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by Uc@nt
Sun Jan 26, 2020 5:08 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Pulling the Feds out of Education
Replies: 18
Views: 10036

Re: Pulling the Feds out of Education

:lol:


The internet must be really stagnant in that shithole called Georgia. Just like the thread he linked, "bhenchod" made its debut in 2017.
by Uc@nt
Sat Jan 25, 2020 8:31 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Wang Dang...
Replies: 47
Views: 4050

Re: Wang Dang...

Define bitch: Someone who’s such a pussy they're forced to deploy the ignore function, and yet, cannot take their eyes off of the very people they’re supposedly ignoring. Congratulations for setting the bar so low, even primordial ooze can slime its way over it.
by Uc@nt
Sat Jan 25, 2020 6:48 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Wang Dang...
Replies: 47
Views: 4050

Re: Wang Dang...

Did you just triple down on IKYABWAI? :doh:

I realize you gave up on life when you decided to relocate to that 3rd world shithole you call a home, but what the fuck, man? When did you become reduced to a KC Paul Auto-Response-Bot?
by Uc@nt
Sat Jan 25, 2020 1:27 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: What shows are you guys watching?
Replies: 18
Views: 4080

Re: What shows are you guys watching?

I 2nd MGO's recommendation, The Deuce, and would like to add Fleabag.

Also looking forward to season 3 of Ozark in March. Awesome show.
by Uc@nt
Sat Jan 25, 2020 1:18 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Wang Dang...
Replies: 47
Views: 4050

Re: Wang Dang...

What does this verse have to do with this thread? I was putting your gayness into terms you can understand, thumper. YOU burst in and starting gibbering about faggotry... Right. Pointing out the fact that only limp-wristed queers talk about women's tennis. ...fag. More IKYABWAI. Outstanding. I see ...
by Uc@nt
Sat Jan 25, 2020 2:55 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Wang Dang...
Replies: 47
Views: 4050

Re: Wang Dang...

smackaholic wrote: Sat Jan 25, 2020 1:50 amYou in the TSA contractor racket?
No. But I may hear about those pathetic loo-zahs @ the TSA, checked baggage, and/or those wicked full-body scannahs over dinner.
by Uc@nt
Sat Jan 25, 2020 2:50 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Wang Dang...
Replies: 47
Views: 4050

Re: Wang Dang...

Softball Bat wrote: Sat Jan 25, 2020 1:24 am So far you are the only one to say anything about faggotry in this thread.
Is this the Kimchi version of IKYABWAI, grasshopper?
Softball Bat wrote: Sat Jan 25, 2020 1:24 am And you've said a lot about it.
There's more where that came from, thumper. See also, Leviticus 20-13.
by Uc@nt
Sat Jan 25, 2020 12:44 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Wang Dang...
Replies: 47
Views: 4050

Re: Wang Dang...

"Who was greater" debates are very common among sports fans, aren't they? Easy there, queerbait. The only thing gayer than arguing women's tennis... is uhmmmmm.... hmmm, let me mull this one over. . . . Okay, got it. I think you'd have to be slamming a Cosmo (ala Diogenes) measuring some ...
by Uc@nt
Fri Jan 24, 2020 11:59 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Which State do you Hate?
Replies: 42
Views: 4289

Re: Which State do you Hate?

My boot had to go up someone's ass first. If it adversely affected your already skyrocketing A1C levels, then you have my sincerest of apologies.

Now... piss off, you useless bag of insulin.
by Uc@nt
Fri Jan 24, 2020 9:37 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Dear Papa Willie
Replies: 16
Views: 1980

Re: Dear Papa Willie

It's a troll, man.
by Uc@nt
Fri Jan 24, 2020 9:33 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Lol
Replies: 17
Views: 2341

Re: Lol

AOC is spot on. Her statement about there barely being a police presence certainly conflicts with what the hand-wringing, black-face-wearing, POS Governor had to say: "We are all thankful that today passed without incident. The teams successfully de-escalated what could have been a volatile si...
by Uc@nt
Fri Jan 24, 2020 7:40 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Lol
Replies: 17
Views: 2341

Re: Lol

Did someone say KFC ? But in all seriousness, according SM posts (pics really) I saw from friends who went --- while it was "mostly white rednecks", there was a fair amount of women, gays (according to their signs at least), blacks, Hispanics, Asians, Muslims, and others present. It was re...
by Uc@nt
Fri Jan 24, 2020 7:07 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Which State do you Hate?
Replies: 42
Views: 4289

Re: Which State do you Hate?

Screw_Michigan wrote: Fri Jan 24, 2020 5:48 pmDon't you live in Northern VA? Where do you live?
Hop on Rt 50 right near the White House and head west for ~30 miles...
by Uc@nt
Fri Jan 24, 2020 5:42 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Which State do you Hate?
Replies: 42
Views: 4289

Re: Which State do you Hate?

Having lived in CT, MA, and VA - here's my feedback: * CT does indeed hate MA. * MA doesn't hate NY. It hates CT because it's a nothing state with horrible traffic if you're coming from or going to NYC. * VA doesn't hate WV, it pities them. Moreover, VA should be split into 2 states: NoVA and everyt...
by Uc@nt
Fri Jan 24, 2020 3:51 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Wang Dang...
Replies: 47
Views: 4050

Re: Wang Dang...

smackaholic wrote: Fri Jan 24, 2020 2:19 pm These sorta debates are kind of dumb.
No dumber than you babbling about Peraton defaulting on their contract and working for some shit OEM that reports up to Leidos, L3, TechFlow, et al.

That BDL machine ain't gonna fix itself, Mr. Field Tech.
by Uc@nt
Fri Jan 24, 2020 3:42 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Dear Papa Willie
Replies: 16
Views: 1980

Re: Dear Papa Willie

Check out the troll replying to a post addressed to me. I see you working, bro.
by Uc@nt
Fri Jan 24, 2020 2:20 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Dear Papa Willie
Replies: 16
Views: 1980

Re: Dear Papa Willie

Can't you die in a Popeyes Chicken Sando riot or something?
by Uc@nt
Fri Jan 24, 2020 3:04 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: This is how you end sanctuary cities...
Replies: 43
Views: 2783

Re: This is how you end sanctuary cities...

There's an obvious bug in the ignore feature. Why is this shithole notifying that fat fuck that I responded to IB?
by Uc@nt
Fri Jan 24, 2020 3:02 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Guess what TRUMP said now...
Replies: 79
Views: 5134

Re: Guess what TRUMP said now...

What is the record for least amount of posts to run someone?

Who's next?
by Uc@nt
Fri Jan 24, 2020 2:49 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Guess what TRUMP said now...
Replies: 79
Views: 5134

Re: Guess what TRUMP said now...

Papa Willie wrote: Fri Jan 24, 2020 2:43 amGoodbye.
Try not to die of a massive coronary on your way to the KFC drive-thru, you gelatinous hillbilly.
by Uc@nt
Fri Jan 24, 2020 2:46 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: This is how you end sanctuary cities...
Replies: 43
Views: 2783

Re: This is how you end sanctuary cities...

Innocent Bystander wrote: Fri Jan 24, 2020 2:35 amThose are the stories I like to hear.
I generally read the words on my screen. You have someone read them aloud to you. That's cute.

Now fuck off, you race baiting cunt.
by Uc@nt
Fri Jan 24, 2020 2:42 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Guess what TRUMP said now...
Replies: 79
Views: 5134

Re: Guess what TRUMP said now...

Papa Willie wrote: Fri Jan 24, 2020 2:01 amIf you don't clown my punk-ass like I am a member of the Washington Generals, then I won't have to mute you.
Are you threatening to NOT get your ass kicked? Wow, you are one bad motherfucker.
by Uc@nt
Fri Jan 24, 2020 1:09 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Guess what TRUMP said now...
Replies: 79
Views: 5134

Re: Guess what TRUMP said now...

Probably another Felch2 troll. It's actually really me. Hard to tell one smack bat from another when you're routinely clubbed like a baby seal, so you get a pass, I guess. You're not good enough to be viewed, and you're not the original. And yet, here you are , eating my fist as an appetizer from y...
by Uc@nt
Fri Jan 24, 2020 12:40 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: gangsta
Replies: 20
Views: 2537

Re: gangsta

Innocent Bystander wrote: Thu Jan 23, 2020 1:01 amSince these are hockey guys, you've now added a racial component.
Fuck off, you race baiting cunt.

Sincerely,
Have you watched an NHL game this century?
by Uc@nt
Fri Jan 24, 2020 12:32 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Guess what TRUMP said now...
Replies: 79
Views: 5134

Re: Guess what TRUMP said now...

Benchod was admittedly clever and funny.... Not really. Working in a line like "you run like lady, eh?" or other retort from that vid would be sweet. But just adding a worn-out word to your lexicon and using it ad infinitum is neither clever nor funny. But hey, that's Bacon GA for ya. Wha...
by Uc@nt
Fri Jan 24, 2020 12:27 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Guess what TRUMP said now...
Replies: 79
Views: 5134

Re: Guess what TRUMP said now...

Papa Willie wrote: Thu Jan 23, 2020 9:37 pmI've a number of shirts I can sell you for $300.
If I ever find the need for some XXXXL John Deere t-shirts with KFC stains on them, I'll let ya know.
by Uc@nt
Thu Jan 23, 2020 9:36 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Guess what TRUMP said now...
Replies: 79
Views: 5134

Re: Guess what TRUMP said now...

Seriously though. What else is about to be "discovered" in Georgia?

Toothpaste
Plumbing
Salad

?

Like a stupid cat with a new shiny toy = this Bhenchod Bloody Blastard vid. I see this word one more time and you are going to accident.
by Uc@nt
Thu Jan 23, 2020 8:22 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Guess what TRUMP said now...
Replies: 79
Views: 5134

Re: Guess what TRUMP said now...

Papa Willie wrote: Thu Jan 23, 2020 4:12 pmBenchod
That word is so 2017. Jesus Christ, just STFU about it already.