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by Jesus H Christ
Sun Mar 31, 2024 9:24 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Happy Easter!
Replies: 18
Views: 521

Re: Happy Easter!

Well, Friday wasn’t a particularly Good day, for Me. But I’m feeling a little better today.
by Jesus H Christ
Thu Mar 07, 2024 10:17 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Political Threads
Replies: 8
Views: 273

Political Threads

Don't you sinners have anything to discuss other than these lame political takes, which are mostly hyper partisan uninformed bullshit anyway? Posters have been cast out for spamming like this. Woe to you spammers and Pharisees, you hypocrites! I may have to start casting some of you out some with th...
by Jesus H Christ
Tue Feb 20, 2024 2:26 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: another message from Jesse!
Replies: 16
Views: 554

Re: another message from Jesse!

Bless you, my son.
by Jesus H Christ
Thu Feb 08, 2024 11:00 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: JESUS PISSING CHRIST
Replies: 20
Views: 2613

Re: JESUS PISSING CHRIST

This was a few years ago but, if memory serves, it may have been a little too much Manischewitz that led to this. That and Mary Magdalene, well...never mind.
by Jesus H Christ
Thu Feb 08, 2024 3:31 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: JESUS PISSING CHRIST
Replies: 20
Views: 2613

Re: JESUS PISSING CHRIST

Not my best moment.


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by Jesus H Christ
Tue Dec 12, 2023 1:29 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 12-9-23
Replies: 22
Views: 24812

Re: Weekend Roll Call 12-9-23

Makes sense now - the photo really shows how you're striking a balance. Did you say that with a lisp? JFC he turned his pool green and put a hedge 3' from a fence. "Striking a balance" would be hiring some queers to make design decisions from here on out. You got my initials wrong, doofus...
by Jesus H Christ
Sun Nov 19, 2023 7:15 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: If you were Jesus H Christ...
Replies: 2
Views: 578

Re: If you were Jesus H Christ...

It may be my name up there, but my dad calls the shots.
by Jesus H Christ
Fri Nov 03, 2023 9:03 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel
Replies: 511
Views: 681099

Re: Iran/Hamas attacks Israel

Neither side acknowledges me as the true Messiah. I may have to step in and blow the whole Dad damned place up. Then we could have true Christians like Mike Johnson step in and clean up the mess.
by Jesus H Christ
Tue Sep 26, 2023 4:39 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Racist Prez Goofs Again
Replies: 41
Views: 5366

Re: Racist Prez Goofs Again

Sudden Sam wrote: Tue Sep 26, 2023 3:16 pm
Biden called LL Cool J “boy”. Jesus Christ, this guy is a fuckup a minute.
Who are YOU to be telling ME who’s a fuckup?
Honky.
by Jesus H Christ
Sat Jun 10, 2023 2:40 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Weekend Roll Call 6-10-23
Replies: 44
Views: 3338

Re: Weekend Roll Call 6-10-23

Be careful kcdave. You’re skating on thin ice.
by Jesus H Christ
Wed Apr 26, 2023 8:21 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Cucker Carlson out at Faux News
Replies: 56
Views: 6945

Re: Cucker Carlson out at Faux News

Kierland wrote: Wed Apr 26, 2023 7:46 pm Worst mOd ever
You could be right.

But don’t fucking piss me off. I do have a temper.
by Jesus H Christ
Wed Apr 26, 2023 5:53 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Cucker Carlson out at Faux News
Replies: 56
Views: 6945

Re: Cucker Carlson out at Faux News

Meat Head wrote: Wed Apr 26, 2023 4:46 pm Jesus, your thoughts?
For everyone who exalts himself will be humbled, and everyone who humbles himself will be exalted.
by Jesus H Christ
Sat Mar 25, 2023 11:33 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: hello radio
Replies: 7
Views: 424

Re: hello radio

Don’t blame me. I was taking a few days off at the Sea of Galilee.
by Jesus H Christ
Fri Feb 24, 2023 7:30 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The foreman of the jury in Georgia speaks out to CNN.
Replies: 37
Views: 2217

Re: The foreman of the jury in Georgia speaks out to CNN.

Diego in Seattle wrote: Fri Feb 24, 2023 6:10 pm
Jesus H Christ wrote: Fri Feb 24, 2023 6:06 pm
Mikey wrote: Thu Feb 23, 2023 10:22 pm Jesus H Christ, if it's truly a bot then maybe it should be banned.
He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone at...it.
Jesus has been partaking of the sacraments lately...
You would too if you could make wine out of water.
by Jesus H Christ
Fri Feb 24, 2023 6:06 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: The foreman of the jury in Georgia speaks out to CNN.
Replies: 37
Views: 2217

Re: The foreman of the jury in Georgia speaks out to CNN.

Mikey wrote: Thu Feb 23, 2023 10:22 pm Jesus H Christ, if it's truly a bot then maybe it should be banned.
He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone at...it.
by Jesus H Christ
Wed Feb 22, 2023 12:30 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: when did Jesus H Christ become a mod here?
Replies: 7
Views: 509

Re: when did Jesus H Christ become a mod here?

Bless you my son.

There's a new Savior in town.

BTW...DAD and ðĄÐ is not involved at all here. This is my thing.
by Jesus H Christ
Sun Jan 22, 2023 1:28 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Will They Put A Southern Cross On His Grave?
Replies: 50
Views: 2233

Re: Will They Put A Southern Cross On His Grave?

How the fuck has the conversation come to this in a thread about David Crosby’s death?! Roach, this board is becoming pretty unreadable. Jesus H Christ, did you see Neil Young in here? Eleven posts in 8 years and you fukkers are trying to scare him off. He's a sensitive guy. Yes, I did. I like his ...
by Jesus H Christ
Sun Nov 21, 2021 10:20 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Not Guilty on ALL counts
Replies: 51
Views: 3753

Re: Not Guilty on ALL counts

You have heard that it was said, "An eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth." But I say to you, Do not resist the one who is evil. But if anyone looks different, makes you feel uncomfortable or threatens your grandpa's used car lot, cap his BLM ass. Jesus Fucking Christ, how do you regist...
by Jesus H Christ
Sun Nov 21, 2021 8:36 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Not Guilty on ALL counts
Replies: 51
Views: 3753

Re: Not Guilty on ALL counts

You have heard that it was said, "An eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth." But I say to you, Do not resist the one who is evil. But if anyone looks different, makes you feel uncomfortable or threatens your grandpa's used car lot, cap his BLM ass.