Tue Jan 25, 2022 11:40 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Free At-Home COVID-19 Tests
Replies: 50
Views: 3292

Re: Free At-Home COVID-19 Tests

Don't hold your breath they arrive anytime soon. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQrTORBS-co Mine arrived in the mailbox yesterday via USPS. Six days from when I ordered them. I'm surprised the mail even works that fast anymore. Amazing the CDC and all were able to scrape them all up off that railb...
by Derron57
Tue Jan 25, 2022 12:50 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Just As When Jews Were Marked With A Star...
Replies: 35
Views: 2283

Re: Just As When Jews Were Marked With A Star...

You've only given criticisms of cosmetic issues, and tried to ride the fence on his criminal activities ("if he is convicted..."). You haven't called him out for anything resembling substance. Criminal activities? Where again are the charges you have said were just around the corner for y...
by Derron57
Tue Jan 25, 2022 12:48 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Free At-Home COVID-19 Tests
Replies: 50
Views: 3292

Re: Free At-Home COVID-19 Tests

Mikey wrote: Mon Jan 24, 2022 4:05 am Fauci has a doctors degree but from what I hear he’s wrong almost all the time.
Understandable for a quack who has not been in a clinical setting for medical practice in what..close to 40 years ?
by Derron57
Tue Jan 25, 2022 12:47 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Free At-Home COVID-19 Tests
Replies: 50
Views: 3292

Re: Free At-Home COVID-19 Tests

Yeah, that's gotta be it. Someone with a masters degree couldn't possibly perform such a complex task. There's plenty of morons with masters degrees. And Albert Einstein couldn't handle the zipper of his own pants. I am sure if you had been around then you would have been offering to help him with ...