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by YouCant
Wed May 15, 2019 11:19 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Why Didn’t Bill Gates Vaccinate His Own Children?
Replies: 73
Views: 6844

Re: Why Didn’t Bill Gates Vaccinate His Own Children?

Then you should have said: “another reason why it’s BS is because...” I raised a point that no one else had. One that flew over your tiny pointed head because you're ignorant when it comes to HIPAA and what's accepted/not accepted as industry practice. Let's add protected health information and the...
by YouCant
Wed May 15, 2019 12:05 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Why Didn’t Bill Gates Vaccinate His Own Children?
Replies: 73
Views: 6844

Re: Why Didn’t Bill Gates Vaccinate His Own Children?

WTF does any of that have to do with you calling BS AFTER Goober outed Joe the Tard as a lying fuck? Everything, you brain-dead mongoloid. I called out a specific industry reason WHY it was bullshit. No one else, that I am aware of, had done that. Goober's article specifically stated the originally...
by YouCant
Tue May 14, 2019 10:45 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Why Didn’t Bill Gates Vaccinate His Own Children?
Replies: 73
Views: 6844

Re: Why Didn’t Bill Gates Vaccinate His Own Children?

Calling your shot after the pitch. Fucking tard. Did Goober's link, someone on this messageboard, or anyone else on the interwebs question the part that I bolded... and specifically call bullshit for the reason that I stated? If so, feel free to link that up. Or, just continue to beat your tiny poi...
by YouCant
Tue May 14, 2019 9:32 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Why Didn’t Bill Gates Vaccinate His Own Children?
Replies: 73
Views: 6844

Re: Why Didn’t Bill Gates Vaccinate His Own Children?

I didn't read it the first time, but if I had, I would have called bullshit due to this line right here: The story claimed "the comments caused a stir among physicians at the symposium with claims he was breaking doctor-patient confidentiality, according to reports. However as he was speaking t...
by YouCant
Tue May 14, 2019 8:33 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Tim Conway.
Replies: 17
Views: 1095

Re: Tim Conway.

Don't you spend your mornings walking around the mall with your pants up around your chest, then head outside to yell at the clouds?

Go have a cup of Metamucil, with a side of Prune Juice, and piss off.
by YouCant
Tue May 14, 2019 8:21 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Tim Conway.
Replies: 17
Views: 1095

Re: Tim Conway.

A little before my time, but still, never saw the appeal of Conway. Perhaps someone can tell me WTF was so funny about the "epic" clip posted by our resident Depends wearing fucktard? If I had a load in my pants, would I somehow find this material to my liking? . . . Btw - Dane Cook is a B...
by YouCant
Tue May 14, 2019 8:02 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: More AOC double speak
Replies: 57
Views: 5181

Re: More AOC double speak

Kierland wrote: Tue May 14, 2019 6:38 pmfind me a link
Kierland wrote: Tue May 14, 2019 7:10 pmLike I would click one of your stupid links
Thanks for playing the role of the ball in today's T1B Punt, Pass, and Kick Competition.
by YouCant
Tue May 14, 2019 6:58 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: More AOC double speak
Replies: 57
Views: 5181

Re: More AOC double speak

Kierland wrote: Tue May 14, 2019 6:38 pma stupid fuck, now go on the google machine and find me a link that proves that.
Here ya go (warning, you must actually click on this link to view the data)

memberlist.php?mode=viewprofile&u=1152
by YouCant
Tue May 14, 2019 6:14 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: More AOC double speak
Replies: 57
Views: 5181

Re: More AOC double speak

You're not in court. If clicking one more button is too much effort for you, then you should give up message-boarding altogether. I'd recommend you make better use of your time by returning your velcro sneakers to the kids section of Walmart because they didn't come with instructions on how to use t...
by YouCant
Tue May 14, 2019 4:30 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: More AOC double speak
Replies: 57
Views: 5181

Re: More AOC double speak

I see, so providing a link to a page with a huge black box that reads "Contributors" is too challenging for you to navigate.

You're pathetic.
by YouCant
Tue May 14, 2019 10:49 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: More AOC double speak
Replies: 57
Views: 5181

Re: More AOC double speak

The information you searched high and low for is "somewhere" in the link, right at the corner of Get a Map and Fuck Off. You're just too fucking stupid to find it.
by YouCant
Tue May 14, 2019 12:19 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: More AOC double speak
Replies: 57
Views: 5181

Re: More AOC double speak

The funny part is, link or no, all he had to do was highlight the piece of Lefty's post that reads "AOC took money from Apple", right click on it, and search Google. He would have gotten the same $6,861 figure in the amount of time it took him to mash out his dumbassed post and click submi...
by YouCant
Mon May 13, 2019 11:55 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: More AOC double speak
Replies: 57
Views: 5181

Re: More AOC double speak

Kierland wrote: Mon May 13, 2019 10:47 pm It wasn’t anywhere in that link.
Really? When you click on the Contributors tab, it's the 8th one on the list. It reads as "Apple Inc." ---> :lol:

Having problems using the interwebs again today, fucktard?
by YouCant
Sun May 12, 2019 12:30 am
Forum: NFL
Topic: Pittsburgh Steelers season in review
Replies: 22
Views: 4315

Re: Pittsburgh Steelers season in review

Can someone recap for me the last 4 seasons?

Oh yeah........................... some NFC team team played in the Patriots' final game of the season, and 1 time, some shitbag back-up QB somehow beat them.

The end.
by YouCant
Sun May 12, 2019 12:04 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Mueller Report--it's that bad
Replies: 405
Views: 39178

Re: Mueller Report--it's that bad

^^ Your best take ever.

Or, something like that.
by YouCant
Sat May 11, 2019 9:16 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Mueller Report--it's that bad
Replies: 405
Views: 39178

Re: Mueller Report--it's that bad

Screw_Michigan wrote: Sat May 11, 2019 9:05 pmThe irony is overwhelming.
Is this the DC version of IKYABWAI?

Jesus Christ, don't you supposedly write for a living? I can't imagine you're being handsomely rewarded for composing such unimaginative dreck.
by YouCant
Sat May 11, 2019 9:00 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: From Marty's Blog
Replies: 32
Views: 2175

Re: From Marty's Blog

Comparing house prices is generally a silly idea. If that's all you took away from my response, then you are as stupid as you look. #1 - Dude is trying to gravy-train home prices in his area and is not even a homeowner. He may as well stand in front of some dude's yacht, take a pic, and say "H...
by YouCant
Sat May 11, 2019 8:08 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: From Marty's Blog
Replies: 32
Views: 2175

Re: From Marty's Blog

Houses are going for $800k in this "crime ridden shithole." Should I post some stock photos? Am I supposed to be impressed by that figure? That's the starting price for new homes in my subdivision. Furthermore, you rent, so who gives a fuck what 80 year old total gutjobs are going for in ...
by YouCant
Sat May 11, 2019 11:33 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: From Marty's Blog
Replies: 32
Views: 2175

Re: From Marty's Blog

You rent a 1 BR flophouse in the midst of a crime-ridden shithole

https://www.trulia.com/real_estate/Colu ... 352/crime/
https://www.areavibes.com/washington-dc ... hts/crime/

Touched a nerve?
by YouCant
Sat May 11, 2019 1:46 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: AOC and Bernie want to hurt the poor...
Replies: 68
Views: 6970

Re: AOC and Bernie want to hurt the poor...

The backpedal was the denial of homosmack you three brain celled troglodyte. Try t-ball noob. The homosmack was a mere supplement to the main point, which you cannot seem to grasp, you pretentious little gremlin. You have no idea what a refined palate is or if one even exists. Just because you're i...
by YouCant
Sat May 11, 2019 12:00 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: AOC and Bernie want to hurt the poor...
Replies: 68
Views: 6970

Re: AOC and Bernie want to hurt the poor...

Nice backpedal. It's actually extremely consistent with something I posted many hours ago. Try reading this again. Aloud. Running your pudgy hobgoblin finger across the screen. Slowly: I know it's a slight change from your 437th attempt at telling someone else that they really don't like whiskey, A...
by YouCant
Fri May 10, 2019 10:01 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: AOC and Bernie want to hurt the poor...
Replies: 68
Views: 6970

Re: AOC and Bernie want to hurt the poor...

Oh I see it’s my fault your quiver has only gay and typo smack in it. Stop crying because I have the nerve to hold you accountable to the drivel you post. Furthermore... I am clearly mocking you for thinking you can actually tell someone what they are capable of tasting/not tasting. The fact that y...
by YouCant
Fri May 10, 2019 8:13 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: AOC and Bernie want to hurt the poor...
Replies: 68
Views: 6970

Re: AOC and Bernie want to hurt the poor...

Don't blame me because you're incapable of proof-reading a 9 word shit post before hastily mashing submit. It's not like you composed a Dostoevsky-length novel and I picked out one word out of thousands. You can't get through a one-line post... that you just posted , without fucking it up. You're a ...
by YouCant
Fri May 10, 2019 7:46 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: AOC and Bernie want to hurt the poor...
Replies: 68
Views: 6970

Re: AOC and Bernie want to hurt the poor...

Kierland wrote: Fri May 10, 2019 7:30 pmSo I other words there wasn’t a link. Gotcha.
Are you not even capable of just copy/pasting the same horrible dreck that you just posted?

So I other words? :lol:
by YouCant
Fri May 10, 2019 7:36 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Mueller Report--it's that bad
Replies: 405
Views: 39178

Re: Mueller Report--it's that bad

Shlomart Ben Yisrael wrote: Fri May 10, 2019 7:28 pm Mandingo Firehose


You win the post of the day. Congrats...
by YouCant
Fri May 10, 2019 7:23 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Mueller Report--it's that bad
Replies: 405
Views: 39178

Re: Mueller Report--it's that bad

If I am merely trolling, and you are aware of this, then why are you responding? But seriously, The Board needs to be saved from a 900th post about Whiskey Y/N --> so let's switch gears. Why not tell us about all the wonderfully delicious alcoholic beverages you consume? I bet they have rugged/manly...
by YouCant
Fri May 10, 2019 7:06 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: AOC and Bernie want to hurt the poor...
Replies: 68
Views: 6970

Re: AOC and Bernie want to hurt the poor...

Kierland wrote: Fri May 10, 2019 6:39 pmSo in other words, there wasn’t a link. Gotcha.
Another moron barely capable of using the internet. Does someone else log you in to this site, clack out horrific takes, and click submit for you... or do accomplish this feat all by yourself?
by YouCant
Fri May 10, 2019 6:58 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: AOC and Bernie want to hurt the poor...
Replies: 68
Views: 6970

Re: AOC and Bernie want to hurt the poor...

Mikey wrote: Fri May 10, 2019 6:38 pmNope. And it's not my first day ignoring insignificant little shitstains like you, either.
I am not sure ignore means what you think it means.
by YouCant
Fri May 10, 2019 6:57 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Mueller Report--it's that bad
Replies: 405
Views: 39178

Re: Mueller Report--it's that bad

You find cosmopolitan talk exciting? That’s pretty weird. Horrible attempt at deflection. Come on, bro, regale the board with your amazingly insightful Mantini takes. I know it's a slight change from your 437th attempt at telling someone else that they really don't like whiskey, but I am trying to ...
by YouCant
Fri May 10, 2019 6:13 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: AOC and Bernie want to hurt the poor...
Replies: 68
Views: 6970

Re: AOC and Bernie want to hurt the poor...

Link? Right-click on the words " propose a 15% cap on Credit Card interest rates ", select some sort of search function from whatever browser you are deploying, then select one of the numerous links that you are presented with. This took me about 1.3 seconds to execute. Is today your firs...
by YouCant
Fri May 10, 2019 5:54 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Mueller Report--it's that bad
Replies: 405
Views: 39178

Re: Mueller Report--it's that bad

Let's add some excitement to this thread then, shall we?

Why don't you tell us what fruit you like in the Cosmopolitans that you swill from your wide assortment of phallic-shaped martini glasses?
by YouCant
Fri May 10, 2019 5:35 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Mueller Report--it's that bad
Replies: 405
Views: 39178

Re: Mueller Report--it's that bad

I am posting just to break up the monotony of poptart blathering on for 3 consecutive posts. You're welcome, everybody.


Who the fuck are you even responding to in the last post, btw?
by YouCant
Fri May 10, 2019 5:31 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: From Marty's Blog
Replies: 32
Views: 2175

Re: From Marty's Blog

Screw_Michigan wrote: Thu May 09, 2019 7:53 pmWhich part of Anacostia?
I was just naming the nastiest part of The District I could think of. Haven't you stated that you reside in some DC shithole?

I live about 30 miles due west - straight out Rt 50.
by YouCant
Fri May 10, 2019 2:35 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Georgia now considered top filming location in the world
Replies: 69
Views: 4098

Re: Georgia now considered top filming location in the world

BSmack wrote: Thu Apr 04, 2019 12:15 amWinter isn't really that big an issue in Georgia.
Unless they get an inch or two of snow, then the state closes down for the following week.

Didn't GA declare a state of emergency in late Jan 2019 just because there was snow in the forecast? I think it ended up raining. Fucking pussies.
by YouCant
Fri May 10, 2019 11:35 am
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: Bacon, Georgia... unedited.
Replies: 55
Views: 3012

Re: Bacon, Georgia... unedited.

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Kierland, a newly planted conifer
by YouCant
Thu May 09, 2019 7:50 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: From Marty's Blog
Replies: 32
Views: 2175

Re: From Marty's Blog

Screw_Michigan wrote: Thu May 09, 2019 4:43 pmWelcome?
The next time I'm in...................... Anacostia (?), we should grab lunch at the place across the street from the laundromat. You know the one, right?
by YouCant
Thu May 09, 2019 3:52 pm
Forum: Cul de Smack
Topic: From Marty's Blog
Replies: 32
Views: 2175

Re: From Marty's Blog

And here I thought Kushner was too busy with the TEFCA and making healthcare interoperability a reality. In either case, I'll make sure to ask him about his 2020 plans the next time I see him in DC.